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Politics › Re: Nigeria Borrows To Pay Salaries With Cash Crunch Worsening by efficiencie(m): 8:51pm On May 07, 2015
ziqqz:
Hmm... Mathematics at the top =

Step 1 - Polithiefcians raid and wipe FG accounts clean
Step 2 - FG sends Mithiefsters to borrow the money back
Step 3 - Polithiefcians charge FG heavy interest payments
Step 4 - FG pays - BIIIIIG time! - to borrow its own money
Step 5 - Polithiefcians and Mithiefsters add, minus, multiply, and finally divide.
Step 6 - Let's do it again!


In summary, na FG get all the money wey dem dey borrow
Kudos bro, yu'v gat a functional brain!

Yur mathematics just gave me the idea for a research paper!
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by efficiencie(m): 3:28pm On May 07, 2015
remember007:
this d first time I will be changing my dp or thinking of dressing to meet anybodys religious or moral taste...I will change my dp,but on a serious note, I don't like people who complain about my mode of dressing
...bt ofcourse, yu dnt hate me, do you?
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by efficiencie(m): 3:07pm On May 07, 2015
remember007:
forgive me, but am not supposed to dress to pls you or anyone, am I?
Yes sis, bt even if you're not dressing to please anyone why not dress for the common good!

Sis, those lovely things you have put a lot of pressure on men! Some can bear to look and leave while some look and have the BP racing irrespective of their position or status...If angels could trip when they saw lovely things like those of yours, you can imagine what ordinary men go through.

So sis, dress to help the weak bros...so of them are trying to be saints but when they lust comes calling they won't mind a lil taste...
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by efficiencie(m): 2:42pm On May 07, 2015
remember007:
I will be pleased if you don't quote me next time... thanks too
Dear sis no vex o! if yu cn take a snapshot of that representation of you and put it in a public forum then i can imagine w@ u wear to public places... A pic like that will attract stalkers, potential rapists and a lot o Mr Randys!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by efficiencie(m): 2:04pm On May 07, 2015
Tis justified to beat your wife, if she's a drumset ...so my piece of advice:

Ladies be a wife and not a drumset and if demons have stamped the identity of a drumset on you, kindly visit: MFM Prayer City, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway!
Education › Re: 2014/2015 UNIBEN Postgraduate Aspirants,lets Meet Here by efficiencie(m): 8:39am On May 07, 2015
I am told by the lady clearing social science faculty that their system isn't up and running and that hence they can't print the eligibility form for me to finalize my clearance! Pls is this complaint across faculties!?
Nairaland General › Re: SEE What This Girl Is Doing To Herself!! (photo) by efficiencie(m): 12:04am On May 06, 2015
Tie her hands and put a jaged knife to her neck and she'll plead for mercy, to spare her life yet this beautiful fool sits in a dug grave to take a snapshot of herself... what a generation! And the sad thing is that one unfortunate fellow would marry this bimbo!

May the mercies of God avail for this generation!
Politics › Re: Search For Funding For Nigeria Giving Us Hypertension – Okonjo-Iweala Burst by efficiencie(m): 10:59pm On May 05, 2015
ubaobi:
for those who think its easy to manage d Nigerian economy. she has really done a good job in ensuring that the economy remains stable despite the fall in oil prices. during d boom she warned about the importance of saving for the rainy day through the sovereign wealth fund but the governors wanted the money to be shared. thanks to her fiscal policies, despite the devaluation of the naira, the price of goods have remained stable.
Bad economics ma'am!

Ever heard of the paradox of thrift!?

Why should Nig. save when it still suffers infrastructural deficit, dependence on oil and dwindling real sector!

What Madam Okonjo should complain about is the high overhead costs, MDA corruption, oil-industry corruption, importation of refined crude oil products and indecisiveness of her boss. All these factors drain the common wealth of Nig. and yet leaves Nigerians poor, socially excluded and worse off!

It's a pity! A Harvard/MIT trained economist supervised the running of Nigeria to the ground!
Politics › Re: Olufemi A. Akingbade Appointed As NHIS Acting Chief Executive Officer by efficiencie(m): 11:06pm On Apr 27, 2015
Gejpresident:
tank u Gej


Buhari must fail

as he wished u ungovernable government 2011

so shall he had it rough as stormy sea

Amen
In the end who suffers? Not GEJ and not 'Buhari' but the poor and downtrodden...be careful what you inadvertently hope for!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me..... She Openned Up To Me After Our Family Introduction. by efficiencie(m): 11:38pm On Apr 22, 2015
nwachivis:
Please nairalanders help me out.I am not an expert when it comes to writing,but i will still manage to drive home my point to the best of my capacity.

