Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by ElasticStone(m): 8:59am On Oct 25, 2019 |
DanXplore: Was coming back from lectures when I saw a mad woman who lived in a pile of rubbish about half a kilometer away from the school fence. Out of compassion, I bought egg roll and swan water for her because she looked so hungry. She hurriedly ate everything with so much excitement and before I knew what was going on she started following me everywhere...for about half an hour. Didn't know how to tell her to stop following me. Omo, see as people dey laugh me and my juvenile friends started calling her my wife. Lol. It took the intervention of security and some area boys to pursue her away. Had to stop plying that route for a while. |
Science/Technology › Re: Phillip Lawani Creates An Aircraft Using Wood (Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 2:17pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
Nothing irritates me more than this kind of rubbish. Keep disgracing Nigeria ko... |
Health › Re: Grinding Machine Removes Student’s Testicles In Bauchi by ElasticStone(m): 1:52pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
Wetin carry em balls go grinding machine?  |
Celebrities › Re: Bose Oladimeji: "My Husband Beats & Rapes Me When Drunk" by ElasticStone(m): 5:40pm On Oct 21, 2019 |
AwkaetitiBabe: Disadvantages of watching Xvideos.com. How did u know about this site and its contents?
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Celebrities › Re: Bose Oladimeji: "My Husband Beats & Rapes Me When Drunk" by ElasticStone(m): 8:39am On Oct 21, 2019 |
 Later, when they say stop dating drunkards, people you meet in club etc because there's very little chance of them being morally upright, you begin to say we are judging. It is well. |
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi: The Greatest Player Of The 21st Century By Independent by ElasticStone(m): 12:49am On Oct 21, 2019 |
Ronaldo fans coming for the OP 
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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElasticStone(m): 10:23am On Oct 20, 2019*. Modified: 9:57am On Feb 12, 2020 |
Trimque2k1: well said though,but the thing is something I can't understand myself.some times some will even request to go pee during the action and I begin to wonder if Dickson has really done that level of damage to dem... Lol. Peeing during sex will definately turn me off. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElasticStone(m): 10:14am On Oct 20, 2019 |
Trimque2k1: Must you know everything about girls habit B4 nko?when you have a girlfriend, you will realise it would be important to update yourself on their biological functions. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElasticStone(m): 10:12am On Oct 20, 2019 |
XhosaNostra: To go fan her fanny  You seem to watch Batman series alot. Doesn't Harley Quinn creep you out? |
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElasticStone(m): 10:08am On Oct 20, 2019 |
LMaO. Some people are quite consistent in following up whenever sex related topics are raised. I am watching you in 8k tv  |
Education › Re: Nearly First Class: What Class Of Degree Is This? by ElasticStone(m): 6:13am On Oct 19, 2019 |
Cc: Danxplore |
Education › Re: Is This True About First Class Students? by ElasticStone(m): 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2019 |
Cc: Danxplore |
Sports › Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 3:37pm On Oct 15, 2019*. Modified: 10:30pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Messi!!! |
Romance › Re: Kelvin Osasere & Tobe Omigie: Wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by ElasticStone(m): 12:35pm On Oct 15, 2019*. Modified: 10:30pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
[quote author= post=83156559]Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder...[/quote]Come on gerrarahere
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Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ElasticStone(m): 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
Angelfrost: Luka Modric is overrated??!... Lol... Una go just carry phone begin dey type anyhow. Aside good passes and a few long range shots, what else is great about Modric? |
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ElasticStone(m): 6:55pm On Oct 14, 2019*. Modified: 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
Jokerman: A barcelonian list 
We are talking of the "greatest "... What has Messi done or acheived on won that this players haven't done
Pele Maradona Zidane Ronaldo CR7 Ronaldo fanboy spotted.  |
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ElasticStone(m): 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2019*. Modified: 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
Gbam!
My own additions
Legends: Jay Jay Okocha Great: E. Hazard, Kaka Good: Kanu, Samuel Eto o, luis Suarez Underrated: Casemiro, Aubameyang, Nglo Kante, Cavani, La Cazette Overrated: Luka Modric, Coutinho, Mandzukic
Modified# FTC: I dedicate this page to those who think Messi is the goat. Una sabi beta tin |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 1:28pm On Oct 12, 2019 |
Devops: Buy Whey Protien shake from jumia. 40k. Take it everyday before workout and after workout. You must workout, or you end up like Mr Ibu. Aid it With proper and good food. In the next one month, come back with a bottle of Moet and thank me. Ok my guy, thanks |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 8:57am On Oct 12, 2019 |
chudyprince: What a gay advocate Lol. And you are our CEO and comptroller general. I salute you sir  |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 8:55am On Oct 12, 2019 |
Skmoda360: Ehn ehn that's good........well if I'm short in weight my gf will call my attention to it...I'm surrounded by nurses (sister and gf). Lucky you... Just maintain a BMI of 20.5 to 24.5 and you will have minimal health problems. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 8:52am On Oct 12, 2019 |
AGIRI08: Does complan milk makes one fat.. From my own experience, no. Even u drink a whole truck of complan milk.  |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 7:02am On Oct 12, 2019 |
Skmoda360: 1.85m tall.....I'm really tall. Then you are very ok my guy. Your body mass index is around 22. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:42am On Oct 12, 2019 |
Alexaonfleek: I hope u don't consider 4 hours of sleep as sleeping well.i think the average working person should get about 6-7 hours of sleep Haba, I don't think sleep is a problem. It was before when I was doing masters but definately not now. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:40am On Oct 12, 2019 |
midnighter: Lol you still dont want to eat anything...I leave you in the capable hands of your girlfriend...you are truly a hardened case.
