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Adverts / Re: Commercial Bus Business by ekitikan(m): 9:35am On Jan 06, 2014 |
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Culture / Re: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by ekitikan(m): 11:20am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Mayor_of_Lagos: It is absolutely impossible for her children to become the Deji of akure,the said woman is on a regent (adele) the major reason why they picked a woman is because she can not become the Deji,so non of her igbo children can become the deji as she herself can not become the deji.The only woman that became an OBA in yorubaland was Luwo Gbedaji (i stand to be corrected) she is listed as one the people that ruled Ile-Ife. |
Adverts / Commercial Bus Business by ekitikan(m): 10:37am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Comercial bus operators are being shortchanged by the drivers, none remitance of money to the owners, the buses are mismanaged,over used,and yet the owners hardly get the money invested, most owners are looking for someone who can manage the buses for them and remit to them in the shortest possible time return on investment, so most have resolved to give out the buses,on lease purchase,even at that the buses given out dont bring the money. After taking the bus on lease purchase the driver will remit for some few weeks and then story upon stories by then the drivers would have raked in some few thousand and would have overused the vehicle and dump it, to go look for the next victim. Our company have experience in the management of commercial bus, we have qualified proffesionals who have driven commercial buses around the Lagos metropolis with vast knowledge of this lucrative business,honesty and integrity is our watchword. When you come to us our team of specialist would advise you on the kind of bus to buy,before buying, we have on ground with you our technicians who will check the bus properly and make sure it is in ship shape,the bus would be serviced and all faulty parts would be replaced. Our modus operandi is to get your account details and remit the agreed amount to your account every Friday,this is the same amount that is paid by normal drivers,but where we differ from them is the company takes responsibility for minor repairs which would take nothing from your normal weekly delivery. The bus would start work by 5:30 am and close by 5:30 pm,unlike your regular danfo driver that work the bus from dawn to dusk,our drivers pass through rigorous screening process before they are employed and knowing the mentality of the normal danfo drivers we are able to curb any of their excesses. Save yourself the agony of danfo drivers who care little or nothing, nor have your interest at heart contact us today and you would be glad you did. Contact address Amonota filling station LASU Ojo road, Iba Town. Tel:08092725924 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija English by ekitikan(m): 12:54am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Cabsso: I wan go barba my HEAD. you should try and be original,there is a thread on this before you. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Science Confirms Fasting is Good for Human Health by ekitikan(m): 2:14pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
mu2sa2: Over 1400 years ago d Almighty God decreed ISLAM as d path for mankind. Fasting one calenda month yearly is a pillar of Islam. It is also recommended to fast every monday & thurday. Muslims hv been enjoying d health benefits of fasting 4 over 1400 years, something science is only just discovering. U see, Islam is 1400 years ahead of science. Ramadan fast is unique & no other fasting (muslim or otherwise) is comparable to it . D world is welcom 2 ISLAM, d salvation 4 mankind. On the matter of fasting and other religion,your education is sadly lacking.ssmh (sadly shaking my head). 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: How A Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook Looks Like by ekitikan(m): 1:27pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
buoda kunle maami iya lekan iya osodi |
Car Talk / Re: What To Do When Your Brakes Fail? by ekitikan(m): 9:37am On Aug 09, 2012 |
wirewire: He got y'alls attention, and thats his intention.vewy weird. |
Jokes Etc / Made In Nigeria English by ekitikan(m): 9:10am On Aug 09, 2012 |
Saw this on facebook and thot i should share with NLders.You are free to add yours. MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light?. *The FILM is SWEET *Please help me Stop that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money?. *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside PAPER BAG *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I don't KUKUMA have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone?. *I know you have come since becos i hear your perfume.*Na soso wahala. *I don waka. *I dey hungry. |
Sports / Re: Why Nigerians Have Not Vamoosed At The Olympics Like Cameroonians? by ekitikan(m): 7:19pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
