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RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:00am On Oct 12, 2019
hstar:
I mean her size, amen, so shall it be
No oh...
I don't want that type of build. She is overweight.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:58pm On Oct 11, 2019
Kaycee54321:
It depends on your body type. But the thing with gym is once you leave it, you start losing fitness.

But intensive gyming for 2 months especially with heavy weights will lead to visible results even if minimal. It'll make you hungrier and what you eat will be converted to muscle mass when you train.
Aiit thanks man
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:56pm On Oct 11, 2019
EBUBS:
Zoom IN VERY WELL YOU'LL SEE THERE'S a BABE UNDER OPS BED
Haba guy...
Where the babe now? My bed isn't even shown in the photo. It is to my right hand side from the photo
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:53pm On Oct 11, 2019
killmods:
Lolzz okay eat beans steady and lift weights day and night. It works. When u reach ur desired weight just stop. No be carry weight ooh i mean real repeated curls and then ur legs too squats with heavy weight repeatedly. Those complan na scam. Beans na the koko. After two weeks if u do it right people go begin complain cheesy
Everyone seems to be recommending bean...if only they knew how much beans I have hitherto eaten.
All hands seem to be pointing towards gymning. I guess I will have to find a way of scheduling gymn into my weekly routine. Thanks G
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:46pm On Oct 11, 2019
killmods:
Lolzz okay eat beans steady and lift weights day and night. It works. When u reach ur desired weight just stop. No be carry weight ooh i mean real repeated curls and then ur legs too squats with heavy weight repeatedly. Those complan na scam. Beans na the koko. After two weeks if u do it right people go begin complain cheesy
Thank you my guy. Looks like i might need to invest in some weights.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:34pm On Oct 11, 2019
chukzyfcbb:
Bro see don't stress it,
The older we get the slower our metabolism becomes, and as you dey chop chop you go add.

Plus you are not even skinny, I wonder why the ish

As for me, partly na dna. I have been in 90kg+ for some years now cheesy but need to cut it down coz as I get older it becomes harder as my body engine go slow down
Wow...
You weigh approximately 2 bags of Dangote cement you know cheesy
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:32pm On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:
You're welcome smiley



Lol oga, im glad for the fact that you created another moniker...why are you eating golden morn lol are you a baby cheesy I cant even tolerate the smell sef

Anyway golden morn is a maize/corn-based cereal... corn is good for energy but has a low protein content. You can try adding groundnut to it to increase the protein or you can try cutting pieces of banana into it to increase the overall energy content for exercise and mass-building

The indomie and fish is a good one..though indomie is not too nutritious. Did it have any vegetables in it? Carrots, cabbage, green beans, etc?

And why are you only eating twice a day? What happened to your lunch huh



Yeah there's dignity in it but unfortunately some are more dignified than others...bags of cement dont care about your back but your desk-chair does...
As in, where will some one find time to be buying carrot, cabbage etc and who has the time to be was cooking in the first place? I am constrained to eat quick meals like golden morn in the morning and cooked foods from local restaurants/canteens in the evening hrs. I have kind of improved on my daily food intake though as I now eat around 11pm or 12am. I was told at such off-peak periods in some way promote weight gain.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
press up
I swear i busted into laugher after seeing your moniker. Guy, why u dey fvck up like this na?

cheesy

RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:18pm On Oct 11, 2019
hstar:
This man u dey jovial o, from your post gan lasan, I know say u b peaceful guy. Respect to you jor wink
But I pray you later find solution to your slim body, and guess what? grin
What?
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
chukzyfcbb:
story

way back in school, my roomie was slim and wanted to put on weight.

So I forced him to join me in pushups, we do pushups almost every day, doing several reps.....Also got complan (milk for body building) , took Quaker oat all the time with milk, chop beans tire......


still baba no add, body was just hard coz of the back to back press-up, whereas my own shoulder dey expand by the hour.

I later understood these guys have High metabolism, they have to feed thier body Soo much food that the high metabolism won't be able absorb and break it all down quickly.

As we age, this metabolism drops so you can add later. Don't stress over it
Wow. I always thought that my low body mass was a consequence of my genetic coding but i have doubts because I actually don't eat much and all my family members have high body mass. The youngest is about 61kg.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:12pm On Oct 11, 2019
owelle22:
Go and make money bro
Believe me if you hammer weda u eat or not you go add
I don flash God tire but e no gree pick my call. I just hope say e see the missed call sha
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:06pm On Oct 11, 2019
chukzyfcbb:
when some of us are looking for how to shed weight

some are looking to add

Inside life
The paradox of life. Like say they should grind you and me to powder, mix us, and then divide us into two equal separate halves again while we retain our usual features.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:03pm On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:
Hahaha kpele cheesy i meant that maybe you didnt get much chance to exercise/strain yourself. Please dont do the manual labour oh...dont want you to open another thread about your back paining you..
There is dignity in any kind of legally valid labour. Man gas do anything that will put food on the table.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 11:01pm On Oct 11, 2019
killmods:
Op must be a brick layer.. this isn't gym body at all grin
I be brick layer na em I no get six pacs and muscle like John Cena? grin