I proposed marriage just of recent to my spouse and went ahead with the family introduction.I have ever since been making preparations for the wedding.

I had told her in our previous interactions that i cancelled the marriage preparations with my ex when she told me she had once aborted a baby for her ex,which made her bleed for days.she told me back then that she was scared her womb was damaged because the pregnancy was 3 months old when she carried out the abortion.she pleaded with me to still marry her,reminding me of God's ability to perform miracles,even though she admitted that it was a difficult thing for any african man to do.I immediately called it quit between the both of us and moved on to my current spouse.

Just yesterday in one of our outings,my fiancée opened up to me that she once had an abortion in the past.she begged me not to call it "quit” with her,assuring me that no damage was done.

Am confused here because i can't handle the trauma of childlessness and a lot has been going through my mind. I love her and she loves me too.

Please advice me.

Do i continue with the marriage ?
Do i accept that it is my destiny to settle down with
a lady that has done abortion in the past ?
Do i insist she get pregnant for me before our wedding ?
Do i just go ahead and marry her with a positive
mindset ?

Please help me out of this quagmire..
Bro marriage is a commitment to love irrespective of the circumstance! You are troubled about kids. What if you get married to a virgin, have a pair of twins suffering a terminal ailment. Would you throw the woman away? Bro that's a poor outlook on marriage you have there. Do you know God and how loving he is? If you do you'll love the way he does, unconditionally!

Don't marry because you want kids rather marry the Lord's choice and you'll weather the storm of life with ease!
Health › Re: A - Z List Of Phobias by efficiencie(m): 11:03pm On Apr 22, 2015
buygala:
Please op,





What is the fear of God called? huh
theophobia i guess
Christianity Etc › The Seductive And The Weak In Church! by efficiencie(op): 3:40am On Apr 21, 2015
Dear sisters,

Abeg e do! E don do una.

With the skimpy dresses, high sounding and 'easily noticed' heels that ya'l parade in Church and elsewhere, many weak brothers are stumbling and falling...

1Corinthians 8:12 But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ.

Remeber Christ died for the brothers you are seducing...
Christianity Etc › For Christian Sisters Using Earrings, Make Up, Tatoos And Bodily Enhancements by efficiencie(op): 3:15am On Apr 21, 2015
Christian sisters, how does using earrings, make up, tatoos and bodily enhancements glorify Jesus our Lord ?

1Corinthians 6:20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Any defense from the sisters!
Christianity Etc › Would You Rather Be Cheated Than Charge A Brother To Court? by efficiencie(op): 2:41am On Apr 21, 2015
As i studied, i came upon this verse:

1Corinthians 6:7

Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?


so the question that need answering is:

Would you rather be cheated as a Christian than charge the erring Christian brother to a court of Law?
Celebrities › Re: I Was Dating Emma Nyra, I Spent Almost N30million On Her – Ubi Franklin by efficiencie(m): 12:03am On Apr 21, 2015
candycrushsoda:
Earlier today, former Made Men Music Group (MMMG) artiste Emma Nyra denied dating her former boss Ubi Franklin in an interview with Golden Icons.

The singer swore she never dated Ubi but doesn’t mind dating Iyanya, Lynxxx or Reminisce.

Probably feeling disrespected, Ubi Franklin who normally keeps his relationships under wraps, has decided to let the cat out of the bag. The newly engaged label executive revealed he was sleeping with Emma Nyra and managing her brand at the same time.

Speaking with TheCable in a tell-it-all interview, Ubi disclosed he and the US returnee were actually an item as most fans and industry pundits suspected.

In his own words, “I was dating Emma Nyra and the relationship didn’t go as I thought it should have gone. When you’re dating somebody and you are the boss, there are things you can’t tell your wife or your girlfriend. But if you say it to an employee you are dating, they tend to misbehave. Like, if you tell the others to do something, they will obey without thinking about it. It’s not only me but it has happened to a lot of people, but that is the business lesson I’ve learnt in my life.”

Ubi who managed to keep the relationship under wraps futher stated the relationship affected his life adversely.

