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Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I marry a Spirit Wife? by efficiencie(m): 11:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
johnydon22:
fear? hahahahahaha are you kidding me ? cheesy Go to a river and start wanking, is that not madnesshuh
grin cheesy grin
....cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I marry a Spirit Wife? by efficiencie(m): 10:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
johnydon22:
Forget that yeye superstition jareee
guy try am fest...me knw sey u no go fit! fear no go gree u try am!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I marry a Spirit Wife? by efficiencie(m): 11:39pm On Apr 14, 2015
lastmessenger:
can you biblically prove to me that there is anything called spirit wife? I was thinking a Christ embassy should no better. These are lies which some hungry people have deviced to decieve the gullible.
ma guy a trial will convince yu...go to a river and do your thingy and you'l experience the influence of spirit wives 1st hand...bro, these are dark spirits and what does the dark do? It makes these spirits invisible to even discerning prophets!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I marry a Spirit Wife? by efficiencie(m): 11:48am On Apr 14, 2015
lastmessenger:
I can give anything if only you can connect me to one single spiritual wife. Let's make a deal.
Guy e no hard! spirit wives are more abundant than human women, I believe!!! Just go and self procreate at a river and I guaranty you, you'll have a truck load of spirit wives and you could be the Solomon of the marine world...

Since you badly need your life obliterated...go ahead and help yourself...Hell is not filled yet.
Romance › Re: What To Do If You Like Your Friend's Girlfriend by efficiencie(m): 5:40am On Apr 14, 2015
U2ice:
Well..you've spoken well bt it happens mayb nt to a best buddy.
And at times, you dating your friend’s girlfriend may end up turning out to be the best thing for everyone involved. But that’s not always the case......my guy don eye my bebe b4 tho he's jst sm1 I knw in passin nt my best padi
ma bro, best buddy or not...I don't drink from another man's cistern!

Everythng is ugly about it!

A sin like that put the sword in the household of David forever!

...and a man who reaches out to drink from my cistern knowing fully well that it belongs to me can as well take my life...and such an enemy must be dealt with swiftly...David, Bathsheba and Uriah is an example!
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Pray For Your Enemies Or You Wish Them Evil?? by efficiencie(m): 2:59am On Apr 14, 2015
MsSteph:
Even in our place of worship you hear people praying for their enemies to die or have one misfortune. As for me I pray for my enemies to live long and see me progress. What is your prayer for your enemies? Do you wish them good or bad?
Dey dia dey dull, make your enemy be:

[size=40]
Pharoah,
Sennacherib,
Haman,
Nahash,
Goliath,
Balaam,
Emperor Nero,
Adolf Hitler,
Al Baghdadi,
or a local Ritual Killer
[/size]


O boy, nobody go remind you o...you go just hala like thunder and fire:

[size=40] ANY MAN OR WOMAN, SPIRIT OR PERSON THAT HAS VOWED OVER HIS/HER DEAD BODY FOR ME TO FULFIL MY DESTINY, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE [/size]

Chai, I love my pipo for MFM dem no dey dull cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I marry a Spirit Wife? by efficiencie(m): 12:21am On Apr 14, 2015
Tis simple!

Get into a river or beach nu.de and mast.urb.ate there...

and she'll be yours real quick!

however remember to read the words of

[size=50] Jude 1:10 [/size]

they are directed specifically to you!!!

Proverbs 14:12

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Female Angels? by efficiencie(m): 11:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
reedmund:
God is spirit. He identifies with the male gender. Jesus referred to Him as "Father".
Angels are spirits...
Cherubims (males)
Seraphims (females)
We humans will also be spirits - male spirits, female spirits...
just like the angels.

Read my other responses.

God bless!
God made man, male and female (Genesis 1:27) but they were spirits and hence sexless though they are distinct spirits just as cherubims are distinct from seraphims! The male and female were made in the image of the Father and the Father is a SPIRIT and hence sexless and by inheritance spirits created in the image of God are sexless. But when God formed clay and took Adam's rib a man and a woman was formed (Genesis 2:7;22). The flesh is what defines the sex of a person and the spirit is sexless (Galatians 3:28).

As for your definition of Cherubims and Seraphims please check the hebrew 'strongs numbers' and be corrected appropriately.

