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RomanceRe: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by ElasticStone(m): 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2020
SassyGem101:
Yeah don't mind the ugly dude. Hes got complex issues and with this guys pics you just knocked him off completely hahahahaaaa.

My dear, please don't settle for less biko. I support you 100 yards all the way.
Shiloh material....200yards
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:31pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
your intention was to mock
Mock ke...
How could I be so cold to my NL baes
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2020
proclinician:
After MIT degree then what?
Oil company na
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2020
foolbuster:
LMAO, you are starting to confuse yourself. i advice you to take some time completely off the affairs of women so you can think more clearly.
Lol. They guy is on point na. Me too, I like girls that I will just pay, smash and then set them loose. No time for lovey dovey.
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:26pm On Mar 14, 2020
pocohantas:
I thought this thing is common sense.

If most of them are gold as they claim to be. How come women need to wait years to meet them?

That would be like an eskimo searching for ice hah? Common sense is indeed not common.
You sef...
Show me where I said or implied that we are gold. I am against nairalanders bashing you pipuuuuu

RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:25pm On Mar 14, 2020
proclinician:
Afterall, after scoring 10/10 in one classwork in mathematics in JS3, I was inspired to swear that I would not accept any school less than MIT and would only settle for Cambrige University in a worse case scenario. Today, the story is different. I graduated from Gombe state polytechnic with 2.2 and my ppa retained me to teach social studies


This is enough reason to be depressed.
Yea...but I am still working hard. Thqt MIT must click o
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2020
Raalsalghul:
Op, you no well. grin

And I thought you were serious. cheesy
Ahn ahn... i am serious na..

Why are people always misunderstanding me na?

Joystark is one lady that seems smart. Perhaps she might bail me out here. Joy, how u see this matter na?
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:16pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
your intention was to mock
Naa, that's just you seeing things my dear.

I love you all so much. Be persistent and focused, however long it might take, until you hit that gold you love so much. grin
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:14pm On Mar 14, 2020
ubunja:
relax. Myself I advise ladies to be gold diggers.

But I will accuse them of gold digging nonetheless.

And even though I accuse women of being hoes, every man wants a hoe in his bedroom.


So here is the thing: It's Okay for a woman to be a gold digger as long as she's golding another guy not me. Better yet she brings that money to Me.

And its Okay for a woman to be a hoe as long as she's being MY hoe. Not another guy's hoe.
I am glad that atleast someone is seeing my point. I said men should stop bashing ladies ooo...but the some pipu are thinking I am after evening newspapers shocked
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:11pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
my comment now

Your statement is the statement of less ambiious men or men with inferiority complex who live everything to luck and fate

just because you werent successful or didnt acheive your dreams do not mean others will also have similar fate like yours

i know men and women who are achieving their dream, they fail and try again and succeed

e.g

doctors writing plab like 3 times till they succeed

accountants writing a paper in acca for 3 times till they succeed

what of those that applied for visas to their dream destination, rejected 5 times and eventually, they were granted

low ambitious men always give excuses, as they say, only the bold and the courageous always get the things they want.

stop complaining that we women have high standards after all you wouldn't want to take a mad woman from the streets and put into your house.
You and pocohantas are still missing the point. I am on your sideeeeeeeeeee.

I am telling NL guys to stop bashing u pipu na. I agree that I didn't work hard and ended up in Gombe. Now, I regret it. I should have kept pursuing my MIT dreams no matter how long it would take. In my next life, I don't care if they call me academic evening newspapper. I must get that visa even if I reach 50years old. cool

RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
Martinez39s:
There is nothing wrong with a woman having her preferences. Her preferences are her right. Redpill men on this forum don't bash women for their preferences, instead we just tell things like they are concerning female nature. It's no one's fault is you conflate our message with bashing and hatred towards women. grin
Eggzactly
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
pocohantas:
This thing is just common sense and simple logic.

If you think most women who want quality men would settle for LESS.

Do you also think the woman who ends up with each and everyone of you has settled for LESS?

Sometimes, think things through.
That is why I am supporting you my dear. Men should stop bashing women with high taste.
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
the other time you wrote you graduated from CAleb University now it is gombe university
After obtaining HND from Gombe, I got direct entry to Caleb na.

But I feel flattered that you had to go through my comments out of interest. I am honoured grin
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 3:17pm On Mar 14, 2020
pocohantas:
You probably didn’t work hard enough to get your desired school. Faith without work is dead on arrival. I don’t believe in luck, I only believe in hardwork and strategic positioning.

