busybeei5:

Madam I thought you've moved to Mars o

martinsfm:
Sex is a thing of the mind... youre prolly always scared to have sex... thats the main reason... in your mind youre thinking that you dont wanna commit sin... thats why you try and resist it...In my opinion... dont use any drug ooo....never do that... just try and and put your mind there... if you wanna have sex with a girl...u and the girl should talk dirty first either through chat or in person...it works...then fantasies too help

Coming from an expert...wehdon sir

Happy birthday Dave...

Lil wonder I've been dreaming about cakes for some days now

Live long in good health bae boss

TheBatman:

Naah, I was just testing an hypothesis. Its easy to spot you guys, even online sef.

TheBatman:

sorry to derail, quick question, did you finish from OAU

Yes

Dec 24, 2017

Ikkie take that screenshot down as soon as possible.

Be guided

davide470:
What are you forming like now?



No make me vex for you o

Life na turn by turn...do unto others as you would have them do to you

Let my own regret mails start rolling

martinsfm:
hehehehehe... better go...heard the place is very cool....and investment banks dy get money die

Still not interested

martinsfm:
lol...good for u... u go see peeps dr surely...bt frm ds nairaland...omo na only u... na every day I dy chk my spam sef..

Really wish I could dash you my invite sef. Those guys just wasted their time inviting me for their mumu test. I no sabi who send them cos I no apply


Meanwhile, all the best in your test thebatman

Happy birthday mumu wey no dey carry last LastMumu. More plantain to your beans bro

This lady is back again

So the mod actually used "I'm" in place of "am"

If I don't pick calls from strange numbers and the caller feels it's urgent and important,i expect an sms but then on the other hand,if I were in a situation like yours, I wouldn't dare ignore any call. If I pick and discover it's the voice of one whom I'm not interested in speaking with, I hang up immediately.

Elmojiid:
this could be us chinwe....but it was just a dream.

I need but I'm not in lag

Nigerians got no chill


Insult dey learn work where recession dey

Hmmmm...when Faith got married,we all envied her in class back in OAU not knowing this was what she was going through

Princess my brilliant Niger babe

idu1:
So, what's the problem now?





Is the pastor responsible for the open gutter?


What do you want him to do?



I should not live my life because there are poor people hawking on the street?

I just tire...they should tell that to the politicians and quit the hypocrisy already

Gunbiz:
eipreel i site u

Lol...was just passing by.pls call me I lost your number.

_{sorry to derail}

davide470:

Hope we get to see you and your horse-band rationalmind in the Get-Together later on in the month.

We'll be having honeymoon then

davide470:
Not me!.

Why are you even awake?! No more work in that your bank?

Economic recession

davide470:
Who is your friend?

You

davide470:
Who's awake?

Gwan sleep my friend!

Jamean:


Nna ehn! That thing was terrible. I think I was even lucky to get to Benin by 3. 30 pm after joining 1st bus from Lagos.

Why did you go to Onitsha? Igbankwu?
Invite us o!

Lol...quite lucky dear





I sure will

Jamean pele. I was at ore too on sat on my way to onitsha...should have met you sha it was really not a pleasant situation with that scorching sun.



I got to onitsha exactly 1am