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Great minds, should get all the support they need. Wish I could meet you guys and contribute to your ingenuity.

Not like some of their mates on nairaland that are only creative when it comes to all the negative things.

Abókôkú

But this isn't the real Osuofia na.

A thoughtless response by the Nigerian Army. They're reacting because international human rights organizations were alerted. They and their police counterparts have no right/reason to torture anybody not even a convicted criminal. There's a constitution that governs Nigeria & they have to learn to obey it. When people talk of civilians engaging in jungle justice, I always tell them the custodians and enforcers of the law are behind it.

I have a solution for your case.












Ask phockphockman, he's very experienced in handling this kind of issues.

Nickzom:
Please clarify me on what you mean by resources.

For tutorials I mean, besides codacademy.

Clean job Nickzom. Please can you share link to what resources you use?

Back in the days there used to be Otoro & bushyanus in the jokes section. Don't know if they're still active.

Arsenal Pootball Qclub.

APC. Change is real. I can categorically tell you.

Jamexjulius:
90+3' Victor Moses (Chelsea) should calm his temper, this was too much! He robbed the opponent of the ball, but Anthony Taylor calls for a foul.

He thinks it's Pharaoh.

Taylor86:
nothing person no go hear for this country

meanwhile i heard buhari and ice prince are currently working out a hit jam

dem say buhari finish rap for the song

You need asylum.

Lmao. Top comedy for the night

Ezemarcel:
It's like crime is becoming more pertinent to a tribe in nigeria now....dont want to call the name sha

Try being civil, it's for your good. okay?

Am not sure where it happened, who perpetrated this, but it is real. And absolutely disheartening and disgusting. Man is generally wicked.

Absolute bullshit. Be careful, many have lost their lives in this process.

coolscott:
Two female drivers are needed in Kuwait.

Salary $400 monthly + accommodation.

You pay when the visa application is approved
(which will take about a week).

Just provide a guarantee that you will pay when the visa is out.

All that is needed from you is

1) Scan of data page of your international passport

2) Medical reports and

3) Your driver's licence

Cost of visa: =N=250,00
Whatsapp your 07014288531 for more info.

Sorry.

Dnarvaez:
Funny but not hilarious

Khd95:
Unfunny

Dharniel:
is the joke on this thread or shall i wait for another?

Chestar5:
I dont get it

Sorry. I understand how difficult life could be for blind people. Am therefore opening my hand and heart wide enough to accommodate you and your challenges.

yibobasher2:
If you want to jump into other people's conversation, you should at least follow the flow of the discussion

Please tell me more about you "other people's conversation". And tell me how the point you made is related to this thread.

yibobasher2:
Is switzerland a world power? As a matter of fact switzerland is one of the 3 1st world country that's landlocked. Others are Luxembourg and Lichtenstein.And guess what, the country is thriving on her neutrality. Big organizations build their headquarters there because they know switzerland is a safe haven for their investment incase world war starts. Do you know the nickname of Switzerland? NEUTRAL.....would biafra be able to maintain neutrality, your guess is as good as mine.

Can't you leave the f***ing Biafra out of this thread? You just want to start an unreasonable e-war here.

What do you think?

7Alexander:
I work in a not-too-big establishment that is owned by my brother-in-law, we have a staff of 7 ladies, 4 guys including myself.

The problem i have is that these ladies whose job is largely secretarial thinks that given my connection with the CEO, that i am financially privileged, now, i'm just managing myself, albeit comfortably, but, there is no time i can have a single conversation with these ladies without me hearing something like, 'find something for me nah', 'hope you will find me weekend money', 'you be oga nah, your own better' and stuffs like that.

Recently, one of them celebrated her birthday at the office but brought no drinks, during the celebration, she blatantly asked me to bring #5000 to support her, i was like what? The whole thing is pissing me off.

I remember a day i told one of them to buy me sachet water, she asked me how an oga like me should be drinking sachet water and not a bottled water.

Did anyone engage in the ministry today?d we know the rest.

Please nairalanders how best do i express my displeasure to them without being petty, while also sustaining their goodwill?

Sorry

Try seeing Eyinmba FC play. I saw them once, the atmosphere is electrifying. But you'd be disappointed with the environment, no doubt.

metronaija:
Fayose

Fayose

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose on Sunday boasted that the All Progressives Congress, APC, can never win elections in the state.



He also took a swipe at the party’s national leader, Bola Tinubu.

“Even if Tinubu becomes the INEC chairman, they will lose in Ekiti, because they are not on ground here”, Fayose said via his Twitter account @GovAyoFayose.



According to him, Ekiti was gone for good from the hands of APC.



In a series of tweet, he re-echoed his preference for former President Goodluck Jonathan to win a second term, saying the victory of President Muhammadu Buhari was “the will of God”.



Excerpts from his tweets: “Elections have come and gone and, as I always say, President Muhammadu Buhari is the president of Nigeria, not by his own grace.

“I wanted Jonathan but God has given it to Buhari and so, we all have to submit to the will of God.



“It is a free society; there is no almighty governor; there is no almighty president. We are all governed by civility and by the constitution”.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/apc-cannot-win-ekiti-even-if-tinubu.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Sorry

Sorry

olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.

Sorry

This track is dedicated to all my pharns especially booqee.


The recent army of gaylords springing from all over Nigeria is alarming and I was just wondering what a typical straight guy hears this from his girlfriend.

Share your reactions please.

#OgaTitus #InTheFullnessOfTime

If that Policeman was my dad, wallahi, I'd take off the other arm, so am sure he is armless. Useless people, Nigeria Police disgracing Nigeria since 1900. That driver will only spend money & suffer but won't loose his hand not to mention his life.

A lesson for all. Not just policemen.

Honestly I thought this was a religious program like Shiloh or something.

scribespad:
In traffic rule (Nigeria), any car coming from your left side should be allowed right of passage first before any other car. So 'C' goes first, then 'A'. 'B' comes last.

Surest and most truthful answer. Please come and join me for breakfast.

What a thread.

Please comment or get caught.

Hmmm, interesting mail. Journalist watch the back before your back. And should they succeed, Nigeria would be a child's play. What nonsense?

One begins to wonder where and how do they get weapons, equipment and food?

I strongly feel a cyber criminal is behind this. Scammers everywhere. Who pays the bills for the investigation?