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CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:03am On Feb 05, 2024
unity004:
I am a very big fan of the weekend. Nobody can always get it right not even the Grammy's. You can't judge them on few events. Even I do call grammy awards Beyonce awards because she will never loss any nomination. The truth is with or without awards music should impact lives of people that's what matters but you see this current Nigerian musicians are singing rubbish
Omo some mistakes no dey easy to overlook o. They no even nominate am talk less of him not winning. Yet his album had up to 3 songs that made no 1 on billboard.
Still from the album to the songs none was nominated. 

I used to hear Eminem say that they are corrupt but I only started to realize when they snubbed the weeknd. The weeknd also said they are corrupt. I can only take them serious when the weeknd decides that they are credible and starts submitting his music to them again. Even drake is snubbing them.

For Nigerian music tho I'll just say it's the type of music their fans want to hear.
I think if Grammy wanted to give intellectual music for that category I think arya starr should have won it for her song "Rush".
CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by ElasmoBranchii(m): 8:17am On Feb 05, 2024
unity004:
Yeah compare with the rubbish songs in the same category
Okay let me ask you for someone to compose a song that stayed in the top 10 on the chart for more than a year when other artists songs fade out in a month. What does that tell you?

Nobody in the music industry has ever achieved that.

Even the Grammy realized their mistake and scraped out the committee that overlooked his music.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by ElasmoBranchii(m): 8:05am On Feb 05, 2024
unity004:
Lol u don't know Grammy awards, the awards is for intellectual music and not popularity besides They favour Americans to outsiders that's why people like ed Sheeran and the weekend are some time not nominated or awarded
That means that tyla song about squirting is intellectual music... interesting.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by ElasmoBranchii(m): 7:50am On Feb 05, 2024
EromsOko:
The Grammy is cooked. Ask Eminem why he stopped attending this Grammy awards. Make your money and forget about this plaque. Go and Sign the contract with them and you will win this award. Ask Jay Z how he did it. Contact me and I can help you.
Omo since the time they snub The Weeknd in the 2021 awards despite him the fact that he had a song "Blinding Lights" that was on top 10 in billboard hot 100 for more than a year, I no dey take them seriously again.
CelebritiesRe: Love Doesn’t Dishonour Others To Make 1 Happy”- Davido’s Babymama Larissa Says by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:13pm On May 22, 2023
"that she loves soft men, a proper lover boy ready to die for her"

I wonder if she saw all these qualities in davido before he impregnated her.

Thank God for the redpill.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 7:32pm On Apr 29, 2023
Weirdgee:
Short with isolated margin and 10X leverage
When you place an order, the price you specify is known as the trigger price.

The trigger price is not always equal to the executed price because of slippage.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 2:01pm On Apr 29, 2023
Weirdgee:
Sorry I entered 42.0 not 42.7 and market was at 42.250 as at then
long or short?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 1:23pm On Apr 29, 2023
Weirdgee:
Good day guys I used 42.7 as my entry point on a future trade but I'm seeing now that my entry point is 42.07 I don't know why it's 42.07 instead of the 42.7 I entered
Pls somebody should explain
- What was the market price before you placed the order?
- Did you go long or short?
- Was there already an open position on the same coin before you made the order?
RomanceRe: These Ladies Just Got The Shock Of Their Lives!!! (*pictures) by ElasmoBranchii(m): 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2023
Rokiat:
When I tell these fools don’t a pursue
Man they thought I was joking…….I don’t know why women are getting so desperate these days smh.

The whole dating game so fu…ck up these days and I blame social media and dating apps for this. When the game was good before all these dating apps men actually went up to women and got her number etc
Call me old fashion but I prefer it this way.


I don’t know when did men become so feminine as to want to now be chased by women. Gay tendencies I tell you.
Don't you think the real reason you prefer it this way is because you are scared of rejection.

It's not desperation.
RomanceRe: Pictures Attached: Please Help How Can I Get Rid Of Pimples On My Chin by ElasmoBranchii(m): 8:37am On Apr 23, 2023
Failure2019:
Wash your face with clean sparkling water.


Make to change your pillow cases and bed sheets every week


Eat eggs and drink Milk
See your answer here
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 7:56pm On Apr 16, 2023
Johnchrix:
When Hakimi told his wife YOU'RE ALL I HAVE" she thought he was joking.
grin grin... this one off me
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 11:59pm On Mar 30, 2023
dhiqson:
Are you for us or against us!!?

Why can't you adhere to the unwritten rule
Ignore ignore ignore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please ignore that guy. I don't know why he wants to form macho on top faceless forum "no one can give you rules" my feet.

