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Jesus Christ. Not even Lagos made it... I don't understand.

Nigeria's statistics are always bloody inconsistent.

TARABA? Solvent?
*scratches head*

Jonathan took one look at him, tapped him on the back and said, "I forgive you my son. Now, go get that asss."

http://www.bigbrothernigeria.com is dead.
It died in 2010

oyb: Enters rossik/sincerengerian/lastpope mode -

Who is bill gates sef . He is just a huckster.he made his money selling a rubbish OS. We don't need his peanuts. Who does he think he is. We can get donations from steve jobs whose company is far more successful.


Exits sycophant mode

Good luck to those poor sods in benue. Your hiv treatments are now fully in the hands of the thieves at the top

No - Bill Gates' field of interest is Polio, not HIV.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]As terrifying as this news is, it was something else that caught my eye. How can the rising number of AIDS be partly attributed to a rising number of youths becoming homosexuals? I fail to see how that mention is remotely relevant. HIV/AIDS is not a "gay disease". Homosexual or not, Nigerians have unsafe intercourse. Even if the number of homosexuals in Nigeria went down, the rate of HIV/AIDS contraction will continue to rise until more people are monogamous and use condoms, which is currently the ONLY contraceptive that can prevent HIV/AIDS if used regularly and properly (excluding abstinence).[/size]

AIDS once used to be called GRIDS (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome) so maybe they're trying to use that yeye argument

Emyo: To bring Democracy to all ends and NUT.

I'm sorry, on whose face are you NUTTING exactly?

BarryX: Let me be not be hypocritical about this, Sincerely I don't care .Thank you! If I want to follow the crowd RIP. Don't really know how that will change anything though!

You shouldn't have opened the thread, read the comments and posted your own then

Topic: R.I.P

victorazy: Believe or leave it "IGBO PPL ARE D BEST" until Igbo man rule in every aspect of this country, nothing will move wela (I fear those people).

Bros, chillax naa. It hasn't gotten to that

[quote author=bbpreye.]That crowd was not for psquare! It was for one of their main acts in malawi! Psquare were just supporting acts! I was there that day, if you think am lying you know who to ask.. **points finger up***[/quote]Bros, that crowd WAS for P-Square. I know about the event, and they were the main acts.

If I'm to be honest with you, I doubt D'Banj could command this type of crowd in Malawi.
#RawTruth

These guys tour Tanzania and drown in the crowd; while M.I visits Owerri and nobody feels his shiiit unless he has eLDee around to save the day.

Let's be honest - No other African act can do it like they do.

The second I saw the title on the frontpage, I knew it had to be Akwa Ibom.

It's unfortunate this brand of Christianity holds sway over there.
Very unfortunate

trolling: people like usher,eddie murphy,samuel l jackson,quincy jones,jamie fox etc all have women but thy are on the down-low so wat r u talking about,that is just a front jare

Kindly respect yourself and remove Samuel L Jackson's name from that list.

If you have no respect for your father, blame that on your situation and upbringing; but do not use the internet to insult the name of a well-respected grown man old enough to be your daddy and grandfather simply because you live a failed life.

It is totally childish and embarrassing seeing a nobody like you run to the internet to talk shiiit about a man you don't even know, have never met and will never meet.

[quote author=Ebestsms.com]I will not alter a word untill I hear from the Oga at the top.[/quote]https://www.1976ad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Say-Waat-1-290x290.jpg

If you chase woman, dem go call you shameless womanizer.

If you decide to respect yourself, dem go call you homo.

You just CAN'T ever win when you're in the spotlight

LMAO!

From the comments mehn, I've come to realize there's nothing Uti can ever do to avoid being called gay.

Even if he posts a close shot of himself jizzzing straight into a girl's vah-jay-jay, he's STILL going to be called gay

That doesn't mean I think he is gay.

I just think at this point, dude should just forget about what people think and live his life in peace, get married and raise his kids. He's got the cash afterall.

Phew!

So many hidden posts

Mods, please put this on the front page. I never knew Obama had a "Food-Taster"

Right-Wingers Blast President Obama For Having Food-Taster

Make our dear Oga At The Top no hear dis one oh... Otherwise, in addition to a 1 billion naira annual food budget, im go now come get "Stockings washer", "handkerchief supplier", hell, even Butttocks Cleaner sef go join

Guys, please help me expand this. I'm on a phone:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/right-wingers-bash-president-obama-for-having-food-taster-like-ronald-reagan-did/

A lot of black women suffer from severe low self-esteem and hypocrisy.
Shouting "Black is Beautiful" while carrying the hair of other races of women on their heads.

It's unfortunate.

The Body Magic she has on is actually visible in her abdominal area.

She's still facially alright.

And she got asss for days.

jmaine: The ediot deserves stern lashes of barbed koboko on his ear lobes for confidently exhibiting Chronic stvpidity . . .

I swear, I weak for some Nairalanders.
With the nonsense some of them post, it makes me wonder if they actually are contributing to the thread or just trying to boost their post counts

addey: You get time to type all this nonsense I think you deserve a GCFR ( Grand comedian of the Federal Republic )

You were too dull to see it was a news article he posted.

I think you deserve GRIN (Goddamned Resident Idiiot of Nairaland)

htajz: though am a PDP member, am already in love with this party , dont mind supporting them sef they are the true opposition to my party at least we will be sure if we loose one day we will be loosing to fresh stock of nigerians and not wasted politicians, coup plotters, religious extremist, political prostitutes and ethnic warlords.

You nailed it!

Imagine the so-called Merger party housing that criminal Achike Udenwa.
Yet those mooroons want to spray deodorant on pig feces and try to pass it off as chocolate to us.
Their plan don fail yakata

O boy, de people wey plan dis thing plan am well well oh!

Now the Merger party is standing by the sidelines, outsmarted, defeated, humiliated and totally helpless

Dis is why you shouldn't bark when you ain't done shiiit.
The so-called merger guys already started celebrating their new name without actually registering it first.
They were busy touring Borno for PR sake, while MORE INTELLIGENT political players already knew how to checkmate them.

First they were fighting over logos; now its the name itself.
These dullards ain't got nothing else in their manisfesto besides "Unseating PDP".

Now see as dem don finish dem now.
Buhari, Tinubu, Rochas, Fashola and co are looking dumb as hell now

@IboShooter: It would be cooler if you used Shymexx' ugly asss as your DP so the mods won't be able to delete it.
That way, you'd be able to simply link people to your profile page and that loser Shymexx would forever be exposed.

That's an awesome suggestion, even if I say so

@Sincere9gerian: We need some more pictures up in this btchh.

Ivynwa: Facebook "likes" says a lot about a person same way one can deduct some bit of personality type from what people write in some posts in nairaland.

My facebook likes are mostly of my favorite musicians, inspirationals, music studios, WWE. These I like very much.

A woman watching Pro Wrestling?!

From this info alone, I can deduce you wear baggy shorts and listen to rap music.
True or false?