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EducationRe: Aptech Computer Education, Uyo: The Unheard Afflictions Of Staff And Student by ekeroyal(m): 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2017
chalantmike:
at least I have a mind of my own n I don't gulp down whatever is been dished to me.
Sir, I really don't like doing this. I love people and their opinions no matter what, but in this instance I'd advice you fold those opinions/comments of yours, already posted and yet to be posted, fold them into a-one-inch radius, lie on one side of your body take of your panties, raise one leg up, insert the folded thing in that hole. When you're done, go and sleep. angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Cry For Help.. Voice Of An Unemployed Youth by ekeroyal(m): 8:59am On Apr 03, 2017
enshi:
With my B. Eng Degree in computer engineering and an outstanding distinction in higher national diploma (HND) also in computer engineering, Working as an IT executive, customer representative personnel, and a general executive assistant would be like doing what i know how to do Best.
Computer engineering, internet protocoling, troubleshooting, networking, interfacing between client(s) and company via any information communication technology platform (customer care / representative) and many other ICT operations are always Hobbies to me as i am also good with figures.
As a graduate of both a federal polytechnic and a state University, having distinction in both my OND and HND respectively (all on same course), I am bold to let you know that i am well equiped with knowlege either on operations, repairs, trouble shooting of electro-mechsnical devices.
Am also a passionate learner who pays close attention to the most minute of information, have flair for problem analysis, making objective decisions and with a great influencing personality which was gotten from my being a one time welfare director to the students' union government.

1. I could do generator repairs
2. Have idea on how to orperate and run a business centre
3. Ecltrical repairs
4. I am an orator
5. I also write
5. I also have experience on sport instructing

Some times depression dont cant even let you know your ability (ies) anymore
Fantastic. Now your job(s) and opportunities will poor in. I have your mobile & email.

One more thing do you have skills in web development? Say HTML5, CSS, JavaScript, WordPress?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Cry For Help.. Voice Of An Unemployed Youth by ekeroyal(m): 8:02am On Apr 03, 2017
Hello @enshi, really sorry about your situation. Am also glad you have clearly made up your mind to reject suicide -step in a right direction.

Permit me to ask you. Do you have a skill/skills? Try to mention the skill level on a scale of 1 - 10(10 being expert level). Please drop them here.

If you don't have skills but have passion for a skill/skills, also drop them here.

Don't loose hope.
AutosRe: 1992 camry by ekeroyal(m): 4:27pm On Mar 30, 2017
DonWale:
over available
Okay. How much is it again?
CrimeRe: Suicide: Man Hangs Himself In Bayelsa Over Family Pressure (Graphic Photo) by ekeroyal(m): 4:24pm On Mar 30, 2017
Douglas Bader once said, "..the greatest of all human virtues is loyalty. It embraces all the best of human character: courage, faith, love and charity".

Whatever happened to human loyalty in recent times. Everyday the level of cowardice is projecting to new heights. Come on you who's still alive, never you take your life for any reason. The truth is your life is better than that of someone somewhere. And things won't always remain the same. There would be bright spots amidst the darkest blankets.

Please let's try to show some loyalty. We were born together into this world, we have to suffer together and come off victorious together.

The Nigerian government, National assembly, Elites, Philanthropists should really start thinking of setting up proper social service systems and foster homes that could help people like this.

They should also try to assist NGOs who'd reach out to despondent Nigerians.

So sad.

Enough of the suicide my people!

AutosRe: 1992 camry by ekeroyal(m): 10:56pm On Mar 28, 2017
Pls is it still available?
CrimeRe: Jumia Delivery Man Killed In Port Harcourt by ekeroyal(m): 8:04am On Mar 28, 2017
This is one of the saddest news I've heard in recent times.

If only you know what it means to loose a brother(father).
If only you know what it means to loose a truly responsible man.
If only you know what it means to loose a hard worker.
If only you know what it means to loose a genuine employee.
If only you know what it means to loose a Nigerian who refused to be dissuaded by adversities.
If only you know what it means to bury a son in his prime.
If only you know how beautiful life is regardless.
If only you know life is beyond money, sex, fame, et al.
If only you know that no life belongs to you(including yours).
If only the politicians and elite can think of the lives of common people in a positive way.
If only you knew that your life isn't more valuable than the next person's.
If only those who commit evil understand all the above.
If only............