According to him, “That relationship made me cut off a lot of people and it also made me feel like everybody wanted the same ‘cake’ I was having. I spent a lot of time trying to beef people when I am not supposed to. It really dealt me a big blow. I decided in the end that it doesn’t make any sense and we both understood that and moved on.”

Ubi futher admitted he made terrible business decisions by investing so much money on his former girlfriend. Claiming he spent close to N30 million on Emma Nyra, Ubi said, “I don’t think that I have spent as much money on Iyanya as I’ve spent on Emma Nyra. Emma has like nine videos at about N3.5m.” cheesy MUMU

Ubi however seems to have moved on as he recently proposed to Nollywood actress Lilian Esoro and they are both planning to tie the knot later this year. He met his wife-to-be at a friend’s party and promptly told her he was interested in marriage and soon enough they maintained a low-key relationship until they both made their relationship public. A'level MUMUCIOUSNESS cheesy grin cheesy

Another Nyra in the making, another story go commot abt divorce

Ubi who is obviously love-struck praised his new girlfriend describing her as someone he has always wanted. He quipped, “She’s everything I can ever ask God for. She’s very brilliant, she can cook. She’s usually quiet and more reserved. She’s not one of those actresses who are just out there and all over the place. She’s very subtle with everything she does.“ so Nyra no knw buk, no fit cuk n no reserved abi yet u b ha maga until ur eye clear cheesy cheesy Now that's an INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED MUMU in the making cheesy

O boi repent...no time!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Impregnanted Her, Now I Hav Christ. Wat Do I Do Wit D Girl Nd Pregnancy by efficiencie(m): 6:03pm On Apr 20, 2015
gabazin080:
I mistakenly impregnated a girl. 1 but just this morning some Jehovah's witnesses came to preach to me about end time, how some prophets fell through women and the consequence of formication. 2
now I felt I don't want to continue with the girl because we not legally married, 3 just boyfriend and girlfriend things. now what do I do with the girl and the pregnancy. needs matured advice from matured minds 4
On 1, bro no man gets a lady pregnant by mistake! You knew very well what you were doing. On 2, now that the consequences are here, you must bear them (what you sow must be reaped). Don't attempt abortion. If you do, you'll be adding murder to your sad list of sins. She must have that child and you must take responsibility. On 3, you must get the opinion of God 1st and know what God says about you and that lady and you must communicate this to the lady and your respective parents. On 4, i hope you'll adhere and not err!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Deliverance And Demonology Relevant To The Church? by efficiencie(op): 4:18pm On Apr 18, 2015
pneumaticos:
it shouldnt be the focus teachings,but it should be taught,

can remembere in one of hagins revelation with Jesus Christ,Jesus taught him how to deal with demons
The bolded is funny! if it should be taught then it's of the inspired word and must be given attention...
Politics › Re: Jonathan Under Pressure To Sack IGP by efficiencie(m): 3:23pm On Apr 18, 2015
Nonybb:
Another Muhammadan goes, another Muhammadan comes. We have been conquered by the Hausa Born-To-Rule Mentalist. All of a sudden Boko Haram have shield their sword and vanished into thin air when South-west gang up with the North worked successfully. I kept telling people that what happen in April 11th wasnt an election; it was a Muhammadic gang-up of those that belonged to school of thoughts of the Born-To-Rule mentalist. Now Nigeria will return to their status quo when 95% of personnels in government parastatals and agencies are allocated the Born-To-Rule Oligarchs. Hell Rufai. Suleiman Abba, Lie Muhammad, Junaid Muhammad, Abubakar Shekau are all successful in dethroning GEJ because of the incoming re-allocation of oil wealth. My people are deceived in the euphoria of CHANGE. Hausa Born-To-Rule mentalist have conquered Aso Rock once again just like in the days of a West African first renown terrorist Usman Dan Fodio
...and what can you do about it? Nothing I guess so keep calm and say a lil prayer for Naija!
Christianity Etc › Is Deliverance And Demonology Relevant To The Church? by efficiencie(op): 1:12pm On Apr 18, 2015
I have heard Christian brothers and sisters say only the Gospel of Christ's death, burial and resurrection must be taught and that deliverance and demonology are not to be dwelt upon in Church!