If i was a brick layer, I wouldnt even need to create this thread in the first place.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:
Yeah sugar cravings are quite common. This sounds like mostly a psychological problem...youve conditioned yourself to thrive on less food or cheap food. Its not a bad thing but you maybe you should be more adventurous with your meals so that you can add. for example, what did you eat today?
Morning: golden morn
Night: indomie and fish
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:54pm On Oct 11, 2019
ruggedtimi:
complan didnt work for me, so try multi vitamins
I have tried complan, multivitamins, soymilk, peak milk oh...all na scam. Chai
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:53pm On Oct 11, 2019
Skmoda360:
Ahr!!! Bro.....you need to eat lotta fruits and forget about those ones that says you should eat good food.....but it's good to eat balanced diet not just good food....e.g shawarma can be good food but it's not balanced diet...mehn!!! I dey complain about my 78kg and I'm not fat.
Well, 78kg is not bad but critical if you are at least 1.77m tall. Any thing less would mean you are overweigt. How tall are you?
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:47pm On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:
Youre welcome...lol i actually happened on this thread accidentally after my finger slipped whilst pressing my phone...I guess it was fate... cheesy
A very good accident I must say. Your suggestion and 2 others look practical and executable. Thanks
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:45pm On Oct 11, 2019
Eyeness:
Because you can't feed yourself as an adult abi?
We can feed our selves. Its just that some of us are very bad cooks, the way some people are bad at chores.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:42pm On Oct 11, 2019
Skmoda360:
Mehn!!! Your age pls? What is your weight as per kg?
I am 27 and my weight fluctuates around 56,57and 58kg. Let's say my average weight for a month could be 57.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
SKhanmi:
Forget story. You don't eat enough. I was like you some years ago,now I can't fit into half of my former cloths. Find a way to eat 5-6 times a day. Real food. Then do push ups in the morning & before you sleep if you can't buy dumb/bar bells .The higher the number of pushups the better. Don't forget to minimize stress.
This looks very practical and easy to engineer. Thank you so much.

#modified.
I think I can purchase dumb bells. Just saw a set for 30k on konga now.

I have captured this.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2019
ruggedtimi:
try and eat three square meal top with fruits and chocolates. With a good rest everyday.. If possible avoid sex for a month
Ok. And do u know of any growth catalyst?
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
ruggedtimi:
try and eat three square meal top with fruits and chocolates. With a good rest everyday.. If possible avoid sex for a month
Chai...how u go say make I no fvck for one month na? Sex is part of gymning too jorr. Thunder kee you there cheesy

RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2019
NiklauseFred:
Bro no reason am you be OROBO for where I dey grin grin[color=#006600][/color]
Chai. That means u need to gymn and eat more than me ooo
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
midnighter:
That's a good point. Maybe he has an office job
I cant believe u are even supporting him angry

If u have menial labour that pays >300k, I will do oh
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:15pm On Oct 11, 2019
meobizy:
My friend, go and do menial labour. You’ll gain weight and eat like an animal.
grin
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 10:13pm On Oct 11, 2019
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Is it that you don't feel hungry or you get irritated if the food is not prepared in a particular way?
I just don't feel hungry and even if I did, I fill up easily. To worsen the whole issue, I crave for things with low nutrients like biscuit, softdrinks etc infact my nickname in camp was "coke" because I could drink one 50cl bottle and eat N30 active fibre biscuit and I would be good to go for a long time as long as I dont run. I always dodged NYSC parade.

What's your best food? And when did the poor appetite start...
I can't really say what my best food is actually. My poor appetite started from my undergraduate days, around second year. Since I had to subsist on very little monthly stipend, I had to condition my body system to eat only once daily. Unfortunatelly, this has affected me till date and I am having difficulties correcting it.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
Nuclear99:
please next time just add very disturbing Graphics...
I don't think It is graphic. Some people above even said it is not so bad. tongue
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 9:59pm On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:
You're welcome

I understand that your body doesn't seem to accept the protein but are you taking enough of it? You mentioned that you mostly take junk food. Plus you need adequate rest

Lagos...at least you guys have a lot of beans dishes right? You'd try them with enough crayfish, well-seasoned fish and maybe some chicken if you can afford it . Ground crayfish is like natural protein powder

Yeah there's a lot you can do indoors. You can buy special weights and lift them when you have time and you can download weight-bearing exercise videos if you have the data. There's also a type of exercise called "Pilates", have you ever heard of it?

You're welcome, I understand...you want to build some bulk. It may still come naturally with age, but your best bet is diet and exercise
Thanks alot. This is quite very resourceful, I have screen shot it.

@other skinny guys on this thread,
This here could help us.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 9:55pm On Oct 11, 2019
hstar:
No vex guy man, oya help me tell her make she reply
Lol...i no vex ma guy...you have my blessing cheesy
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op):
Kaycee54321:
Bro, you're not skinny...but if you want to increase muscle mass, go to a proper gym and get a trainer


Bros, e get weights wey you go lift and aerobics wey you go do, your belly will open and you'll eat like never before... Add it with a good food time table as recommended by your trainer and you're good to go

Final tip : Many small meals a day work faster than three heavy meals at once.


Goodluck.
Don't really have time for gymn now...
But do u think I can get results from very intensive gymning for 2months with a trainer? I mean like a crash-gymn-course.
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2019
Originalsly:
Your body is pre programmed to be slim. To upset that... you can use steroids.... your body will develop fast like white chickens.... muscles from head to toe.... beach body in a hurry. But one drawback.... your heart...your liver... your kidneys are not programmed to cope with the additional mass.... they will be working overtime.
Consider the repercussions....just saying.
shocked
I aint looking for that level of build. Just need to add like 6 to 9kg only for optimal BMI.
Steroids is a no go area. The opportunity cost on using steroids is just yoo high. I'd rather be a toothpick than use steroids.

Thanks though.

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