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Sports / Re: Why Nigerians Have Not Vamoosed At The Olympics Like Cameroonians? by ekitikan(m): 7:07pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
lagerwhenindoubt: Which footballers? are you talking about grassroot coaches that organise training tours or tournament for their clubs in europe,only for boys that their parents who ve gone aborrowing are left with no options than to advise their wards that "if you no get club,no return oh.you know say na borrow we borrow for you to travel oh".I dont think any pro player in the 9ja prem ligue wud "blow AWOL" (i stand to be corrected). Despite the fact that their salaries are not regular yet they know that things can only get better if they persevere,so our footballers no fit bhave lyk tht. |
Literature / Re: The Pain Of Pleasure - A Must Read For Every Lady And Her Boyfriend. by ekitikan(m): 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
comechop: Seems like a good read - but hard to follow. Would help if you made some bullet points and/or summary at the end. You ppl and summary sha. You carry baby for hand ni wey dey disturb u frm reading. |
Celebrities / Re: Hammed Odunla 'Dento' Is Dead by ekitikan(m): 10:00am On Aug 07, 2012 |
mortee: stroke is bad,when a 70 years old man is afflicted with it and he is been facing it for almost 10 years.So the pain and suffering is much.Abeg death is better than stroke oh,old man shyting himself oh boy better make the man get this release through death.Tnx for the prayers tho. |
Celebrities / Re: Hammed Odunla 'Dento' Is Dead by ekitikan(m): 9:36am On Aug 07, 2012 |
may God grant his family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.........wish my Dad would be granted this exit too God abeg do am. |
Food / Re: Where should we draw the borderline of eating with Fingers? by ekitikan(m): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
chyket: I think it's very artificial to eat our local African dishes with cutleries because the originators of the food never planned it that way. is there a food that is not swallowed? olodo rabata 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Donates N1M To Brain Tumor Patient by ekitikan(m): 1:27pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Kai! See as d guy fyneee!!! IDOWU OKO,I MEAN IDOWUOGBO,YOU LYK BETTA TIN SHA.......@ TOPIC NICE ONE JUDESKI. |
Politics / Re: 6 Injured As MASSOB, Task Force Clash In Onitsha by ekitikan(m): 8:22pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Is it just me or did anyone else read where it said the task force was a government outfit designed to curb illegal street trading... listen,this so called task force are just bunnch of polithugs,i had a brush with some of them on same tuesday close to upper iweka,on my way to owerri and their actions baffled me as i was not allowed to move my truck until i pay twenty thousand.the fee i was told goes to the government coffers,wat for i dont knw.the earlier the government of anambra address this issue the better as onnitsha is gradually turninng into a den of hoodlums.how i wish bakassi boys would come back and clean the city up as they did the other time. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram On Yoruba Soil Is A Declaration Of War - OPC by ekitikan(m): 3:43pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=T9ksy] As for yoruba muslims, you guys just don't get it. My brother is a xtian married to a yoruba muslim so are you then saying that her brothers will slaughter their sister's kids for allah? Exactly wat most non yorubas dont know,the yoruba person is first a yoruba man or woman (as the case may be) before seeign himself as a xtian or muslim.religion to a yoruba person is not wat would make him turn his back to his people,lailai,granted there are one or two cases like that but we would never hurt any of our peeps just because of petty thing like religious difference.but we wud hit back at anybody anytime even if he is of our religious believe if he or she threatens the harmony,peace and tranquility that we cherish most.because for a yoruba person alafia ni ogun oro,we beliv without peaceful coexistense wealth can neva be created.lyk i said earlier on we love peace and we pursue it vigorously,but,if you try us and we vex ur mama no go know you again sho gbo. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram On Yoruba Soil Is A Declaration Of War - OPC by ekitikan(m): 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
the yawning of a lion does not translate to cowardice,for those that are of the opinion that yorubas would because of religion not strike someone of another tribe that provoke him,pls have a rethink.the yorubaman has risen above such pettiness as most ppl who are not yorubas think.the article states that opc knws the sponsors of bh and that they( opc) would hit the sponsors hard.wether this is possible or not time will tell,pls knw that the yorubaman can and would react if pushed to the wall i repeat if pushed to the wall.we are peace loving people we do not react to everything,and i knw that for someone like baba faseun to make such comment,there is sometin coming up and he has heard sometin cos 'n kan ti agba won fi n je eko abe ewe lo wa' let the bh hit and then they would know that kijipa ki n se awo,yiya ekun bi ti ojo ko.ojo a pa ewe a pa egbo won,ara si pa bata ati oun ati jiwinjiwin eti e.a word is enuff even for the foolish,tue kelebe.nonsense penkelemess. |