What's your view
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 12:47pm On Apr 18, 2015
davien:
If you want to live by faith why not close both eyes and cross the road everyday?
Now that's the thing! Faith is not necesarily the failure to use the senses.

king Amaziah, went for a battle and conquered the people he went against but oddly enough he took the gods of the people he conquered and worshipped them and the Lord God told king Amaziah:

[b] 2Chronicles 25:15...Why hast thou sought after the gods of the people, which could not deliver their own people out of thine hand?


This was a clear case of God saying: why can't you use your head

That's why i'm probing, scripturally the concept of FAITH...Faith clearly is not an excuse to be so mo.ro.nic that one can't use one's head!
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 10:57am On Apr 18, 2015
Heb 11:33-38

Who through faith subdued kingdoms, wrought righteousness, obtained promises, stopped the mouths of lions, Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens. Women received their dead raised to life again: and [size=15] others were tortured, not accepting deliverance; that they might obtain a better resurrection: And others had trial of cruel mockings and scourgings, yea, moreover of bonds and imprisonment: They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented; (Of whom the world was not worthy: ) they wandered in deserts, and in mountains, and in dens and caves of the earth. [/size]


How would you explain the emphasized in the light of faith!
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 10:57am On Apr 18, 2015
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Christianity Etc › Re: Learning About Holy Spirit by efficiencie(m): 10:46am On Apr 18, 2015
emperormero:
My list isn't complete yet... I mentioned some others including the Bible, especially the books of John and Acts, but my data failed me.

Thanks for your observation.
personally i believe the Bible must be digested first before other supporting literature is considered...
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by efficiencie(m): 10:10am On Apr 18, 2015
NSEfresher:
Isn't the same mouth u're goino use to suck yur wyfs breast. Y didn't u say because u use it to pray too..yu wnt
Romans 1:25-28

Who changed the truth of God into a lie,
and worshipped and served the creature
more than the Creator, who is blessed for
ever. Amen. For this cause God
gave them up unto vile
affections: for even their
women did change the
natural use into that which
is against nature: And
likewise also the men,
leaving the natural use of
the woman, burned in their
lust one toward another;
men with men
working that which is
unseemly,
and receiving in themselves
that recompence of their error which was
meet. And even as they did not like to
retain
God in their knowledge, God gave them
over to a reprobate mind, to do those
things which are not convenient;


Ora.l se.x, an.al se.x, BDS.M, prostit.ution, pedophilia, gerontophilia, ince.st, feti.sh, toying, mast.urbation, voyeurism, bestiality, porn and rape are all EVIL because they all involve corrupting the natural order of the human passions and conduct!

And many biblical men and women engaged in this Onan (Judah's son), Judah (slee.ping with his late sons' wife disguised as a wh.ore), Jacob (sle.eping with two sisters), Lot (sleepi.ng with his daughters), David (having Saul's daughter and wives for his wife)...

folks let's repent
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 9:55am On Apr 18, 2015
could faith also bring disaster and calamity!?
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 9:53am On Apr 18, 2015
magneto:
Living by faith is when u dare to believe dat every circumstance in ur life would work out in ur favour because God is on ur side, and then living ur life accordingly...

Living by sight is when u believe only in what ur physical senses can experience or ur reasoning faculty can conjure, and thus living ur life in perpetual response to stimuli...
...but many have believed that every circumstance in their life would work out in favor by God but yet they suffer very terrible events and this makes them ask if God is real and has produced many athiests!
Christianity Etc › What's The Difference Between Living By Faith And Living By Sight? by efficiencie(op): 1:26am On Apr 18, 2015
Faith is a highly taught subject but yet it appears we live in a faithless and perverse generation so this makes me ask: What's the difference between living by faith and living by sight? Explain with practical examples just so that even new converts can understand!
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by efficiencie(m): 1:09am On Apr 18, 2015
stories, advanced stories...and religious stories...

Romans 1:25-28

Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. [size=20] For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men
working that which is unseemly, [/size] and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain
God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


Thus saith the scriptures!
Christianity Etc › Re: Learning About Holy Spirit by efficiencie(m): 12:50am On Apr 18, 2015
emperormero:
I've been on a similar quest since Shiloh 2o14.

What I'll say to you, is that you get books on the Holy Spirit.

