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RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 12:15am On Mar 26, 2020
ubunja:
hie can you edit my moniker out of your post?
Sure. I can Imagine that the mentions are becoming overwhelming.
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2020
biddostandard:
what are u doing in the thread for broke guys lemme guess they don use indomie shift ur pant too
grin
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2020
ImaIma1:
Indomie and Egg! Must be cheap and hungry girls

RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:44pm On Mar 25, 2020
borngeologist:
This charm has been tested and trusted in four states by me.. Akwa ibom, kaduna, bayelsa and presently port harcourt.. Just have indomie and egg.. You will bang the unbangable

RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:44pm On Mar 25, 2020
terrezo2002:
You need Jesus

RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:43pm On Mar 25, 2020
doctore212:
grin grin

Guy, this is even too much.
One gala and coke can do the job.

RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:41pm On Mar 25, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Thread for broke guys
I am richer than you think. Trust me tongue
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:41pm On Mar 25, 2020
0KNM:
Congratulations, I’m proud of you son
Thank you my father in the lord
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:40pm On Mar 25, 2020
excessmon:
Works in a village river
An average Lagos babe is bigger than that so I believe u are talking about babes from Madagascar
I received my greatest share of puna from Lekki sef. If we use pie chat to represent the total qty of puna drilled last year alone, Lag girls will be like 180degees in the pie chat. Shey u do statistics for school ba
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 10:39pm On Mar 25, 2020
Babythicksme17:
Hmmmm Tales of a broke nigga using food to Bleep 5 naira oloshos! cheesy
I dont call the girls. Just the aroma of indomie from my window attracts them
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:43pm On Mar 25, 2020
Olanrefront3355:
I don't understand the last part embarassed


Did you mean the food could be served on newspaper rather than plate in the evening?

Expatiate Bro grin
grin
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
As A Student or What?

Even in The Most Local Institution There Are People That Won't Fall For This "POVERTY" you brag with.
Real men have being using this to gather supplies of puna since the 1600s and you are there casting
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:40pm On Mar 25, 2020
lefulefu:
so u mean with just ordinary fried chicken and indomie many girls don spread legs for u? grin
I tell you. Just rear layers at your backyard and buy like 5 cartons of indomie and stock in your house. Endless supply of puna guaranteed. Works like magic.
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:36pm On Mar 25, 2020
otipoju:
In what waters have you been fishing?

Local rivers?
Works in Nigerian waters only sha
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:34pm On Mar 25, 2020
lefulefu:
cheesy
Its true naa
RomanceI Have Never Been Rejected By Any Girl Because Of This 150 Naira Charm. (photos) by ElasticStone(op):
Just buy her egg and Indomie and you will drill that puna to infinity and beyond. Works on evening newspapers too.

SportsRe: 99% of Ronaldo fans will have heart attack after seeing this (Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 7:14pm On Mar 25, 2020
Realadey:
What of kind of post is this?

SportsRe: 99% of Ronaldo fans will have heart attack after seeing this (Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 6:24pm On Mar 25, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
Oh!
.it's even about the Nou Camp WiFi that never works outside there.
But we Argentina got to world cup final 2014 na. What about penaldo?
SportsRe: 99% of Ronaldo fans will have heart attack after seeing this (Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 6:23pm On Mar 25, 2020
Venusman:
Ode, Mumu boy
Ronaldo idol worshipper spotted
Sports99% of Ronaldo fans will have heart attack after seeing this (Photos) by ElasticStone(op):
grin

EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by ElasticStone(m): 12:17am On Mar 22, 2020
Stop hiding guys...
Alot of us did engineering but we are working with Npower
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Dying Patients Beg Doctors To See Families One Last Time In Italy by ElasticStone(m): 11:03am On Mar 21, 2020
My eyes are watery.

The kid in the last photo innocently smiling and hi-fiving through the window. If only he knew it meant the last time he would see grannie...
Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: EU's Borders Will Close For 30 Days From Noon Tomorrow by ElasticStone(m): 8:09pm On Mar 20, 2020
Joystark:
I haven't come in contact with YOU yet; so No.
I am on my way...coming for you...

Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: EU's Borders Will Close For 30 Days From Noon Tomorrow by ElasticStone(m): 1:51pm On Mar 19, 2020
Joystark:
Nigeria is the place to be rn
Do you have corona virus? I just want to check something
FamilyRe: Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Stable Marriage (a Must Read for young ladies) by ElasticStone(m): 8:47am On Mar 18, 2020
Chi59:
A sensible post riddled with silly comments from narcissistic, small - minded simpletons whose only aim in life is to remain buried between a tight kitten.
Community depot spotted grin
BusinessRe: Stamp Duty Charges Extended To Savings Account by ElasticStone(m): 2:26pm On Mar 17, 2020
Stamp duty on "savings" account is ridiculous
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Women Get Worked Up Whenever A Man Says He Prefers A Virgin? by ElasticStone(m): 11:14pm On Mar 15, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
bro thats the exact point of the issue... how can a man be fukcing around but yet when he is ready to marry, he would value virginity , like his life depended on it?



you must be new on NL... oh well... here:
Lol. Then you must be a very dumb person. No pun intended. Not to sound sexist, but such faulty logic is very common with female feminist.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Women Get Worked Up Whenever A Man Says He Prefers A Virgin? by ElasticStone(m): 11:04pm On Mar 15, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
its called spec/opinion, and like an butthole, everybody got one...

the majority of men want a virgin woman because of low self esteem. the simple reason why they want one is because they CANT accept that their woman has been with another man. they CANT take the fact that their woman had a life before them. they CANT accept that they wont be their woman's first.

if a man wants a virgin because he believes of the purity of the body, then unless he is a virgin himself, he is just talking NONSENSE! there is a TON of insecure/low self esteem men in Nigeria.
1. This is a lady hiding under a male moniker.

2. This is like one of the dumbest thing to say. I wish I could see the face producing this asinine logic.
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 7:21pm On Mar 14, 2020
Joystark:
Honey don't involve me.
Why shouldn't I? You're like Covenant uni to me o
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 7:12pm On Mar 14, 2020
youwanbanme:
With your oversabi one wuld av thot you wil be living the america dream by now ... with all your strategic positionin & gimmicks on NL wat do yu av to show asides rice & gross tomato stew.
In a country like nigeria people don't jus get less by mindset, rather environmental,social & political factors coupled with reality decides what we get, it takes luck or wealth to escape somethings in these country.
just leave our dicks out of it, besides its one of the most reliable,trusted & tested ... 4get tramadol auto response guaranteed pick a simp
The stew looks yummy though. She looks like a wife material.

Poco, I am awarding you the rare, once in a life time privilege to be on the list of NL ladies I might consider in future; for as long as the rumours about you are false.
RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 7:07pm On Mar 14, 2020
Ariza:
Have high standard, they will call you a dreamer, a gold digger, a materialistic leech etc
Reduce your standard, they will call You desperate, cheap and evening newspaper. I wonder why Men are always worked up about women's choice? If they feel low from wanting only boobs and bum, well no one is stopping them from raising their standards as well. Men should stop being pains in the ass and work on themselves.


Even op is confused! He wants to support his crush (Poco) but at the same time wants to be on the guys's side. grin grin
Au contraire, I am against guys bashing you ladies. I like ladies with high taste, I myself have very high taste. I will continue with my MIT dreams even if my results don't match up. I am a finisher, I don't start what I cannot finish. I can't settle for Gombe poly for any reason. I must upgrade to Cambridge or MIT even if it takes till eternity.

Secondly, poco is not my crush na. That's like settling for Gombe poly...
Abeg na play i dey play o cheesy

RomanceRe: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by ElasticStone(op): 4:47pm On Mar 14, 2020
foolbuster:
So you bash women for being hoes but at the same time want them to be your hoe?
Point out where I based pls

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