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I just can't stop singing One Direction's "Kiss You" when showering.

So tell me guurl if everytime we tou-uh-uch
You get this kinda ruh-uh-ush
Baby say Yeeah Yeeah Yeaah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby say Yeah Yeah Yeaaah
Yeah Yeah!
[Zayn] And let me kiss you

http://m.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google&v=T4cdfRohhcg

I absolutely dig Gideon, Gbenruo and Attoh!

No homo!!!

NOT!

The Gothic Look should be allowed to die in peace already.

Boko Haram to release video claiming responsibility for this.

What is GEJ doing?

After all these years, the glorious general can finally wipe his tears.

Sweetapple007: I pray japan emerge as world power and defeat america amen

Nah, that's China's pet project.

Reserved!

Sirniyeh: typical NO!
The party Shoyinka endorsed was ACD not ADC. You can confirm that. Pat Utomi was the flag bearer of ACD in 2007. Dont be confused!

No dude, I'm pretty positive it was ADC.

Click this link. You'll see the party and the logo:

https://www.nairaland.com/12101/pat-utomi-president-2007/10#1025119

Yes I can, but not alphabetically.
Cuz I usually encounter goofs when I get to the B-States

Sometimes I accidentally say, "Benue - Maiduguri"

[quote author=John_316]What a joker. Buhari that has run this country in the only right direction we've ever found ourselves should go and prove himself in Katsina state? We are in trouble in this country with the level of ignorance that is out there.[/quote]Dude, there's nothing wrong about it.

Since when did governorship become demeaning?

Let it also be known that Buhari ran the country as a dictator. Democracy is an entirely different ball game, and if he really does care about the country, he would go out to prove to us how efficient he is at commandeering in a democratic dispension - which is what a stint as the governor of Katsina would provide for him.
Let us see how much of a level-headed leader he is when he has to pass a policy and patiently wait for approval from the lawmakers of Katsina.
Let us see how much of a listening leader he is as well as his ability to handle criticism.

Unless of course you're trying to tell me he values his ego more that he values his dedication to serve the public (whether as president or governor), then that would, infact, make him totally ineligible as a public officer of any kind, and that includes the Presidency.

Unknown Member: Was that really necessary?!

Yes. There's nothing wrong.

He asked if he was from Edo and Esan, so I'm responding that he's from Delta and Igbo.

chingyjant: That man is from Ibusa in Delta state.He should not even near there cause he does not associate with the state.I bet you he can't even win a councillorship election in his Local Government

True, true.
He's only good at sitting in Lagos and howling about change.
I wonder who he really wants to vote for him in his presidential campaign when he's shown zero seriousness in matters that pertain to Delta.

Same should go for Buhari sha.
If he's so great as he wants people to believe, what stops him from first running for the post of Governor of Katsina, make we assess him abilities?

Atleast Rochas is doing it.

joseph1832: I thought Pat Utomi was from Edo State and Esan by tribe?

LOL.
Patrick Utomi is Igbo, from Ibusa in Oshimili North LGA of Delta State.

Wasn't ADC the name of that party Soyinka endorsed; the one that fielded Utomi as its Presidential candidate in 2007?

Here's a thread created in 2007 to support Utomi; and in it, you'll find the party logo

Patrick Utomi stands a better chance than he does; but even that one no wan gree get sense and run for governorship first - Mbanu, he's aiming for presidency - a post you and I know he can never get for now, seeing as he lacks grassroot support.

Utomi as Governor and Keyamo as Deputy (as a launching pad) for make sense... But both men no wan gree see road.

My state is politically cursed, I tell you.

Very unfortunate.
He had a really positive influence on the NCAA.

He will be missed.

The OP celebrates his stupidiity on this thread by thinking Igbos only need oil to survive.

This doofus is also completely unaware of the large quantities of gas found in Imo and Anambra, as well as the decent amount of oil already produced in Imo and Abia, with Anambra recently joining the league.



