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edwife:
You dey mind am....she will see it by herself na...

Mini skirt?i will show you one of my pic wearing mini....hehehehe yummy mummy....

I wish I could get flat belle like una. The hustle exercise is real.

So much hardwork. That area nor gree shift!

Chillis:

Don't mind efe
By the time the head will turn to head of state. She go know how far.

Efe pls you are good like this. Don't drop nothing again

Then why does my BMI state that I'm slightly overweight, even though I fit into size 10 dresses now?

Chillis:
Wow.

You look like under 20.
Edwife look like we will start wearing miniskirt too.

Efe good job.

Healthy eating is paying off.

Thanks babes. But right now, I'm not eating healthily as I type. I'm munching my way through someone's leftover KFC. Will run it off in the morning.

edwife:
hehehe i weigh between 70-69kg and i look slim so i ain't dropping any,before my head looks bigger than my body...

Lol!

That's because you've got the height. You are tallllllllllll, Edwife.

edwife:
Thanks darling.

Chillis hold her wrapper,efe looks 15 years in the pictures o....

15 years ke? Lol!

I still need to drop 8kg more jare.

Chillis:
Efe is this your daughter or yourself

Pls I'm lost here

Phew!

So you finally saw them, then?

That's me. Taken 2 Sundays ago.

Chillis:
I have muscle cramp doing refresh
EfemenaXY

Lovely pics Eds

Chillis:
Did both of you see anything

Look again, Chilli

Chillis:
Hian.
Is it willy willy you are doing me.

I'm just looking at Eds pics.

I see nothing

Jesus Christ woman!

You want make dem use my pics do JuJu? How many times d'you want me to post this thing?

Nice one Eds!

Lovely dress too

Chillis:
Efe
Efeh
Efemenaxy !!!

Gone. Did you see them?

Chilli. You have five seconds...

edwife:
hahahaha now i can't log out,i must see this.

Thou shalt not commit lookery.

Chillis:
I have counted the months jare.

Efe babes come and confirm abeg

Lol! Months?? Yes, oh, been a while. Wanted to show you the new improved, slimmer Efe.

edwife:
Start wetin?

I was but was responding to a mention.Na sin i commit.

You wearing a flower short dress,in front of the door.

You're too fast madam!

Wetin? It's almost unladylike!

Choi! How many pics of me have you seen? Not fair!!

Chillis:
Efe short dress?

#faints #.

That's it.
Preparing my bag for June 2016 visit

Chillis:
Efemenaxy

Don't Efe me jare. I dey vex with you.

Where were you? And now see the crowd Eds just draw, carry body for here.

SAMBARRY:
no it is omoge Facebook starring jide kosoko (grooms father), femi afebayo (groom)
Mercy aigbe (bride)
Shola shobowale (grooms mom)
Akin Lewis (father of the bride)
Remi surutu (mother of the bride)
Fathia balogun sister of the bride
foluke daramola sister of the groom

But it's a Yoruba movie na!

No English one??

edwife:
No,just trolling.

I saw a movie titled "facebook lovers" starring oge okoye and some dude.Been a while.

This is so embarassing. D'you know I actually went search for this on Youtube.

edwife:
Seen....

Na lie jare

Abeg nor start again today. Besides, I thought you said you were going to bed??

edwife:

What??!!!

Chillis:
My dear I have forgotten o.
When I type like this I tend to forget what I have said

Chillis:
My dear, I will get a ban again if I post pics
.
Make chillisauce ban expire first.

As per efemenaxy and edwife.

I never get una time yet. Make I go read story for small chillis first

Don't mind her.

Abandoning you when you needed her most.

Teasing you when you needed her most

Chillis:
Spam bot again
Anyway ..make I go retire to bed. The storm is here again.

Eyah, ndoh.

But what were you trying to tell me before your post got hidden?

edwife:
not really but i presume chilli will.

Off i go babes,see ya.

Abeg answer question on the other thread before you run jor.

edwife:
This must be my facebook wife,starring ini and jim ...

Eds, pls don't tease.

Is this really a movie?

BoboYekini:
I have a nail fetish.
@freecocoa, wouldn't you rather I do the cooking? Just put your freshly painted nails out to dry. I insist

What kinda fetish is that?

Pls don't tell me you're one of those guys who keeps long fingernails??!!

edwife:
Insomnia,heart-attack,anger,regret,nightmare,shock,restless.... just to name few.

Chei i can feel chilli heart beat from here....

Are you serious?

You go through all those emotions if you can't an immediate response on Nairaland? Kai! Seun has got some die-hard fans on here.

ifyalways:
Efe, I have calmed down oo. Story might be fake, make I no choke on my pepper soup on top NLD story.

Lol!

Abi?

edwife:
Chilli don't mind them.I have been there before[b],it's so painful eh chei!You want to comment but you can't[/b]....You try emailing the mods but from where?Today Sunday? they are somewhere drinking kai kai or so,you just give up and go to bed.

I understand,you see-only me knows how it pinches.It is well.

Bonne nuit...

Eds, abeg describe this "pinch" in less than 50 words.

SAMBARRY:

My sister, the thing reach to ask.

There are some nutters who don't even put curtains in their houses / front rooms. Makes you wonder if they're asking for "it". i.e night visitors.

Mindfulness:
I am sorry. I don't. I just know that some people feel left alone by friends or relatives when they lose someone because they feel they do not get enough emotional support. I don't know what your husband did to make you feel supported but imagine he would not have done it.

Well, I can't imagine what never happened.

edwife:
Chillisauce now you can see your haters....

I don't know when sympathising with someone has become a sin.

The God of chillisauce pass una....

Eds, just following your example na.

Chilli, PM the mods or better still Ishilove / Seun / whoever the supermods are to release you.