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RomanceRe: Should I Forgive Her Or Move On? by elasticlala: 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2022
You can actually do both…. Forgive her and move on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 17th September 2022 by elasticlala: 11:37am On Sep 17, 2022
0:2 @ FT + 5 yellow cards
PhonesRe: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by elasticlala: 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2022
It affects it but the effect is negligible
PoliticsRe: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by elasticlala: 7:28pm On Aug 24, 2022
But why are they always going abroad to meet? Are there no good places to meet here in Nigeria ?

It’s funny how for every little thing, politicians travel far away to decide issues relating to Nigeria here. I still don’t understand …

May be because planes to crash easily like before again �
HealthRe: Should She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op): 3:58pm On Aug 23, 2022
Babastrong:
Leave the foetus!
it may be your prince or princess.
my wife conceived last year jenuary and was terribly sick through the period. She took alot of medications that i also thought of aborting the pregnancy.
but behold, she gave birth to a beautiful princess in octomber.
Quite encouraging… Thank you
HealthRe: Should She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
before we can help her, pls confirm the type of hard drug or mental illness she is suffering from...
She’s not suffering from the use of any hard drug nor mental illness. I have just explained the whole circumstances that surrounded her actions and intentions. I think that is enough premise for anyone to make recommendation.
HealthShould She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op):
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HealthRe: Man Accidentally Cuts Off His Testicles While Dreaming About Cutting Meat by elasticlala: 7:30am On Aug 20, 2022
Some people will just come here and make joke of everything. Do you know how dreams work? Do you know you can be attacked through dreams and manifest in physical? Wait until u hear similar cases in Nigeria. Things are happening and much more will happen because it is time for them to happen….
CrimeRe: Policemen Who Searched A Man's Phone In Lagos Arrested by elasticlala: 9:15am On Aug 09, 2022
Police response to crimes in Lagos seems to be swifter than in any other parts of Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by elasticlala: 2:25pm On Aug 06, 2022
Ikem11:
Fulham play so far is solid and compose. Mancity can't beat this team...unless they slack
Footfall doesn’t work that way. City will meet this same team and still beat them 6:1 or 6:0 sef
EducationRe: America University of Nigeria Gets ₦17 Million Grant From Google by elasticlala: 7:32am On Jul 23, 2022
Who did the calculation that the $112,400 = about N17,000,000 huh Nawa o!
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: IGP Orders Deployment Of DIG, Other Election Officers by elasticlala: 8:35am On Jul 11, 2022
When it’s time for election-related matters, they are quick to deploy troops but when it comes to attacks on the citizens, they would take eternity to decide what to do if they ever would. Useless and self-centered fools
EducationRe: Pictures Of One Of The Schools Tinubu Built In 2001 by elasticlala: 3:47pm On Jun 26, 2022
Assetinvestor:
No wonder why Atiku supporters have totally destroyed the ambition of Tinubu and made him unsellable. Most of tinubu supporters are senseless and extremely dull.

You're comparing schools Peter Obi built as a private citizen in 2019 to schools Tinubu built as the governor of the richest state in Nigeria? Where is your sensehuh

Meanwhile, here is how to play propaganda and fight for Tinubu and not this childish tantrums you're doing. Link is below:

https://www.nairaland.com/7196891/tinubu-must-not-go-down
That their very shallow mindset is the reason Nigeria can’t ever come out of its mess. Too many people who do not just think but think far in the wrong direction
HealthRe: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by elasticlala: 12:22pm On Jun 09, 2022
Some people here who are advising you to keep the baby know deep down in their hearts, if they were in your shoe, they wouldn’t keep it.
I just have some few things to say & a question to ask u based on what you have written up there…

1. What becomes of that girl if in the end, she keeps the baby and u on the other hand goes for someone else later in life and abandon the one that had a child for u? Probably at that time, she must have long dropped out of school and disown by her parents …..

Do u think if she knows both of u might not end up together, she would ever consider keeping the child ?

I’m asking this because from the look of things, u really don’t have any idea of the long term effects of any of the options before u…
The girl on the other hand doesn’t have up to 2% of what is before her. If she knows, she probably would have aborted it long before telling u she was pregnant so so so time … The truth about life is beyond what they tell u on social media platforms.