You'd stop the hate.
You'd love everyone.
You'd try to help everyone according to your abilities and circumstances.
You'd be good for the love of goodness.
You'd reject those evil thoughts.
You'd rebuke that evil fellow.
You'd stay away from taking that life (innocent or not) when it isn't in your jurisdiction to do so.
You'd get a life.
You'd, Yeah! You Should.
CrimeRe: Vampire Forgot To Use Disappearance Charm, Says His Herbalist by ekeroyal(m): 10:34am On Mar 07, 2017
I will believe this juju thing when Nigerians are able to travel to any part of the world without visa by just staying in their rooms with the charm around their waist and boom, they're in the country of their choice.
PoliticsRe: The Man Behind Naira Appreciation- Mr Babatunde Gbadamosi, A Lagos Businessman by ekeroyal(m): 10:44pm On Mar 02, 2017
obailala:
While we all agree agree that the CBN maintains multiple exchange rates and hasn't really shown sufficient transparency in the way it chooses who and who to allocate forex to, my own point is that the report about CBN issuing forex to selected individuals at N3 to $1 and even 62 kobo to $1 etc., that part of the report is definitely crap.
Until CBN proves otherwise, Babatunde's revelation is factual.
PoliticsRe: The Man Behind Naira Appreciation- Mr Babatunde Gbadamosi, A Lagos Businessman by ekeroyal(m): 3:27pm On Mar 02, 2017
obailala:
While we al know Nigeria is a fantastically corrupt country plagued with malpractices, you genuinely believe a story that CBN sold dollars to someone at 62 kobo to $1 right?
It is clear you didn't understand my comment. You can ignore it and hold on to your opinion(s) or provide some information (genuine or not) to counter what Babatunde has revealed. Then we can take it from there. This matter is too sensitive to be toyed with.
PoliticsRe: The Man Behind Naira Appreciation- Mr Babatunde Gbadamosi, A Lagos Businessman by ekeroyal(m): 1:10pm On Mar 02, 2017
While most of us are not privy to the information CBN, The Presidency, Babtunde Gbadamosi and some top government officials have, we must not throw away this revelations. Those in authority should come out clear the air. Is it not enough that people's business are closing and others are loosing their jobs while a few a growing fat?
EducationRe: 5 Things That Will Happen In 2017 JAMB That Have Never Happened Before by ekeroyal(m): 9:44pm On Mar 01, 2017
So kids still write jamb in Nigeria?
This is serious. Maybe Nigeria needs more schools to help the large numbers.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World, Checkout Where Nigerian Pastors Are Placed by ekeroyal(m): 9:15pm On Feb 26, 2017
When will churches start paying taxes?
PoliticsRe: Navy Burns Illegal Bunkering Site In Port Harcourt As Black Soot Takes Over by ekeroyal(m): 10:41pm On Feb 23, 2017
Meanwhile some people are cleaning Ogoni land.
PoliticsRe: Protesting Ogun Rice Traders Strip Unclad, Take Protest To Amosun (Photo) by ekeroyal(m): 10:29pm On Feb 23, 2017
brace up for sharp increase in the price of rice.
Jokes EtcTrump's Alignment With Biafra Exposed. by ekeroyal(op): 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2017
Honestly if I was told prior to this time, I wouldn't have believed. But at this point there must be something.

I just heard that Trump's mother's brother is from Igbo.

I also heard Trump openly read the letter from Nnamdi Kanu after his inauguration.

Then I read somewhere that Trump has summoned PMB to the white house for explanations on marginalization of Igbos.

Then they said Trump's mother got an Igbo name -Nneka.

I heard Trump's Dad's daughter from another woman is a Jew and she goes by the name Chi-Chi.

Pls what did you hear? Drop yours, we're gradually getting there.
BusinessRe: Onitsha Mall Indemnity Notice: Look At What I Saw At Shoprite Onitsha (pics) by ekeroyal(m): 8:35pm On Jan 21, 2017
Shoprite didn't put the notice, operators of Onitsha mall did. Shoprite don't own properties in Nigeria, they rent/lease.
ProgrammingRe: How Can I Insert Registration Data Into MYSQL Database After Checking Checkbox by ekeroyal(m): 7:01pm On Nov 09, 2016
Really sorry bro., just realized I made a promise. Been so busy today. Guess you solved the issue based on the link trytillmake provided.

Please try providing some feedback.

