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Christianity Etc › Re: Imagine This Question: "What If You Are Wrong" by efficiencie(m): 7:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
what really is not an illusion?

First it was the atom; next they say its protons, electrons and neutrons; next its quarks, gluons etc...next they say particles (like neutrinos) can be everywhere at once and travel through a lightyear length of lead in a second (and hence breaking the light barrier)! Science itself is fraught with illusions. Just when you think you've grasped nature, it twists and turns!

But one thing is never an illusion and that is the unseen, unobserved and unknown world! Anything that can be seen with the physical eyes is easily an illusion...
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Quotes from the Dissenting Justices on Same-Sex Marriage by efficiencie(m): 6:34pm On Jun 28, 2015
legalising same sex marriage would destroy the boundaries of heterosexual marriage meaning polygamy, polyandry, polygyny, child marriage, aged marriage, beast marriage, group marriage...will all have support sooner than later...and the product of such bizarre unions would like be the bane of the society...by creating and fanning the embers of sexual affiliation and marriage...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Threatens To Release Ex-gf's Nudes On Twitter by efficiencie(m): 5:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
So a Christian mom that can pray raised a daughter that sends nude pics of herself to a boyfriend who must have had enough sex with her to get tired and get going...and the full of 'ish' mother (quite foolish) did not see any danger in her daughter's nude pics going online...What a shame! God don suffer for people hand ...some so called Christians would make Atheists get divine pardon!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Christian To Call Someone A Fool Or Not? by efficiencie(m): 11:28am On Jun 19, 2015
sbaks: :
^ at least YHWH is not like Allah who is blood thirsty and loves sex even with infants. HE IS HOLY!!!! The devil Allah is wicked. YES this is what you get for your sarcasms on christian posts. Let it PAIN YOU VERY WELL angry I SOAK ALL POSTS AND ALL MY DEALINGS WITH NAIRALAND WITH THE BLOOD OF Jesus CHRIST
haffaze777:
yeah u right ur YHWH can't be ALLAH because ur YHWH is clueless,clown n jester
We do not have to attack entities acclaimed to be highly revered and unimaginably powerful just because our nerves are frayed...we should be mature enough to stifle our emotions and rein in our sentiments...
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Christian To Call Someone A Fool Or Not? by efficiencie(m): 11:23am On Jun 19, 2015
Call a person a fool out of sheer sentiment and you've done wrong but call a person whom scriptures defines as a fool or who by inspiration is referred to as a fool and you've done right...the choice of words is not the issue here rather the source of the words is of concern! Words sourced from God's divine inspiration is infallible but words borne out of emotion and carnality will be judged.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Is A Servant Of The Devil - EXPOSED!!! by efficiencie(m): 3:32pm On Jun 14, 2015
The extent to which that prophet's name has been maligned was so great that at one point in my life I had a terrible impression about him to but when I decided to heed the advice of Christ John 7:24 to judge the righteous judgement and i made the effort to listen to him with an open mind and observe his works of the spirit closely I could readily see that his detractors are merely jealous of his spiritual prowess and ability to reach out to many - rich, poor, white and black.

Bro if you really think TB Joshua is satanic then unseat him in prayers and if you cannot unseat him in prayers then stop maligning his name and ministry.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Is A Servant Of The Devil - EXPOSED!!! by efficiencie(m): 3:28pm On Jun 14, 2015
Obalende:
stop propagating works of darkness of TB Joshua. Judgement is coming.
Address the scriptural basis of my defense and don't play evasive maneuvers...and if you find my scriptural defense of the man TB Joshua to be impeccable then you must apologize to the author of the scriptures and the victim of your false accusation...
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Proof The Rapture Theory Is False by efficiencie(m): 1:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
ihatebuhari:
God punish u op and all unbelieve heart here

May you people die and perish in hell before this year end.

