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SportsRe: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by ElasticStone(m): 2:33pm On Mar 10, 2020
anonymous1759:
Na Messi is not an Attacking midfielder. He plays same role with cr7 but different wings. Messi drops deep to support midfielders and still outscore pure strikers who don't drop deep that's why he's a genius.

SportsRe: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by ElasticStone(m): 2:30pm On Mar 10, 2020
skyfather09:
one club men don't count... if God Ronaldo were still in la Liga this homie won't even make top 10
Your God ran way because he was begging for salary raise, but his bosses did not think the value he contributes is commensurate with his demands tongue
SportsRe: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by ElasticStone(m): 2:28pm On Mar 10, 2020
SyrusdeHansome:
That Messi is still topping the chat doesn't mean he's been outstanding this season it only means that apart from him there are no other good goal scorers in Laliga. [b]Ronaldo that is second in Italian Series A has 21 goals so far. [/b]When he was on 3 goals Messi already had 10 goals in LA liga. Lewandoski that tops the chat in Germany has about 27 or more goals so far so just chill.
How many are penalties pls?
RomanceRe: Understanding A High Value Woman by ElasticStone(m): 7:35pm On Mar 09, 2020
ubunja:
they forget Men don't value what women value and vice versa.

That as a woman you value a highly educated man with money does NOT mean that a highly educated man with money values a highly educated woman with money. Nope. That's projecting.

A child needs a parent to be a provider and protector. Doesn't mean a parent also needs a child to be a provider and protector. If both are the same who will need who.
You must be a carpenter. U nailed it! grin

RomanceRe: Understanding A High Value Woman by ElasticStone(m): 7:31pm On Mar 09, 2020
ubunja:
because she doesn't need your money and can walk away anytime and start another life if she doesn't like what you do. She won't have patience to deal with issues because she can make it on her own. She can't be controlled by money.

Just as a man with other sources of pussy is a liability to a woman because sex can't be used to control him and he can go get it anywhere any time.
You sabi

SportsRe: Top Scorers Of Our Generation by ElasticStone(op): 6:42pm On Mar 09, 2020
chatinent:
Hilarious tho..
Haha
SportsTop Scorers Of Our Generation by ElasticStone(op): 4:36pm On Mar 09, 2020
1. Messi
2. Injured Messi
3. P. Penaldo
4. So many other players e.g Lewandoski, Benzema, Hazard etc.
5. Messi, from sub
6. C. Ronaldo
7. Injured Messi from sub
...
...
10000. Injured Penaldo

grin grin grin
SportsRe: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by ElasticStone(m): 4:19pm On Mar 09, 2020
Top 3 players

1. Messi
2. Injured Messi
3. Ronaldo
RomanceRe: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by ElasticStone(m): 3:05pm On Mar 08, 2020
Omar09:
I like Heineken

RomanceRe: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by ElasticStone(m): 10:30am On Mar 08, 2020
Omar09:
Aside those widowed, if she's dumb enough to make poor decisions, she's capable of ruining ones life with her dumb decisions.

Everyone has the right to start life with brand new stuffs I don't see a reason I should not exercise that right yet she exercised hers and it didn't work out.

RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by ElasticStone(m): 10:05am On Mar 08, 2020
Attraction is what matters. I am 5.65" and I dated a nairalander that was 5.9" or so. The girl was a strong proponent of above 6 ft guys from her NL account but I guess she forgot grin. Girls say one thing and end up doing the complete opposite when the like you.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ElasticStone(m): 11:13am On Mar 06, 2020
pocohantas:
I rushed back home just to cook this.