Kudos!
ProgrammingRe: How Can I Insert Registration Data Into MYSQL Database After Checking Checkbox by ekeroyal(m): 10:16pm On Nov 08, 2016
Mention the language you're working with. Will help you tomorrow if you haven't found a solution till then. Sleepy eyes.
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by ekeroyal(m): 4:14am On Aug 11, 2016
Don't know if am the only one seeing extraordinaire set of games played out yesterday?
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by ekeroyal(m): 11:21am On Aug 06, 2016
I vote falconey
Cc: NLjega
Christianity EtcRe: Warning To Atheists, Muslims, All Non-christrians! by ekeroyal(m): 10:40am On Aug 06, 2016
bingbagbo always trying to scam people. I pray nobody falls for his scam. He knows neither the Bible nor the Quran.

Quoting irrelevant portions. Now read Psalms 110:1, please helps us join and separate the Lords there.
Then read 1 Corinthians 8:5,6. And provide some explanations(sound ones).
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians To Visit The Sun Soon by ekeroyal(op): 10:23am On Aug 06, 2016
bunmioguns:
never knew you are still in this planet earth

longest time bro


hope you don give your

wife


food
grin grin I can not kill myself when there is option for suicide. Am in all the planets bro. My babe is eating enough food. Got big tummy as evidence.

Really been a while. Where's your friend & gaylord bingbabo? Hope he didn't die in the raids (Hope he's not in jail).
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ekeroyal(m): 10:17am On Aug 06, 2016
I vote falconey.
cc NLjega.
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ekeroyal(m): 8:22am On Aug 05, 2016
Very strange arena, interesting nevertheless. But the real classy dudes are hiding. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians To Visit The Sun Soon by ekeroyal(op): 7:32am On Aug 05, 2016
Cutehector:
sup bro, can I discuss smth privately with u, preferably whatsapp please?
Cool, send me a pm. I'd be getting back to you ASAP.
PoliticsRe: Naval Officer Slaps NURTW Official In Lagos. Photos by ekeroyal(m): 10:20am On Aug 04, 2016
What do they use all these monies collected for? I don't know if am wrong but it seems Lagos got the highest number of road touts in the world. Still stand to be corrected.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians To Visit The Sun Soon by ekeroyal(op):
DatBossAssChick:
Yeah it's possible. Would like to see and hear the trials and errors.
Thanks DatBossAssChick. Please we still have vacancy, you can apply by sending in your CV.

Others who're ready can contact me ASAP.
EducationRe: Sudan Awards Scholarship To 91 Kano Indigenes(photos) by ekeroyal(m): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2016
henryanna36:
GOV. GANDUJE COMMENDS SUDANESE GOVT. FOR GRANTING SCHOLARSHIPS TO KANO CITIZENS



In his remarks, the Sudanese Consul in Kano, Sheikh Muhammad bn Othman el-Tayyeb explained that the scholarship was offered to deserving students from Kano to advance cordial relations between Kano state and Sudan.

He explained that the students would pursue degree programmes in Medicine, Dentistry, Nursing, Medical laboratory Science, Islamic Law, Computer Science and Mass communication and at the same time learn Arabic in addition to memorizing at least one quarter of the Holy Qur’an.
In as much as there's nothing wrong with Nigerians going to other African countries to study on a scholarship from those countries, there are a few things I think are wrong with this move.

Shame on all past and present leaders who benefited from various government handouts but are failing to replicate that and telling today's youth to get busy, do something, think outside the box ( practically, "go kill yourself. We ain't helping you reach your dreams" )

Daz'ol
CrimeRe: Man Cuts Off Wife's Hand For Not Getting Pregnant (photos) by ekeroyal(m): 6:31pm On Aug 02, 2016
Kenya has definitely taken over from Nigeria.
My regards to them. Name checkers please help us investigate this people.
Thank you.
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Urgent Vacancy by ekeroyal(m): 11:33pm On Jul 31, 2016
Don't think I qualify as even a junior troll, but I can perambulate anyways. I smell N-Power. Let them mention what the pay range is so men can have a look. Anyways they've got enough CVs to sort already.


I personally greet you e-Troll-in-chief of N-Land.
CrimeRe: Woman Cuts Her Husband's Lips For "Sending Money To His Lover". Graphic by ekeroyal(m): 1:50pm On Jul 30, 2016
ofemigeorge:
The bible was right......a woman's wrath is worst than hell. She didnt even give him the mouth to say "am Sorry"
grin grin grin grin grin

You nailed it like Judas the Carpenter.

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