Nothing u can do to stop us Christian all over the world, u and Islam can't stop us

Greater is he Jesus in us than Satan and Islam in the world
Wow the amount of bile and hate in your words makes you more or less like the satanists and muslims that you are criticizing...
Christianity Etc › Re: My Sister Donated 100k In Church And My Mum Suffers In The Village. by efficiencie(m): 1:08pm On Jun 14, 2015
Only Pharisees would encourage a person to give gifts to the church and make one's aged loved ones suffer in penury...Jesus attacks these Pharisee-teachers in Mark 7:9-13! Honor your father and your mother with your substance and give gifts to the Lord's servants - do not rob one to pay the other!
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Birthday Celebrations A Sin As JW Would Have You Believe? by efficiencie(m): 1:00pm On Jun 14, 2015
Anything that is not done out of faith is sin (Romans 14:23)...this is the broadest definition of sin! Hence if birthday parties are celebrated by faith then it is pure, holy and acceptable unto God else it is an abomination to God...So sin goes beyond the 'thou shalts' and 'thou shall nots' of the old testament...the bar of righteousness has been raised to the highest level and now even the way you dress, the way you smile, the way you eat, the way you meet your wife in bed, the style of your hair, your choice of institution to study, your choice of a future partner, your choice of course of study in the University...even the way you sleep could be sin if they are all done outside faith!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Burial Sermon Of A Pastor Made Me Angry Yesterday by efficiencie(m): 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2015
The sermon may be wrongly timed and poorly executed but dismissing the veracity of his claims without adequate investigation could have more dire consequences...instead of dismissing his claims readily, verify the veracity, the source and likely implication of his claims if true...such allegations are not made easily and if they are made at all they must be taken seriously!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Burial Sermon Of A Pastor Made Me Angry Yesterday by efficiencie(m): 12:49pm On Jun 14, 2015
ebamma:
Since one of our distant relatives died,
And was to be buried yesterday,
Since I had time on my hands,
I went to the Burial,
Since the woman who died was in her mid 30s,
And died due to complications after child birth,

It was really a sad burial with her friends and us her family just weeping at the ceremony,
When it was time for the burial sermon,
A pastor just came out, took the mic and told us that the title of his sermon is 'who killed the deceased',
He didn't stop there, he started blabbering about how Jesus was killed because an inside man and disciple sold him to the jews,
That if someone killed her, it most be from the family,
I was overtaken with rage I felt like going to where the man stood, taking that mic from him and telling him shut the phuck up, but I couldn't do that, This was a burial, and my uncles, aunts, cousins where all Seated around me, So I just kept my cool, until he finished his crap sermon, and we laid her to rest,



This kind of pastors are good at only creating suspicions and discord in the family,
Someone died due to complications during childbirth and all you can spew is 'who killed her
'?,
You see some people when the just succeed in buying a car and Maybe buying a house in the city, the become afraid of visiting their village,
Because the think that one of their old uncles or grand mum will get jealous of their success and kill 'em,
All this because one charlatan told him so,
Its high time, the government look into the activities of this con men who make people distrust their families,
Death is natural, be you atheist, christian, Muslim, hindu, young, old, he doesn't give a phuck,
Just because someone died young doesn't mean someone killed him/her.
...but have you considered the possibility that his allegation could be true...and considered the likely implications if this allegation turns out to be true?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Is A Servant Of The Devil - EXPOSED!!! by efficiencie(m): 2:21am On Jun 14, 2015
Obalende:
I am writing this and will keep it very simple. I have often heard about this man so I took about 1 hour to review his website and watch one of his video programs.

1. The goal of the ministry is to: "To get people into Jesus and get them to stay there." http://emmanuel.tv/about
The devil is the father of lies and his children act the same. The agents of the devil are not permitted to glorify Jesus or to preach salvation and regeneration of the spirit. That is why this statement of faith is vague and does not really mean anything. What does it mean to put people into Jesus?

2. Demonic Healings: "in Jesus name" is mentioned AFTER the demonic healing has taken place so it is not really done in Jesus name. If in doubt take time to view the videos on his site and observe.

3. Never Sing Any Proper Gospel Songs that glorifies Jesus. The satanists know that praises to Jehovah causes trouble in the spirit realm, so in his services they never sing real praise songs like "All Hail the Power of Jesus Name", they just sing songs with "God" mentioned in a generic way.

4. Idolatry: the videos show images of Jesus (idolatry)/ Mary etc.

5. Doctrines of demons - this man is very smart. He always says the One who delivers (that one could be evil spirits - remember its all about deception), who heals etc or says in Jesus Name when it doesnt matter. Amen then afterwards says: "Thank you Lord" (this is deception, that Lord is not Jesus)

6. While praying for the viewers at home he says: "stretch your hands let us pray for those under the influence of this program" - interestingly this is revealing - those who are captivated by him are under demonic influence!!! Why not those under the Holy Ghost anointing of this service - why those under the influence of this program?

