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I was having a discussion with my wife last night and I got convinced that a Nigerian if not me or a close family member will soon walk on the sun. Below is a snippet of our conversation.

Me: Babe, I was just thinking and you know it's going to be crazy that humans have visited the moon, mars, and other planets, but nobody is talking of visiting the sun. Humans can be so stupid not to be thinking along those lines.

Babe: Yeah, that's true. These scientists can be really stupid not to think of it. But it's really hot over there.

Me: I know but, we've come a long way with technology that we can maybe get clothes with enough power to produce enough cold to prevent sun burns. Maybe something close to Wenger's(am an Arsenal fan though) winter jacket.

Babe: That'll may not exactly work. The sun is very hot.
{after a while}
Me: O!(excited) I got an idea. How about visiting in winter when probably the temperature is around 30[sup]0[/sup ]Celsius?

Babe: Wow! You're a genius. Never thought of that. Additionally, it would make further sense visiting at night. The temperature would even drop further.

Me: Yay! That's it. We are just a few inches from being famous. Our drawback now is funding our trip.

Babe: True. Our resources put together can't fund it. Humans can be so stupid not to have thought about this. So what do we do?

Me: Source for funds.
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So fellow Nigerians and all well thinking humans we need your contributions in all ramifications(esp. via donations and volunteers who'll want to be remembered as great people after they pass on) so we can achieve this great scientific feat together.

Meanwhile, I miss my old folks, bin, bunmioguns, booqee, suto, homar, etc. Can't remember them all. I remember those good ol' days.

Humans are too complex, when you sandwich their emotions in between their thoughts, barbarism of the dark ages executed with the speed of light is often the result.


It's really sad but worse crimes have been committed both with and outside Nigeria, especially by our political class.


If it's true, thank goodness she's still alive. Lessons gleaned, precautions taken, knowledge acquired, repercussions by the corner. Life goes on.

Please stop condemning her, she knows what she's doing. Those things can be very hot, so the "open roof style" will only help all in the church from experiencing explosion.





Plus it's going to add some spice to the euphoria of the service. If you doubt, ask the pastor.

holadguy:
Aba made plane

Aba people have gone international with their products. WoW!

Am so impressed. Please if you have the details of where to buy one in NZ, let me know.

For the first time in my life, I will spread my most expensive mat from Mecca on this thread. There's meat in this thread.

The story is damn funny, but the ensuing comments are out of this world. If you're on Nairaland, I swear, no dull moments.


Haven gotten that out of my chest, I'd answer some questions raised here.

1. Q: Is that the real pantie?
A: Visit the Igando customary court for the real exhibit. Meanwhile, am sure you don't want to see it, it's the same pantie Mrs. Mongo Park used, it's been amended with tread and needles like anything.

2. Q: Why would the man hold on to the pantie?
A: As already mentioned, good poosie should go with a souvenir.

3. Q: Why will the woman forget the pantie?
A: there are many reasons -the intercourse would have ended abruptly and wearing back the pantie would have caused a dangerous delay, or she was carried away by the sweetness of the show hence she forgot it, or there would have been a challenge- "if you win wear my pantie/boxers home", or like already mentioned the man would be perfuming his nose with it.


4. Q: Why did the magistrate adjourn the case?
A: He's a human too. He's enjoying the funny stories, cross examinations, etc playing out before him. Don't be surprised if he adjourns it again.


5. Q: Why am I doing this?
A: To save Google from unnecessary disturbance, because some people after reading this will go to google and be like "real Taiwo xxxxx pantie+Igando".

Damn! It's like that anyways -reflection of the state of the economy. Mind you many of similar fraudulent acts aren't ever reported in Nigeria.

Getting her is easy. The Nigeria Police should up their game slightly.

Little hint: she's not "working" in isolation. A few "rat baits carelessly" thrown around will nail her and hers.

1. Sublime 2. Webstorm 3. Notepad++

In this order of priority.


