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Salmoneus: Just visit my site babes (www.blackspittle.com), I created everything there.

Bros... I got this from your site:

https://www.blackspittle.com/uploads/1/4/4/2/14421910/8904321_orig.jpg

These caricatures, I really don't know what to call sha...

Your "Don Jazzy" looks more like Dr Dre

Your 'Omotola' looks like Kerry Washington

Your "Genevieve" looks more like Grace Jones

and your 'DBanj'? OMG

But hey, atleast the Ruggedman and 9ice caricatures are on point

redsun: Blacks. Ignorant everywhere,even in heaven I know they will still be. There are still gonna be ghettos there for the deprived.

You really think it was done by a black dude?

#BigBootyForLife

That's my preference any day.
Oluchi and Agbani are cute, yeah, I'll tell 'em when I see 'em, but if I want a wife, she's got to have them cakes like a wild horse

They may be beautiful (with Agbani looking like an ebony Cameron Diaz), but they are nothing compared to my girlfriend:

mumumugu: Better than siasia team that couldnt qualify us for nation cup

STOP mentioning Siasia for God's sake! Was he not the SAME guy who made us deliver a 4-1 THRASHING to Argentina? How quick are we to forget this?
Was he the one who made us lose in Guinea, or was it not Eguavoen?

Victor Moses!

Oh, by the way, Victor Moses really made Mikel look like a fool tonight.

Thank goodness they didn't let the overrated Mikel take any of those shots. That guy is cancer in the name of football.

2 penalties is not how you should be winning against a team that is the lowest ranked in the tournament. What a sad team.

I officially disown this team.

I'm now rooting for Cape Verde.

Please, these our guys don't even deserve a flight home after this match. Just arrange a crate of minerals, some Cabin biscuits and okada transport fare for them.

Useless team.

I think Keshi should try spare parts business. This man knows nothing about coaching.

tarryT: Super Eagles will shut doubters up today.....

You're right - They'll erase whatever doubts we had left regarding their incompetence.

13volts: When an igbo coach select only his ethnic group in a national team. This is more like Biafra National team

Super Eagle or Super Igbos?

We heard you the first time.
Shut the phuck up already.

Jarus: Bros, I don give up. SE case pass coach

I swear, I dey beef all of una join.
Next thing now be say NFF don begin dey ey "foreign coach" like that's where the problem is.

Make all of una better buckle up and get ready for Berti Vogts 2.0, cuz our crisis is far from over.

Jarus, I hope you're happy?
Cuz I remember 2 years ago, you wanted Siasia out.
You don finally get your wish na... How you like am so far?

Honeric01 nko, I dey hail join.

Hope you guys are loving this game.

Nansense.

RedReact: Enyimba, 3SC and heartland can't be playing like this. Let's play draw and let the more serious team qualify. We're not focused or passionate at all.

Dude? Heartland and Rangers rank as Nigeria's best! It's an insult to even mention them alongside these clueless Eagles.

Hell, even the teenage boys from my Catholic diocese are better than these spastics!

Naija, how market?
I hope you're happy with the rubbish you're getting now?

If we had allowed Samson Siasia to build this team the way he was setting it up, we wouldn't be crapping our pants now.

Also remember that under Siasia, we never actually lost a match (the one we lost to Guinea was on Eguavoen's watch).
I hope say una happy with this useless team filled with tactless, vainglorious foreign-based clowns.

Wait oh, but make I ask... How come, in every Super Eagles match for this tournament so far, there has to be one 'stand-out mooron' or the other?

In our first match it was Yobo.
In our second match it was Musa.
And now in this third match again, it is Echiejile?

Did this clueless avocado-headed Keshi even train these guys?

The movement's ON POINT!

LMFAO!
This should be a cold wake up call to some of my Igbo brothers who desperately try to claim relationship with these hypocritical racists to validate their own existence. Some even claim Japanese ancestry now.

Lesson to learn? "Black man, you're on your own."

Mehn, I'm more worried about the Okada man's face o, cuz dude looks like he's about to raappe someone.
Infact, I'm actually scared for the Policeman.

I'm just going to say this, but if Nigeria doesn't end up beating Ethiopia with atleast 5-0 tomorrow, I swear I'll shiiit my pants in anger!

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True African mama!

She's hot sha, but she still doesn't hold a candle to my beloved Julie Kaka in the booty department.

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https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bfurLz1G1rbxrqao1_r2_500.jpg

https://lh4.ggpht.com/-AoQXS-QVNMs/UHQXdtDpU8I/AAAAAAAAACw/HKXHwKo7cYo/5a7213f6ae511536e93c74f8e0cccfda.jpeg

N'akwa echeki.

And why the hell did they airbrush the cellulite on her laps?
Were we ever complaining?
I love my women with some lovely cellulite craters on the booty and thighs.

Am I weird for this?

Just look at all the powder she applied on her face!
And is it me or does she look like MR BEAN in that first pic?

Anyhoo, them laps are looking delicious. She has the body of my ideal African woman.

Oh, and one more thing...
This track proves Sarkodie is a much better rapper than MI #ColdTruth

What the PHUCK is this TRASH!!!?

I'm yet to recover from yesterday after watching that hideously ugly, overstuffed film called "Movie 43", only for me to come meet a terribly hideous, revolting trash song like this!!!

And did I hear Mercy Johnson say "can't you see I'm married" or was it just my ears deceiving me?

Sarkodie was the only saving grace to this monstrosity of a song.
Had this been Atlanta, this song alone would be enough to end MI's career and prevent him from ever touching a mic again.
And don't even get me started on that useless guy Wizkid! What was that all about?

Now I'm wishing I had that blue pill from The Matrix, so I would take it this instant and completely erase every memory of this horrible brain-bleaching song from my system!

Ah well... It was fun while it lasted

In the City of New York, it is illegal to greet your fellow man by putting one thumb in your nostril and wiggling your other fingers.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york

Now I see why so many would love to rig themselves into office.
With a hall as majestic as that, who wouldn't?!