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dayokanu:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Khanyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Muzic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Haba you never tire?? PARTY DON FINISH JARE!!!

mukina2:
I dunno whether to laff or cry

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/08042010/58/champions-league-vela-forgot-passport-barcelona-trip.html

Na wa ooh . . . I almost choked on my food when I saw that.
Arsenal with their crisis . . . one was too scared to fly, one throws away his passport and there's one that doesn't score unless he wears pink boots!!!

Arsenal for life, till I'm 40. I nor wan die of cardiac arrest abeg.

dayokanu:
Plat I really tire for New Jersey cops. I trust my TX, You can even watch Superbowl while driving. Cant wait to get back to the "Dirry South" I wanted to ask the guy if it would be better if the GPS was in my pocket?

But I was overjoyed that I was tempted to tip him for not putting it on my driving records. I guess the guy was jobless.

I just told him its a rental car and I am from TX here briefly. took my license ran it and saw that was my very first driving offence still gave me a ticket

Geez and those funny town in NJ where u have deers running across the road

That's funny . . . over here we have foxes running across the road in a major city like London.

@topic
El, you used to be a big mugu in those days.

chiogo:
^^LOL ok good for you, just make sure it's not all in your head about the 'hot' thing.
These guys you talk about also think the chicks are the best thing next to sliced bread.

Hehehe . . . I know man.
I don't understand them . . . I think that's what years of rejection from ugly naija girls does to a man's standards

chiogo:
Like you aren't one of 'em.

The white girls I go out with are the hott ones.
It's like, 'I have sumn to prove to these black guys that I can't find in your everyday black chics'.
Right now, I'm on this Italian chic, as soon as it clicks, byebye to Bola and Letoya.

You know how Chris Rock says black guys never stepdown when it comes to chics?? Exactly

What's with not so goodlooking Nigerian guys and fat white girls??
It's like mutual attraction.

Maynne, y'all need to stop giving us a bad name.

dayokanu:
Gimme the lighter, Pass me the Ganja,

Roll Up the rizzla let the smoke,

Gimme Ganja man Jor

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switch411:
Bring me the shekpe make i sip am-------shayo, shayo- shayo shayo shayo, shayo shayo shayo shayo. The laws of averages says EPL teams cant be winning in both UCL ane Europa at the same time. THE red devil nko? Oti gan pka!! Rooney! Sir Fergie!! VDS!! Vidic!! Nani! won ma soro ah!!! Ah!! That is to say won ti gan pka help ! help!! help!! mean while woli agba, alfa sule and awo jigini plus professor happens to be Bayern fans and the pastor failed to respond SIMPLY BECAUSE THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!!



Congratulations!! Pastor Robben dealt with the Devil

Pastor Robben is binding and casting all the WINCHI WINCHI into the faraway bush


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dayokanu:
Hey lil soldiers you aint ready for war
Bayern is too strong for y'all
Its like bringing a knife to a gunfight
Pen to a test
Your chest in the line of fire with your thin backside vest
You bringing em Boyz II men, How boys gonna win.

oya play me takeover by Jay Z

Omo you wan sign to ROC NATION??

ROBBEN IS ROCKING THIS BALL ISH!!!
OLLIC IS RUNNING THIS BALL ISH!!!

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Krayola:
hahaha. this party dey jam like ba$trd. See boys dey scale barbed wire fence just to rock with Nazis.

Chei. . . O n bangin si mi le ti. . . aye jabajastic sumtyn sumtyn . . .

AHHHH - Boys are not smiling ooooh!!!!
Robben's goal is banging ooh!!!

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Krayola:
haha. Wey Sauron nah? The guy has to come face the music. literally  

Hehehehe . . . .

dayokanu:
Oya hit em up.

Nigga we hit em up.

Outlaws oya gimme

This is dedicated to Van Gaal - He HIT EM UP. . . LITERALLY!!!
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dayokanu:
Oya I wan make my own album

Eldee gimme beat

From Fela Beast of No Nation

Make you hear dis one pan paran,
Bayern will Fall o pan paran,
Na Sharon o pan paran,
he dey talk be dat,
Schweinsteiger is useless, Robben is sensiless, Ribery is indiscipline pan paran.

Which kain talk be dat o. Na crase talk be dat o, Animal talk be dat o, Animal talk be dat o

Many fifu as you see dem, Na different disguise dem dey o, Animal in Human skin, Animal dey use internet, Animal dey browse Nairaland, Animal dey open facebook

Now I would let my lil homies ride A-40 (Gerro the way y'all, gerrou the way y'all, )


NB: party dont stop till 8 in the morning

Hehehe . . . Dayo don kolo!!!!!!!!!!

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This is dedicated to A-40 . . . his old team knocks out Le Scum

Van Gaal Said Knock You Out!!! - LL Cool J

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Here's for all the people wey sabi talk TRUE STORY!!!

Until then. . . .
The United that ATE Barcelona, AC Milan, Wolfsburg, Lyon, Inter Milan and Arsenal @ OT will DESTROY Bayern Munich.
United will score 4 on the night. Put your money where your Nazi nostrils are.



