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Jokerman:
Acheivements wise,in terms of what we won

1. Nwankwo Kanu (won Africa best player twice)

2. Mikel Obi

3. Emmanuel Amuneke

In terms of talents

1. Jay Jay okocha

2. Nwankwo Kanu

3. Rashidi Yekini

tofkay:
riches Muslim don't pay zakat to particular mosque, they pay it to zakat and sadaqat foundation which many people benefit from it without making noise.the foundation is like bank which serve the whole country.so is not in care of any imam.the Christianity system of gathering money to churches is different from Muslim.no imam personally get mosque for himself .

Allexey:

ahiboilandgas:
zakat is for the poor not the mosque or imam

ahiboilandgas:
because the mosques is not commercial enterprise and alfa are mainly peasants unlike churches that are inspired by the cash flow from tithe

Damntruth:
Dangote ncor?..please let's stop these nonsense... This is the time for everyone to come together

Funaki:
Because the daddy G.O's are many times richer than the alfas.

viccipedia:
Imam is different from Emir! Want to evade tax in Nigeria? Simple! Become a pastor.

NobleAngell:
If she truly is friends with the bride, then that says alot about the bride too.

lepasharon:



What a backfire of a thread.

shilenji:
Lol

I don't even know if this is the write section to post this or I should have posted it in the jokes section cause I can't stop laughing. I was marking the test my students wrote before school activities was cancelled in Nigeria and I came across the scripts of a boy in ss2 class, since then I can't seen to stop laughing(me being their physics teacher) so I decided to share it on this platform so y'all can join me in laughing.

Aplaudez:
Front page worthy!

LegendaryLover:
good list but...
i like BLACK natural african pu.ssy.
wahali, i don't enjoy watching porn if she's not a black woman, no matter how sexy and skillful the white woman is.

pocohantas:
We are in perilous times, everyone is trying to transact from their homes, businesses are also adjusting their processes and it is a perfect time for fraudsters to strike unsuspecting persons.

I’ll be listing the ones that I am familiar with and you should feel free to add yours. Experiences and suggestions are welcome.

ImaIma1:
You and your cheap girls can have an egg roll and rock buns party. Hater!

Edopesin:
Are you telling me you can't imagine eating indomie and Egg? Seems you're not in this country

Sexytincoll:
It only defines who you and your worth

Biglittlelois:
Lol this is funny, you spent your money just to have sex and you think it's an achievement? Sex that both of you enjoyed? Sex that she'll lie down like a log of wood and you'd do all the work, sweating like a pig in the process, while she enjoys it with no sweat, then later on, when she leaves, you'd pack your bed sheets to wash, while she'll go home, bath, and lay on her bed smiling, ruminating on the sex she just had before she sleeps off,

All these stress and some guy feel its an achievement, LMAO

ImaIma1:
For his level of girls. What kind of food is indomie and fried egg for heaven's sake? Roadside dish

ImaIma1:
For his level of girls. What kind of food is indomie and fried egg for heaven's sake? Roadside dish

otipoju:
Lol. You are not a sharp shooter then.

Like Uncle Dele once told me" there are a million ways to catch a girl " ...bro dont limit yours to egg and noodles alone.

A young lady once came to meet bros for advice.
She was pregnant and did not know what to do but did not want to keep the baby.

Uncle Dele told her that there is a way that a lady will be ***ed for 7 days, the thing will come out with her next menstrual cycle. So she should tell her boyfriend to come so he'll explain the process to him.

Smallie insisted that Uncle Dele was the experienced one who had the knowledge so she would prefer him to help her.

Bros carry am go bathroom told her to shower with warm water first for the right body temperature. Na so bros chop free food for 7 consecutive days oo.

A million ways my friend, a million ways. Adaptation is key. It's called being smooth.

otipoju:
I get your point. But I am one who does not believe in buying anything for you at all at all. I will disrobe you with my words. - free of charge.

light099:

Now that's my boy!

purples25:
If a girl has banged you then she must have liked you. You bringing the food before you could ask is due to your own nervousness

Joystark:
And this is your problem at the moment?

For something both parties enjoy, I wonder why men think they score points when they a woman sleeps with them.

I mean, she enjoyed it too.
How are you sure she didn't even use you sef?
Nonsense.

light099:
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Things you say when you're JJC, ATM machine and quick maga for smart bitches.
Bitches don't have fixed prices, it depends on the guy they're dealing with. Those bitches you see, are very smart in their games, they study you and when they know you're forming a rich big guy, they play according to your tune. There are two types of Nigga who patronize bitches, the magas who buy high and the players who buy low. The same bitch you dey mumu fck with iPhone thinking she's high class, there's one guy somewhere fcking her with a plate of red porridge, infact free of charge. When a bitch notices you're amateur in the game, you're the perfect nigga to toy with.

Some bitches you even rate high, if you see the kind of rachet niggas pounding them in private, you will melt. It's only an amateur who comes online to be beating chest for a bitch you can't monitor 24/7 to see all her dirty secrets. Wise up and stop fooling yourselves. The recipe and formula op posted will work on any bitch dead, alive or yet to be born, it only depends on the guy involved.

keycash:
Bro no here in island oo