Kestolove: See as dem kip d guy body like wetin no matter
Hummm, you see wetin i see my sister. Even if he has the chance of jolting out of death/coma, the wey them arrange im head and leg no fit give am chance of another chance
ashacot: A video is going round of a woman after she carried her boyfriend on her back to cross the road. The video captured the lovers standing by the road side waiting to cross the road. But suddenly, the man climbed the back of the woman and she carried him to cross the road.
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The doctor should be grilled thoroughly baar?? Humm my brother
kingeze88: I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.
When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.
I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.
Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.
When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.
My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.
Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?
Tell her you were kidding o, then quietly wait for the dna results if it proves you are their bio father, all well and good. You were kidding anyway. But if it shows you aint their father, then bros, do the needful.
2012, I finished school, worked briefly in a factory to raise money before NYSC.
2013 June, i was posted to Umunya, Anambra state for NYSC, after camp, i redeployed to Rivers State.
2013 July, i was posted to a public secondary school in a village around ELELE, I was to take SS1 civic education. i had ample time, for a fact too much time. so i decided to look for a secondary place of assignment, I got a private school and was employed to teach commerce and also assist the house master as it was a boarding school, service year was good for me cos, my 19800 was resting, i relied on the 25000 i earned from the private school, i was also feed as assistant house master, i only spent my money on transportation and light drinking, i had no GF.
2013, i began teaching in the public school but discovered they were too playful, noisy etc, I told them i love to play as well, (Coming down to their level) they were amused, i gave the rules that we play hard and work hard, i explained to them that when its time for class, we concentrate as to learn and achieve fast, then when its time for play we play as well, deal or no deal, they agreed. My class was always very interactive and lively, for once this kids wanted me in their class, at free periods, they always came to call me when I'm around. I started working at the private school, but discovered it was a different ball game entirely, they weren't that Noisy, playful, they were always busy, no free periods they were most often reserved smart and intelligent.
2013, It was pretty easy penetrating the ranks of my students in the public school, however, the private school students were reserved, they hardly talk, just answer you and go. I decided to come to their level as well, i started talking with those who wanted to talk, sending them errands, soon other wanted to talk, at the boarding house, I decided to play ball with them, i taught them different games, the girls were just there looking, i decided to interact with them, ask them what sport they liked, i discovered they had long tennis, badminton racket and net in the hostels but weren't, using them, we fixed it, I began teaching them to play, soon they were playing, i discovered there were some girls always lurking around the football pitch, always ready to pick the ball etc, i asked them if they wanted to play, initially they were reluctant and the boys were surprised, they were like uncle, can this one play, uncle i will not mercy tis one o, i will park or fire this one, i told they to be considerate and lets mix them, take care of the girls in your team. to my greatest surprise, they guys were even protecting the girls playing for them, there were too many sporting activities going on simultaneously at the same time and the hostel became very lively, they kids at the hostel had too many to gist for their counterparts in the day school.
2013, i taught my kids in both the public and private secondary schools well, we play well and were very close, i also set what i called traps for flogging, this kept them at high alerts as they did not want to fall into those traps, some felt, uncle just flog me, this standards are too high abeg, i twisted questions to rattle their brains, they were quick to scramble it out and give me the answer, at this point, I tried to take note of those who weren't interested or active in this activities, and paid special attention to them, i helped them the little i could, making them believe in themselves.
2013 December, I organized an end of year party for kids in the public school, the school authorities weren't interested, other corpers weren't interested as well, so we bought cabin biscuits and bottled drinks did a small party and dancing competition and everyone went home for the year. The private school had an elaborate end of year party, we did a lot of decorations, preparations rehearsals etc. It was an IT savvy school with all kids having Ipads and laptops, We did plenty of digital designs for presentation, i spiced it up with different dances, presentation engaging parents as well. I was very close to the students at this point. party ended and we all went home.
2014 January, school resumed however i was more at the private school doing plenty work as the director was always pressing, we took the students on tour, expos, excursions, competitions etc, we did a lot of marketing jobs to sell he school, i was made head of project 2000, it was a project to sell 2000 forms at 2000 Naira each, i was given the resources to achieve this target, in between this, i still had inter personal relationships with my students most especially the boarding house students, in the evening when we get home, i also organized some competitions with my kids at the public school during the second term.
