₦airaland Forum

Angrygoat:
This guy u r just dumb, don't make money,be doing like a 100level oponu. I pity u,the lil shi t u had,u use am go pay rent,still u can't afford a good decent life. What a pity,its obvious u won't be able to afford the next rent. Common sense suppose tell u to dey low key,go rent whr u go fit afford,get your shit together,dro this stupid childish attitude of yours. Odeh. No be even twitter,n nairaland. U have a dumb dream nd by the time owu hit u,u go hail. Dont go and make money,u are an ugly guy,and broke and still u go deh type and upload nonsense. What a full grown man acting like a kid. U don't even have property at the place u went to rent,make dem for dey call u big boy.oponu

gee calm down na, no be war

olu77:


Ask some fake prophets now, they will true true be like "this implies your village people are pining down your glory o. You have to buy 50 liters of holy water and soap to wash away this pin from your life."

dingbang:
Deeper life girls dey fvck eh. Kai

as Dem Neva forku kill na

NobleRace:
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This nairaland, mad people full oh

kktbm:
I’m a 20 yo guy and last week was my first time of having sex. I came in like 20 seconds.

I spoke to my friend about it he said it do usually happen first time

Is this true?

FTC mehn, I'll come back and ansa u

PENISgod:
nice one bro...u are a real O.G...but be calming down ohh Bros, which one is if she's not worth marrying even though I don't plan on marrying her( but things might change) I think that's a really harsh phrase to use... every girl is worth marrying...

bros, you see that bolded eh, don't ever reason like that o

Beebah2000:
I am not ashamed. I just dey avoid simps.

lol...simps are everywhere hun, would love to see what you look like though, chances of not being impressed are above average.

Beebah2000:
no

are you ashamed of putting your picture?
C'mon, it can't be that bad

Beebah2000:
please, don't like me

is that u on your dp?

Hmmmmm, tems don de collect from drake too? Sai, girls...fear them o

Ofolete:
Confused ManU wanted to kill your career but you are smart enough to run away.

this big head Chelsea fan, I sabi your type

Habib101:
Hell yeah, I remember watching this on nta when Bob Manuel is hosting it, his is the best in that not until later they start bringing different guys hosting,anyways man this are the good times I had watching, I will stay wake till around 12 or 1 am

watin u de yarn? U know how much be Panadol now? Be careful!

Sunisonflex39:
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Looking for my jungle boot..



How do I apply

Which forest them one use host this one...

Beware of bandits..



I go advice each of them to hold side dagger..

Just incase

laff don kill me

Promiseibritam:
Charity wasn't angry
she told me that she love me and that she cnt leave me

She said, when u wia asking me out, your WORDS wia "LOVING, STRONG AND CONVINCING"

Her frnds chattd me up and told me that I Should nt joke with her since she's still inlove with me after knwing that I'm cheating on her.

Charity surprised me by increasing her love 4me.

but she always got me angry wen we r chatting and she ask "How is ur galfrnd"

I always warn her bt she keep on acting stubborn. Wch always made me to use all sort of words on her bt she never insulted me no matter.

her family knew I was dating Her.

Her Eldest sisters and Younger ones would just cum online and asked "How is ur wife?"

But they always play smart asif they knw nttin abt it.

But
Charity hated me cuz I was addicted to sex
she told me that her Elder sister and her Husband warn her to steer clear frm me

But she said, dat she cnt dat she love me
That I should change just 4 her sake if I still love her.

She do call me and cried over the phon

Typing

u well so?

daugeon666:
the question now is can't Ronaldo feed your entire generation too?

he cannot feed because my generation will collect the money and buy the food

unbitchable:
Lol. First game of the season, Allegri benched his old ass and gave a strict warning to him that he won't be needed in Juventus. If Allegri really needed him, he would have made him the vocal point of his project in Juventus but obviously, Allegri knows Ronaldo was already finished and his being a clog to the fluidity of the vibrant attacking Juventus team.
Ronaldo ran full cycle from 100-0 in 3 yrs, from breaking transfer record to becoming a scrap value in 3 yrs, such a shame. His agent was running from club to club to be able to offload the fraud, nobody wants him, thanks to Dany levi's refusing to let go of Harry Kane.
Realmadrid chased you away, Juve chased you away & you think Pep will tolerate your fraud, never.
You are not Pep's signing, pep never demanded for you, it was your agent that was throwing you at Mancity like a cheaphoe. Mancity wanted to sign you for free without paying a Kobo but Juve persuaded Mancity to pay a small amount to at least not lose out totally for so much expenses they have spent on the fraud. His agent was begging Mancity to pay £25 million as though he is a second hand cloth, worthless fraud.

Look here old fraud, go ask Ibrahimovic, Yayah toure, Sergio Aguero, no matter your ego, Pep will bench your career if you can't fit in his playing system. No be to dey hide inside box 18 for penalty and tap in, Pep will make you regret your fraud ass. As long as your not Messi, you will always remain second fiddle to Pep. Debryne, Sterling, foden, are Pep's golden boys and would be above the old fraud in the pecking order anyday, anytime, every match week.
I don't see the fraud matching what Aguero did in Mancity yet Pep booted him out.. it will end in premium tears for the old fraud.

you are a big fool, how many bicycles does your family have? Calling someone that can feed your generation an Old fraud

Anigreat:



Destiny Etiko with her killer curve. My preek must enter her toto for this life.

who you

Happiboispot:
When I saw this post I was happy, I called my neighbour she was happy too, � we called our other neighbour and she was happy, now all the villagers are happy

I just wanna congratulate this post

bros, how's your health?

oyeb15:
Weaponize your CCTV to fire at any moving object whose facial is not contained in it's database.

alaye, ya wicket, very wicket

NotFarFrom:
na 22bet. Those werey don chop my money too much. Na to back the 500k odds with 20k.

Ewwwwwwweee!!! Me na sporty I go close down..I sell my papa car 200k, play am ... where this people de see this marine girls abeg

NotFarFrom:
1. Tell her to book 500k odds then send the booking code to me.

2. Send your account number for me to sponsor the next nack.

Thanks in advance.

bro, 500k odds which betting site u one close down

letsfun:
Do we need to know this.. Carry your family problem

gee shut the fork up, you don't know how she feels cuz It's not your family member suffering it...abeg don't be a demon

falseprophet:
I see some broke end time crew coming soon to tell us about vanity upon vanity

I see Mr Unrighteousness pasting his usual italicized jargons

This i have seen!

e get time u no de see things?

Megatron77:
Yes! as long as the banny won't get pregnant

lol, they always get pregnant

Beebah2000:
nope

lol, then you have to let him fourk

Queenserah26:
At last

at long last!!

Beebah2000:
We are still wondering ooo.
After them don enter, na only God go know if them go still settle down.
If you no give them, them go say u dey give another guy.
Men, fear men.

guys can be Hot and want to have sex? Who better than their fiancee, or would u prefer they have it elsewhere without you knowing?