Let me tell u a short story…
My first girlfriend was one of the daughters of a top redeem pastors in Lagos …she was brilliant and got admitted into the University early . She was 19 while I was 26….don’t try to think I got her pregnant �… she was t pregnant. Her immediate elder sister who came for pre-degree in those days got pregnant for a 300L law student who said he doesn’t want any child …not even in the next 8yrs from that time… but this girl was so obsessed with the guy and decided she won’t abort it even if he forsakes her … the guy actually stopped conversing with her and she didn’t care. She decided to not tell her parents about the pregnancy so that by the time they would get to know, it would not be possible for them to consider abortion again….. Of course it was easy for her because she didn’t go home for a long time. To cut the long story short, she later decided to go home after about 4 months…. Immediately the father saw her that she was pregnant, he didn’t even wait for the mum to return. He immediate took her in the car to a hospital in lagos, that was owned by one of his friends, and removed the 4 months old baby….Baba didn’t even bother asking her who, how, when and why it happened… The pastor removed the child straight away…. I was shocked. Till today, I will never forget that incidence…

For your situation, consider several things before u decide on what to do…. I wish u the best in whatever u do.
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos From Ondo Catholic Church Attack by elasticlala: 4:24pm On Jun 05, 2022
Afonjakid:
How are we sure it's fulani herdsmen,

Who even saw then to conclude it's them..
It can be afonjas looking for cheap skulls to mine
What other evidence do u need? Why wasn’t it a mosque? Why not market? Why a church? Have u been I’ve in this country since all these years and do not know how they operate ?
CrimeRe: Unknown Assailants Attack 2/1 New Site Kubwa, Wound Scores (Graphic Pics) by elasticlala: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2022
They should stop using the word, “unknown assailants”. The pattern of cuts inflicted on the victims and the positions match that Fulani jihadist. Compare with the ones in Benue, Kaduna, Jos, et al.
PoliticsRe: Army Kills Iswap/boko Haram Spiritual Leader, 'several Terrorists' In Borno by elasticlala: 6:38pm On Apr 29, 2022
Jashub:
We are tired of audio killings o .
It irritates me more than anything. They think they are wise but they are fooling themselves
PoliticsRe: Senate Outlaws Ransom Payments, Kidnapping Now Punishable By Death by elasticlala: 7:33pm On Apr 28, 2022
So, it’s only when the victims die that the abductors get death penalty? And the person who pays ransom get 15yrs jail term? What is now the difference between doing good and doing evil in terms of judgement in the sight of this government ? Do they really think at all? Why should a federal government be having soft spot for a group of miscreants who have inflicted series of pain and hardship in the lives of innocent citizens ? Nonsense!
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Enugu Communities, Three Residents Killed (Photo) by elasticlala: 7:54pm On Apr 17, 2022
You guys should prepare. This one is not the main thing; they are planning a bigger one….they only did this to test your reaction and to know your strength and weakness. Their hearts are full of Evil
CelebritiesRe: Osinachi: Marriage Is Not By Force, Shine Your Eyes – Nathaniel Bassey by elasticlala: 4:11pm On Apr 13, 2022
Tonycart:
Who says he cannot remarry hmmmmm
Help me ask am o!
Which bible says such a person can’t remarry ?
I wonder if there are other Bibles we do not have access to…
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Prove To My Employer That I Am A Graduate? by elasticlala: 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2022
Wait. Didn’t u submit your CV with all necessary credentials when you applied for the job? Or how could you have been given an offer without even a notification of result? Just wondering the kind of job that you are referring to. Anyway, employers would usually request that you at least, present a notification of result as a fresh graduate before you could be given an offer… they also need it for documentation purpose, especially during audit exercise.
Christianity EtcRe: God Hates Divorce But What Do You Do When One Party Walks Out Of A Marriage? by elasticlala:
Leave those people that just read only one portion of the Bible and start shouting God hates this and that bla bla bla…. as if that is the only thing that God hates. Most people that do not divorce do much more things that God hates and they are there shouting ‘upandan’. If a man or woman has gone to marry another person, the partner is automatically free to remarry because the former had already bridged the edge of sexual default. In the other situation, if an ‘unbelieving wife’ chooses to leave, the husband is also free… I rest my case. Don’t allow any religious fanatics to threaten u with God’s this and that… they aren’t God.
FoodRe: The Bush Rat I Killed Today.. by elasticlala: 5:41pm On Mar 23, 2022
omolola100:
I decided to go and pluck cashew , and I saw this Bush Rat under the cashew tree, it was still breathing when I saw it, I had to use a long stick to smash the head.
That animal is not usually active during the day because of its vision. It must have been bitten by a snake in its hole…that was why it became weak. On a norm, u can’t set your eyes on that stuff twice before it zooms off. Don’t eat it…
Foreign AffairsRe: Jens Stoltenberg Warns Russia That Attack On Arms Convoys Will Be An Escalation by elasticlala: 9:04am On Mar 13, 2022
Northernblood5:

Yes. they don't even know that Putin doesn't mean well for them. Putin's selfish mind is this "If we don't get it, then everyone will sink " Africans don't know that if that Maniac releases those Nuclear weapons which many will be shot down in the sky, when wind blows, it carries it and when rain falls, it brings it. At the end of the day, life will become unlivable for the living.