Politics / Re: Ondo & Ekiti States In Total Blackout For 7days And Still Counting? by ekitikan(m): 8:54am On May 19, 2012 |
Areosapien: I think Ekiti state should be ceded off to Benin Republic, so the entire land can be used by the Beninoise for banana plantation. Your scrotum and eyes would be shark food soon,and you will be sold to slavery in benin to work in their banana plantation. |
Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by ekitikan(m): 5:31am On May 17, 2012 |
purefella: HEY!!!!STOP BLAMING HIM , i acted the same way and i got no problem with the jaguar x type i purchased on NL , i paid thrice and it went well i only test drive for 2mins which is not enough to check if a car is ok but for sure i know i am purchasing it from a registered car dealer and i know the office so if anything happens i will get a hold on him BUT still yet i can buy shit from someone by mistake i am like that i trust easily Y?? IT'S ALL BECAUSE I CAN KILL ANYBODY IN JESUS NAME , I KNOW THE RIGHT PRAYER TO KILL ANY OF MY ENEMIES , IF YOU LIKE SCAM ME AND GO ABROAD MY JESUS WILL CATCH YOU .,NO JOKE jesus is not a murderer. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: FG To Regulate Conferment Of Chieftaincy Titles by ekitikan(m): 12:28pm On May 07, 2012 |
Sky Blue: THANK YOUUUU!!! FINALLY!!!! I have been wondering when this was going to get addressed. So how many ministers are we going to appoint and how much of the budget is going to be allocated to what I hope is a new ministry charged with these most arduos of tasks? It is a difficult and bold step but it is imperative and in the national interest. YOU ARE ONE FUNNY DUDE |
Family / Re: What Age Is Overdue For A Man To Marry? by ekitikan(m): 5:52am On May 03, 2012 |
Busy_body: IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD? |
Romance / Re: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by ekitikan(m): 4:51pm On May 02, 2012 |
kayusfit: If you need a job in the English premiership you don't have to look further. Current vacancies at old trafford, etihad stadium, and stamford bridge. Weekly pay of £12,000 if you are successful after interview. If you are interested, all you need do is pay a consultation fee of 10k and i will give you the phone numbers and email address of the recruiting managers at each football club. Don't miss this opportunity. Contact me now why not apply for the job yourself 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Gej To Address The Nation By 9pm by ekitikan(m): 6:00am On Apr 30, 2012 |
supremebeing09: supremebeing09: The only word I see here is shame.....oh boy why nah...... |
Health / Re: My Pre-eclampsia Story. by ekitikan(m): 7:10am On Apr 24, 2012 |
its been long i shed tears......but after reading your story.......omg.......i judt cant hold it........God dey sha.....kip believing. |
Family / Re: Can You Live In Ur Father In Law's House????? by ekitikan(m): 9:23pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
it is not proper for you to stay more than temporarily,today you are sweet with the old boy (your fada inlaw) pls remember things can change......nuffing as constant as change..... take the offer but for your sake and posterity,make it as short as possible.there is a proverb in yoruba land for someone that lives in his inlaws house"a ji sanmi,o sun latan fi aso werepe bo ra" (few yorubas can actually decipher this proverb, but i will interprete). he is likened to a man that sleeps on a dung heap and eats faeces as his breakfast(constantly) and he covers himself with a blanket that itch him continously. in yoruba land if such a man dies in that house his relations would not take his dead body through the door,rather he would be passed through the window and his corpse or rather carcass would be buried in tbe dung heap. our tradition frowns at such.....the black man is different from the european. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Is The Third Fastest Growing In The World by ekitikan(m): 9:41pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
STAND AT HOUT!!!!!!! By the left mark time,ileptua,ileptua.We are just marking time in 9ja (marching on a spot without moving forward nor backward). |
Family / Re: How & Why Do Siblings Fall Apart? by ekitikan(m): 4:34pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
I will rather die than be the first to talk to my brother (younger). I assisted him to travel to germany to study,when he got there he became a demi god. And expect every body to run down to him,oh boy I bow for the guy oh. @ops wat u said is true,its all about individual pride,abegi I am ok as I am with me and my wife and kids my siblings na when we see we see oh 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: 2face & Pero Adeniyi Welcome Baby Boy by ekitikan(m): 1:43pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
naijasexy: ^ Meaning? That your own dey come out from your pants when you see okuba aka money |
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