I've been able to lay hands on a few though. They are ;

1- The Holy Spirit My Senior Partner - Paul/David Yonggi Cho

2- How You Can Be Led By The Spirit Of God - Kenneth E. Hagin

3- The Purpose Of Pentecost - T. L. Osborn

4- The Code Of The Holy Spirit - Perry Stone

5- Understand The Anointing - David O. Oyedepo

6- Anointing For Breakthrough - David O. Oyedepo

7- How You Can Hear From God - Joyce Meyer

8- Tongues Beyond The Upper Room - Kenneth E. Hagin
What happened to the BIBLE? sad
Crime › Re: South Africans Photographed Stealing From Attacked Foreign Stores by efficiencie(m): 11:33pm On Apr 17, 2015
SeverusSnape:
You're right, no difference with the savages here in the north. I'm a first hand witness, It would have happened if Buhari had lost.
so should every south african be hanged? and are every northerner savages? How easy it is for wisdom to elude the sentimental!
Health › Re: Residents Flee As Death From Strange Disease In Ondo Rises by efficiencie(m): 11:27pm On Apr 17, 2015
STPEACE:
This time for this our pastors, prophets and co to perform.

Not next fours years, the will be predicting who will be the president and govornors.
On the contrary it is time for science to prove organised religion wrong!
Christianity Etc › Re: Believers Hop In.. Lets Discuss.. How Can These Things Be? by efficiencie(m): 12:08pm On Apr 16, 2015
Bro Kayo! Your post is call. A call to our church leaders and the followers of Christ.

In my opinion, i believe the reason for believers, including me, falling short of divine expectations for our dispensation is the failure of church leaders and followers of Christ to have Ephesians 4:11-13 as their common mission statement!

Ephesians 4:11-13

And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers; [size=20] For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ: [/size] [size=30] Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ: [/size]


...and this failure is on three fronts:

1. Division in the Body of Christ

The church in Nigeria has extraordinary leaders who by God's grace have been established by amazing gifts that has made them: seers, prophets, miracle workers, teachers, administrators, men of faith, tongue interpreters etc (Romans 1:11) but these leaders have failed to understand that it is in unity that our identity as Christians is known to the world and not in the gift to us by grace (John 17:21) and that it is only in unity that Ephesians 4:11-13 can be achieved! Can an MFM member, SCOAN member and Christ Embassy member really worship together though they worship the same God?

Imagine how much the body would achieve if after listening to Oyhakilome's exegesis of the mystery of the Word, one is educated in the methodologies of dark force and how to shut them out permanently by Olukoya and one gets supportive and often emergency prayers and words of wisdom from Joshua. Just imagine how well fed believers would be.

2. The Illusion of Self-sufficiency

Not only are we divided in the Body of Christ, we believe that we can make it to heaven on our own and that we are self-sufficient.

Those that teach the gospel of Christ reflected in the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus believe that that's all there is.

Those that teach the gospel of Christ reflected in the salvation of the soul via deliverance and ascetic living believe that that's all there is.

Those that teach the gospel of Christ reflected in the gifts and fruits of the Spirit believe that that's all there is.

Those that teach the gospel of Christ reflected in the motions of faith believe that that's all there is.

Why?

We all see and prophesy in part and perfection is when all these parts are bonded into one in Love (1Corinthians 13:9-10) but instead we believe that what we preach or hear from our choice teachers is all that we need and nothing else is necessary.

''Every step towards self-sufficiency is a step away from God'' Prophecy by Mike Murdock

3. Disconnect between Objectives and Mission

I've observed that many leaders and followers of Christ are so obsessed with the prophetic objective handed to them that they lose sight of the mission.

Our mission, ''...we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ'', is constantly overlooked! Leaders are sermonizing up and down, thrilling their congregation and growing in size but they're not asking:
How many are sheep in the fold? How many are lost sheep in the fold? How many are wolves in the fold? How many are goats in the fold? What structures can we put in place to transform more lost sheep, goats and wolves into sheep in the fold?

There are no ''pneumetrics'' in the church to help people measure their faith count, spirit temperature and purity of the soul! We are consumed with attaining objectives through evangelizing, preaching, prophesying, working miracles but we lose sight of the mission!

Bro, one can know God better than Moses, romance God better than David and become perfect in his time like Job...It is possible, but the gates of hell are not relenting and this is evident today...and so the Body of Christ must unite (Ephesians 4:5-6), be dependent on each other in the Lord (1Peter 5:5) and never lose sight of the mission of the Gospel long prophesied by Isaiah (Isaiah 61:1-3)!

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