Aptana, Atom -> too slow.

@Devguru
Most of the advices given are good but am sure you need the best and you're the only one in position to administer that to yourself.

My two cents(what I'd do, have actually been close to something similar). You need a heart of lion to pull it off. My comments are based on the fact that everything you said is true.

1. Don't be in a hurry to play the recordings to any close family or friend. But let a lawyer & marriage counselor/older male trusted pal (that very reserved one) know.


2. Act like a better person, show her more love. Give her the best out of your present circumstances.

3. Get bugs & secret cameras installed in your house.(if possible)

4. Fake your illness. Lias with a doctor to pretend the second testis is gone.(Make sure it's looking real)

5. "When you're out of hospital", get her phone again and copy out more interesting recordings that would either nail her coffin or resolve your marriage.

It's only an advice, you could glean one or two points from it.

Remember: Don't act in a hurry, be calmer than the devil, and when it's time, roar like an ocean. Talk less, let your evidences speak for you. I don't know exactly how you feel but don't worry so much, this too will pass. People have had worse experiences.

Nice template @dhtml.
@maekhe, sound contributions.

Greetings to all other bosses and bossets.

jidez007:
And who told you laravel doesn't have those?

Laravel is newer, better and more popular than CI. A peek at both projects on github shows Laravel as twice as much stars than Code igniter.

I didn't ask you either. Try reading a poster's statement, understand and comment. Did you notice OP's initial post? Did you also understand my comment?

Am not here to argue what's best or not for you, "different tools for different jobs".

Go with codeigniter boss. ->lightweight ->"bend it"(flexibility) ->less preamble ->well supported & documented ->closest thing to bare PHP

I have a few questions to ask you OP



1. Is this your first PHP script?



2. If the first answer is no, are other scripts working well?



3. What browser(s) are you using?



4. Did you embed your PHP code in html or just plain PHP code?


Try pasting your code here, if you don't mind.

With this level of badness per second in this country, give me half a reason why many won't prefer to die and be relieved of the mess.

Joel3:
everyone knows the Niger Delta Avengers are more professional and enlighten than the military. the most amassing part is that they gave threats and warnings days before carryout each attacked. more like the boko haram. they vail not to take any life but if the military stand on their way. they will have no option than to unleash their ruts on the military.


a thief sent a letter to a community that they are coming on Friday. despite the forewarned they still came the same Friday to carryout the threats successfully. that is the height of professional .

and this shows our military are not equipped with intelligent and technology, this separate attacked has shown they mean and know what they are saying. a sane society this cannot happen.

before the chibok girls were kidnapped the military got the report but what happens?


buhari is making empty threat's he can't dearth with the NDA. I repeat the army and navy are not equipped enough to crush NDA. this guys are not small boys like boko haram fighters. they are light years ahead.

buhari is busy recovering loted funds when will he recovered oil wells that was awarded to northerners?

it's better for him to accept and apologize than doing strong head. otherwise this economy will be crippled to 0. yaradua was wise enough to know this.

we all saw the weapons the militants rendered during amnesty.

I stand with NDA.

Sir, you made it. The food, drink & words I heard today are all rumbling in my system. Incorrigible murderer of Anglais.

Desired domain: royacle.com Email: royacle@icloud.com Mobile: 08025689225
Thanks, am waiting.

Dear friends,

I wish to invite you to this "simple" exciting debate. The topic is "Half education is worse than none".

You can simple state your points for or against.

Why the topic?
A popular saying goes, "half bread is better than none and we all agree. Why is that not applicable to education? Ordinarily if you've covered part of a journey you're better off. Practical examples or real life experiences would be appreciated.

I'd appreciate panel of judges as well

Can the debate start? Yes.

Thanks for being a part in advance.

chimah3:
All white party with No preek in sight!

Boring

Lol, peeps like you will never allow Nland grow cold. You're fantastically gbaski! (Don't ask me I don't know the meaning)

Scammer! Pls run for your life. Spread the message.

