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Looks like Ralia Odinga got kicked to the curb

Lesson learnt: Never share your name with a computer virus. It is a one-way ticket to Epic Fail.

On that note, I think the man should sue his parents for 'gross misconduct' for giving him such a name.

"Mommy, why nau?"

Rangers of Enugu and Spartans (now Heartland) of Owerri are the only two Nigerian clubs to have never been relegated in their entire history.
I tend to lean a little more towards Heartland (they have the better record afterall), but Rangers are also dear to me.

I love both teams and wish them the best.

These guys no dey ever gree carry last (literally, since they've never been relegated).

Yahaya blessing: am not jealous anyway

Stop lying biko.

gen2briz: What will make you score 380 in your upcoming jamb is to stop nairlanding and start facebooking

Nah, that would make him score 38, not 380.

A lot of the peeps on this thread are probably going to call this Kenyan actress "ugly".

[img]http://2.bp..com/-2mF7APBv5Tw/UHLozrPDyTI/AAAAAAAAUJo/urCstqkEYw0/s1600/Millicent-Mugadi.jpg[/img]

That's until she turns around and you see the gigantic ghetto booty.

When I was briefly marooned in the white-dominated area of Tennessee last year, I longed for the big, thick, juicy African asss.

I'm so glad to be home.

It's really interesting to note that the main people who diss these women on their looks are actually women themselves.

Biko, since when did we start seeking opinions of women when it came to another woman's looks?
Let the men be the ones to tell you what an attractive woman is, while you also tell us what an attractive MAN is!

And I say, well-pronounced African features turn me on like crazy!

[quote author=♥Royal♥Charm♥]mgbekelicious

What mgbekelicious mean?...is that like saying she look Ibo-ish or something?...[/quote]It means she rural as hell

@OP

I don't know her full name, but I do know her surname is "Aneke", because she is an elder sister to the Aneke twins.

Picture of the Aneke twins:

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Aneke-Twins.jpg

Hope this has helped atleast.
You can carry on from there.

Damn!
Michael is a badass!!!

Looks like we really have a winner.

He totally crippled her life in an hour!

But, na only partying she dey do?

LMAO! Looks like I spoke too soon

The explosions are probably as a "send-off". I no fit shout

asha 80: bros you seem to be in the know of what is going on in the state.are there road construction going on in the rural areas?i always keep hearing orlu,okigwe and owerri cities.

Ideato North and South are getting worked on. Most especially South though, and we all know why

obicentlis: Owerri City school? Hmmm..... Who is d person? A supplier or contractor? The sch was built by Roche group, the office complex and fence was done by someone I know.

He is a Roche Group employee.

Reminds me of an episode of Johnny Bravo where he had the faces of Mount Rushmore sticking out of his abdomen.

Damn! That is one monstrously gigantic phucking head for a baby!

Junior's gonna need a caterpillar truck to carry his head as he walks by the time he's 9.

The websites actually easy to create. They're templates.

But all the same, it looks like they're starting to put a lot more seriousness in their work.
Also, if you noticed, their movie posters are improving as well...

Check out posters for "Two Brides and a Baby" as well as "Damage" (the latter starring Uche Jombo and Kalu Ikeagwu) to see what I mean.

Richfella: Bro, you can still use the same phone number you've used.

Really?! Didn't know that.
Assumed it would simply be rejected since the number's already been filed under an existing account in their database.

The answer is because they're still in shock after hearing GEJ's announcement that they won't be getting no penny or amnesty. Dem don catch cold.

It's still sinking in and finally dawning on them that they just bombed and crippled their economy and region for nothing.

The wannabe Niger-Deltans clearly were too dumb to realize that, as long as they can't produce even a tablespoon of oil, they are just about as valuable to us as the sweaty almajiri commandos they pump out from their lazy, rotten society on a daily basis.

duwell: even d almighty iOS 4rm Apple is naw playing second fiddle 2 google's android. Expect dat in d next 6yrs Android will run out of innovation and samsung and odas will be stranded. D mighty ar falling and they will keep falling!

As in!!! Google is an unstoppable internet beast!

However, in a few years time, their turn to lose relevance go also reach.

Na turn by turn.

Like, remember when Sony Walkman once dominated everything that had to do with hand-held music players?

Deiok: wow. Thats realy enough for you to hate them, but you have change your NL Email add. Now?

No, not yet.
I still get coldfeet when I think of using my business/real e-mail address for a site like Nairaland, seeing a spammer can just spot it using a Mail extractor.

Also, G-Mail requires a phone number before you can open an account, and since I already used my real phone when I opened my true G-Mail account, I don't have any other to use.

Then again, I could just use my Globacom modem's phone number.

Hmmm...

asha 80: bros you once said a friend of yours is handling a contract around naze junction.wetin be the project there abeg?

Yes, he's part of the people behind the Owerri City School (former "Township School" shebi?).
Another one he's involved in, is the new "Freedom Square" along Bank Rd, opposite that Total Gas Station.

Duru1: Bros, whatsup? You are a male today, tomorrow you turn into female. I am confused as hell on this change of gender.

Bros, na de new thing oh.
Get on board or be left behind

[quote author=Pontaboki ]Some people just comment without knowing the correct info.Impeaching the deputy Gov because of false accusations will lead Rochas to nowhere.Back stabbing Owerri Zone people who voted him to power will finish him in 2015.He dare not contemplate of contesting again.[/quote]Jesus Christ, is Rochas the one in control of the legislature?
What do you mean "backstabbing Owerri people"?
If a man is found corrupt, shouldn't he be shown the door? Or do Owerri peeps gain anything special from Sir Jude?

Bawss1: Yahoo?

Gosh its been ages since I used their app on the iPhone. Amazing how things change.

Remember how everyone had "blahblahblah at Yahoo dotu com" in 2003?
How things change

Just like empires, companies in the tach scene rise and fall.

Napster
Myspace
America Online
Atari

et cetera.

Yahoo can go take a seat in the deepest pit of hell for all I care.

I'm just so glad I left this sinking platform and their outdated, obsolete system.

Can you believe I've got 12 Nairaland PMs I haven't read?

Why? Because when I try to log in to my mailbox (I used YahooMail to open this Nairaland handle), it tells me there's a problem and I should log in with a computer.

And then, when I DO try to log in from my laptop I am redirected to a CAPTCHA verification screen.

Ohhhh, but it gets interesting: Now, instead of displaying a distorted CAPTCHA word for me to type in, I am simply shown a message: "We're sorry, there is no image available"!!!

In my frustration, I decided to do a little googling, and discovered YahooMail BANNED all NIGERIAN Globacom users from accessing their Mail system.
This shows nothing but laziness and idiiocy on their part, because:

1. They are too phucking dull to develop better technology to properly weed out the spammers and allow the innocent ones in; and

2. They don't realize they're officially losing MILLIONS of subscribers with this dumbass move.

I've long abandoned that stupiid asss mail system and have moved to the cleaner, more-efficient GMail, so I'm laying out my sincerest apologies to the Nairalanders who mailed, because I most likely will never be able to read those mails

As their market share continues to sink like a sumo wrestler on quick sand, I give them my last two words --- Phuck you.

freecocoa: Wish them a HML.

I remember when I used to have dreams about tuface, the guy really gave me fever .

You for meet am naa, so im go give you 'baby' instead of fever.

eLDee
Naeto C
Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki)
Tuface...

When Jim Iyke go marry im own naa?