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Chillisauce:
I don't even know what the op is saying.

But I'm very sure you are right.

OP pls listen to this.
Coco is my A list student

I'm telling you.

This "true" story na story-story....STORY. Once upon a time, there lived an @OP who would dream up tales to get feedback for his JSS3 Literature assignment....

r231:
See you need to get out more too

Lol! Go out more? As in how, now?

Aren't you two an item anymore? I remember Edwife used to be very hot on your heels. Jealous woman that one...

brocode:
Thanks.

I am in Europe now, and I am probably going to be here for another two years or more. If I was in Nigeria, I would probably go and give my ex-boss a good punch and then Man up to my new situation. But how can I do the DNA in proxy: Challenge No. 1.

There is no way am getting involved with her. Even without a child with me and situations werent like they were, I wouldnt go into a relationship with her (I guess its a little late to cry now).

Am trying to concentrate but the worst part is not been able to bring it to your family as it might break my poor mum's heart knowing how much I have tried hard to pull through live without mistakes.

Really.

But that didn't stop you from mounting her and firing away like there was no tomorrow.

You son, didn't ask to be born. Man up and take responsibility for your "mistakes". And next time, remember to put a raincoat over "it".

xoxom:
Hello all

I wanna thank u all for being there for me and my family.
Don't wanna mention names.
U all rock.

I know I won't be difficult to recognize.

Welcome back Moca.

You've been missed greatly.

r231:
I told you to learn fashion from pastor Shegs

This is terrible!!

Isn't Edwife looking after you anymore? What kinda fashion is that? With wooly-old-man-slippers?

Chillisauce:

My sister în nairaland
You too much

Shiningmama you can do this. One step at a time

Thanks, Chillli.

Re: the bolded bit - amen to that. Shingingmama will pull through. I have immense faith in her.

zemaye:
Moi moi. Chillisauce inspired

Mmmm...yum-yum. This looks absolutely divine. Now, moi is tempted.

Chillisauce:

Abeg dey Twerk dey go jor.
Belly o
Yansh o
All follow for Twerking

Lmao!

edwife:
Hmmm yummy!

You and chillisauce want me to make some tomorrow.


@efemenaxy don't mind sambody with her protruded tummy like a seal....

***runs out***

Abeg come back and finish the gist jare.

Chillisauce:
Join the moi moi train.
You can't go wrong experimenting with it.
Sambarry come oh. [size=18pt]Edwife said[/size] that you have big belly like a seal.
Aunty sambarry is it true?

SAMBARRY:
;

this is the type of stature I'm talking about

My honest (and personal opinion)? Too big.

You for show her belle now. Infact, come to think of it, wrappers - especially Nigerian wrappers - should be banned. So many women hide behind them to cover up bulging waistlines.

SAMBARRY:
give her hot water abeg. Blazing hot water ni o

Kia!! Lady, you're terrible!

SAMBARRY:
Haaa where the waist and yash wey go hold wrapper if you tie wrapper

no waist again no yash no brez.how you go shake ya bom bom.you go just be like letter I

no africanness at all in ya stature. Na chinko stature be that

Which kind waist? You mean big-belle waist wey go make woman look like her hubby's mother?? No thank you. I jump am pass.

As per brëästs, shuo, make dem disappear na. Push-up 'n padded bra dey.

The only important thing you mention for your list na Nyash. Don't worry, the ikebe still dey. If you don't believe me, ask Edwife & Chillisauce. Dem go confirm am for you.

Chillisauce:
*clears throat *

Wetin do your throat??

Hands her a glass of water...

SAMBARRY:
That means you go thin gan

hope no be say you resemble all those anorexia French models.

All the things wey dey ya plate go belleful you?

If I eat that thing for breakfast e go be like say I eat one piece of biscuit. Eat better food wey go give you stamina o.all this oyinbo oyinbo food dey make person fragile. Na why them no strong. After one blow opari!

For breakfast you are supposed to eat maybe like 3 pieces of yam and fried egg.slice tomato pepper and onions inside

afternoon eba or wheat or fufu and vegetables then evening just take something light like half a bunch of banana. You go thick and strong. No be all this suwegbe food !

Kulyie!! Repent, for the kingdom of God is near!


As per thin, I prefer to say "slim". Na this regime I use take drop all that nonsense weight I carry for body before.

~ From 102kg to 68kg

~ From UK dress size 18+ to size 10

SAMBARRY:
eheen.how does it taste like?

I can't describe it. Except that it tastes really good.

SAMBARRY:
I said I ate some and kept the rest in the freezer na
how I go chop every thing for there when I no be glutton. That one na immediate constipation na

Really? Okay. But where is the swallow that went with it? Abi you wan tell us say na only soup you chop??

Even chillisauce won't believe that.

SAMBARRY:
Efemena 1 hr run? No church?

if it's about cloth oya come I have nice gele.i will help you tie it

and wrapper plus top

Lol!

Yeah, 1hr run. Done it and back now. Before that, I did my 30 mins sit-ups / lower abs workout.

I've still got plenty of time to go to church na. 12noon mass - so yeah, you can still help me tie that gele.

Oya come join me for brekkie: Cherry plum tomatoes, cucumber slices, a squeezed lime and lemon fruit in (warm water) + an extra bottle of water - one litre.

SAMBARRY:
sorry jare my darling. That is shaki pomo liver and eforiro soup

Did you eat ALL of that by YOURSELF??!!

How were you able to get up afterwards? Kia! That would send me to sleep for the whole weekend oh! Oya send the complete picture. Where's the missing pounded yam / Eba / Amala / Fufu??