Hope the wedding wouldn't be in Dubai!
It appears Chinese products are better these days. So to Seoul we go.

So who are we dealing with now -Charlyboy or Charles Oputa?

Meanwhile, I wouldn't want to be scammed, Nigerians are taking it to the next level these days -I mean scamming.

About your pet python and casket -there isn't anything spectacular about them. So just be a better person if you wish, even with them both.

Please is viagra another name for vitamin G or something?

"These things they're sharing and crying about, there is God o!" -In mama Peace voice.

A moderator should pls assist delete this thread.

Thank you.

Quakertellicus1:
He actually did not make that promise.

He did promise to make the naira on par with the dollar....but he did not say he would INSTANTLY DO IT.

Which are two different things (I know you would chant excuses....so let me explain).

When PMB took over....he did state that he would diversify the economy (So far it is talk...and that leaves me dissapointed somewhat....but you cannot diversify the economy in 10 months....it is a process).

So far...he is talking agric (which does not please me....I prefer industries).

He has also targetted 10000MW by 2019.

All these = increased local manufacturing= less dollar exodus out of Nigeria= Nigerian currency getting stronger again.

(That's his idea).



As for me....

1.I would sack excess civil servants and raise fuel prices,and end educaiton subsides.

2.I would increase taxes and agressively colelct taxes

3.Ban imports of things we can make.

4.Restrict forex to just education, and fuel import.Meanwhile build three refineries.

5.Increase generation to 20000 over 10 years.

6.Promote industries agressively.Forget oil and agric.

So you see....PMB is not aggresive enough for me.

While I must commend you on writing intelligently in your previous posts, I will call you out on a few issues:

I would be glad if you could itemise your "would be line of actions" correctly.

You cannot sack "excess" civil servants overnight. Don't forget you'd have to pay them off, except you have a long list of allegations against them so they could be dismissed and charged to court without payoff. Else sacking them would further plunge the country into imperious dungeon. Why would you raise fuel prices and take out education subsidies?

I think Nigeria is suffering to much because Buhari is pointlessly aggressive and it's obviously taking us to no where. He should learn to talk less and start small. Then be steadily progressive.

Nigeria is experiencing all the bad things now. And he's not taking that into consideration. I expected so much from him. Even if am not a politician, he has failed, so far. If he has a drawing board let him quickly go back to it, with more sensible thinkers.

There was something he started with Central bank that I loved and suddenly he stopped it, that is, stopping banks from selling forex to customers. I don't understand why foreign currencies should be a legal tender in a country as big as Nigeria. Let Nigerians be concerned about Naira and let the others take care of themselves. Let Nigerians own only Naira accounts and if they have good reason(s) to pay in other currencies, the banks should work that out. If that is done, Naira would gain lots of lost grounds. That is one thing that can help the economy. It would also help check corrupt leaders. Then the economy can start recuperating.

He should have worked out something with owners/operators of illegal refineries instead of destroying them overnight. Importation and NNPC alone have never satisfied Nigeria's fuel & diesel consumption, at least in recent years, especially in the lower delta areas. Or if he wants to remain and really go clean, he should ensure that Nigeria got proper working refineries, then gradually sweep the illegal ones away. By so doing, the country won't be facing too many troubles. Jobs won't be lost overnight.

What is happening the to Nigerian oil industry is that many people are out of job, both those who work legally and illegally. On top of that, nobody is buying the crude. So why not start refining and using it.

I obviously have loads of "rubbish" to say but I'd stop here. Enjoy yourself people.

Good morning.

A number of them I already know. But some are really amazing. Nice one buddy. It's an education.

Nickzom:
OK I bought some coding ebooks - soft and hard copy. I also made use of stack overflow.

Internet and world wide web by Deitel is the major book I use.

Ok bro, thanks.

This is obviously a case of arrant ubiquitous lunacy bête noire.

Almighty God have mercy. What nonsense! Please let him face the full wrath of the law.