₦airaland Forum

Bloooody:
Only people living in poverty believe in juju
Go and use juju on buhari na
Bastard

sssoulw:
but u re really dumb asf

Holluwhakemmy:
egun not ogun

CosmicPhoenix:

and obviously you are dumb

CosmicPhoenix:

and obviously you are dumb

CosmicPhoenix:

only a re.tard believes juju works

CosmicPhoenix:

juju no dey work,free your mind.

saynotocultism:
Good Morning all......Sorry i was a bit busy....

I sat down waiting for my friend to call me for initiation ceremony and like the coming of christ, i waited for the day to come but unlike the coming of christ, the day came sooner than expected. I got a call from my friend and on a monday morning and he told me initiation was on saturday and that i should buy a white singlet and boxers down. I went out and purchased the items. I later got a call on thursday instructing to remain in abraka and they will come get me on friday. I waited on friday and no one came around. I then got a call on saturday around 12 noon that i should meet them at the popular angle 90 bar. I got there and i saw different men sitting down and starring at me with anger and bitterness. I greeted them and they all echoed " WHO BE THIS MAN " Then my friend that was suppose to take me for initiation echoed out " ABEG NA MY ITJ BE THAT " . I felt relieved that he came to my rescue. Then i was ordered to get drinks for them which i did. I was then told to take a bottle and drink and forget. I took a bottle of small stout to relieve my stress. One of them came to me and said " NO WORRY, ALL OF US PASS THROUGH THE PROCESS, NOTHING GO HAPPEN TO YOU, WE NO DIE AND SO YOU NO GO DIE " My heart pounded fast, I murmured within my self " AM I REALLY GOING FOR A LIFE AND DEATH JOURNEY ? ". The time came and we where asked to start moving and we got up and started the movement. I followed my friend who stopped a bike and we took the bike to a lonely bush part. The Bike stopped and we came down and continued on foot. I didnt hear a shit and the part was quiet and lonely.... We saw a guy who walked passed us and he was one of the eye sent to check if something was happening or police was coming. Its considered a Bleep up if police should interfere with an initiation process, it might lead to rebelling and all the members in office will be asked to step down and the process of police interfering can be bloody as the ones with guns at the initiation ground may shoot directly at police men and the police men will respond killing someone of the cultist cursing pain and grief to their families back home and loved ones. Some of them struggle so hard to send those children to school and they just end up their lives in cult related issues. We got to an open field where we saw some group of men standing and facing the bush part. They where all lined up and asked to face to the bush. They where close to 40 of them. I was then asked to pull off my shirt and trousers and join them. I pulled my shirt and trousers and stood with the 40 intending members just like me and i am sure they also had their stories just like me.


This is just the beginning.

TBC........................................................

mysticgal:
I remember that I and my immediate younger brother would lock up my younger sister in the house, take the key and play the compound just because we knew she was scared of being in the dark and being alone. So one day my mum was on assignment and we only expected my dad to be home by 6pm and did the usual locking up and played whatever games came to our mind.
All of a sudden my mum just came in from the gate and hugged us aspa 'surprise!!!' only to ask 'where is chigirl?'.

Long story cut short, the young woman had cried and slept off at door and by the time we opened it...she arose and began to recount her tales of woe like BBC and Nta( one of the reasons we locked her up). the spree of beating we had from my parents that evening eh


2. So I woke up to Gbas Gbos, Gbos Gbas!!!...only for me to rush and see my immediate younger sister beat the last born. What happened?

A little intro

My immediate younger sister who by the way is very short asked the last born to wash pot so she can make stew and then went into the room to press phone and talk to her fiance. plenty minutes later, she went to the kitchen and the unwashed pot was still there. With anger she went into the sitting room and rushed the last born slap ,that one was watching Nickelodeon and as a tall person...last born arose like giant only for my immediate younger sister to run out in fear shouting 'Jesus Jesus Jesus '( she felt like grasshopper in her words)....
That one past and we thought everything had died down not knowing the last born still had plans for her.

Last born went to my immediate younger sisters things, rubbed her lipstick inside aboniki and closed it, dipped her eyeliner inside aboniki and dropped it,dipped her makeup brushes briskly inside aboniki and dropped it,mixed her her cup cream with aboniki and left it...and finally broke her bronzer in the process.