Going for a 1hr run. Damiso, Queen47, where are you ladies??

Morning all.

SAMBARRY:
efemena!


what is those green Green things on top of that white thing? Na food be that?

Seaweed. Very healthy. And tasty too.

Japanese Onagi or something similar: mackerel in crabs (looks like rice to me) + salad, seaweed, and soy sauce (I think). Dunno half of what I'm eating these days.

^^ Okay. Sounds like you'll have to "push the boat out" on this.

What I mean, is that you'll have to go out and get the customers yourself. Make them come to you. You'll also have to device a Marketing Strategy that works well for you.

I know come Christmas, things will definitely pick up, but you can't wait till then. Have you approached the heads / principals of any of the Nursery / Primary / Secondary schools near you, to see if they can give you a contract to sew their pupils/students' uniforms? You may have to go through someone who "knows" them. It doesn't matter if you start off with a low number - say 10. The important thing is that you'll need to be really, really, persistent. Don't stop at just one or two schools. Go for as many as you can. It's kind of like applying for a job. The more CVs you send out to potential employers (or clients in your case), the better your chances of getting something.

Do the same thing for churches in your area. Quite a lot of them have choirs in uniform. Take your kids with you. Carry your baby on your back and go speak to your pastor's wife. Level with her woman-to-woman to see if she can help, or knows anyone who can. Adopt the same approach towards restaurant / business owners who employ cooks, waiters, drivers, or any other kind of staff in uniforms.

Then you've got weddings/naming ceremonies/burials where people dress in similar clothing or uniforms. Try and get in there too.

Now is the time for you to build relationships, but you have to go out there. Are you able to print out a couple of business cards to hand out to people? It doesn't have to be much. Maybe 100 to start off with. Even if you get just a couple of positive responses, it'll be a good start. Just make sure you do your very best with the work given to you, and do it on time. Nothing annoys a client more, if you delay on your deadline. Speed and Quality, Shiningmama.

Let me know what you think of my ideas, and if these are "do-able" for you.

Good Morning.

Shiningmama:
Thanks once again , I have gotten a small shop through the help of people but so far the business is not moving. Now that I stopped complaining has caused another wahala, he is always complaining that I don't love him again, that I don't care about him.

Forget him. He sounds childish.

Tell me more about this shop of yours. What do you do? Why isn't business moving?

Good on you for starting something up girl. I'm impressed.

Lunch @ work!

Steamed Korean Buns, Pecking Duck, Kimchee Salad, Sricha Sauce, and Roasted Peanuts.

Dessert: Bananas & Satsuma.

Pearlcon:
I am over 35 and seriously wants to gets married, but the ladies just keep sizing guys up. Though am gainfully employed. I once approached a girl and the first question she asked was - do you have a car? I just form like say i wan receive call na so i discharge my self. Still interested in marriage. I don't mind PM from serious ladies. Am based in Lagos.

You have nothing to offer, yet you wanna get married?

Who was born to suffer?

Onila, pls post some pictures of traditional Hausa / Fulani weddings pls...

kstadaura:
I am not saying that one should go into marriage without him being able to take care of the family's need, but to say until you become rich is like forever,cos riches never tell you when they are coming. And i thought you people said what a man can do woman can do better?, why not you provide for the family when the husband is in financial crisis.

Gold digger.

Why get married if you're experiencing financial crises?

5minsmadness:
And you're sure he wanted EVERYBODY to know his age?

Aproko...

R231, so na the thread be this, congratulations daddy R231--R123

Askseek:
I truly do not mean to browbeat you here but I cannot understand all this and your wife is still home. You went to the doctor in the morning and he told you to bring her tomorrow based on what assessment? You say she is not doing well and has some sort of discharge which may or may not indicate there is a problem but how can anyone determine that if they don't see her. You refuse to take her to the govt. hospital. You live in Ogun State so we r not talking of the boondocks here. Something about this does not smell/sound right. I pray things work out for you guys but heaven helps those who help themselves and you and your wife need to do the right thing for yourselves in this matter.

Hmmm...

kstadaura:
Alot of guys these days have passed the age of 35-40 as singles what are you still waiting for at this age?, most of them if you ask they will tell you am not ready despite the fact that they are employed, they forget that time waits for no one,before you know it you will get old.Some even use to say 'must i be married to be happy in life?. its very rare to see a guy that get married in his mid 20s,except if he is rich or his family are rich. Some use to say they are still sampling the girls and have not met the right one.
Is it until you have car,more money,a house of your own or what? in my opinion pls once you are above 35 just try and manage your life the way its and get life partner. Thats why we have alot of poor single ladies unmarried.
And you also the ladies manage with the one that come to you,you must not have a rich husband.or what are you still waiting for?

What's the rush??

Is getting married a do or die affair? Or is there some sort of award for how quickly one gets hitched?

guccidriver93k:
Screenshots added. Picture 1 and 2, me. Picture 3 and 4, him.

And also, if you are wondering how "Wife" came in in the last conversation, I also wondered but then maybe its because I mentioned "save and invest"

Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Bukatyne
Richy4
yustash001
Efemaxy

Sorry dear, only just seeing this by chance. You didn't spell my name out correctly.

My advice: Don't be deceived sister. Your guy is trying to play a fast one on you. Check out the tantrums and rage in his response when you suggested he send you the money so you can buy whatever he wants. Even throwing the marriage card at you? Hian!!

Drop him and move on with your dreams. Don't let a scammer mess you up dear.

It is well.

Happy Birthday Oga R231!

Mindfulness:
Well, we will talk some other time hopefully when you are less upset. Have a nice evening.

Faceless strangers on the net don't upset me.