Godspeed!  Lol, girlfriend has resumed school o. Only hope of her coming is midsemester break. I gas feed on my own na. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:37am On Oct 12, 2019 |
Alexaonfleek: Also,op apart from good nutrition also try to make sure you're less stressed out.on the average,how many hours of sleep do u get in a day?.
When last did u just take your time to engage in relaxing activities and sports?
And try to eat a lot of pounded yam and egusi soup.for some weird reasons that food just crossed my mind  I think I sleep well. But there are nights i stay awake all thrpugh when I need to get some work done. For instance, I will need to start some work around 2am later...just hoping nepa will bring light cause my laptop is down. I still find time to sleep to make up for the lost hours of sleep notwithstanding. Poundo is not easy to get especially here in lagos |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:26am On Oct 12, 2019 |
khia: I think you wanted to show off your body because you can easily find the information you need through Google. Your intentions aren't sincere. Well, that's your opinion but it is not the truth. I have used most of my findings from google for the past few months and have npt gotten any results and that's why I created this thread. Most of the results from googled are taylored towards the western system...i.e their foods, economy etc. For instance the mass gainers I saw from some you tube channels are not sold here in Nigeria. Well, even if you think my intentions are insincere, just pretend they actually are and drop your word of suggestion. Saying I am just trying to show off my body is beginning to feel like a compliment. It shows I might not be as bad as i had thought |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:20am On Oct 12, 2019 |
lefulefu: make time bros.over here where i am doing a school programme they sell lots of cheap junk foods here.KFC over here sells cheap junks.there is fried chicken,french fries and other cheap lots here but i dont eat them.i stocked my kitchen and fridge with fresh food.i have vegetables,carrots,oranges and nice bananas.when i want to prepare my stew i prepare the one dat will last me for the week and store in the fridge.when u eat well ur immune system becomes stronger and u become healthier but when u keep on eating susages,bisquits and other junks ur immune system gets weaker and any small infection lying around will just make u fall sick. Sadly, I am stuck with local bookhas since the supermarkets and local markets are quite far from where i reside. I am very lazy when it comes to shopping for groceries and it gets worse with distance. I am actually worried about my health. I noticed that unlike my secondary school days when I pay soccer for a full 90mins, I could barely play for 25 mins now. The only thing I can endure for long now is walking(treking) and za oda room games.  |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:16am On Oct 12, 2019 |
soulpeppersoup: Protein can't make you fat but carbohydrate will Any ideas what should be the carbohydrate to protein ratio intake rate for a 1.68m tall male that weighes 56kg? |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:13am On Oct 12, 2019 |
WalkerMichael: Lol. I tell you.. If he see me nko 
OP just wants to show off his small dvck ni... Mumuman
But this life get as e be sha... If you see the way some fat guys dey pray make them get this kind of op slim body ehn... Wait ooo, is my dick really that conspicuous? Of a truth, I did not post this with the motive of showing my dick off. I just wanted to capture my body anatomy so i could get professional advice on the subject. No one knows me and I blurred out my face so what would I gain if they say I have a big dick? If ladies want real big dick they will go to xvideos na. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:06am On Oct 12, 2019 |
midnighter: Lol humour me please ... I clicked this thread by mistake and now im too [b]interested in the guys matter [/b]hahaha Yes o, and I will follow though with some of what you suggested. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:03am On Oct 12, 2019 |
lefulefu: this one go sabi feed her husband with better nutritious food .ElasticStone u better carry biro and paper and list down the food wey she suggest make u dey chop . I tell you. I nominate her for minister for stomach infrastructure. |
Romance › Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by ElasticStone(op): 12:01am On Oct 12, 2019 |
BecaciaBarbie: Buy Apetamin syrup and thank me later! Works very fast, but as a guy you might need to gym so you don’t get all fleshy like a woman. Hmmn... The bolded has been noted. Thanks |