That is the Maniac idiots are supporting due to Religion
Don’t mind those fools ranting Putin Putin Putin… they won’t for once read about modern TNT bombs and their impacts. They really don’t know how TNT bombs work and the scope of their impacts on humans and on the planet. If only they have a glimpse of what they are talking about, they would rather pray it doesn’t happen than support one idiot trying to initiate its use.
NYSCRe: How The Nysc Orientation Camp Has Been Turned To A Business Hub By The Goverment by elasticlala: 10:16am On Mar 10, 2022
SalisuJasper:
I am currently in plateau state nysc orientation camp and with what i have seen so far, the government needs to do better as the 21days in camp can actually put you into depression if you are not bouyant in cash.

The officials have turned the place to a living hell and they find a means in all ways to extort student instead of making life very easy.

i will be pointing out some point thats need to be checked.

They disconnect all the socket in the camp and corp members are being forced to charge at the mami market.

Power bank goes for 100 naira and phones goes for 70 naira. You will have to charge everyday and lets say 200 naira per day for 21days thats total of 4,200.

using of the POS machine for cash withdrawal.

They do not charge the normal fee they do outside the camp.

To collect 1k is 100 naira and anything above that is 200 naira, 8k is 250 and 10k is 300.

Just imagine all this.

Most times we will have to buy water in the morning for 50 naira, when there will be no water in the tank to bath.

I thought the government make provisions for all this and i wonder why the officials are milking the people dry thru the maami market.
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It a common thing with northern states. It was like that in Sokoto about 11 years ago when I served.
SportsRe: Manchester Derby: Manchester City And Manchester United Meet At Etihad Stadium by elasticlala: 7:43am On Mar 06, 2022
Tough game
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Suspends Sale Of Rocket Engines To US: "Let Them Fly On Brooms" by elasticlala: 5:58pm On Mar 03, 2022
Philipmems:
It's unfortunate hypocrites like you that hide behind religion is so myopic that you can't see beyond your nose. Silicone valley is the home of technology, Elon musk and his peers has revolutionized space technology, if you are dumb enough to think that Russia not collaborating with the US for their rocket engine technology has any effect on the US, then you are clearly not a critical thinker as I expect from fake religious fanatics.
With your commitment to religion and all the pastors and churches in Nigeria, can you explain to the world why Nigeria is not flowing with milk and honey as promised for God's people in the Bible?
U could also have been able to make all of these points without any insult to the man. Still try to respect people especially when they air their views without insult to anybody. When u see some of these people you insult behind your keyboards in real life, u would bow in respect to them no matter what they say.
CareerRe: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by elasticlala(op): 7:41pm On Feb 25, 2022
SaiRuiMall:
OP,
First of all, you do not deserve the PhD.
Who seeks advice about moving to a country yet leaving out vital information such as the name of the country in question?.
My sincere advice to you is : Return the PhD certificate, open a business center where you will offer computer training to jambites.
Thank u. Come and collect the certificate from me ooo… u hear ?
How old are u by the way ? U really think crucial decisions in life are based only on what you see or hear? Have u ever heard of the saying “” in the multitude of counselors, there is safety” ?
CareerRe: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by elasticlala(op): 5:29pm On Feb 25, 2022
1forall:
You don't need a PhD in linguistics to write good grammar.
No doubt about that. However, writing good English is not a measure of one’s intelligence, it only shows how well u understand the language. After all, pass marks range from 45 to 100. If they ask u to write a one-page discussion on a topic now, I’m sure one would find some grammatical errors there.
CareerRe: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by elasticlala(op): 3:16pm On Feb 25, 2022
princewarri1985:
Even the dumbest person in the whole of planet earth knows that the 1000 USD job is the best job for you to choose! The kind of questions some nairalanders ask ehn is very annoying. And lastly i believed you paid your way through your phd programe because so ssce holders write better than this, even though your phd is on computer science, thats still no excuse
Seriously? Paid way through PhD obtained from the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University? A PhD research supervised by two Professors and defended before 7 Professors ? U are really not saying anything sensible here. … I don’t want to say more pls. Read the post and if u couldn’t understand what I wrote up there, simply ignore and keep mute.
CareerRe: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by elasticlala(op): 2:30pm On Feb 25, 2022
I sincerely thank all of you for your words of advice and encouragement. God bless you richly. A word is truly enough for the wise…

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