When my immediate younger sister began preparing to go out, she began to feel one kind of sensation on her body and by reason of being meticulous with her things, smelt the aboniki on her makeup brush( not without her rubbing the cream fest ).
After much prodding and bait, my nephew opened up on the deeds of the last born....guys, the beating was a Roman Reigns , Luke Haper Reloaded ..the blows were heavy ones but with the help of my brothers, the fight was stopped. My petty mum was even laughing


You see last borns....after God, Fear them.

StPete:
Eeeew


Chai I do bad thing sha. There was this species of crab that was common around where we lived back then that comes out especially after series of rainfall. Rumour has it that anyone who ate the crab would go deaf and I’ve always wanted to test out the rumour to know how true.

So one day, while my younger brother and I were busy cooking our own kind of food outside with tin tomato can and all the rubbish we could gather to make the meal (including stolen food items from the kitchen) and sand as eba. Not having any “fish or meat” in the soup, I opted for one of those “shitty shitty crab”. Long story short, I made the meal without any form of heat and fed my brother with the crab hoping to see whether he would become deaf. Till date, I still can’t fathom why I ever did that. I was barely 8years old at the time

LadySarah:
My first elder bro is the laziest human in history when it comes to house chores.He is the type that will carry his dirty plates to the kitchen,drop it at the door and then pass it to go wash his hands at the sink.someone must carry them to the sink.We called him ''ready made'' cos he was in the habit of rushing in to bath once you drop your bathwater at the bathroom.He did it to everyone of us.
Then one day,around 8pm,we planned our veageance.We collected all the water we used in washing clothes that day and my 2nd bro carried it into the bathroom,making sure he saw him.The next thing ,as usual,he zoomed past into the batheoom.

Now there was no light in the bathroom as the bulb had been removed by us. .After some time we heard him calling out for someone to get him a torchlight to know the type of soap he is using that wont stop lathering on his body .Nobody answered him

Then he later came out with his towel,took torchlight in and discovered what he had been bathing with .

It didnt stop his ready made attitude but it lessened drastically.


No when the wife complains,all of us keep deaf ears because we know what we went through.

Papachie:
And that's not true.... Hospitality is the Hallmark of Ghanaians

rattlesnake:
Neymar fake born again

rattlesnake:
Neymar fake born again

godwinkessi:
I love Saraki, the best Senate President of Nigeria

RichBoy247:

In Islam, siblings who are of different sex should not sleep in the same room once they reach puberty. Seeing themselves nakked is abomination is Islam. The Bible did not treat this topic.

SIR0:
If the man is truly innocent, I see no reason why he should be annoyed or feel offended.


LOVE is worth much

Ajsimon:
To comment for the first time dey sweet oooh

Acidosis:
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.

Acidosis:
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.

AnalQueenluci:
Livecamp09 and Spiceadole u av d effontry ,the nerve and the tenacity to gang up against me ,

...dis might be a faceless forum but i wl use u 2 as a scape goat , i will trace u in a week and i will drill you in my favorite torture waterloo ie locking u 2 up in a watersilo for days ,u eat drink and shit in there ... Pray ur guardian angels saves u from my hand..

U really crossed d line __
I will tell you am nt ordinary major in d cam-amba army

stupidity:
So this evening I went to cut hair, outside the salon I saw this curvatious lady. Engaged her in a convo, and at last requested for her contact. She blatantly refused and walked away. Then I carried my shoulder and walked into the salon and requested a hair cut. The salon operator went outside to power his gen. Immediately I sat down to have me prepared for the hair cut, this lady and her friend hurriedly came into the saloon with chargers to charge their iPhone. Immediately I saw she wanted to charge her phone. I stood up and told the salon operator that I’m no longer cutting my hair. He was surprised and didn’t know what to say. Then I went out, he followed me and then put off the gen.

The girls were like, “Stanley you nor cut that bros hair again”

Stanley murmured some words then the girls took their phones and charger and left. As I saw them disappear from sight, I went back inside the salon and told the operator to go put on the gen and cut my hair. He was looking at me like “is this guy normal”.


As I sat down to get me prepared again, the lady and her friend don show with chargers again. Then I stood up and told the operator, these girls can’t charge their phones while I’m cutting my hair, else I’ll go to another place.

Then the operator was forced to ask the girls to leave for him to make his money.