7. I felt serious oppression in my spirit from evil spirits just watching the TV broadcast on Emmanuel TV. I need to reanoint my home now.

8. This could also explain why his prophecies are never about anything good. Jesus came to bring good news. Yes certain times bad news needed to be brought by a prophet but no true prophet recorded in the Bible perpetually brought bad news. Prophets are meant to edify and build up.

I ask if you are looking for healing, God is not limited by time or space. A minister of God can heal you right in Africa.
If Mr Obalende were God I wonder how he would judge mankind - past, present and future! If TB Joshua is satanic, then Daniel Olukoya, Joshua Iginla, Joseph Babalola, S K Abiara, Benson Idahosa, Chris Okafor, Johnson Suleiman and the host of others past and present would be hardcore satanists as well!

You said his goal is vague, i wonder what you mean by vague. Is it not written:
2Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ , he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Is that not a scriptural basis for the so called 'vague' goal!?

You say that TB Joshua says 'in the name of Jesus' after the healing has taken place by demonic means...funny!!! Is it not written:

Philippians 2:9
Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.


If miracles by the hand of TB Joshua are demonic, then the mention of the name Jesus should nullify it and not corroborate it! I sometimes wonder how some christians think!

I wonder what a proper praise or worship song means to you. Hannah worshipped God, yet in her 10 verse worship she referred to the Father as Lord and God (1 Samuel 2:1-10)...and remember not everyone singing praises to Jesus, with the name Jesus obviously used, are really praising him, Jesus himself said:
Matthew 15:8
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.


Well unless you are hallucinating, no SCOAN video shows pictures of Jesus and Mary as a reference to deified entities...that must be worshipped! Thou shalt not bear false witness (Exodus 20:16)

Is Jesus not the One that heals, delivers and saves!? Do you know of any other!? Is God not referred to as the mighty One of Jacob!?
Isaiah 49:26
And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.


Is it not common place for men of God all over the world to use phrases like: ''under influence of my voice'', ''under the sound of my voice'', ''under the influence of this telecast''? So what makes the use of that statement: ''influence of this program'' suggest demonism!?

You say you felt serious oppression from evil spirits after watching Emmanuel TV. Is that not an indictment of your stand and authority in Christ. Is not written:
Isaiah 49:26
And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.


If you were oppressed by evil spirits from Emmanuel TV are you not meant to direct the oppression back to TB Joshua by ordering him to eat his flesh and drink his own blood and by so doing prove your stance as a son of God!? Powerless christians showing a form of godliness but denying the power thereof (2 Timothy 3:5)

Did you call the prophets into the ministry? Are they answerable to you? Are you the Lord of the prophets? It is written:
1Corinthians 14:32
And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets.

A prophet is at liberty to prophesy in the manner he chooses as he is led and he's answerable to God shall who try the works of his servants (1 Corinthians 3:13). What did the Lord tell prophet Ezekiel in Ezekiel 3:16-21? You need to read it for yourself. It better to be warned of impending danger than to be given news of good tidings because a surprise of good tidings won't scratch you but a surprise of danger will destroy you and may despatch you to hell. It is better to be in the house of mourning than to be in the place of merriment (Ecclesiastes 7:2)

Yes God is not limited by space and time but people like you who sow discord among the brethren are an abomination to God for it is written:
Proverbs 6:16
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Romance › Re: Am In Love With My Salesgirl by efficiencie(m): 10:08pm On Jun 13, 2015
...be sure God is in it, marry her, relieve her of her duties as a salesgirl and employ another...
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by efficiencie(m): 10:04pm On Jun 13, 2015
UdekeJ:
Nagging wife is far better than the cheating wife! To a nagging woman all u need to do is precondition ur mind,ignore her and have ur woman to ursef..... to the cheating one aids is not the only risk u are exposed to ;DNagging wife is far better than the cheating wife! To a nagging woman all u need to do is precondition ur mind,ignore her and have ur woman to ursef..... to the cheating one aids is not the only risk u are exposed to
With a cheating wife anything can kill the hubby...anything from a dare-devil boyfriend, the poison of the cheating wife who discovers your will, AIDS, STDs, magun...etc! But with a nagging wife, love her to stupor and she'll repent...
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by efficiencie(m): 8:59am On Jun 08, 2015
NathanielJande:
As husband and wife, sex is not a sin anytime whether before or after church, but as a serious Christian, if you actually know the meaning of church and why you are going there, if you know that church is not a recreational centre nor a place to while away time. If you know that church is a place of deep and serious spiritual activities, then you would understand that you should not precede such important activity with a deep sensual activity like sex. In my church for instance, it's a norm not to eat before coming to church on Sunday. This is basically to prepare you for a spiritual encounter with God. You know to eat is not a sin, but the Bible says God is a spirit and they that will worship Him must do so in truth and in spirit (Jn 4:24). The Bible also says, all things are lawful for me, but not all things are helpful. All things are lawful for me but I will not be enslaved by anything(1Cor 6:12, & 10:23). So it all depends on your relationship with God and your understanding of the word of God. Good day and God bless you.
can you make it to church if you are starving so much that you can't even stand? can you make it to church with a rock solid hardon or with your wife soaked and gasping? God created love making for a purpose so why not solve the problem of concupiscence which could hamper your worship and devotion in church!?
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by efficiencie(m): 8:38am On Jun 08, 2015
oseod:
Exodus 19:15,Romans 8:13, 1 Peter 2:11, Matthew 5:29-30