I was going to give the retarrd an assignment to go check all those oil-producing areas he listed (plus Ogoni) and come back and show us the Dubai they have become with their oyel.

I guess it will make this mooroon sleep better at night by reciting his fairytale to no-one but himself, even though it has long been a fact that no Igbo man sits his black asss on his pavement waiting for proceeds from oil to fall on his laps.

So, biko leave the toad to revel in his dance of idiiocy

Oya, na who be dat baskaard wey dey delete comments sef?

iamswizz: hmm.

Is that ALL you have to say?

Obasanjo's agbada and pose made Jim Carter look like his driver.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Olusegun_Obasanjo_and_Jimmy_Carter-03.jpg

Just nigguhz.

Epic hit!

Remember those Ghanaian retaards in their song "Thank God We're Not a Nigerians" who said, "Always in traditional wear, haven't you heard of Armani Wear?"

Well, Nana boy, haven't you heard of DaKoVa wear?

I just hope it actually has a good storyline with good actors and performances, unlike that piece of shiitt "The Mirror Boy".

ItsModella: Minus the turban, she looks really nice.

I beg to differ.
Infact, I think the turban made her look even more classy and African.

Think Erykah Badu.

Mmmmmmmh

Fried Beans
Mess Dey Smell
Biggie Killed Tupac
Do or Die
Kill or Die
Kiss or Die
Love or Die
Village Love

Pataki: Kidnapping, duping and drug smuggling......you just gotta love this tribe for improving the image of Nigeria!

Money laundering, coup sponsoring, embezzlement, UK fraud rings, record-breaking anaal cocaine storage, ITT fraud, federal office corruption, Police IG corruption...

We just gotta love your tribe for shamelessly crushing the potentials of this country.

I'm sorry, this thread reeks of inferiority complex and cooning.
"White girl". Hurray, I guess that means a god has spoken.

This thread is embarrassing. Shame.

When will you slave mentality nigritos wake up from your cooning?

Must North produce a president?

This team will fail.

Sibrah: Why is the FG interested in Lagos in the first place? How many have they installed in Borno, Yobe or Kano? It must be the Gej/his supporters who are afraid if not you wouldn't be installing CCTVs in Lag when the North is being set on fire by BH.

I really hate to say this, but you need to stop sounding like a bloody illiterate.
Lagos, being Nigeria's most populous city (and therefore a microcosm of Nigeria) is definitely deserving of all the attention it gets, because it is the country's economic capital, cultural centre and entertainment centre.
I'm forced to ask if you actually finished secondary school, but I'll hold that back for now.

Countries and states around the world put in a lot of effort to ensure their largest cities are at top form, even if they're not the seats of government.

USA's capital is the District of Columbia, but she invests heavily in New York City, Los Angeles and Chicago. Likewise South Africa which invests heavily in Johannesburg.

I've had it with people on this forum coming out to speak with absolutely nothing upstairs, but just trying to boost their post count. It's embarrassing.

This comes as no surprise to me.
It was the same way Aregbesola tried to claim the Federal Government Power project as his own, and even called it "O-Power", until his nyash got torn open.
Read the thread. It was very entertaining. And Beaf, as usual, did not disappoint

Osun Flags Off O-Power?

I swear, if oyibo wan dull for you eh, e go dull sotay you go begin dey wonder whether im get brain at all.

Here's a story about a British dumbass who got used and dumped twice by the same Kenyan woman after he secured visas for herself and her daughter. The old man plans to marry another Kenyan now:

Gullible Groom Duped Twice By Kenyan Plans To Marry Again

Happy Birthday to Nairaland.

I wish you more years of Tonto Dikeh's meaningless pictures, more years of Chika Ike's tweets, and many more years of Mekus, Willy-Willy, Negro-Nutsack, Texcee, ACN Retaards and PDP Laptops.

Iseeeeeee!