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armyofone:
Efe, make you permit me with option 2

Pal, during the day time, fetch water from the river full drum and dive inside at midnight for your blessings.

Lol Army...the guy is tempted and willing to sell his soul for money. But he has to admit it first.

Don’t discourage him

spyroet:
MIDNIGHT! Are u kidding me what am I gonna do in the river at midnight it as scaring as hell, ok even though I decided to go what am I gonna do if I get there.

There are no “if”s or “what if”s here. You’re either 100% committed or not.

So which is it?

Lexusgs430:
Unfortunately, the days of bum shorts and see through bra's, to send shockwaves down your exhaust pipe are well and truly over......

Yours only lasted less than a year....... Imagine what the remaining years has in stock for you...... Your stock is truly been relegated to the back of the warehouse......

Your days of long hours of pounding are way behind you now, just a 3/5 minutes of pleasure is all you are gonna get now (possibly once every month).......

Not to worry, sex is not the be all and end all.... Enjoy your son and occasional cuddles....


Goodluck.....

You’re evil

spyroet:
yes alot

Then you need to visit one of those streams at midnight to receive the riverine goddess blessings. Is this something you’re willing to do?

cococandy:
Alone

@bold I always knew that

Lol! Seasons greetings dear

cococandy:
Christmas party at my house.
I cooked all of these.

Nigerian fried rice
Hawaiin fried rice
Corn bread
Egusi soup with pounded yam
Meat pie
Puff puff
Turkey
Grape jelly meatballs

I’m tired that’s for sure.

Alone? Or with help?

If the former is the case, then you’re a woman of strength Coco

spyroet:
Hello nairalanders any dream gurus in the house,
Last night I dream about one of my crush, in the dream I was her husband and we had a cute looking child it was so real that I didn't imagine that am dreaming, then all of a sudden she took the child from me and ran away, me my mum and my brothers started looking for her but she was nowhere to be found I was so pained and sad that when I woke up. Am still trying to figure out what could be the meaning of that dream though am not realy married am still single but there somthing about that dream I need to know, pls can anyone interprete dreams.

The riverine goddess looks with favour upon you and wishes to bless you with beauty (offspring) and immense wealth.

However, you need to prove to her that you’re a worthy candidate, and to do this, you must start by seeking her and doing the needful.

Do you have any rivers or streams close by?

The VI property is the father’s to dispose of as he pleases and not the son’s business.

Besides, the old man is doing the right thing by giving back what he stole to the poor and needy.

armyofone:
How could 2 people from the same family even bother to gain adm when they are aware that there won't be any money from parents? Why bother at that time to do the said exam? How are you going to do it for the next 6 years?
After 18yrs, please people should find their own paths in life.

Like you believe the story

Re:18 years, you mean 30+ in Naija

NLmember:
So who does TeHN provide help for?

Dunno. You tell me. But more importantly why don’t they direct their “requests” to TeHN instead of spamming the section like @op??

NLmember:
But if we keep labeling everyone that seeks help as a scammer without confirming how can Nairaland helpers network actually help anyone? Abi is that organization now defunct?

I understand that people have had bad experiences with scammers that has now hardened their hearts but at least it more logical ask for proof before insulting any begger that comes here.

Nairaland is NOT a charitable organisation.

The sooner brand new and alternate monikers realise this, the better for everyone.

Sagamite:


Ahh! Baby, they finally got me o.

Child Support Agency (CSA) sent their special forces unit and police to surround my house at 4am in the morning to catch me forthe 25 kids I have been missing payments for. I was on top of a girl and just came when they busted in, so energy no dey to jump out of the window and run, so they caught me.

I have been in Belmarsh prison since then. I was only able to escape when I sweet-talked one of the female guards and boned her in my cell.

Meanwhile, they seized all my assets. Including my most expensive one and best thing in my life, the Keke Maruwa I saved hard to buy and drive around London. Now na leg I dey leg am for London.

As for forum, since I came in 3 days ago, I have only been able to encourage myself to contribute to 2-3 threads. Everything else is pure retardation!

Apart for people that like my contributions a lot on NL and miss them, I have absolutely NO REGRETS being away. I just feel I owe such people. The forum is the United Retardom!

Lol! You’re incorrigible

Sagamite:


Where are EfemenaXY, cococandy, bukatyne, NotyourB1tch, Ifyalways, armyofone etc. for me to turn them on.

They would need to move to Iceland by the time I finish with them.

Saga??

Whoopiee!! My sagalicious sagamite

Back from the dead...you’ve been missed

So what’s the story? CSA finally caught up with you? Lol, moving to Iceland is a lot better than wasting time and energy here. Have you seen the content of most brainless topics here? Even the thread titles are such an eyesore.

Anyway good to have you back dear

I’ve just noticed this thread is no longer in the travel section?

Oh dear.

UKmigrant:
I have bought from vending machine maybe once since I got here. I don't even have much money to throw around so

My goal is to save minimum of £2000 monthly and nothing on earth can stop that!