2014 May, Third term, i was supposed to hand over to a junior corper, as i was leaving the following month, i still taught my student in the public school bringing them out of their shell, some of their parents brought plantain, garri, rice, beans, pepper, maggi, mango, banana etc God bless them all where ever they are today. i always dash the excess out as i was feeding from the private school i was working as well,
2014 June, this month was a month for retrospect, it was an emotional month as well, i left the public school at the middle of the term, i remember my students, both boys and girls were crying, i took time to hug all of the, took phone picture and boom, service was over, dumped my khaki, labour market, the director or the private school i worked reached agreement in principles to increase my salary to take up a permanent role in the school, I concentrated fully on the job at hand, doing aggressive marketing to sell the forms, at the end of third term, I and my team had sold 2004 forms smashing the target.
2014 August shortly after third term, I was made the head of another project, to conduct common entrance for over 2000 pupils and select the best 600 as that is what the school can handle at full capacity, we had to device a means of conducting the exams into different classes in batches in order to avoid over crowding, it was another success, however trouble started when some powerful parent influenced the admission, wetin concern me. The decisions taken afterwards was above my pay grade.
2014 August/September, we organized summer school, which went well, I was made head of another project, Creating and managing the school website, data base, synchronizing data, uploading student and staff data, uploading result and creating online project for each student, we had a limited time frame to achieve this as the developers came from Lagos, i selected my team, made up of vibrant staffs, we worked day and overnight for three (3) consecutive days to achieve this.
2014 October/November/December, First term began, however, the security situation had deteriorated in this community, this was during the days of Don Wanny and co, I had near death experience on three separate occasions, on a particular day, one of the driver refused to come pick the student bus very early in the morning around 5am, other drivers had gone, in order not to fail the parents, I decided to go pick the minder, then proceed to go pick the kids, on the way to the minders house around 5.15am i ran into some cultist, they sat in a circle, each with burning candles right in front of them, they all wore white singlet and tied a red rope round their heads, with a bamboo leave in their mouth, they all stood up in unison all holding cutlass, guns and dangerous weapons, they shouted park, park, i initially wanted to accelerate into a corner and try to escape, however it was as if God took charge, i took the turn then park and came down, they were in front so i would have ran into them, some of them began to say carpon make we run am, i was scared to the marrow, i began to beg moving backwards telling them i was going to pick school kids, i told them to look at the school logo on the bus, apparently they saw the school poster, one said lie down raised his machete, i ran close to one whose machete was still down, i knelt down and begged him, and he told the other about 6 to leave me alone. the guy gave me a serious warning and told me to go, while i was driving out, i saw many of them hidden in corners even flashing touch, how i entered the den of death and came out alive is only God. Another close shave with death i will never forget is a champions league match, Manchester United vs Chelsea i watched it in one hotel, a guy and a lady left just 3 min to the end of the game, on coming out, i saw them right in front, about five guys came out from the bush, held the girl down, the guy tried to fight, he was shot dead, i and my friend hid close to the bush but they saw us from afar and ran towards us, we dashed into he bush escaping to the other street.
2014 December, The security situation in Omoku had become too serious, after the end of year party, i danced and danced with my kids, I traveled for Christmas on the 24th December 2014, i have not return to the community since then. The security situation was so bad in 2015 many schools had to close.
I love teaching, I still fancy the opportunity I'm currently in Abuja.
Wow, if all this is true, then i am proud of your work. I didnt read thru to the end but the little i did tells a lot. You are obviously a pro in your field and you loving it. God bless and surprise you this year.
I'm sick of all these entitled and arrogant clowns that think they know it all
Once in a while they need to be put in their place
And be reminded of who they really are
The triggered ones are the ones entering into my mentions throwing tantrums and getting confused or "pretending to be confused" because they need someone to heal their bruised ego (which will not be me anyway )
Even a broke guy doesn't like himself but he's expecting another person's daughter to love him
Please don't come for me o because I am not like that hanty.me I don't have manners and boundaries with trolls
My mouth is very acidic so EFI oripipe bamisoro
The entitlement mentality some broke Ñigerian guys have about relationship is astonishing
Money they don't have Character, zero Common sense- nothing The ones that even managed to temporarily escape poverty ( yes I said temporarily because they're still coming back to square 1) because of their bad habits and life choices.so if they managed to escape poverty for the time being, savings or investment will not enter their brain,they will enter bar and night clubs to make it rain on oloshos.infact some of them will forget they have mothers talkless of taking care of them
All their money will enter gambling, alcohol,weed,sex parties and other kinds of stoop1dities then when the money finish they'll be singing "these hoes ain't Loyal" they now pretend as if I didn't once spend on them
Were you expecting olosho to give a shii about you? Oloshos and beer parlours are created for men with money and no sense
No wonder the Bible Said a fool and his money are soon seperated
Now let me ask you a question,you that you're broke and expecting a woman To look at your side, wetin you go offer am outside empty promises and preek?