Turkey stew. I will boil rice later, if I decide to.
Wife material 2000 yards
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Reason for Rejecting Suitors? by ElasticStone(m): 11:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
Lamanii22:
No reason per se... But if I'm not attracted to you, I wouldn't accept you.. Even if you have all the money... I believe in the law of attraction...
Wehdone magnet
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m):
Danwani200:
We came, we saw, we conquer, congratulations to all the GTs, To Jarus, panalyst, et al.. Tank u for ur selfless service, When all hope was lost in this forum, u all gave us hope, indeed it has not been an easy journey but God saw us through...
On this short note, i say Goodbye to Nnpc rec. 2019
Tank u all n God bless us..
Pen dropped..✍�✍�
We move, see u at tower..����✌�✌�
kiss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m):
undecided
RomanceRe: Men Who Go For Really Young Women ( Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 11:00am On Feb 12, 2020
missimelda01:
that Baba will reject me sorry grin
Lol. I am not a fan of superstitious people too. I am a proponent of marital chastity. Not for religious reasons though. angry
RomanceRe: Men Who Go For Really Young Women ( Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 9:50am On Feb 12, 2020
missimelda01:
Please I'm looking for a male virgin around the age of 30, must be interested in a relationship that would lead to marriage grin
If you are serious and are a virgin, reply the PM i sent. The virgin requirement is sacrosanct.

I aint joking.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 12:30pm On Jan 29, 2020
WonderJohn:
So people no more updates with soon, we get it, soon has been flying all around but now it just causes anxiety.
The only man that knows the true release date is the GMD himself. I don't know why he is still delaying and feeding his staff various amounts of inconsistent information.
Most burnt sauces use the word "soon" to hide their burntness. Had to dump one source recently. angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m):
I don't know who else has noticed but most of those people spreading negativity usually have poorly constructed grammer in common. Compare Balher, Umehlion and co visavis Jar.us and co and you will see what I'm saying.
PoliticsRe: Temitope Adunni Akinsanya: House Built By MC Oluomo's Wife by ElasticStone(m): 10:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
Sugar97:
Tasteless architecture, ugliness extraordinaire smh
See grammar abeg cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 1:02am On Jan 24, 2020
cool

I was heart broken after I asked my source for info and the guy shared link to this thread to me on whatsapp. Chai. Did not know that all this while the guy na fvcked up source
CrimeRe: NAWA OOO INSIDE 2020.. Policeman Kills Self In Imo Over Delayed Promotion by ElasticStone(m):
Christie06:
Ehya... Depression plus frustration.

But when there is life, there is Hope na.

Now he don relocate to 6ft apartment.
undecided
RomanceRe: Trust Me When I Say You Don't Need Women (For Vaseline Crew Members Only) by ElasticStone(m):
Mayday! Mayday! Guys...
Abort!The sweetness of this thing will eventually make you not to like real women.

Chaiiii
RomanceRe: Most Ladies Will Hate This Bitter Truth. by ElasticStone(m): 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2019
Sabby1:
Why do most male Nairalanders love making mockery of their female counterparts. I have come to realize that most male Nairalanders that do these are hypocrites and will still go back direct or private messaging them

I would love you to write an article on WHO IS A CHEAP BOY?
Aside the last point, which one of the above points is not valid?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 8:12am On Dec 03, 2019
souljar:
Please, after we tweet our inquiries, you guys can go and do individual disclaimers with your interview details.

Let's see whose sense is on reserve.
Good morning fellas!
Sense will not kill you my guy...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2019
Meanwhile, Balon D'Or ceremony has commenced. Information reaching me is that Ronaldo don japaa, as he suspects he wouldn't be receiving the award...lol

Just wanted to ease the tension on this thread. I can literally feel the frustration levels rising. It is well...
SportsRe: Messi Fans, Let's Celebrate by ElasticStone(m): 12:20am On Dec 02, 2019
Lol. And Penaldo fans were happy for the penalty he scored two days ago.

I will take Sadio Mane before PR7
SportsRe: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 10:01pm On Nov 28, 2019
drips8:
Ronaldo fanboys are thinking of unrelated football activities to discredit Messi.
They celebrate things like twitter likes and retweets. Kikiki
SportsRe: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
xcabczyxabczzzz:
Las las him go dey okay. What about you?
This is definately a Ronaldo fanboy
SportsRe: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by ElasticStone(m):
[quote author= lele post=84456130]Exactly. Just the other day, one guy was showing me pictures of the perfume Ronaldo sells in an attempt to prove that Ronaldo was better than Messi. undecided[/quote]Hahahaha. Na so dem be...
SportsRe: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 9:57pm On Nov 28, 2019
BlackHummer:
I noticed, lol grin

Cc: ElasticStone
Hahaha. So far, all the Ronaldo boys have been quiet.

@OP, you wicked oh grin grin grin

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