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For goodness sake, it is MAVIN, moorons!!! MAVIN!
Are you people so goddamned DULL?

Just like in Big Brother 4 when people kept calling the Naija dude KeLvin instead of just KEVIN! Did he beg you to add the extra letter to his name?

It's been a whole year already. The intellectual laziness is sickening.

I made a promise to myself that as soon as I get married, I would never step foot into Imo again, so I don't end up cheating.

Akshow: Still on this matter? Ayo has moved on and marry. Baba Aaliyah stop lusting after somebody's wife

Are you talking about the same marriage she ran away from?
Dude, she has divorced the man, Goriola Hassan.

"My Marriage Could Have Killed Me" - Ayo Adesanya
http://www.naijarules.com/vb/nollywood-movie-stars/34611-my-marriage-could-have-killed-me-ayo-adesanya.html

equily: Plz dis is naija nt Sodom n gomorah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woe Betide YOU 'GAY'............get ur ax out of naija

Please shut it, you bible-thumping hypocrite. If you're going to spend your miserable life consumed over someone else's sex life, why don't you hand him your daughters to ravish?

This reminds me of the hypocrites who came on the pages of newspapers to crucify Anita Hogan over the explicit pictures she exchanged with HER FIANCE (now husband)!!!
Why the phuck are people so backward and hypocritical?
These are the same people who go out at night to patronize roadside prostiitutes and EVEN underage girls!

Mark my words, na you God go first punish before even punishing the so-called gays.

Idiiot!

Even till today, I still don't get why one should even be offended over who someone else is phucking.

Benue biko!

yyb14: ok

I bet you think you're funny, retarrd.

Time hasn't been too kind on the second guy from the left. Infact, na im age pass.

It's also interesting to note that when they started out, the location was a spacious area with the visible hills at the back - but as time passed, the place evolved to a beautiful garden with trees behind them.

I should really try this with my brothers. I'm just 25. It's not too late.

12 years!!?

Omo, betta go find work as a herbalist.

semid4lyfe: Hmm, passed up on downloading the movie when I first saw it online late last year but seeing that Oscar nomination thread and this one last night, I immediately downloaded it. . .yet to watch it sha.

Checked IMDB and it has a rating of 7.5 but I still can't help feeling the movie is dry Maybe it's cos of the dull movie jacket and the somewhat uninteresting synopsis

Well, IMDB ratings have misled me many times but I'll watch it and form my opinion of the movie and the girl's acting

And how exactly is THAT jacket dull? With the color riot wey dey there, wetin else you dey find?

Anyway, it's a known fact she won't win the oscar sha. That award is reserved Bradley Cooper's co-star in 'Silver Linings Playbook' - don't say I told you sha

By the way, I'm shocked to the marrows The Dark Knight Rises didn't recieve a SINGLE nomination! Not even for "Best Sound"! Choi!!

Oh, and Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed again!!! This time, for his role in Django.

Mehn, this whole thing sucks asss!

By the way, in the second picture, the guy in the orange shirt looks like he's about to rraape someone

Ummm... They all look like 'sufferheads'

afam4eva: I know Nkiru is from Abia. I think she was appointed because she won the face of hope which was a charity event organized by Rochas. I'm just curious as to how an Okosun got that position. Like i said, it's not like i see anything wrong with it.

I think I heard someone say 20 percent of the Imo government seat was set aside for non-indigenes, to make them feel at home or something like that.

All na strategy.

afam4eva: Some people will do anything for money. Anyway, he's innocent until proven guilty.

***off topic*** How did an Okosun from Edo state get that position in Imo state. Not that there's anythong wrong with it #justcurious

Nkiru herself is not from Imo. She's from Abia.

Lifestraw is no match for the power of... MAKOKO WATER.

[quote author=money-hungry ]wow!
so incase my drinking water gets finished at midnight, i can use it to drink water from my toilet, drink fuel from my generator or drink kerosene from my stove![/quote]Ride on, bros. Nothing do you.

https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/048/8/4/Head_in_Toilet_by_tarock_asher.jpg

Johnnoah1st: I just bang into dis website now through google and i saw nigeria, and if i may ask pls, where is nigeria? Was is dat village located between north and south pole senetorial district near wasika town before abuka hill,bubasi, in pluto? Or was it dat sea located at south-west equator, beside kamilu town, rosikata, in jupiter? Pls urgent anwser is needed

Who be dis?

Governor on point!!

I think he's directing the VC to go handle the air-conditioned overhead bridge he's building

Duh! It's called "You chop, I chop".

The "First Batch" don chop their own.
Time for the "Second Batch" to also come and chop their own.

My broda, na turn by turn

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Edo
Igbo
Ijaw[/quote]My name is Preston and I endorse this message.

Dygeasy: You can't browse with it

You can't listen to music with it

You can't take pictures with it

You can't record voice or videos with it

Just leave it till it rings and the pick up, how then won't it last a century?

Abeegi

Dude, you can hide this in your car and use it as a car-tracking Lo-Jack instead! Think about it!

ThundrCork: This will be very useful to track your car if stolen: just buy one of these and hide it in a secure spot in your car. it eliminates the fear of "what if the battery dies". The thing make serious sense!

This is very smart! I love this idea!!!

thejurist: I am happy and remain happy. It's a great idea and appreciate the government on this. Also attracting Shoprite into Umuahia has become another milestone to us. Thank you governor TA Orji

Why are you showing us the clocktower? Was it Ochendo who built the clocktower? Idiioot!

kels on point: u dey crase? We dey china?

Bruvah, I'm not saying we should ape it to look like the Chinese style of architecture - not at all.
Um tawkin' about the sheer scale of this thing! The floors, the ambition and the uniqueness of this goddamned thing!

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3773195664_5a78b0ef45.jpg

Just look at this!

Wanna bet the so-called Ubani won't even have a fucckkiing street lamp?
That craaap just looks like a fucckkiing farm room where you store your shovels, hoes, rakes, machetes n' shhiit.
It's not fit to be called a fucckking kiosk!

Nigerian architecture in general is so mediocre, ugly, and uninspiring! Just like the craappy no-sidewalk-having roads these dumb governors enjoy building, where you'll have to do a long jump over a gigantic, mosquito larvae-filled gutter to get to the other side.

What a shame!

That market looks mediocre and cheap as hell.

This is what a real market should look like

https://www.bartellonline.com/shanghai/yuyuan_market-zigzag.jpg

This is why I rank Facebook as the most idiiotic social network on Earth.
You can just report a random user as an impersonator and, WITHOUT PROOF, bam! The user's account is suspended. And for the person to log back in, he/she would have to scan his/her international passport to the idiiotss.

What a stuppiid site run by mouth-breathing retaarrdss!

O boy, no let Boko Haram hear am for your mouth.

O boy, this one na local scamming autonomy.
I wonder who would be stoopiid enough to fall for this quick scam.

She does, especially when horrny. She then proceeds to text me a pic of herself in a miniskirt and no panties underneath

The tot looks a bit premature

All the same, congratulations to the lovely couple