Martinez how are you able to detect clowns so easily. That's a skill I need to learn.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 8:56pm On Mar 30, 2023
Martinez39s:
A day after Seuñ came here, look at the message I received from a complete foòl. She later erased the post as seen in the second picture. Whether the hòe is capping or not, the hatred against this thread is real... obviously. This thread will keep moving on, haters can cry and choke on their poo.
I have never seen anything so jobless. Hope that thing will stop attention seeking and finally get a life.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2023
Please be aware of posts that are meant to trigger a negative response and ignore accordingly
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 7:25pm On Mar 28, 2023
Seun:
Women don't like the movement. They feel that it's misogynistic.
Can you please push our thread to front page. It will help a lot of men on the verge of committing suicide.
EducationRe: Can A Guru Help Solve This Quantitative Reasoning? by ElasmoBranchii(m): 4:43pm On Mar 28, 2023
SECTION A

For the example
1) 8 —> [21] = 15
8 —> [(3)× 7] = 7 + 8 = 15

2) 9 —> [24] = 24
9 —> [(3)× 8] = 8 + 9 = 24

3)3 —> [36] = 15
3 —> [(3)× 12] = 12 + 3 = 15
RomanceRe: (Update) Tempted To Order An Escort But Don’t Honestly Want To. Konji Isn’t Good by ElasmoBranchii(m): 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2023
canada123:
Would appreciate the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

read the first few pages you will find some useful tips. And introduce yourself on the thread, the president will reply you.

If you need some motivations to help you quit

read

https://illimitablemen.com/2014/04/13/monk-mode/


https://illimitablemen.com/2016/02/28/champions-mentality-how-to-stop-being-a-loser-become-epic/
RomanceRe: (Update) Tempted To Order An Escort But Don’t Honestly Want To. Konji Isn’t Good by ElasmoBranchii(m): 5:59pm On Mar 27, 2023
canada123:
Hi everyone,

Would appreciate if I’m not crazily judged though. I live in Canada Ontario and I’m single and lonely. The weather isn’t helping also. I’ve been having this strong urge to order an escort . Actually talked to a couple of them on Tryst. There are Latinos and really beautiful. But I honestly don’t want to proceed but my konji is making me look towards it and I feel disgusted with myself for having such strong sexual feelings.

Price is $500 for one hour and I’m looking at booking a 2 hours session.

I just feel bad.

Would appreciate any advice to overcome this crazy urge. Please don’t crazily insult me thanks

Canada isn’t all rosy after all sadly
You said you are addicted to porn. I feel that's actually where your problem is. If you can try to abstain from sex and PMO for 3 months (best if you can go 6months). It is going to be hard but you can do it. Your brain will reset. I have done it before. Best way to do this is cut off social media and don't have much free time.

Also with that money get a gym membership and start jogging once a week and weight training through out this 3/6 month period. This will help improve your physical appearance.

There is a thread on nairaland for people trying to quit PMO addiction if you want the link I can send to you.

If you can try to do this. Then you will see changes in your addiction.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m):
AndrewTate:
Yenyenyen...
Maybe if you'd have explained why what I did was wrong without insulting me just like most of you do here.


if you doubt me go up the thread and read through
Imagine having to educate every single person that makes the same mistake as you did when the answers to your question are in the first few pages of this thread. I think you already know we have this rule but maybe you don't know why we have them.

1. This thread is seen as a male-only space. No one is against you relating with women but do so outside this thread.
We don't need redpill inputs from women here. As we already know the manipulative nature of women.
Just as they brought up the term "Real Man" they will come with "Real Redpiller" even though they don't know what it takes to be a man or a redpiller. They just manipulate the terms to suit themselves.

If you need more understanding of this read Rollo tomassi's "Rational Male" to understand what happens when women infiltrate a male-only space.


2. To ensure decorum on this thread.
Because there is every possiblity that a bluepilled mod might delete this whole thread if he thinks we are toxic to any female member on this thread.

Have you ever wondered why the person that created this beautiful thread deleted his account?

3. The person you are even chatting with is the most persistent troll that we have ever seen on this thread. Most OG's on this thread know her very well. There is no method she has not used to infiltrate this thread. Even coming undercover as a male.
I was just waiting for when you will realize that, if you are truly redpill aware.
Most times when women are praising you, you have to zoom out and check if truly you are on the right side.

P.S Try as much as possible to read Rollo tomassi's Rational Male and the first few pages of this thread.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 7:49am On Mar 23, 2023
luminouz:
I believe the moniker is a woman. Or else how do I explain the constant validation after being warned? Using that moniker itself is a nice cover.
You might be right.

I had wanted to explain to him why what he is doing is wrong, maybe he thinks this is the first time she (Zzor) is visiting this thread. But I thought at the end of the day the guy might just be a troll. I think that's why Martinez hasn't said anything yet.

If he is really legit he will soon find out what her mission is on this thread.
RomanceRe: Spot The Problem With This Picture by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:27pm On Mar 16, 2023
The man is walking and texting
EducationRe: Pls This Is My Niece's Assignment Who Can Help Us Solve It by ElasmoBranchii(m): 1:12pm On Mar 09, 2023
wahles:
Oh ! I come late. Just keep
Substituting
It should be
(A+B) - (C+D)

or
A + B - C - D
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 12:17pm On Jan 21, 2023
They don start to dey spam this thread with fake coins...Is this the hand work of Mr Nasdaq.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2023
LikeAking:
When u dey talk like this, how u expect me to give u my number. Set up all those cam stuffs becos of you? For wat?