We got the AWAY goal. . . . .I am very happy with that.
Had Bayern won 1-0, i would be kicking maself seriously but with MY away goal. . . . .I say bring on Bayern with Robben, Schweini, Rummenigge and Beckenbauer. They will be EATEN alive by Old Trafford IMMORTALS.

Can someone remind Dayokanu Bayern Munich were playing at HOME and thus they had the advantage?
All these WE WON, WE WON WE WON when the tie is half-way will make next week so enjoyable when you take cocks up your arse.

U have been warned, now.
I will hound you for 3 months if United go through. Keep your pre-ejac in check

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[quote author=A-40 link=topic=14662.msg5850817#msg5850817 date=1270685690]One more song Eldee

Egbe! Egbe ti gbe gbe gbe gbe gbe Egbe ti gbe gbe gbe gbe gbe. Shayo Shayo Shayo Shayo Shayo!!

Durella - Shayo[/quote]Erm . . . I saw those white chics in Bigiano's Shayo, she looks like she's German!!!

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Switch is destroying Sauron on the Man Utd Thread.

We got the AWAY goal. . . . .I am very happy with that.
Had Bayern won 1-0, i would be kicking maself seriously but with MY away goal. . . . .I say bring on Bayern with Robben, Schweini, Rummenigge and Beckenbauer. They will be EATEN alive by Old Trafford IMMORTALS.

This is dedicated to switch411 for his exploits . . . YOU BAD LIKE WANDE COAL!!!!


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@Switch

Join the party on the Bayern Thread


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FL Gators:
Yay!!! Like seriously, this team is doing okay this past few tournaments, even eldee is bowing and singing praises.

So that means its safe to finally ask Dayo for a new car. . . .

Which one do you want . . . Beema Benz or Bentley??

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nike4luv:
i solemnly promise that NL ladies will burn your a$$ if you dont off that picture!

What . . . are you allergic to seeded bagels??

FL Gators:
Wait, so Bayern actually won again?

I was being sarcastic at first

Join the party jare

Pop Something - Dr Sid
Pop something, pop champagne, pop moet, pop cristal, for Chamotex POP FANTA!!!!


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lalaboi:
Nor tell me say you don dey shop for BBQ now

Mumu . . . them dey wear jumper for summer beach party.
TOPLESS baybeee!!!

@muki

I doesn't matter who's in the video . . . as long as Sharon and all the Man Utd fans Bosi Gbangba!!!

@ALL

This is dedicated to all the Man Utd fans giving us Tales By Moonlight!!!
I swear I saw a black Robben in the video.

We suppose win if not for Rafael . . . Alo
If no be say them score that one . . . story


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[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=412717.msg5850555#msg5850555 date=1270681952]hahahaha you can wash it urself. just make sure to hand wash it lol and air dry it flat. don't wrangle it too much either and don't use hot water to wash it.  
two of my fav hoodies are cashmere. doesn't seem to get dirty and super comfy. thank god for clearance sales

what's a jumper? lol[/quote]Oh thanks . . . someone told me, but I was just too scared to risk them.
It's try it out on one.

A jumper is just a cardigan.

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AHHHH . . . He has gone to Ipswich?? ?? ??
We took our own honourably, make them show face ooh.

This is dedicated to all the MANCHESTER UNITED FANS!!!
ELDEE - BOSI GBANGBA!!!!!!!!!!

Today na today, you no go escape
I'm ready for you . . . Bosi gbangba ka jo


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This is dedicated to all the gunners and Barcelona fans that supported Bayern against Man Utd
If them talk to you NO LOOK IM FACE!!!!


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@Aunty Muki

Abeg tell Unku Seun to release Aunty Sharon.
A strange man in a red shirt was seen near River Ipswich today . . . let's just hope

dayokanu:
You get mouth/

What of Jogodo by Prof Linkin

Another dedication to Dayo 'Ilesanmisugbonirinajolosioldtraffordsanmijuyenlo' Kanu

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dayokanu:
Eldee i give you license post more

Start from "Mi o shako mo" by remedies

Balogun you get mouth die . . .  
This is dedicated to all the Man Utd fans all around Ipswich: Shakara don end oooh

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luizworld:
^^ elrazu, strictly Nlanders right?

Yeah . . . true NLanders.

Male members: 3500 posts
Female Members: 1 post.

Is it weird that I'm a big fan of Nigerian Lil Wayne??

Mmmbop:
You need to hear the way I burst out laughing after reading that, I imagined you with a top hat and a very pretty teacup

Hehehe . . . cashmere jumpers are cool jare.
It's not my fault that Primark don't sell cashmere stuff.

Special Dedication to Balogun Irumole Ara Metadilogun ton Ran Awon Ota Losi Ipswich (I) of Nairaland

Here is Nigerian Lil Wayne - Amemu . . . Emini Emini Emini emi, emini


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Ball Possession- 39:61 at Old Trafford.