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gmyguy: ...nothing but negative criticism, yet you have nothing to offer...so empty and vile...better take some vegetables and fibrogel to purge your bad belle...how's that for a good laugh...Clown

Pls tell him, he never posts a job but can always tell which is bad. He's a rotten wiener anyways.

emmyasam95: ;DI knew dis joke wil b dry immediately i saw 18Yrs nd above. If we live u nw, u 4ny

It's a free world buddy but you must be 18 years to see this.

ode remo: Long tym ekoroyal, u still cracking foul jokes as usual, a pig will remain a pig no matter the attention.
Damn.
Drag meself out of thread.

Hey Ode safe for the fact that we've been friends in the past, i'd have called you a wiener

bunmioguns: *staggers into the thread and pours ogogoro on ekeroyal's head*

I know you love $hit, go ahead and have it.

Lagusta: Now this is a joke, lololololololoLlllloooooooool

Thanks bro

larride: Na yoke be this?

bush pig

you know it's your funeral when you're loved or claimed to be loved by Bin

Bin's a deekhead and his $hit is always slate-purple, smelly and damn disgusting to even imagine(but u would see it right away). Your toilet must be a pit hillbilly $hit, I recommend you and your wife and kids use it alone. And never you mention me anywhere else.

Thank you

Prickly pair

It is no longer news that Mikuz and Bigvijina are now man and wife. The unfortunate part is that Mikuz is paying a price placed by Bin.

Mikuz was rushed to a hospital a couple of days back by Otooro after he called Otooro to complain that his new wife (bigvijina) had a rat in
her *hole that always bit him while trying to enjoy himself. After Mikuz reached the hospital, he again narrated the same story to the doctor.
Finally, bigvijina was brought for examination and it was discovered a surgical blade was around her prostate gland.

Investigation shows that Bin had Bigvijina as his lovepeddler for nearly a decade, and during this period she was subjected to various means
of terminating pregnancies. The last to happen involved a surgical procedure, where Bin ended up forgetting a surgical blade inside her.

May Allah deliver us from Bin.

You turned on the Switch, I swear!

kudos

answer: "365naijanews"

Ruqaya: u distracted ma beautiful dream

Do you dream? If yes, you must be having an ulterior motive for seeing my joke in your dream.

**If you are not 18 years or above please vamoose. And whatever you understand from this
is at your risk. Be warned**

At the just concluded Eid-al-Fitr celebrations to end the Ramadan fast at the National
Mosque in Abuja, Jonathan and his cute wife were present and Mrs. Patience Jonathan was
invited to say a prayer. Here's the excerpt

"In Jesus name, in Jesus name. Can people with four legs hear with me? Say Alleluyah
I am very very happy that Jesus is with the brothers of boko haram and you are here
with me. As you can see we all are now boko haram friends and it is good. Isn't it not?

Father, son, holy ghost, you say we shall run and not get tired, we shall eat and not
belle full, we shall fly and not crash. May this be a great day in the life of all of us.

Finally I thank God that my husband is not seeing any bomb yet. And like my husband,
let us all bring our hands together and fight the devil in boko haram.

In the mighty name of the holy ghost of Jesus Christ of Damascus and the God of Jericho
AMEN!!"


**With this prayer, Boko Haram have just promised to retaliate ASAP. Please watch your back
as you go about your usual business.**


**It depends on you to transmit or share this at your risk**

where's the yoke?

NLEFCC's watching!

Ok, that's fine. All the best, I wish I could make it.

sutoboy: u never draw d map finish?

It's a scientific map mixed with a bit of chronology, Physiognomy....and the like. Just relax, never be in a hurry.

good to know bing-babooN is out of kirikiri. How was it preek?

bunmioguns: .
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jackpot: see jerosi. . .

Bin, you can kiss my whole ENTIRE arse!

Jacky boi, you're so on point. Pls tell the silly wiener where he belongs.

Bin=Bhehenchod

jackpot: 2go get Spanish version?

jackpot: i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA.

Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba?

Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname.

maybe you felt I gat booobies. . .

*hisses twice*

SMH

jackpot: 2go get Spanish version?

These lines are gat damn fu<keen funny

BinGbagbo1? Lmao.
Ok let's say
Bingbagbo2
Bingbagbo3
Bingbagbo4
Bingbagbo5
Bingbagbo6
Bingbagbo7
BingbagboN

Looks like he's incapacitated after the ram battle. For those who can, please he may be needing fasting and prayers in detail.

^It's your fathers that died and were stretched of the pitch only to be declared physically & spiritually dead. Gambaris!

fluid26: hehehehe...eediat! don't worry, BIG VAJINA go soon give u injury .

Pagal+wiener=fluid26

@fluid26, am not sure how old you are but you must be that young to over indulge in PES esp. The 2010 edition. Thanks for patronizing and even at that, I doubt if you got the original copy.

And to all who have acted as commentators in here, can't you guys say something different apart for me bringing down somebody or been taken out by another?

bin gbagbo: eke, worlahi you will hear from my lawyers

Gambari, who cares anyways?

booqee: Seen dis before!

And so fu<keen what?

Just got a call that Mrs. Bin dropped a letter for application for a servant at my home. Please for those who don't know here, here's your opportunity. For more proof, ask for her photo privately(This is real, I swear).

"An apprication to be jour serfant.

Here is the summarly of my cfi.

My name is Ekaette my inklish name is Yulet(Juliet). Ah yam flom Ibiaku Ntok Okpo in Akwa Ibom stead(state). I blought up in Ayekunle den we relogate to Jaba @ Lakos. Ah yam a fery vunny and hadt worging kirl, my hoppies are picking snail and planting casafa. I know how to dance asonto and etighi. ...My best musician is yokodo. I can sing tiwa safage and ron yassi. I have a strong glush on marfin regord. I like gooking, gleaning and washzing. Oka mma Abassi ur rife will nefa lemain d same if u emproy me. I will even help madam satisvy jou when she is tiredt if jou think ah yam lie to you, Oka ko to my fillage and axe of Ekibaby alias Yulet d Kurimakpa baby.

Jours faitfully, Ekibaby alias Yulet"

Once I get the original one scanned, I'll upload it.

"No offends prease"

bunmioguns: collects d ball, drible pass booqee who beats him wit her bo.ob, he did nt bother, he passes to bin, who drible pass vivly, oh no, bin abt falling, bt manage to pass to ekeroyal, chai, come see dis pot belly guy as he dey run, bigvagina intercepts him bt he manages to pass to lalaosky who nets d ball inside. . .and its a gooal. . .d score is now 2:1. . . .

Bunmi! Bunmi! Bunmi! How dare you call me 'pot belly'? What nonsense? Calls him close, prays for him & sends him to Priest Otooro. The priest sprinkles cele water on his head and gives him 24 strokes. Bumni is now sidelined for 6 months -injury like Wilshere. What a pity.

Goldmynemaniac: Gynecologist
Hope it's not wot I'm thinking

Pls what are you thinking? Share with us.

boyendowed: Why is this in the jokes section?

Was about asking too.

Pls choose yours