₦airaland Forum

joyfullyjoyous:
Some ladies can be funny. I remember a lady that had a date with a new guy she met. When they got to the joint and was asked to place her order,she quickly got up n went to the barbeque stand. When she got there,she ordered the biggest fish that she couldn't finish. Her date was surprised when the fish was brought and asked if she could finish it to which she said yes. Not quite long a man selling bitter cola passed by. She called him and took bitter cola worth about N300. Rather than pay herself, she asked her date to pay. He handed her N500 note n when the balance was given to her,she quickly put it in her purse. According to her friend that was there,she could not finish the fish barbeque and had to ask for a take away pack. Funny enough when she got home,it was her dog she gave it to as she was staying alone. A working class mature lady at that that was always complaining she had no man in her life.
That's the last time she saw the man as he was pissed off.

Vanpascore:
He is lamenting because he gave the place nice look as a governor then. I went there in 2013 and the place was very ok. I am also surprised from these pictures, it shows maintenance culture isn't in our country.

Lilimax:
Good!
This piggy bank makes one to stop all these on-the- spot buying especially things you don't necessarily need.
I feel it'll make one save all these loose cash that flies around in your bag
Will give it a try!

spiritofthedead:
Ok
Who else noticed that NYSC uniform for this year is fitted unlike the previous ones

courage54:
And how we ended up with BUHARI and ATIKU as the major contenders for the 2019 election still beats my Imagination.

Wantedmiller:
I have see why you always come online to wail every time.......
because you believed buhari to make #1 to 1$

I see.....

Atiku has started his promises again and you believed him.

I wonder why you fall for Nigeria politicians every time they made all this their empty promises.
J
Brother/ Sister I weep in private for you.

nero2face:
so who are u suggesting for Atiku

LaBozz:
Make she follow go Malaysia naaa... As I be small African boy. But then again she knows am the type that can't be oppressed. Am not rich neither am I a show guy, but if Malaysia big boys pop 20 Hennessey, I go fit pop with legit money. If Malaysia big boy buy am Brazilian hair 500k, I go fit buy 20k and e go fine pass the 500k lol

SIMPLYkush:
ugly girl from an unfunny ugly black comedian, happy birthday

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
The Osun election pain the guy. Make him go flex small.

NwaAmaikpe:



Well to me it's a bad omen.

It's a sign his wife will bring in a stranger's baby into his marital home.

RebirthPhoenix:
Are u madd Come on will you remove that nonsense.
Bush fish like you
,dnt go and hussle,,

Anumanu!

if they ask pipo that are fine to come out, u will bring that ur cocunut head outside,,,bia bekiafu
Who vex you mbok

becca2011:
As in ehnn, I jump and pass ebuka type as my hubby. I don't like a man who's so dress conscious. I can't fit with side chicks.if he doesn't want the ladies wont let him be. Mrs ebuka I don't envy u at all

Admitwithschola:
Thanks for the details. Your age is still good. 4.0 or 3.9 is not bad. Unfortunately we will need a bachelor’s degree transcript to proceed. When you get this, search for one of our adverts with my username and then email the transcript, the back transcript. We will access and if need be request the HND transcripts as well. But you will need to be quick because we have till end of October.

For jobs, unfortunately I can’t help with that. I am not in your field.

It seems it is you that God brought me here to meet. For further questions, send us an email. This year could be your year, if all goes well

Admitwithschola:
This sounds good. Surprisingly, I belong to a team of young people that mentor other young and academically hardworking Africans. Perhaps you've seen one of our adverts.

Which school did you go? What did you study at uni? What was your GPA at both HND and BSc? What is your age? Do you have transcripts of your studies?

Your education looks decent to me. Mech is a hard course to study and perform above average. Answer those questions

Admitwithschola:
You guys just make up stories.

As I said before, if some of us weren't exposed to how things actually are, we would be believing some of the things that are said here.. Some of you just throw numbers how you like.

$55,000 per year comes to $43,000 after tax. Please can you smartly explain how "bills and living expenses" can possibly take almost 84% of this, for a single guy with plans and no wife and pikin bukata or family bukata?

Even me living in one of the expensive cities here, with all the bills and all, if I had a plan todo business, I can live on 24,000 dollars per year, easily.

Sometimes I marvel for nairaland posters. That's how the other one said blacks and Nigerians don't get top jobs abroad.

And even if we assume very wrongly that he is only left with 7,000 dollars savings after all expenses and taxes, that is still way more than what he will save in Nigeria on a salary of 200K per month (assume zero tax, which is not even correct)..

So, in case you have not thought it well, think again. Some of us have lived in both situations. We are not just typing..

And by the way, you guys should stop telling the OP he is making a mistake. I remember the story of one nairalander 5 years ago, I forgot his name ooo. He worked for Addax and was earning around 500K or 1million per month. Then he got a scholarship to Tu Dellft and he wanted to resign. Everyone thought he was mad, as per naija factor, lol. Oh, you're making the worst mistake of your life, ooh, abroad is hard, ooh, this and that...But,, the guy resigned and dared them. He went to Tu Delft, did the 2-year masters and fantastically landed a job paying him multiples of his naija salary..Guy, if na your story, abeg show here.. The same people telling him he was making the worst mistake of his life were the ones praising his decisions.

If OP's education side is very tight, and the job is sure, I would take the job sharp, sharp..So, there are many variables involved here. This life has big opportunities and sometimes one needs to take calculated risks

donsiqua:
Thank you sir
I have a great relationship with my parents but they have there fears- that I may go there and not return and worst still marrying a white woman lol
I have tried to convince them but to no avail

StarUp:
If you read all that screenshot, then you like aproko/amebo...

larmu:
AMBRUSE, please which school is that

Nnamdiojukwu:
There is no where in the bible where you are told to hail Mary OK.


Una believed system is too low abeg.

Nnamdiojukwu:
Yea,I am better than those who called hail Mary cos they do not know what they are doing.