odumchi: Nice thread! Here are some more:

You're Nigerian if:

- you call 'q tips' 'cotton board'

- you spit on your fingers before you count your money or turn a page

- you stand with two hands behind your back

- your parents click their tongue in annoyance

- you eat Agege or Our Lady bread

- your elder brother returns only with bread after spending years in the city

- you turn your back to count your money

- you keep your money in your underwear

- you feed your dogs fesis

- you think RSVP means rice and stew very plenty


- everyone in your community owns a generator

pleep: guess.

pleep: not my job to explain... just keep that stuff in your own communities.

Mrs.Chima:
Gon call him a nigga...you know you wants to.

blasterman: less than a yr old might be convenient because the child knows nothing apart from peeing around the house but if point of contact was 8 yes and above u Neva know what kind of spirit can enter the child. It's really a taboo the only case is if the woman is foreign and the location is foreign.

Ybutterfly: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[size=20pt]ALWAYS A TABOO TO MEN[/size]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

fresh_dude: So did/do guys manage.
What I mean is how do you relate with and handle each others kids and their other parents?

Jaykizz:
*whispers* N here goes a lesbian...

it is well:

Could have gone ahead to marry her but discovered that there is connection between her and the father of her children. She just couldn't let go finally.

it is well: I have dated a lady with 2 kids before only that it didn't lead to marriage because of----

kulyie: Heheehehehehe al dis muslim sistass ehen,i don taya for dem,dem b 1st class hypocrite.e wan colect ur moni durin fastin,abeg tear her hijab and forcefully fok am wel til e shouy alihamdulilayi.hehehe,abi na alahuakba