£2000 monthly?

Then you have to cut down and spend on only the essentials. For example:

~ Make your packed lunch and snacks from home and take to work

~ Ditch the train and stick to travelling by buses. Get a monthly Oyster bus pass

~ Buy supermarket brands only when you go shopping. And remember to pick up supermarket magazines. They’ll usually have coupons which when used with special offers, will give you massive discounts.

Here’s a plethora of information on how to cut costs and build up savings:

https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/family/money-help#painfree

There is sooo much you can learn from there. Pick and choose which ones work best for you. Oh, and read up on the credit card sections too

UKmigrant:
These vending machines can dispense sandwiches, hot coffee, tea etc and can also microwave dispensed snacks. Usually we're stuck with this on weekends when the restaurants in the premises are closed.

I really embarrassed myself the first time I tried to use it... Don't blame me, I'm not posh at all!

Lol! Go easy on the vending machine bro

I assume saving up is something you’re keen to do. Here’s a tip: it’s a lot cheaper to buy in bulk from the supermarket (not off licence shops oh!).

Take your standard box of Walkers Crips (mixed variety) for example: A box of 40 at Iceland costs £4.00 - that’s 10p per pack. Your average vending machine sells the exact same pack for 60p.

That’s 50p more expensive. Might sound little but it all adds up over time...

Endlessgrace:
They knocked tire on my door yesterday, i didnt give them an appointment na.

Biko just pay up and free your mind. I don’t understand how people can sleep “peacefully” while living in fear.

Besides, they’ll eventually catch up with you. Why risk prosecution + £1000 penalty fine + legal costs and/or any compensation you may be ordered to pay, just because of £147??

ladylco:
Who tell you? have you bought one? are you in Nig?

I know what I’m talking about. Let’s leave it at that.

signature2012:
I believe she was talking about investing in shares abroad and not naija.

Yes I was. Thumbs up

ladylco:
Who talks about stock and shares in this time and era? Abeg stock and shares no be am now expect you are looking at buying for a long time basis hoping it will rise one day.

The time when stock and share is the in thing don pass tey tey sister, you have really been left behind! see why you need to come home often?

Madam.

I was referring to investing his money here in the UK.

Thank you.

Lexusgs430:
You are one of them abi, post pictures on FB + Instagram, send us link, wetin our tastebuds with luxurious lifestyles, then refuse to help our ministry.......

We call you, call not picked or we get blocked.... We too only simply want to taste the power of the £ sterling.......

You get blocked because no one likes leeches or parasitic relationships. As per tasting the power of ££, it’s quite easy. Go over and hustle for your own, not others’. The people who do it don’t have two heads sir.

Ishilove:
He's in guest mode, looking at us like this

Lol!!

Okay.

I’m done with this thread anyway.

justwise:
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Nigeria value system is so wrong, people throw figures around carelessly even when the product doesn't worth it.

I think its better to buy a house and redevelop it than buying a land to build on.

Is that cheaper?

And how can you be sure the “seller” is genuine? It’s not uncommon to find multiple owners who claim the land / property wasn’t the seller’s to sell in the first place.

I know it sounds negative but anything Naija rings my alarm bells...

Witches:
@EfemenaXY Would you like to become a member of ours ?

No thanks.

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahahahaha!!

Where is he anyway?

The case of the missing groom...

sisisioge:
Mrs Jacobus! They already found you a dress not at the flea market o

East not Flea.

Chai!

Witches:
@LuckyLadolce

I have an Idea what is going on, The best is to give there family space , Face ur own wife family and relax . maybe after a year,you might be close to them again.

He probably isn’t married.

Your user name though. Oh!

LuckyLadolce:
Lol you keep repeating interference, now I can confirm you're a girl. So your submission on this issue would most likely be biased because you don't want to see any reason to read and comprehend my own part of explanation. If telling someone not to expose little kids to risk due to carelessness is what you understand by interference, then I may soon give up on you. We are only after the safety of the children, on a good day, what they both do with their lives is none of our business but circumstances may warrant we interfere to make peace and that was what we were trying to do... But, the kids? They're innocent and they are our own, nothing must touch them. So get that right! Me emotional? Tell me you just cracked a joke with that.

Don’t you dare water down your response because you think I’m female!! How sexist!

Re: the kids - you did say the in laws live close by and your parents are happy to look after them. So what’s the danger in that?

Re: the bolded, yes na.

sisisioge:
Now this is outrightly offensive

#coughs#

Sis, I see wedding gown for East Street Market.

Fine one.

Only £50

Interested?

ifyalways:
Na you gan gan be the chief brides maid

Only you Waka go scrutinize him names : Jacob and Godspower. Na you still dey find him name meaning.

IF this were to be real life, by now your one leg and potmanto Don face Godspower house.

#Faints!!!#

sisisioge:
Haba! Hope you no count me join cos I no dey there o

Noooo....

You go must be counted amongst the chosen few. You even understand the genesis of @op’s name.