Personal opinion ke?
Above are bible verses related to mortification, and abstinence

I wonder y ppl blv that catholics don't use bible huh
...but love making among married couples is a practice that is beyond the satisfaction of the desires of the flesh. Marriage is a shield against fornication (1Cor 7:2), it serves as a bond (1Cor 7:4), it serves as a shield against satan's wiles (1Cor 7:5), it serves as a means of spiritual transfer of blessings (1Cor 7:14)...and love making is a great ingredient for the bond in the marriage...even according to the Spirit, abstinence from love making for the sake fasting and prayer must be mutual else it must not be (1 Cor 7:5)...
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by efficiencie(m): 8:25am On Jun 08, 2015
Ultimate001:
It's ungodly! For christians, the bed must not be defiled and that is the more reason while the bride wears white on the wedding day.
Not scriptural...Wearing white has nothing to do with purity and the OP is talking about marriage among married couples...
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by efficiencie(m): 11:07pm On Jun 07, 2015
...instead of fornicating in your heart with the kind of half-nud.e husband hunters and jeep parading women slayers infiltrating the church...love your wife before heading for church...love her real hard...life is too short!
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by efficiencie(m): 10:17pm On Jun 05, 2015
Forgive her, marry her, work for a year, hatch a strategy...run the boss to the ground...
Family › Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by efficiencie(m): 4:38pm On May 31, 2015
This is what happens when overgrown babies in suit and wedding gowns go down the aisle to be joined in 'Holy Matrimony' by a professional pastor...Marriage is a spiritual activity meant to be contracted between spirits and not overgrown babies...

...imagine, small boobs, flat backside, shoe odor, house chores, temperament, football...etc causing a divorce...their reasons for their divorce is just as stupi.d as their reasons for getting married and ofcourse it would take a stupi.d pastor to join stupi.d men and women for all the stupi.d reasons in an ever increasingly stupi.d world
Education › For Issues On CGE Modeling And Simulations Check Here by efficiencie(op): 7:50pm On May 28, 2015
Do you have issues on CGE Modeling and Simulations, Cointegration Analysis, VAR, VECM, IRFs and VDCs then present them here...
Health › Re: Very Sad Story Of How Nigerians Left An Accident Victim To Bleed To Death by efficiencie(m): 11:49pm On May 14, 2015
It's a pity...but you will not blame those passing by. The way our country is run is pathetic and wicked...A good Samaritan may choose to help those injured persons and get detained by the doctors pending when the police folks get there and when the police folks arrive there no amount of explanation will prevent the good Samaritan from getting to the police station to put down a statement and from a statement he'll be tossed like a piece of rag into the cell for doing good to a dying person...by the time that good Samaritan pays 10k to bail himself, he'll pass by the next accident victim when he sees on...institutions in Nigeria have a way of punishing those who's ways are pure and righteous and vindicating those whose ways are pervasive and wicked...

It's such a pity...but if we as a people do not stand up for institutional change, then we would have to put up with terrible events like this...
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by efficiencie(m): 10:50pm On May 11, 2015
A spirited defence! My question is when one is in a coma or under the influence of anaesthasia which organ keeps working the most!? Answer and i'll quit arguing ma'am!

Rita5: Did you read wat i wrote. Let me spell it out for you ok.