I don’t condone shakararity.

stupidity:
So this evening I went to cut hair, outside the salon I saw this curvatious lady. Engaged her in a convo, and at last requested for her contact. She blatantly refused and walked away. Then I carried my shoulder and walked into the salon and requested a hair cut. The salon operator went outside to power his gen. Immediately I sat down to have me prepared for the hair cut, this lady and her friend hurriedly came into the saloon with chargers to charge their iPhone. Immediately I saw she wanted to charge her phone. I stood up and told the salon operator that I’m no longer cutting my hair. He was surprised and didn’t know what to say. Then I went out, he followed me and then put off the gen.

The girls were like, “Stanley you nor cut that bros hair again”

Stanley murmured some words then the girls took their phones and charger and left. As I saw them disappear from sight, I went back inside the salon and told the operator to go put on the gen and cut my hair. He was looking at me like “is this guy normal”.


As I sat down to get me prepared again, the lady and her friend don show with chargers again. Then I stood up and told the operator, these girls can’t charge their phones while I’m cutting my hair, else I’ll go to another place.

Then the operator was forced to ask the girls to leave for him to make his money.

I don’t condone shakararity.

donbachi:
Over normal dey worry am...my mum,my sisters and my brothers walks unclad 2many times indoors..my mum once walked into my room and saw me untop of my girlfriend and just picked her charger walked away like nothing happened.

donbachi:
Over normal dey worry am...my mum,my sisters and my brothers walks unclad 2many times indoors..my mum once walked into my room and saw me untop of my girlfriend and just picked her charger walked away like nothing happened.

WiLdFLame:
AJ no Dey fight like pastor again oo
Be ruthless for Naija sake ....put all Naija problem into one punch and knock all your opponents out

WiLdFLame:
AJ no Dey fight like pastor again oo
Be ruthless for Naija sake ....put all Naija problem into one punch and knock all your opponents out

kingemzy5:
Nigeria funny cha oooooo..... Imagine cultist in a gathering to discuss peace.... even soldiers attended the so called "peace accord" and couldn't round the blood thirsty demons up ..... they even served them bottle water And Rice......

Chai!

Imogenn:
Hi

I met this guy three months ago. We’ve been casually dating, he’s very calm, nice and he presents himself to be a very God fearing guy.

However, there’s some things that I’m not too keen about that I would like to share, and I’m wondering if I should continue the relationship or break it off as these could be signs that it may not work.

1. He’s a yahoo boy, he’s been into this for the past 11 years and this has been his main source of income.
2. He’s from edo state, some of his family members practice juju, although he is a born again Christian as he claims to be. I’m from Ekiti, I think there could be a tribal conflict.
3. He smokes everyday, which I don’t think I will be able to deal with long term. (Although he has promised to stop)
4. I live in the USA, he currently doesn’t have his papers so he is unable to do a lot of things. He married a lady to get his papers in 2012, (arranged marriage, not a real one) the arrangement didn’t work out in his favour, so he’s still on it till now.
5. He has been physically abusive to two of his ex’s, which he told me about. He also cheated on his ex that he was with for 10 years due to the distance. ( she’s in Nigeria)
6. He has tattoos on his body, which I’m not too fond about.
7. Most of his friends are heavy drinkers and smokers. His best friend cheats significantly on his wife.

I know we’re not perfect, and we all come with some kind of baggage. I’m a young God fearing lady of 24, and I just believe that this may be too much for me to handle.

He’s a nice guy, and he’s told me he loves me and I can see it in his actions. He was honest enough to tell me everything about his past, but I don’t know how to process all this information.

I don’t know what to do, but I believe God is warning me with all these signs. Am I being too judgemental or should I slowly drift away?

Topmaike007:
funny you, this into the Badland Will not end in season 3 at all we are going to season 6

Naijaguy123:
Gowon, the ibo will not forget him quick . He gave Ojukwu a good kicking then Ojukwu fled to Abidjan . Then came another Maxi Kanu , one gun shot he was in the forest only to appear in Israel .

Naijaguy123:
Gowon, the ibo will not forget him quick . He gave Ojukwu a good kicking then Ojukwu fled to Abidjan . Then came another Maxi Kanu , one gun shot he was in the forest only to appear in Israel .

KingLennon:
Who send am? E get luck say e no gum there

KingLennon:
Who send am? E get luck say e no gum there

Uyi168:
.. And in naija,people don't do worse abii

Hotfreezer:
Tony Elumelu foundation annual donation is bigger than Kenya's annual budget.

Kenya that is dragging with Alimosho local government is talking nonsense.

If Dangote fails to buy Arsenal, he should buy Kenya and let's be dumping our waste there since Visionscape has failed in Lagos.