Cherubim ker-oob' and alternatively is called a living creature khah'ee means imaginary creature or alive

Seraphim is saw'rawf and it means 'burning serpent' (owing to their copper color)

Both meanings do not connote sexes! These are spirits and spirits are sexless!
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Female Angels? by efficiencie(m): 11:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
reedmund:
YES, there are female angels!

Zechariah 5:5-11 NKJV

Then the angel who talked with me came out and said to me, “Lift your eyes now, and see what this is that goes forth.” So I asked, “What is it?” And he said, “It is a basket that is going forth.” He also said, “This is their resemblance throughout the earth: Here is a lead disc lifted up, and this is a woman sitting inside the basket”; then he said, “This is Wickedness!” And he thrust her down into the basket, and threw the lead cover over its mouth. Then I raised my eyes and looked, and there were two women, coming with the wind in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork, and they lifted up the basket between earth and heaven. So I said to the angel who talked with me, “Where are they carrying the basket?” And he said to me, “To build a house for it in the land of Shinar; when it is ready, the basket will be set there on its base.”


Here, the female angels were coming with the wind in their wings.

The wind represents the Spirit of God. Remember, on the day of Pentecost, the Holy Spirit came upon the disciples like a rushing mighty WIND.

The Angel of the Lord (a male) locked the woman in the basket, and then handed it over to the female angels, who transported the basket to a different location.

Wickedness (the curse) is thrust down and sealed with a
lead cover by the angel. It was taken prisoner.

The angel that was speaking, thrust the demon down into the
basket and threw the lead cover over it. The women with
wings carried the woman & basket off as a prisoner, else the
angel would not have thrust her down and put a lead cover
on her. The women were not demons doing God's work, they were angels sent to carry the curse. If they were demons the woman in the basket would not have had to be held captive and carried.

Angels are always busy doing the Father's business.


Shalom!
Please did the Lord reveal this to you in a vision or dream or by a word of knowledge or you are just applying logic to scriptures?

By women angels, do they have a vagina? And by male angels do they have a penis? If yes is your answer then angels could procreate as spirits! Can they!?

Why did Jesus say we'd be like the angels so there'll be no need for marriage in heaven during the milennial reign (Matthew 22:30)

Angels are spirits that can assume human flesh when on earth (Genesis 19:1-13). They can take up the form of a woman or man, young or old and have their bodily features but they are spirits.

Angels as spirits are sexless, they are neither masculine nor feminine gendered angels.

As for your quotation from Zechariah! If those women with wings were angels and the woman in the basket were a demon, why take her to the LAND OF SHINAR! Why not Tartarus, where the angels of Genesis 6:1-2 are!? The land of Shinar is the origin of Idolatry. The worship of Semiramis, Nimrod and the weeping for Tammuz which was copied by the Israelites originated in Shinar (Ezekiel 8:14-17)! Shinar holds no prison, tis the source of Idolatry and the women with the wings of a stork were not angels, if they were Zechariah would've refered to them as such but he didn't, rather those women are transhumans - humans who have accepted the corruption of the soul, body and spirit by satan like those of Genesis 6:4.

Brother thread carefully with prophecy and remember James 3:1
Romance › Re: (please Help) My Girlfriend Is A Freak At Night by efficiencie(m): 6:07pm On Apr 12, 2015
My brother, your beloved destiny is dancing shoki on the busy express road ...

Na wu send u!? Shey u neva hia flee fornication 1Corinthians6:18 You had better go to MFM, do your deliverance dia and among the prayer points pray like this:

any power that send my destiny to be dancing shoki on the express road, die by fire
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Black Or White? by efficiencie(m): 5:58pm On Apr 12, 2015
Lex11:
"God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth." - John 4:24

"No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him." - John 1:18
The truth that no man hath seen God at any time does not refute the accounts of Moses, Ezekiel or David. Only the Son sees the entirety of the Father and no other person in history has but many and much more will see distinct parts of the Father...

Like Job saw the Lord in a whirlwind, Moses in the cleft of the Rock, Ezekiel saw him on the throne, Isaiah saw his train which filled the temple and so on...these people saw revelations of the Father in part!

Take for instance! You may see my wife and know she has long hair, fair complexioned, has an oval face and has a ringed neck but what you saw was barely up to 20% of what there is...and I by virtue of my relationship with her can see 100% of what there is. Now who actually saw my wife: ME!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Black Or White? by efficiencie(m): 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2015
God, YHVH is a Spirit, and his color is AMBER the color of FIRE...