Apologies to you and people with this mindset, it is just a consolatory message for your ilk. Some people would never settle for less, except you are implying most Nigerian men are LESS- then I will be forced to agree with you.

Many women would end up with Nigerian-used tramadol-laden-community pricks.

Cold world.
You sound as though my write up was calculated to antagonise people who work hard and have high standards. Far from it. All you've written is correct.

The issue is, what do you want me to do if after striving to score 6As in my waec but MIT felt they want someone with 10As (95%+)? Should I keep rejecting the Gombe Polytechnic, Unilag, UI, OAU, FUTMinna, year in year out, until I land my dream MIT even at age 30? sad
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:47pm On Mar 14, 2020
youwanbanme:
you nailed it like reality wuld have, its pointless attacking people's fantasies, when e reach extra time people go succumb to reality like aunty linda rush go spread leg. time will tell.
Yes na.
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:28pm On Mar 14, 2020
Ehiscotch:
This is completely satirical.

You are saying we should leave them to be dreaming big; when reality hits them, they will have sense.
Na you talk that one o cheesy
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:28pm On Mar 14, 2020
Idontgiveafuck2:
CORRECT GUY.DEM NO DEY TELL DEAF AND DUMB SAY WAR DON START.yeye dey smell.
Abeg oo...i come in peace grin
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:27pm On Mar 14, 2020
Admissionclass:
last las they will settle for less grin
Sadly, some don't even get the "less". But this is no reason to bash them. Everyone is free to wish what they want....that's the point I am trying to put across.
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Jet Li At The Premiere Of 'Mulan' Movie by ElasticStone(m): 2:26pm On Mar 14, 2020
My best asian actors

1. Jackie chan
2. Jet li
3. Donnie Yen
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:18pm On Mar 14, 2020
Hisduchess:
grin grin grin grin.funny guy
Is it not true? Shey u wanted to be a doctor or engineer working with oyel company that time ba? tongue
RomanceCall Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op):
Stop insulting ladies that have very high standards. Stop telling them to get clay and make one. It is ok to want a rich, intelligent, dark, tall, guy with 6 pacs. Allow them to pursue their dreams.

Afterall, after scoring 10/10 in one classwork in mathematics in JS3, I was inspired to swear that I would not accept any school less than MIT and would only settle for Cambrige University in a worse case scenario. Today, the story is different. I graduated from Gombe state polytechnic with 2.2 and my ppa retained me to teach social studies angry

Lalasticlala, Ubunja, martinez39s, Ishilove, pocohantas
RomanceRe: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by ElasticStone(m): 2:00pm On Mar 14, 2020
Guys, there is nothing wrong with having high expectations. Let them be. Afterall, I wanted to go to MIT when I was in secondary school but ended up grqduating from Caleb univeristy angry
RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 12:19pm On Mar 13, 2020
Hisduchess:
Sincerely speaking I don't like guys with beards but guys with small stature and nothing on their jaws confuses me cos age wise I don't like small boys but if the guy has big or normal stature there is no need for bear bear cos I go guess say you don mature.

RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 11:46pm On Mar 12, 2020
vickydankal:
You don’t know how lucky you are, you will be grateful when you know the stress other men go through every 2-3 days to keep a clean shave.
I am not lucky jor. I will like the stress of shaving abeg
RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:45pm On Mar 12, 2020
missimelda01:
This situation ehn.. e get as e be
Don't worry, God will provide a lady that will love you for who you are cheesy.

Honestly it feels good to stroke a man's beards while falling asleep embarassed
You are not epping my ministry o
RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 12:52pm On Mar 12, 2020
Ofemmanu1:
Who beard help?
Most successful pple don't keep beards.
Dangote, Otedola, Ubah, Oyedepo, Adeleke, Ronaldo, Kanye, Gov Makinde, Sanwoolu, GMB, liar Mohd, OBj, Gej, Ned Nwoko, Jay Z, meek mill, Wizkid, Big brother,... I can mention millions..

You don't need a fhuking beards, what you need is alot of moneyyy
Thats true o. shocked shocked shocked

I just remembered that C Ronaldo no even get beards.