Wetin you one give me?

I know dey on FB.. I am on LinkedIn.

I be serious person.... This part is a joke o. FB is Soo cool.
You must be a clown in real life I swear cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:10am On Dec 17, 2022
IronCastle:
You and the rest of the
quarter-baked detectives
parading on here need
to take a chill pill!
Nobody held you at gun-point to force you to accept the challenge so why do you want them to force you to release the money.

If you had come back with even $300 that's 200% gain. You would have earned a lot of people's respect and more opportunities. But see the road you chose.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 9:28pm On Dec 16, 2022
armadeo:
You cannot be a scammer if you aren't confident. That's the trick. Had he hesitated he won't have gotten the 100 bucks now he is chilling with toothpick and reading with alternates.

He won't show his face here again as deflover. That account would be grounded on this thread forever.

Lol. 100 dollars
Yeah but the usual reaction of most scammers is to insult and cut communication when they have been figured out.

His scam had been called out a long time ago but he was confident that he would still scam someone here that's why he was persistent.

Don't be surprised if he still comments on this thread again as deflover.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 9:21pm On Dec 16, 2022
IronCastle:
You should have given this guy benefit of doubt before labelling him a scammer and posting his pics here!
At least change the way you write so it won't be so obvious.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:50am On Dec 16, 2022
Felixamos:
See man, it's pride that ruined him... One Mazi moniker even offered to refund the 100dollars back to cmoney if he could come out and say he blew the account but deflover didn't show up... Now that's pride..
He is a big disgrace. I've never seen a scammer so confident as he.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 12:26pm On Dec 13, 2022
First of all, I think the people that directly or indirectly condemned omobola before hearing her side of the story should apologize.

Whether she is a picker or not. She has clarified the whole story which was easy to see since the accuser has been avoiding questions and was not consistent with the figure he claimed he was scammed off.

What you guys are just doing now is to avoid looking foolish.

This is just a lesson that you shouldn't be quick to judge a story from one side.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ElasmoBranchii(m): 10:29pm On Nov 21, 2022
Francis95:
Yesterday at my Faculty, I saw a junior colleague seated in the stair case with her coursemate (guy). I had met the girl once inside one of the classrooms but forgot to get her contact. She is quite beautiful like very cute and tall. So as i saw her in our Faculty building yesterday I signaled her to come. She came, after exchanging pleasantries and all I asked her to give me her contact so I would call her later because I was actually in a haste. This girl told me that she will only trade her number for a chilled coke. I told her I'm not getting her any drink, she said no problem that that's what she's gonna trade her number with because the weather was really hot.
I turned my back on her and left smiling cheesy . I wasn't surprised because I know Simps have been doing that for her. Thank God for Redpill.
You did well. There are also other ways you could have handled it too. I think cave's comment was cool.

I have had a somewhat similar situation. I told her to come to where I was seated and that I wanted to talk to her(She is someone I already knew and was flirting with). She said how much will i pay her to come. I didn't say anything to her. At the end of the day na she come dey chase me.

With girls, I have observed it is best not to take what they say at face value. Take it as a joke and still go along with your intention (I can tell you know this already)

Most times they say what they say for the sole purpose of catching you off guard and gauging your reaction.

Next time you see her (that's if you are still interested) strike up a conversation with her then request the number again.

Watch her body language if she reminds you about the coke with a slight smile then you know the coke is not her problem but how you respond to the test. If her body language is cold, just move to the next one.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by ElasmoBranchii(m): 1:13pm On Nov 07, 2022
donproject2:
can't forget the day, I go the barbershop no meet the oga, nah this mature apprentice I meet for shop. Him say make I no worry say him go give me bad haircut, I gree say make him gimme gallas...people of God, shey make I no lie you? The guy legit gimme bad haircut as he promised, I open eye look mirror, omooor, I look my head my head look me, look my head my head look me, wetin I see pass my power and ability, laugh I no fit laugh, cry I no fit cry, this guy nah bandit aswear.

For my mind, I know if I comot the shop like that say make I no cast the guy, ajeh people go dey run from me, with the hair wey the guy gimme, I wan resemble mad man small. I kuku tell the guy make e skin for me, him ask me say why oga why nah, I tell ham I wan surprise my babe make him no worry. Me wey hate to dey skin pass anything, I no gree comot house for a week.
Guy I can relate but I didn't cut skin. I prefer to use cap/hat to cover up. Sometimes I go out without cover but people have to look twice to recognize it's me. Thank God the hair has grown.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElasmoBranchii(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2022
GRACEGLORY:
Almighty was attributed to their roles, not to their being.

You remember The Almighty formula, if you happen to be a student of core mathematics.
The formula is given that attribute simply because it’s capable not only of solving all mathematical problems because it’s also capable of decoding and diagnosing all human problems and offer solutions to the same
You don't really believe the above is true. Do you?

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