Ezekiel saw him:

Ezekiel 1:26

And above the firmament that was over their heads was the likeness of a throne, as the appearance of a sapphire stone: and upon the likeness of the throne was the likeness as the appearance of a man above upon it. And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.


Moses saw him:

Deuteronomy 4:24
For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.
Romance › Re: What To Do If You Like Your Friend's Girlfriend by efficiencie(m): 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2015
U2ice:
Do you like your friend's girlfriend? Of course you do.

There are just two things you can do

if you like your friend’s girlfriend enough to lose a friend, go full speed ahead. But never ask her out until you’re sure she likes you.

If you value your friend more than a fickle girl who can’t make up her mind on who she likes, then steel your heart and avoid her.
only traitors covet what is not theirs... and traitors die badly
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Meet Satan And You Are Allowed To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by efficiencie(m): 1:41pm On Apr 12, 2015
My question would be:

Oh exalted Seraphim, In mathematics if x=x then x≯x, how come you felt you could be greater than yourself, even YHVH knows he's not greater than himself, so what induced enough madness in you to make you think you can exalt yourself above yourself, let alone above YHVH?


1st Law of Power: Never try to outshine your master
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by efficiencie(m): 11:29pm On Apr 11, 2015
davien:
Since you're both omniscient and pure-good, what does lust feel like?

NOTE :

This would be a paradox for "god" because being omniscient means it should know what lust feels like and this contradicts it's supposed purity because lust is a bad thing,and if "god" doesn't know what lust feels like then "god" isn't omniscient... smiley
God knows good and evil (Genesis3:22)...don't be ignorant of the scriptures and blaspheme God with your logic based on introspection and not coherence...
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by efficiencie(m): 11:25pm On Apr 11, 2015
I'd ask him a question that would take 40 days prayer and fasting to ask:

what are the secrets of my life?
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Demons Go Without Casting Them Out? by efficiencie(m): 6:36pm On Apr 11, 2015
AnEvangelist:
Is it possible to be delivered from demons without personally casting them out?
Can i just ask Jesus to deliver me and cast them out for me instead of doing it myself?


I have been binding and casting them out, but the more i pray the more they attack me. But i notice when i don't challenge them or pray deliverance prayers, but instead pray only simple prayers to God to deliver me i don't get attacked.

I always confess any possible sins before praying even the ones i didn't commit just to be sure i'm in the right standing with God.
Could it be i'm battling what's bigger than me?
Bro, demons are legal luminaries! They have your records of activities and those of your ancestors! They have unimaginable information about you by monitoring you daily. They have legal rights over you by way of ancestral covenants, satanic transactions and satanic gifts. They have attack bases where you live and can reinforce from there. They inhabit materials in your house that are not cleansed by the blood of Jesus. They have gateways into your life via the sinful information in your soul, via sex, via conscious and unconscious covenants and via a cold spirit! They bewitch the heavens, earth and the elements against you and set you up to believe that they don't exist!

If you must take them on:

*Cleanse your environment of demonic materials and activity. Any charm, concoctions, porn material, obscene dresses (shirts involving skull and bone designs) and satanic paraphrenalia should be discarded. Pray with the blood of Jesus to cleanse your environment.

*Increase the quantum of God's Spirit in your inner man via fasting, worship, praying in tongues in an isolated place like your room!

*Break covenants and every legal hold of demons over your life

*Denounce every demonic association

*Destroy the records of your life in demonic possession

*Break the spiritual ties between you and your ancestors and parents

*Be persistent in your prayers till you see results!

Goodspeed bro!
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by efficiencie(m): 3:00pm On Apr 11, 2015
and if you can...tell your mom or dad to help you install the MYTV DECODER that gives you FREE XTIAN CHANNELS ... Many a time God uses those channels as a medium to purify homes of demonic activity! Channels like MERCY TV, LIBERATION TV, CHAMPIONS TV, EMMANUEL TV, MFM TV, DOVE TV, DUNAMIS TV etc they'l educate you spiritually and purify your home as the ministers of God DEMONSTRATE SPIRIT AND POWER
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by efficiencie(m): 2:52pm On Apr 11, 2015
efficiencie:
sis dnt b deceived o!

if u dnt av any medical problem with your bladder and urethra then that problem is spiritual ...spiritually, urine defiles and may be exploited to diminish one spiritually. The mystical art practicioners, the occult and the scriptures agree to this (Leviticus 5:3)

if i may ask, what kinda dream do you have before you bedwet? Do you urinate in your dream only to find out that you've bedwetted!? If you do then go for deliverance or pray deliverance prayers!