So you wan dey deek am on an empty stomach and empty account?
You no get sense
Do you see Dangote complaining that any girl said no to him?
Na him dey choose any woman wey e want regardless of nationality and lastly loyalty was lost since the moment sex became cheap.the remaining Loyal women already going extinct,you will not take care of them
golddare: I wish a lot of ladies will join the evangelism department because I observed the grace upon them that will make any man to listen. The devil knows they have such power but corrupted it for negative stuffs.
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I am in the evangelism department of my church and think whether you are male or female as long as you carry the power of God and know His word, Soul winning will become easy.
Read and be enlightened. It contains real life information every living soul should have. Its a reak life experience too that happened in the �� US. Instead of believing rather in egungun.
Uche had shared the revealing picture on January 2.
She did not mention how she almost died.
She no get sence. Instead of showing gratitude to the God who saved her life by finding ways to pleade Him, she dey please the devil instead by going bare chested. Shay shay, shay, shame.
DarkJeddi: So why come to a thread about a mad man butchering his brother,to start ventilating about men?
Is this the right place to start lambasting men?
There is a time and a place for everything..
If you had posted your comment on the thread you referenced or where two men fought and killed each other,there wouldn't be any reason to call you out as that would have been proper..
There is something called connecting infos,.... Ya'll say its a man's world and then women took over bla, bla, bla. Anyway, oga i no get personal beef with you. I just feel guys should generalise their pain on a matter instead of always putting blames on the female gender when them no even dey the scene of wetin happen. That sort of mentality is gradually spoiling our social relations. Kapish?
WaterWalker5: Will try the second one. Cos the first one said that 'its not valid' You will see my reply soon Its a gmail account Something tells me we're gonna be very good chat buddies and then friends. I can sense the chemistry building up
WaterWalker5: Was that why you won't gimme a valid email or your WhatsApp. I figured if she doesn't want us to have a chat in a more private environment, we night as well have it here.
That said Its cool working as an admin. That means you don't have much time to really relax. Is it?
I do have time to relax, if i didnt i wouldn't be chatting now would i?
WaterWalker5: Was that why you won't gimme a valid email or your WhatsApp. I figured if she doesn't want us to have a chat in a more private environment, we night as well have it here.
That said Its cool working as an admin. That means you don't have much time to really relax. Is it?
Bros, i gave you a valid email and have even rectified the problem with the one i have on NL. I tested it too. They are both in good condition as i have been receiving mails from em. Stacia4real2003@yahoo.com / joy.g2016@yahoo.com
DarkJeddi: What does this rambling have to do with the issue on the ground ?
Its called rambling cos its a lady talking bah? . What do you term the butcher a husband gave his wife because she had an altercation with his sister over a piece of drum stick.. Humm... Ya'll males were over the top with serve her right. Anyway make i hold on to wetin i wan dash your likes first.
heendrix: Don't trust women bro......on that thread bout Moyo Thomas husband dying after the wife's infidelity news I was shocked to see 80% of these senseless hoes rather supporting the woman n bashing the poor man. Never again will I pity any bad thing that happens to ladies/women
I'm with you on this man, Never trust women ! i'm undoubtedly sure she's the one that pushed the gentle man to this point
Charmingrascal: All these predictions are what anybody can give.
They should stop saying "God says" when it is only their calculations and instincts that lead them.
Everybody now na Prophet
Dont worry. They also understand what the scriptures means when it says "woe unto them who say God speaks when God has not spoken" so comot hand my dear.
We don't take things serious That was how they thought Jesus wanted to tell a parable in the synagogue, even after seeing him with a cane, until Dove sellers heard fiam fiam for their back
Thread seen..
Ol boy take your time o. Ne kwe num anya? You wan choke me?
Nwodosis: You have to go back to your people and convert more souls! Tell them that humans have souls and cows have no souls. They should value humans over cows.
Who be this why advice him to go back home? You be God? Abi Holy Spirit?
Fulani man, if you can hear me; remain where you are until you are much stronger and got direction from the Lord as to what next to do. God be with you.