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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 4:05pm On Nov 14, 2019
Etr3y:
Panalyst help us confirm from ur source
It is 100% fake.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 4:04pm On Nov 14, 2019
Artexexes:
It's true guys. Dropped It was like a dream when I 1st saw it, I was busy sharing the testimony with family and friend before I remembered my Nairaland family. Although, I was almost sure of APL since day one, but all the cancellation rumors and silence from my contact began to make me doubt is it cancelled truly sef?

The journey of a thousand years ends one day..... Imela Chineke

January resumption, acceptance of offer Nover 30 deadline.

I return all the praise to you Baba God. Guys pls check ur emails

Dinwenu, a na m ekele gị!
You are a bastard. APL has not been released. Stop toying with people's feelings.
EducationRe: Do You have any Regrets Studying Engineering? by ElasticStone(m): 4:30pm On Nov 07, 2019
Come and join me in mathematics naa. Engineering is the junior brother of maths.
FoodRe: What Are The Alternative Foods To Replace Rice This Coming Festive Period? by ElasticStone(m): 5:35pm On Nov 04, 2019
Christie06:
He will understand I'm only trying to help a friend wink
Lol.

I sent a PM
FoodRe: What Are The Alternative Foods To Replace Rice This Coming Festive Period? by ElasticStone(m): 4:42pm On Nov 04, 2019
Christie06:
Deal grin
Hope say your boyfriend no go vex wink
FoodRe: What Are The Alternative Foods To Replace Rice This Coming Festive Period? by ElasticStone(m):
grin
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 10:30am On Oct 31, 2019
femi4:
Why make payment close to deadline? You have yourself to blame with the fire brigade approach
Guy, i paid on the 25th. About a week to deadline. Isn't that enough?
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 5:51pm On Oct 30, 2019
Toyosimuyiwa:
Please guys! am also owing dues of #14k, will i be able to write this November diet if i don't pay my outstanding dues?
Same amount I am owing too.
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 5:50pm On Oct 30, 2019
[quote author=wwwihy post=83598414]The Best thing is to go to ICAN office[/quote]I am currently not in lagos
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:38pm On Oct 30, 2019
otunbalamba:
CC: lalasticlala Dominique mynd44
wink we need people to see this
Exactly. The thing is so painful
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op):
plot:
They are quite very ineffectual. Just find your way to their head office when ever you return, you don't seem to have many options or you could visit any of their branches in your current state of residence

Modified#

Modes, helo this dude abeg:
Lalasticlala, Mynd44, David470
Thanks alot
CareerRe: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ElasticStone(m): 12:19pm On Oct 30, 2019
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:18pm On Oct 30, 2019
Cc: Danxplore
CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:13pm On Oct 30, 2019
Evidence of SMS sent to ICAN

CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:12pm On Oct 30, 2019
Evidence of calls made to ICAN

CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:07pm On Oct 30, 2019
Reminder to the representative that my issue is still unresolved

CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:05pm On Oct 30, 2019
Feedback from representative saying I should send a scanned evidence, even after mentioning that I paid online and my respone to him/her

CareerRe: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:04pm On Oct 30, 2019
Automated response to me

CareerWhy Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by ElasticStone(op): 12:03pm On Oct 30, 2019
I am sure alot of us have experienced delays/sluggishness from ICAN's operations staff at some point and it is becoming overwhelming. This is not the first time this has happened. What makes matters worse is that they seldom respond to your queries, leaving you in dilemma on what steps to take especially if you are resident outside lagos.

Recently, I paid my dues online using the webpay platform on 25th of October, using my atm card details but my online profile was not updated to reflect the changes and sadly, deadline of 31st october is fast approaching. I have emailed, called and texted them but they are not responding. I only got an email from a representative who did not seem to understand my query properly. I mentioned that I paid online but he/she still asked me to scan evidence? All efforts to reach back has been unsuccessful as they don't pick calls, reply emails or sms. Pls what should I do? I am currently out of Lagos but will be back in 3 days time.

Modes, pls move to front page. I really need help. Deadline is tomorrow, 31st october and they are not responding to me.

CareerRe: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ElasticStone(m): 11:39am On Oct 30, 2019
otunbalamba:
cheesy you still need that certification bro wink be nice kiss
I know...
But the ineptitude of Nigerian Organisations, even the professional ones is the reason we are backwards till today. What is so difficult about simultaneously updating your payment as it is done online? Even Konga and Jumia is more efficient than ICAN that regulates the practices of their professionals.

