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ogugua88: [size=13pt]You think? It looks so odd... and for $150 a pair? I'd have to pass. That's expensive foolishness lol.[/size]

You should go tell that to the users of those 'Beats By Dre' headphones.

"Protectors of the Earth" - Two Steps From Hell

Bawss1: Nope, my initials are N.R.E

Ahh, okay then.
Cool, cool.

Sloppy seconds... Eeeeeuwwwwwwww!

That party's the 'bomb'!

Her asss is not good enough for my tastes.
This is an anorexic looking booty right here.

The kinda nyashes I like on my woman is the type that's so big that, when we go out to the club, I can use it as a table where I can keep my beer... While she's standing.

Picture the epicness.

Mehn, that man is a real olodo. Very dull!

Dem give you sandals, you wear.
Dem give you bag, you carry.
Dem give you bomb, you wear.
Dem give you gonorrhea, you carry.

Mad Cow: Nwokem, why are you making this matter personal na?!




Ngwa, inbox me her pin, let me verify her allocations..

If I had this woman's PIN, I wouldn't be in this country! Na Kampala I for dey.

She's a 40 year old cougar MILF who likes riding the living daylights out of 26 year old boys.
It's only unfortunate she's in Uganda

andyanders: Listen guys, all these shapes you are looking at, when she removes those dress she got on, you will see stretch marks all over and the bombom go get stretch marks. bosom will have stretch marks.

Cloths covers so many things for body. These shapes you are looking at is not the way they look inside.
You can only access the beauty of a woman when she is naked. Let us forget this so called face and cloths. There are ladies with great physic and structure and their faces are not all that sharp but great body.
Most of these ladies, by the time they remove their brazier, you will see how their bosom will drop like 20 feet slippers.

I find nyash stretchmarks and cellulite enticing... They make me want to bite the nyash.

Weird huh?

Mad Cow: This is what you have been raised to believe an African woman is supposed to look like..

African women are not Fat Cows..







Yet! Nobody wants to marry a 200 Litre woman as a wife..

African women are lazy!! Fat is unhealthy.. Use the gym!!

Guy! Leave dis thing wey you dey form here. I'm telling you if the "200 litres" are 'allocated' in the right proportion to the right areas, then nothing stops me from hitting that, AND wifing that!

Oya, I want you to lie through your teeth and tell me you wouldn't want to smash this:

https://t.b5z.net/i/u/2001091/i/buttwinner.JPG

Mercy Johnson go sweet for dogggy sha.
God help me.

LOL! Jonathan is the first from the left

I like fried plantains.

Seriously, how did I end up here?

chino11: No no no. Am not posting anything now yet, still following the thread until I hear the whistle blast.

How is practice in Abuja? Will be in Abuja during Easter for a wedding with my family.

Save for the nightmarish temperature, Abuja is good. Boring to many, but tranquil to me. Atleast the city helps me work with a sane mind and no distractions.

You'll be visiting on Easter? Happy for you sha.
Got nothing in the horizon as far as vacations go, aside visiting Ndokwa on the Easter to rub shoulders and drink palmwine with some octogenarians

chino11: What is your point?

That this isn't the main thread yet... Incase you wanted to post the pictures here.

yemi313: I posted this weeks ago. It didnt make the front page. Im sure you saw it, but you just hated anything connected with this guy...

https://www.nairaland.com/1194495/little-governor-fashola-achievement-within

Anyways, I know you still wont move it to frontpage. I hope you enjoy your hate

Well, you can copy and paste those pictures on the day of the exercise.
Also... Seun, Mukina and Semid4Lyfe are the ones with the power to modify the frontpage; not OAM4J, Afam and co.

chino11: Of course you know where I will be reporting from. But before we start let me spend sometime with my lovely wife and my little boy as am just stepping into the house right away..

It's not on this thread. This is just for volunteers.
Afam will open the real thread proper.

@Afam, biko, be sure to give a warning 24hours before you commence o!

Oh, and also sticky the thread.

Bawss1: 2 pages and not a single picture. lol

No, it'll happen on another thread. This is just for volunteers to sign up.

Oh, by the way... There's something I'd like to ask you, Bawss, and I promise to keep this between us.
It's a coded question... Are your initials "E.O-U."? Or rather... "C.O-U."? (which of course, both mean the same thing)

If they are, I'm sure you already understand what I mean.
But if they ain't, then no wahala.

Richfella is a cuckold in the making.
Goodluck bro... You'll need all of it.

This girl get fashion sense at all?
How can you, as a lady, wear pants to a movie premiere?

I thought magnificent, long-flowing, pearl-drenched gowns would have made a better statement.

His eyes now look like the type you see on Japanese anime cartoons.

I like yoghurt...

vanstanzy: An eyewitness who could not fathom how and where the fire started in the one-storey building, confirmed that it started around 4am. He said the couple’s bodies were found inside their bathroom, clinging unto each other.

Fire was gutting the building and they had no way of escape, or made no attempt to escape. How mysterious!

But come to think of it, should this be in the "Politics Section"??

Na Politics section get high traffic so people just post there with hopes it makes front page.

Ejine - Delta, Imo
Meaning: I am Ejine from Delta, and I shall report for Imo.

But na starting tomorrow oh abeg.

I gotta say, from the outside, those buildings at One Hyde Park look ugly as phuck.
Na when you now come step inside you go faint.

I saw it on a documentary once.

berem: Op sounds like Insincere 9gerian. they surely know how to whine.

But OP has been here since '07, and was never into all of that in the beginning.

I think the account is legit.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]More like seun come phock me. What an ugly looking attention seeking ashee.[/quote] You're such a pretender!
Look at her profile picture once again and come swear to us you wouldn't hit that.

Kamanda: Op needs a Hard,Hot Rod

And I'm definitely the man for the job!