asanausana91:
Eyaa! Nobody cares about Ekweremadu again.
They are in London but they will not visit him

When you're off the grid, no one remembers you.

MrColdsweat:


What stupid rule is that? Simeone wey no gree shake anybody, him don die?

View the pic. No be me set am so no banter me

mayor1814:
Tuchel started it all. He shook your hand and you held him tight. Conte didn't even know.

Y'all didn't notice what transpired. It's a rule for you to look at the other coaches eye when shaking hands and he didn't.

So I think Tuchel was trying to talk to him about it before then he (Conte) said something to Tuchel that was what necessitated him to grab his hand.

Apply Python snake oil repeatedly and thank me later.

All of una wey don Jakpa dey motivate me Ajeh!

It might take time but God's perfect timing is sure!

Kudos to you Naij man.

You do more, and become more Ezigbo!

This God forsaken Bat!

Zulu2022:
that's how dey do, hyping and scamming ppl,ask Dem idiot,de will shout legit but fast to prosecute a Yahoo boy,the are many,even that one em name start wit (chat), that one can wash head with em story of earning 2k dolls with 3mins job. for online class ,after go ask u fr 100k training fee.... yahoo boys full nairaland,local boys, from kdp to affliate nd copywriter....if the are 100 only 9 is making money,don't be carried away by there sweet � tongue,u are rich more than this broke guys on dis forum

Aptly said.

I've read everything on this thread. I mean every damn! Thing except some BS some of you wrote which I skipped with the speed of light.

I'm happy for Frank. You've done well for yourself. I pray that you continue to soar higher and live the American dream.

Also I pray that God grants me the grace to experience such that's if it's his will for me.

Peace fellaz!

Mide3367:
Moderators: Richiez, Fynestboi, olawalebabs, mynd44, Lalasticlala Dominique, seun please i am pleading with you guys to tell Seniorwriter Charles Adarokaren to refund me back my money for a transaction i paid for since 3pm yesterday afternoon. He kept ignoring me since then till now!!!
His number 0907 920 4499

This is so funny.

I knew that guy was a scammer.

Seniorwriter:
Giving out my SENDO phone back then........
Recently giving free mentorship program.

@Eastcoastboy...All our Mentorship program borders on earning via Digital Skills.



@Seniorwriter

I will really like to be under your tutorage.
Personally a Communication student so I do some writing here and there. I will like to delve into it fully.

Seniorwriter:
Giving out my SENDO phone back then........
Recently giving free mentorship program.




@Seniorwriter

What does your mentorship program borders on?

That guy wey dem catch alive, him 6ix packs go soon disappear once he chaw watery beans.

Totilopussylick:


Extremely happy

Europe is not Africa

You dey follow am talk self.
Do that job and rake in money bro. Don't forget to send some to your family back home.

Trupz:


FUTO?

No, not Futo. The school is in the East sha.

Shalommy:
Na me be her mirror na. Chaii

Nawa oh!

Shalommy:
Start wetin huh

So you know wetin fit her and wetin no fit her!
Ontop her own body oh! You can imagine!

Shalommy:
This her dress no fit her at all. Congrats to her. Chaii

Una don start again.

I can vividly recall that faithful Afternoon.
Went to visit a friend and you know how it's when guys are around now, vibes and cruise. All man were dishing out jokes, gist, OT et al...

Until it got to that moment one of the guy started ranting that the loud(weed) he ordered since morning is yet to get to him! Omoh! I shock. With the way the guy was ranting you would think it's his last supper he was talking about.

Finally the weed arrived. They wrapped it and lit the stuff and started puffing and passing it round when it got to my turn I collected it and passed it to the next guy. Boom! It was as if I committed an abomination. imagine oh!
They now asked me why am I not smoking and to be honest I felt I had "falled hand" and the only defense I could come up with at that moment was that I'm not in the mood to smoke. Omoh! Men begin laugh. Chai! As per OG like me nah say I fall hands.

It took me a while to get over that experience and not blame myself for not fitting in.


Looking back now, I'm grateful I don't smoke because whenever I recall what drug abuse has done to one vibrant and intelligent lad I used to know I will just be grateful for the decision I took.

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

Is the girl from Enugu?

I was just observing mehn! Met my roommate and my first College babe that day. Hella of memories mahn!

Them suppose mend this Soldier.

humberjade:
Never for once have I experienced power failure, shey na better health care we wan mention, or as I walk freely anytime of the day without fear (leave home for work 3am fearlessly), no police harassment, no banditry or armed robbery. Although you can't rule out pockets of these crimes, but it has never happened to me. So in all ramifications, living abroad (better countries o) outweighs living in naija right now. But sha, there is no place like home, nah naija you fit truly flex your wealth wey you gather abroad.

Whenever you move, just make sure it is done legitimately. Bro, you don't want to end up as an illegal immigrant (i.e, over staying). I would suggest you move to whatever country you want to move to as a student; that's the easiest way to migrate these days, others are tedious and expensive. Except of course you are in the medical line. Just be sure to have some sellable skills, preferably IT related, or basic skills like manicure and pedicure, barbing and hair dressing (just that all my female friends dey rock low cut now ). Don't travel empty without a skill. And pray for divine favour too.

Now, those who are discouraging you have their different reasons for doing so. For example, on the streets of Berlin for example, I daily run into some of our African people on different stages of madness. While some are making it, some aren't so fortunate, and when one succumbs to the frustration, insanity sets in.

Whichever country you enter, make sure you are legit, pray that God directs your path to meet people that would direct your path (show you the way), don't get carried away, hustle when you still have strength in your bones, find time to blow off steam at interval, and with God on your side, it will be all smiles down the road.

I was fortunate to land in the hands of kind people, who despite what they went through before settling down, welcomed me with both arms and showed me the way. Without them, it would have been hell. And I also met people who didn't want to help, one even said he went through hell, as such, we too should follow the same process, imagine!

I wish you the very best in your quest to relocate abroad. Don't be discouraged.

Imagine! Man recreating pain. Too bad.

Lvgirl:



It's not easy. As blacks we don't like to help each other grow.
If they help you move who will welcome them when they are back home. Such is our mentality here in country.
We like to enslave each other.
Many years ago a friend told me there is nothing in Brazil. He will be back next month ,keep telling me next month
I made my way therei didn't Inform him.
We met in a mall where I work as a security guard. The guy nearly run mad seeing me.


I thank God

This is so funny.

I can imagine the reaction on his face.

akinkuolie1985:
..I pray u get sense soon

So bad ass!

If you're conversant with Nigeria's politics you will know this guys have only converged to discuss how the students will garner votes for them.

The smell from a gas shop.

Winter03:
I'm allergic to dust.

Hives.

Iswear! Dust and smoke.. makes me want to choke.

It seems they didn't pay the designer in full. See as he dey minimize material for one leg.

wunmi590:


Lol, and when it begin to happen every sunday, the church begins to lose congregation...

God will help us

Yes they've lost me. Unless I decide to change my mind.