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Ejisz: One Kg of feather and one Kg of metal
which one is heavier Answers please

Both of them are heavier in their own way. I hope you understand

Where's the one for Burkinabes?

THE MAFIA GODFATHER AND GUIDO

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not
have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his
lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried under the shed behind my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."


......you know what happened.

Emmyk: ??

just add "in my a$$" to "??"

Joystick poem 2(Written by Big Vajina for Bin Gee)

"Oh, pe-ni$, you look so good
When you poke me with your morning wood
I'd love to give you a nice, wet lick
On your juicy mushroom tip
Oh, pe-ni$, please will you penetrate my walls?...
...and punish my taint with your smacking balls?
Oh, pe-ni$, please do say yes
When I ask you to blow your load on my chest
Oh, pe-ni$, please rub my clity
You amazing, hard, throbbing dic.k!

swtchicgurl: yea, i'm good. trust you're great too? how family?

Everyone's fine here.

@Mr. T, much respect sir!

swtchicgurl: eke

Hi Swt how are you? Damn long.

Ok folks, greetings here. The rules for this game are simple but you must be sincere.

Rules

1. Write the title of the last song you listened to

2. Append 'in my a$$ to it"

3. Say it out loud

4. Type it here

5. Ask your friend or anyone close by the last song they listened to and let them append 'in my a$$ to it'

6. Great way to relax your nerves.



I Begin with mine

I love you baby in my a$$

bin gbagbo: doing great, eke hav e u been discharged? lol

Local pot calling plate black. SMH!

Hope you're taking your drugs, because the next time you're admitted it'll take a really long time before you get discharged.

^^hi Mr. Bin Gee, how's life? Long time...

Bunmi an adventurous young man was embarking on a long trip, decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the
underwear & gives the key to his best friend Bin Gee, saying: 'If i don't come back in 10 years, set
her free'.

Bunmi was only 30 mins into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind
him, he pulls over. It was Bin chasing after him with a bike.

'What's wrong?' he asked. Bin, still clearing the dust from his nostrils, replies:
'You gave me the wrong key!

OK peeps, I never insulted anyone, and will not. Am like every other person in here -we make mistakes and we need corrections. I too have learned a lot from the nice buddies on board NL airways or is it waterways? Have no hatchet please.

Having lost touch with *&^%$*# for a while, I was pleased to have seen this thread. Though rarely comment but do read along as time permits. Enough!! https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen053.gif


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Martowskin: i no get word 4 u, may be u ar blind, check again n c d combinations[pigeon english write up] ITK(I Too know) must u quote me, buzy bdy, atleast i wrote rubbish, write make we read. English teacher correct me. Learn to mind ur biz able graduate.

It's ok, I will correct you because I know all (according to you)

The singular form of data is datum or better still leave it at data. And the plural is simply data not datas. If you don't want me to mind your business, create your own forum and I'll never take my 4kin ar$e in there. Pigeon or chicken English does not qualify you to slaughter English.

Martowskin: Somtimes i feel like shouting. In dis INFO. TECH age skuls in 9ja cant stil kip nd maintn datas. Dats 1 reason i love UNIBEN, though i didnt skul there. i dread their strenght in INFO TECH, d 1st nigeria university nd if am nt mistakin d only university in nigeria dat has pattnership with GOOGLE. Dey dnt cry 4 minor issues such as JAMB REG NO. Like my dept(information technology) i wont say my skul, we hav student record management system(software) done by previous student nd upgraded by graduatin student every yr, dat handle all datas relating to students of d department, no body wil eva ask u 4 ur details in dat dpt. Just ur matric. Number, ur whole history( results, fees payment etc) appear in front of u. Until nigeria universities undastnd d "POWER OF INFO.TECH." we ar goin no where. @ outrage: everytin happen 4 a reason, if u cant make it, relax. There is no difference bw march nd june. Bt u av to try. @every body, i throw salute o, notin dey happen batch A 2013. On d way, @eziaroh, oboy dis ur name hard to spel o, i beg no vex if i mistake, i greet u, my only kind(warriboy.com) in d building. instead of bad tin to happen make rainfall

The kind of grammar Nigerian graduate of Info. Tech would speak. It's a shame

@Himkers, Val_dubem, please enough of the trash. It's damn derogatory, this place is for fun and nothing more. Please!

Baby mama: Abi o
It should be valentine present now

jhydebaba: Seconded

On Point buddies

Lagusta: Man: is your zobo cold... But in yoruba, it could be translated as "is your pucci cold"

Woman misinterpreted and said "na your great-grandma pucci go cold" that mean say the mama sef jaaasi meeehn!!!

Thanks bro

MOD please lock the thread. The season is over.

chiover: We shd adopt the 9 1 1 formation simply known as packing\parking the bus since mikel is conversant with it cox chelsea uses the style often times

Lmao! Are we playing against Spain?
Anyways I just checked & was reliably told the formation is called 'parking the lorry'

What a formation.

demsid: THIS SPACE IS FOR SALE

And how does it affect the price of garri?

brick field: Team Maiduguri on board... Anybody?

Yea bro, we're together. Hope you're a chemical engineer because am an elect/elect engineer.

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ignis: I don't get what you mean by 'idleness'.

it means d*ck idleness. Hope you got it. Now answer the question.

ok, this one may sound silly, I don't mind. Is there provision for married Corpers in camp?
Not everyone can endure three weeks of idleness especially when it's official.

Aha! Lest I forget. Sandy, thanks. I don't want to over flog it though. You saved some lives.

Am good Suto and hope you are too.

Are you a learner?

Please go back where you belong. Thank you.

PretiEbony:

What have I done to you?
Or are you a man?

Who opened the yaba left ward J gate for the man above me? We've had relative peace in here until now

ok, so am expected to serve this "God forsaken country" SMH.

Please how do I go about choosing where to serve. who got link to a reliable person in Abj? Pls PM me.

larride: Eke don turn better person ooo

Dumba$$ 1

PretiEbony: Hin bin dey eye dat girl tetey...

Dumba$$ 2

good attempt, next time try a different style.