IT IS THE BRAIN THAT MAKES THE HEART AND THE NOSE WORK. IT IS THE BRAIN THAT TELLS THE HEART TO BEAT AND THE NOSE TO INHALE AND EXHALE.

This happens tru out your life weda day or night.

UNDERSTAND! WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS OR YOU BREATH, IT MEANS YOUR BRAIN IS WORKING. WHETHER YOUR SLEEPING IN A COMA OR WATEVER. YOUR NOSE OR HEART CANT FUNCTION ON THEIR OWN. PLEASE UNDERSTAND!

For only those two function the BRAIN is more hard working than the heart and nose. And we've NOT talked about d hypothalamus(part of the brain) that works when you sleep. IT MAKES YOU SLEEP, GIVES YOU DREAMS AND ENABLE YOU TO WAKE UP.

YOUR BRAIN IS NOT INACTIVE WHEN YOU SLEEP PLEASE. WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP CANT YOU FEEL SOMEONE TOUCHING YOU OR HEAR SOMEONE TALKING? All this alone proofs the Brain is the hardest working organ.

AND HAVE NOT EVEN MENTION WAT THE BRAIN DOES WHEN YOUR AWAKE.

The nose breaths and smell and even this it does not do on ITS OWN, THE BRAIN DOES IT FOR IT.

The heart pumps blood and even this it does not do on ITS OWN, THE BRAIN DOES IT FOR IT.

The brain makes the heart and nose work 24/7. The brain makes you sleep, dream and for guys even ejaculate(wet dream) wen your sleeping. It also makes you talk, walk, run, see, smell, think, store memory, recall those memory, control the water to salt ratio in your body.

It also direct the kidneys to produce urine 24/7 even wen YOUR ASLEEP. It controls the URETER to direct the produced urine to the bladder. And wen the bladder is full it notify you wether your SLEEPING OR NOT.

The brain also makes digestion possible EVEN WHEN YOUR SLEEPING.

So dont tell me the brain is inactive when you sleep its just ridiculous.

I repeat wat i said in my last post hope you get it this tym

WHEN YOU SLEEP THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN YOU CAN CONTROL LIKE THE CEREBRUM THAT MAKES YOU TALK, FEEL E.T.C IS LESS ACTIVE(NOT INACTIVE CUZ SUMPPLE TALK IN DER SLEEP). WHILE THE OTHER PARTS THAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE IS STILL VERY ACTIVE.

So please the heart and nose combine are NO WHERE as busy and hardworking as the Brain.

Shikena
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by efficiencie(m): 10:59pm On May 10, 2015
Rita5:
What you fail to understand is dat the brain controls everything in your body. If your brain stops working no matter how effective you nose is it will not function. Same goes for the heart and other organs.

When you sleep most part of your brain that you can control lyk d cerebrium rest to. Bt other part lyk the cerebullum that controls the beating of the heart and others remains awake. Becuz if they stop those organs stop and you DIE!!!

The brain controls everytin works tru out your life. If it stops you die. Thats why head shot is the most quickest and painless way to Die. Cuz your brain is wat makes you feel pain.

Once the bullet enters the brain it dies instantly, and so do the rest of the body.

So people respect the brain cuz even surgeons do. Wen your in an accident the first tin to do is to stabilise you b4 takin you to d MRI to check your brain. Cuz it doesnt matter if they save your body and you end up brain dead. Cuz you will stil be Dead.
but the op didnt ask abt d organ d@ was most essential for life, he asked about d busiest...D brain is quite inactive in sleep, coma and under general anaesthasia...but the nose and the heart do not stop working in each of these cases...and the nose performs more tasks than the heart...
Christianity Etc › Re: If There Is God, I Think He Owe Me An Apology by efficiencie(m): 10:32pm On May 10, 2015
DikSin: Back to the main talk:
God do you exist for real?
Oga it's not by force for you 2 believe in God. If you believe he exists then instead of speaking ignorantly about a dangerously powerful Spirit keep your mouth shut and if you don't believe he exists then why talk about him...in both situations you'l have to keep your mouth from spouting ****!