How they employ people into their service force is baffling.
CareerRe: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ElasticStone(m): 2:16pm On Oct 29, 2019
otunbalamba:
mine took 4 days before it was updated, my membership subscription fee hasn't been updated up till now
I don't know why a whole accounting platform will be so poorly organised. One will begin to doubt the capacity of ICAN as a regulatory body itself.
CareerRe: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ElasticStone(m): 10:36am On Oct 29, 2019
I paid my dues online using the webpay platform since 25th oct but it has not been updated yet. I have emailed and called their finance support but no response. How could i go about it?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Possible Reasons You’re Not Getting Job Offers (Even Though You’re Qualified) by ElasticStone(m): 11:33am On Oct 28, 2019
Powersurge:
You know people have spent their lives chasing shadows just because one motivational speaker told them they are not doing enough. They will be like ,"I started my transportation business with just a tyre", " I only sleep for 2 hours a day", "I started my water factory with just one sachet of pure water". Like that Niger Delta ex-millitant, "I started with just 3 hectares, in 2 years, I have 3000 hectares".

The original purpose of CV was to convey simple information about the applicant. You didn't go to school to study CV writing. Keep improving yourself, yes! But if you have done your part, never think it's because you didn't do enough that was why you didn't get it.

People that suffer the most are not those that get the best things in life. Do your best and leave the rest .
Apt!
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:53am On Oct 26, 2019
RedCreme21:
well thats how we are. With all the hormones flooding our system... grin Just dont get tempted. Or put yourself in a spot you'll later regret. Avoid being alone with the younglings. If rejected, they might accuse you of rape.
And you know how our justice system is undecided
Yea, true. Thankfully, i don't deal with minors these days.
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:51am On Oct 26, 2019
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:49am On Oct 26, 2019
BlackHummer:
Op, girls during that age are usually very curious about bad things. You seem to be a nice guy else some tutors might have taken advantage of them. Were u a private totur or you worked under an outsourcing firm?
Under an outsourcing firm. Prepclass to be precise.
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:48am On Oct 26, 2019
Zita55:
Na only female clients you dey get? undecided
I taught about 8 students and like 5 or so were girls between ages 13 and 17
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:45am On Oct 26, 2019
Newguyhere:
if fit be trap oo my guy grin
No go fall victim.
E fit be o. I thought as much. Na why I dey always japaa grin
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:44am On Oct 26, 2019
RedCreme21:
My dear dont mind them. Most dont have responsible adults to guide them. Others cause of peer pressure.

Btw are you handsome?
#bolded, aswear I can't tell. But I definately would not be at the bottom of the pot in an average group of 15 to 20 guys
RomanceRe: Why Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:43am On Oct 26, 2019
NuissancePolice:
It is because they want you to service their kpekus. undecided
Lol
RomanceWhy Am I Often Asked If I Have A Girlfriend? by ElasticStone(op): 10:18am On Oct 26, 2019
Guys, about four years ago when I was engaged in home tutorials in Lagos, I observed that almost all the girls in their teens always asked if I had a girlfriend. When I was first asked by my first client's daughter in Lekki, I thought she just wanted to bond because it is easier for students to learn well when they're free with their tutors so I answered her but jokingly and even made up some stories just to redivert back to the main subject. The next day, she asked me to fast forward and teach her about sexual reproduction - which was in her biology syllabus btw but I was just too uncomfortable. Couldn't believe a 14 year old could make me speechless. Had to lie that I don't know much about that topic and I scored very low marks in that area during my secondary school days. Luckily for me, I was about rounding up with that client, so I zoomed off.

Same thing repeated with another client but hers was slightly different. She kept pressing to know my real age and if I have a girlfriend. This one was about going to SS3 and was 16yeara old.

I had totally forgotten about these incidents since I no longer take tutorials but yesterday when I got back home, I saw some students, who were my neighbour's children, struggling with their maths homework. Well, I helped them and they were awed at the ease with which I solved and explained the problem to them. I smiled and told them I had been a tutor once. Next thing is that they started making jokes about how my girlfriend would enjoy.

Question is, what could be making teens these days curious about s*x or could it be that I am just too free with them? shocked

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, farano, Rocktation
RomanceRe: Will You Delete Contact List Of A Girl Or A Guy That Disagree To Date You. by ElasticStone(m): 4:29pm On Oct 25, 2019
Yes na. What's the use of keeping the number? I also delete/block/stop chatting with
1. Rude girls
2. girls that play or show the potential to play hard to get.

tongue

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