My personal advice
*be sure u dnt habor satanic materials
*repent of known sin
*pray at about 12am and pray for an hour
**cover your environment with the blood of Jesus!
**pray against any covenant that makes demons have a legal right over you
**pray the destruction of every satanic transaction
**pray against every altar working against you
**pray the rejection and destruction of every relationship with familiar spirits, spirit husbands and strongmen!
**pray the destruction of every power manipulating your body to bring you shame!
**pray that the HolyGhost fills the void in your life
**give thanks!
*study, meditate and use scriptures in prayer...good examples are Obadiah 17, Psalm 21, Psalm 51, Psalm 91, Psalm 63, Psalm 136, Isaiah 10:27, Isaiah 59:19

Remember these three: the Word, the HolyGhost and the Blood of Jesus...they don't fail when appropriately applied...
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by efficiencie(m): 2:51pm On Apr 11, 2015
pls dear pray...u r losing virtues wen u urinate on urself @ ds age...if medicine has failed, sleeping posture has failed, mom waking yu az faile...TRY CONSISTENT, PERSISTENT PRAYER AND YOU'L WIN
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by efficiencie(m): 2:49pm On Apr 11, 2015
ronkiss:
thanks for ur advice, and for d people DAT re making jest of me thank you. I do bedwet always , ma mum will wake me up yet I will still bedwet... BT I don't dream am urinating.
u dream bt u probably dnt remember d@ u dream or yur vision is blocked...intensive prayers wil help yu trust me!
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Advice This Brother! by efficiencie(op): 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2015
zasd:
Would you keep the promise and marry her next year if she's reassured and wait for you?
i believe he will!
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by efficiencie(m): 5:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
sis dnt b deceived o!

if u dnt av any medical problem with your bladder and urethra then that problem is spiritual ...spiritually, urine defiles and may be exploited to diminish one spiritually. The mystical art practicioners, the occult and the scriptures agree to this (Leviticus 5:3)

if i may ask, what kinda dream do you have before you bedwet? Do you urinate in your dream only to find out that you've bedwetted!? If you do then go for deliverance or pray deliverance prayers!

My personal advice
*be sure u dnt habor satanic materials
*repent of known sin
*pray at about 12am and pray for an hour
**cover your environment with the blood of Jesus!
**pray against any covenant that makes demons have a legal right over you
**pray the destruction of every satanic transaction
**pray against every altar working against you
**pray the rejection and destruction of every relationship with familiar spirits, spirit husbands and strongmen!
**pray the destruction of every power manipulating your body to bring you shame!
**pray that the HolyGhost fills the void in your life
**give thanks!
*study, meditate and use scriptures in prayer...good examples are Obadiah 17, Psalm 21, Psalm 51, Psalm 91, Psalm 63, Psalm 136, Isaiah 10:27, Isaiah 59:19

Remember these three: the Word, the HolyGhost and the Blood of Jesus...they don't fail when appropriately applied...
Romance › Ladies, Please Advice This Brother! by efficiencie(op): 4:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
He's 31 and intends to be a University lecturer so he still has about 4 years before he can actualize this 'cos he's yet to have his masters and PhD!

Now last year he found a lady, a 21 year old, he'd like to settle down with but the lady is complaining about the fact that he's not yet financially ready for marriage and now the bro's confused!

Should he reassure and persuade the lady to stay given his plan to settled down next year ending or should he let her go, since she's headed in that direction already, focus on getting a PhD and afterwards get any other lady for a wife

Your advice is highly welcome!
Politics › Re: What Buhari Needs To Succeed – Jonathan by efficiencie(m): 9:38pm On Apr 07, 2015
Frankmishael:
u will never live up to the age of Gej. If it didn't happen know I'm not called
...wow sir! if you were God, we'd all be dead...create and not destroy!

Job 31:30 Neither have I suffered my mouth to sin by wishing a curse to his soul.
Christianity Etc › Will SABBATHS Be Observed In The NEW EARTH? by efficiencie(op): 12:51am On Apr 06, 2015
The question is Will SABBATHS be observed in the NEW EARTH? Well before you answer observe the prophecy of Isaiah!