[Quote author=DikSin] If you do kindly provide answers to my questions. Don't answer me through an ordinary man like me. you created the universe and all the things in it; you don't need Seun's permission to setup a nairaland account.[/quote]Does God live on nairaland!? If God exists would he answer your puerile questions by typing them here on NL with an smart phone! O ma se o. Omode o mo'gun o n pe l'efo!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you make me?
Why did you make me so fine yet deny me wealth and riches to ride my swagg?[/quote]Did God make you? Do you have evidence to prove that!? If God made you, you'll not have the nerve to challenge his wisdom. Common Obama's policies in the middle east you can't challenge, na God u come dey ask question!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you choose to make me a Nigerian when there are countries like USA, England et al?
Why fix me in a poor family and yet make me incapacitated towards lifting them off the bottom of the pyramid?[/quote]Oh no sir, you landed in Nigeria by accident! If you can ask God questions like this why didn't you challenge him early enough before you were born to make your parents white and rich!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why make my father hate me and my siblings since time immemorial?[/quote]So your father is ROBOT that is operated with a remote control in heaven abi? So your father doesn't have the choice to love or hate abi!? Well if your father is ROBOT then, no offence oh, is your mom a ROBOT too? Well I guess not 'cause you didn't complain of her but tis funny that your mom married a ROBOT and produced a hybrid offspring, YOU!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why have you chosen to neglect my prayers; you forsook my good deeds but pay attention to my little petty sins?[/quote]What good deeds did you do!? And do have a degree in SINgineering to be able to measure your quantum of sins and decide they are petty and little!?
Errrm! Wait o!! By whose standards do you measure good and evil. Having sex with a starving woman whose husband abandoned her may not be a bad idea and giving your life savings to a get a kidney transplant operation done for a total stranger may be the daftest thing to do...Mr Johnny-do-good what kind of 'good' are you doing and what does 'sin' mean to you!?

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you have to watch me grow without making ways of success alongside...?[/quote]Success is your choice to make! Dey dia dey wait for God, you go grow bia bia brekete! You might as well wait for God to screw your wife, uuhhnn!!!

[quote author=DikSin ]For what purpose did you create Boko Haram when you already know their future from the beginning?
Why did you ignore all the prayers of your creatures to bring back the chibok girls; if truly they are missing?[/quote]If not for the 'cluelessness' of the 'omniclueless' one, would there have been a 'Boko Haram'!? Imagine gist o. God gave us brains, gave us natural resources, gave us cooperative neighbors and gave us resilient soldiers and what did the 'omniclueless' one do with them!? He screwed up with everything! Small time we'll blame God for cockroaches roaming the cupboard!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you let hundreds of your worrshipers die in the Synagogue: you are the all powerful (as we are meant to believe) or is it not you they were worshipinghuh[/quote]Bros na wa for you o! People no go die again...A comedian agrees with me and his name is: 'i go die'...Whether by bomb blast, on top of a prostit.ute, in a bar, in a robbery, by persecutors, by your friend cheating with your wife or by bailing out of an aeroplane without a parachute...we must all die! Saints, sinners, drunkards, pastors, wife snatchers, hermits, revellers, philosophers, fools...all must die. So that 1000s died in that event doesn't encourage or discourage the belief in and worship of God!


[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you let few people have so much good in this life while many suffer so much at the same time?[/quote]E dey pain you!? If you like no go work, make you use your brain, make you wise up...dey dia dey cwy like baby wey dem thief him toy...no burst out go work! Poverty is a choice, Wealth is choice...one dude once said: 'Get rich or die trying'...the dude knew, life is about choices and he made his...so make yours and face its consequences...

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you let man have the knowledge to kill what he cannot create nor resurrect?[/quote]Get to know about 'Azazel'! If you are crazy enough to believe in God, then you must be just as crazy to believe in the account of Enoch!...and by the way i'm also as crazy, if not CRAZIER!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why have you not destroyed the Satan after all these years of heavy fasting and prayers by your devout worshipershuh[/quote]Wait o! Are you part of the devout worshipers fasting and praying for Satan to be destroyed!? grin Chai!!! To you and your 'devout worshipers' happy praying o! Se Satan thief ur wife or nak your daughter? Na wetin Satan do you!? The dude is just another businessman good at his trade! You ask for wealth, he gives it to you on the condition that he must have access to the woman in your house at any point in time. In your greed you say yes and instantly you become a billionaire and just when you want to shag your beauty he strolls in and says stop that's my role to play...and before your eyes he shags your beauty till morn...and you start complaining...human being sha! Do business with Satan and you'l realize you've just SAT on AN embarrasingly long thing!

