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Uche's surname "Jombo" gives me an ereection because it reminds me of two gigantic booobies bouncing against each other and producing a reverberating sound.

That's very sad.

[quote author=Seun.A.Plonker]Initiated of what? Lol.[/quote]https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkyh0eq9n1qf5b39.jpg

[quote author=Seun.A.Plonker]Yea, this is what the world wants to see. Immoralities! Kanye is an agent and he's working hard.

I do listen to his songs for the sake of listening though! [/quote]Then you are getting slowly initiated

Afam4eva: Pls where did you see "club" in the title of this thread? You miss road ni?

The guy is the reaseon we have lots of generic lyrically empty songs like "Fokasibe".

Na everything go be "Club Banger" to you?

LAST!

(Please turn over to the next page)

Kola Boof's face is the reason grocery bags were invented.

Omo, I'd still smash the phuck out of her... With the bag over her head of course.

Bombaclott!!!

I'm sure all these killings were also done with Okada.

When you refuse to tackle the real issue (the cancer of cultism killing the university) and choose to focus instead on trivialities to justify your policies, then your stupiidity is exposed to the whole world.

The guys at Stormfront.com are dying of rage

I eat Cabin biscuits and a bottle of Sprite when in a hurry...

Just like the sun lights up the earth
you light up my life
the only one I've ever seen with a smile so bright
feels like just yesterday
you came around my way
changed my whole scenery
with your astonishing beauty...

***

I like beyonce
I like Rihanna
I like Geneveive
and Nadia Buari
and Clifford Orjiiii

Mtscheeeeeeew!

African Queen was the song that put Nigeria on the phucking map of world music, earned us our very first MTV Music Award, was featured in a Hollywood flick (the first of its kind at the time), and flagged off Nigeria's dominance of Africa in the entertainment industry, as well as her unstoppable rise on the World Stage.

Barack Obama and Isa Yuguda who get sense pass?

obowunmi: "his father was tampering with his destiny" ooo ga!

How about you are a lazy phuck!

LMFAO!

Tolexander: this aren't funny and interesting at all. Drop it!

Dude, I'm not the one who made the story! You should ask the LASG. They've been using it as reason to justify the okada ban.

kandiikane: Lol, I did? please remind me with a picture.

Never said he was ugly. I mean in the end it depends on individuals. To me he's ok, to some he's handsome.

Don't lie! If this guy approaches you in real life, you go melt one time!

Girls too dey form sha

So Kandi, I see you have a bit of a gurrl-crush on my Isoken (girl on my profile)? Hmmmmmm?

pleep: Lol Nairaland is a fuckin joke, i can tell you as an unbaised straight male that the guy in the pic looks better than at least 85% of men in Nigeria.

That alone is from the fact that he doesn't have yellow eyes.

This whole thread was full of ugly insecure women, and hating bytch-made dudes with teenage girl mentalities. Poster, didn't i tell that if you post your picture here everyone will say your ugly? Its the natural reaction.

The majority of people on this site are insecure and when they see someone who is arrogant like this it bothers them.... The ladies are all in their mid 40's and most of the men haven't had a date in years. Most Nairalanders are social rejects and are beyond ugly, trust me... these ppl are root ugly

Thank you!

Adulthood is handsome, IMHO.

[quote author=tpia@]recruiting her or something?

isnt that the same way he claimed to be dating genevieve.

https://www.nairaland.com/573420/genevieve-nnaji-confirms-she-dating

https://www.nairaland.com/410568/genevieve-nnaji-girlfriend-shes-everything[/quote]Let's not forget he also once claimed to be dating Ikechukwu's girlfriend until she came out and publicly put him and his empty lies to shame

You have to understand the Kokomaster's album is about to drop, and he needs all the publicity he can get.

All na marketing strategy

[quote author=Okija_juju]Rochas is still a clown... # Nuff Said...






How will those 8 units of 16 storey towers affect the life of that woman who he bought roadside corn from?! revoke contracts that were awarded to under qualified contractors in the name of 'ima mmadu'. What about the monies paid to the contractors? He is busy painting roads in Owerri, building street gates and putting up sign boards all over the place.

Did you know that In Owerri, for every 5 highway billboards you see, 3.5 has Rochas on it.

He is looking for schools to renovate, I think it's time for me to put up the pictures of the state of Public schools in IMO State, taken from a Job research I and my colleague did. I will scan my laptop for the photos tomorrow.


@Afam; Hurry and join the side of light and truth o!

Rochas is the more you hear, the less you see..[/quote]It will affect the woman he bought corns from, because the towers will act as shades against the sun for her as she roasts her corn.

@Ikengawo's 2nd Post:

I still don't understand why our leaders are dumb enough to want to celebrate the 100 year anniversary of the day our cultural land boundaries were disregarded by a melanin-deficient piglet bastaarrd who came to set rules on a land that neither belonged to his bastaarrd father nor his country.

REALITY101: Does it matter?

There can never be too much asss.

tomakint: Some people just want to come and 'die' in Lagos when actually what they are travelling down to look for in Lagos is right there where they were if only they can take a deeper look! Eko o ni baje o, o baje ti

But in the case of the people in the article sha, they're actually being chased from their homes.
As in, their village gon gon.
They're indigenes

ROSSIKE: Rubbish.

Maybe you've failed to check, but the overwhelming majority of Africans today actually worship your white imported gods, courtesy of foreign invasion and colonialism, as opposed to 'sacrificing to deities', so maybe you should check with Jesus, Mohammed and co for the source of their troubles. Leave the African deities out of it.

What the hell is this?

*checks Rossike's temperature*

REALITY101: Hello folks! My girlfriend just went from 135Ibs to 140Ibs which is a big problem for me. I am a straight up guy who love saying it the way it is but seems she get emotional whenever I tell her about adding a few pound(s)

Now how can I tell her about it without hurting her feelings? I love her but I don't need all that extra meat, if I need more meat I know my way to Ralph's, Bristol farm Kroger and whole food is there for it.

But here's the important question I'm going to ask you: Did she add the 5lbs in the abdomen or in the bootay?

youmour: Try growing a beard,it worked for me..goodluck

Me too!

Tolexander: are you kidding?
Seems you have a personal dictionary of yours that gave you that definition of truth.
Did what you just typed make sense to you if you are serious with it.

It is the truth! It was an okada man's fault
This is one of the reasons Okada should be banned.
Eko oni baje oooooooo!

It's a lie.

He was killed because of commercial motorcyclists.

The killers, on that fateful day, flagged down an Okada man and asked him how much it would cost to get to the LASU front gate. After an agreement, they hopped aboard and the motorcyclist took them to their destination.
As soon as they got there, they pulled their weapons, gunned down Damoche, hopped back onto the Okada, with the very fearless evil demonic okada man (who saw the gory act and was still faithfully waiting) driving them back to their destination.

This is the truth and nothing but the truth.

She looks like a lesbiian Winona Ryder now

A real man should always tower over his woman, even when she's on heels.
That's why it's great to be a 6'1" like me with a 5'4" babe.

Clap for me naa!

*crickets*