Oya, I have dumped my ambition for beards. Case closed!
RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 12:50pm On Mar 12, 2020
lefulefu:
if u have money even if u bald and beardless babes will start chasing u cheesy.
Ned Nwoko is bald and has no beards but girls are dying for him
Oshiomole has no beards and no hair but babes are crushing on him
why?
bros make money and u will be the dream of every girl in naija even if u have buck teeth join with k-leg and k-yansh cheesy.
Ehn...I still want the beards
RomanceRe: Any Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 12:32pm On Mar 12, 2020
Davash222:
You don’t need beards, trust me.
Ehn...I want it like that
RomanceAny Hope For Me At 25? Even Pimple I No Get, Talkless Of Beards...(with Photos) by ElasticStone(op):
I overheard some fine girls saying they prefare guys with beards. Pls how can I genetically engineer beards on this my face that is smooth like mango? Even pimple no gree comot talkless of beards...

Fp pls.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, Rocktation, farano

Ubunja, martinez39s

SportsRe: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by ElasticStone(m): 7:50am On Mar 12, 2020
Eeee pain ammmm
RomanceRe: Marriage: Look At The Smart Strategy Men Now Use To Avoid Mistake (pictures) by ElasticStone(m): 7:18pm On Mar 10, 2020
justnock:
Fvck it. I don't judge people by their past. I don't mind marrying an ex runs girl, if I love her. There are some Barren virgins, too. I think if you are enlightened, regardless of your age, you will judge people less.
I am not perfect...no one is.
Beta simp spotted.

Ubunja, come and see one of our guys. grin
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Parents I Have A Daughter? by ElasticStone(m): 6:05pm On Mar 10, 2020
Dynamic33:
I met my baby daddy three years ago. We met on my 21st birthday. I went out to the nightclub to celebrate my birthday and I met this handsome 32 years old. He couldn’t stop staring at me until he approached me and introduced himself and we exchanged numbers.

He called me the next day, we chatted for about an hour and he told me he was married. He has two kids but they now are separated. In the process of divorce but they are still living together, separate bedrooms while he is waiting for the house he is building to finish so he can move out.

I was jealous and angry at him. I told him he is lying to me, they are still together and still fucking he just want to use me then dump me but he promised me that there was nothing between him and the wife, and that they had stop having sex when she was pregnant with the second baby and the baby was now 8 months and he has proof that there was nothing between them.

We were meeting at my place and staying together until 2-3am. Sometimes he doesn’t go back until the next day and on those days that we don’t meet, we chatted on the phone until late 1-2am while he was still in the house so I was happy that there’s nothing between them.

He brought the children to me, I fell so much in love with them and will be spending the day with them and it felt great to bond with them.

Then later I got pregnant, he told me to abort it because they are in the process of divorce. If the court finds out he impregnated someone somewhere else everything will go against him. I told him not to worry I will keep it as a secret until he sorts out the divorce but he insisted that I should abort. I didn’t like it. We had a misunderstanding. In anger I hit him with my heels shoes and injured him on the forehead. He was bleeding but he didn’t fight me back. He just left and I was very sorry. I kept begging him, asking for forgiveness, he kept ignoring me and for three months we didn’t contact each other because he was still mad at me.

Then few months later, he called and asked to meet me and I begged him for forgiveness for everything I did to him and I accepted to abort the pregnancy. I was already 5 months gone and two days before the abortion he came to my house and told me that while we’re on the break, he was stressed and started drinking and mistakenly had sex with his wife and she is also pregnant. He said that she lured him to have sex to stop the divorce process but he do not care about it. He will go ahead with the divorce because he still loves me and wants to be with me and he pleaded with me to do the abortion for him so he could win the divorce and custody of his children. I was very angry that I threw a plastic chair on him and asked him to leave my house and to never come back that it was over between us. I deleted and blocked his numbers and removed all his pictures on my phone. He was begging my friends to tell me to forgive him but I rejected him and I now have my beautiful daughter, my joy, my everything.

But the only problem I have, my parents sent me abroad to study, I dropped out three years ago and they don’t know I'm not longer in school and that I now have a child because they keep sending me money every month thinking I’m still in school. When I’m not so on December I did traveled back home to my parents and I left my daughter with a friend for 2 whole weeks. I couldn’t sleep or eat and my parents said Now that I’m in my final year after finishing it, they want me to come back home for good by July and where will I leave my child ? I don’t know how to tell my parents about my child? And also that I left school three years ago my dad is very strict and am scared.

Please I’m very sorry for the long post and advice me on how to tell them please?
Honestly, you are not wise.

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