[quote author=DikSin ]Why did you have to let some sect of people kill innocent, sedate and easy going humans in your name while you sit up there? Don't you see your silence is sporing them onhuh[/quote]Anybody can do anything in the name of anyone!

[quote author=DikSin ]lastly (for now), why did you make Nigerian girls so negatively differenthuh They are part of the reasons I ask you WHY.[/quote]Sorry ehn. You enter Naija babe one chance abi, and e dey pain u abi!? Sorry! I'v got a super sweet, Niger Delta Queen for a fiancee and, Oh my God, she's SWEET! Chai...Her bodily nomenclature makes me salivate and you see as a Crazy dude (that's what i guess you call Christians) i go for the wine, though the bottle is alluring...and i must tell you her wine is as old as Methuselah...and tastes so so good...I'd have allowed you taste her wine but you see I'm not altruistic and generous with my Proverbs 31:10 fiancee...because I resemble my Father, Jehova El Kannah!

[quote author=DikSin ]Now you see... & I think you owe me an apology for everything that isn't right in the world today. The war, hunger, poverty, sickness/diseases, pain, corruption/Nigeria, Judiciary, security, disasters etc.
No father will let something bad happens to his children, especially if he is omnipresent.[/quote]Oga ti'be, gbagbe o'shi...God does not owe you JACK!!! You owe it all to yourself. Make your choices and face the consequences of your choice like a man!

[quote author=DikSin ]NB: Let nobody quote a biblical or Koranic curse at me oo! YOU'RE NOT GOD. Be yourself; respect yourself & LET GOD BE GOD.[/quote]I'm not God but i'm his son...and my last words to you in this reply are:

Jude 1:10
But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Change God's Will Through Prayer ? by efficiencie(m): 8:35pm On May 10, 2015
yes you can, if you've risen to the Amos 3:7 level of relationship with God!

Moses got to that level and made God repent of his will (Exodus 32:11-14)! God however is not man that he should lie or the son of man that he should repent meaning that God is not fickle and in him is no shadow of turning but those who have risen to the level of holiness characterised in Psalm 24:3-5 and have entered into the holy of holies and have bonded with the Father at a relational level analogous to the husband-wife relational level...can make God do and undo events as he/she pleases...because at that level, the will of the man has becomes one with the will of the Father...
Education › Re: 2014/2015 UNIBEN Postgraduate Aspirants,lets Meet Here by efficiencie(m): 8:16pm On May 10, 2015
Newbie101:
I know of some options available:
*70,000 -Self contain, tiled.
* 80,000- Self contain, tiled.
* 100,000- self contain (top floor with balcony), tiled.
*85,000 - self contain (No tiles)
All in BDPA (or EDPA, if you like).
Pls may i av ur no!? Pls txt me ur locatn, whr i cn u @ uniben wen i come. My no is in my signature. I'l b in Benin by dis wik hopfuly! (w@ does BDPA n EDPA mean, pardn my ignorance.)
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by efficiencie(m): 2:31am On May 10, 2015
The brain's activity drops significantly during sleep and so do the Eyes, Ears and Mouth bt the Nose and the Heart are usually busy throughout the day and night! However, though the Heart does a routine job of just pumping blood around the body, the nose does more than facilitate breathing, it also percieves the more than 200 scents that exist...so i think the busiest organ in the list is the NOSE...
Education › Re: 2014/2015 UNIBEN Postgraduate Aspirants,lets Meet Here by efficiencie(m): 8:29pm On May 09, 2015
colossus2:
I know one for 165k (150k rent, 15k agent)
bros i dey on tait budget! any cheapr one?I cn sacrifice elegance n nearness to get a cheapr one...Pls! Thnx colossus!
Education › Re: 2014/2015 UNIBEN Postgraduate Aspirants,lets Meet Here by efficiencie(m): 6:29pm On May 08, 2015
...any self con accomodation in the uniben area? please assist wit any info! Tis urgent o!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Borrows To Pay Salaries With Cash Crunch Worsening by efficiencie(m): 8:54pm On May 07, 2015
Buchukwu:
The zoo (Nigeria) is crumbling. The zoo is wobbling. God bless biafra
Sometimes i wondr wia u Igbos are headed! At one point u want an Igbo presidnt of FRN, next you throw ur weight behind a pseudo-igbo to spite the west and the north and now yu r singing the biafran song...na winch wan una dey!

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