Isaiah 66:22-23

For as the new heavens and the new earth, which I will make, shall remain before me, saith the LORD, so shall your seed and your name remain. And it shall come to pass, that from one new moon to another, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh come to worship before me, saith the LORD.


If new moons and sabbaths will be observed in new jerusalem then would it be right to say that the practice of observing these holy days perished with the dispensation of the old covenant!?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Has ALLAH Got To Do With The MOON? by efficiencie(op): 5:42pm On Apr 05, 2015
Abuamam:
Which one is 'Muslim Apologist'? Dumb phrase.

The Quran says: "And from among His Signs are the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. Prostrate not to the sun nor to the moon, but prostrate to Allah Who created them, if you really worship Him." (sura 41 Fussilat :37).

The crescent moon symbol is a worthless innovation introduced by the Ottomans; 8 or 9 centuries after the death of the Prophet (saw), and was likely copied from the governments of Constantinople; where it was previously in use on flags etc. It was initially used as a State symbol; like the Jewish 'Star of David'; and has no background in the sources of Islam... the Qur'an and the hadith; and the early Muslims; the Salaf; would not recognize it as anything to do with Islam. The only connection that Islamic practices have to do with the moon is as a timer for ascertaining the commencement of the lunar month.

In another verse, “They ask you, [O Muhammad], about the new moons. Say, ‘They are measurements of time for the people and for Hajj.’” (sura 2 al-Baqara:189)

As for the oft-repeated 'moon god' lie, I take your assertion to mean that arab xtians and Jews also worshipped the so-called pagan moon god; even before the advent of the prophet (saw). Because they too had no other name for God than Allah... and still don't.
Well sir, if your response above is anything to go by, then I'd like to ask:

1. Why has the use of the crescent moon by the Muslims as an emblem of Islam endured till this day with little or no repudiation of it's use and association with Islamic scholars, architects and adherents!?

2. Why is the Ramadam period conspicuously celebrated at a point in time of the year where the Moon's, psychic and spiritual influence is greatest as noted by Astrologers?

3. Why do governments of Islamic countries maintained consistent respect for the crescent moon as seen in their flags? See http://islam.about.com/od/muslimcountries/ig/Crescent-Moon-Flags/
Christianity Etc › What Has ALLAH Got To Do With The MOON? by efficiencie(op): 12:38pm On Apr 05, 2015
The crescent moon is a familiar emblem associated with Islam and I find this interesting.

Allah is said to be from the word Al'Ilah, a title for the Moon god and that the deity was a popular one in ancient Sumeria with ample archeological evidence to support this!

The Ramadan fasting period is expected to vary between June 17 and July 17 (with variations ofcourse) and this period going by the Zodiac falls in the cancer constellation which according to astrologers is heavily influenced by the Moon!

It appears the Moon is strongly connected to Islam...can Islamic apologists and critics shed more light on this?


sources:
* http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/moongod.htm

* http://www.google.com/search?q=when+does+ramadan+start&btnG=&client=ms-opera-mini-android&channel=new&gws_rd=cr

* http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac

* http://www.astrology.com/article/zodiac-signs-cancer-sun-sign.html

* http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(astrology)
Christianity Etc › Re: Fraud: Pastor E. A. Adeboye Goes On Offensive by efficiencie(m): 8:00pm On Apr 04, 2015
my question now is! are these pastors bornagain?
Politics › Re: Festus Mbisiogu, Igbo Man of the Year sets agenda for Buhari by efficiencie(m): 9:08pm On Apr 03, 2015
This thread is just another ORUBEBEDOM full of ethnic ORUBEBITES biting eachother at will and spreading the dreaded ORUBEBETIS disease... [size=20] Na overdose of Jegaquine Phosphate una need o! [/size]
Christianity Etc › If For You, Porn Is The Next Best Thing...see THIS! by efficiencie(op): 7:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
Porn may be fun,
Free of responsibility,
Void of any price to be paid,
Think again, please do, for lives are on the brink.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di6awlpHXp4
Christianity Etc › Doug Says It All...heed, Repent, Watch And Pray! by efficiencie(op): 7:37pm On Apr 02, 2015
This is more to the church and unbelievers later...We do not have time!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6JyGgKD0Q&list=PLF45042E292C28A5A

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