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Genuflect:
Abi o. Now the so called 'Fresh Guys' are dancing Alanta, Suo etc. They even ditch Campari sometimes and sip Shekpe. Lol. Tell me Music is not fuking powerful!!!

You need to see guys in London dacing Yahooze and fooling themselves saying they're skanking

tavarez:
that shekpe sippin is more a recession effect rather than muzik LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO bare Jokes

DEATH!!!!!!!!

ElRazur:
You have nothing to say. Not that you have much to say in the first place. Finally, here comes sun down.

In your eyes only. Seriously, engage me. I am bored now.

Delete what you want, after all you are an egomaniac. Not that it ain't obvious. But here is a thought - stop with the drivel and deluded post. That way, you may not want to hide behind "deleting offtopic post later" because your real self is there for all to see?

I'll take that as a 'no'.
Hehehe . . . stop being a loser.

semid4lyfe:
Mint!. . .I've got a friend who speaks a combo of pidgin & yoruba whose every sentence is punctuated with a slang. Funny thing is some years back peeps speaking this way woulda been labelled 'razz' but now it's considered cool.

Gbogbo 9ja haters lo ma rundown!

I always laugh when I remember the days even on NL when the most heavily enforced rule was . . . 'Please use standard, proper, and clear English at all times when publicly discussing topics on the Nairaland Forum.  If you must use other languages, create a special topic for that language in the culture section.'

I think Nigerian artistes have done a lot for national pride in just a few years.

Genuflect:
Before nko? Lol

Who born the Maga - Durella.

semid4lyfe:
Sorry, no be popcorn o. . .na guguru 'n' epa with zobo. I nor know whether 'Behind' london boy like u wey think sey Okitipupa na village go fit stomach am. Anyway, me nor loff u enuff to share, lol.

Hehehe . . . guguru 'n' epa?? five naira inside paper from the Fulani woman (she had it in a glass box) on my way from school. . .That was cool.
I only used Okitipupa because it sounded funny . . . it's just like when I say I schooled in Okada

tubabie:
^^ Thank God I bought him last night , a brace. . . . .sweet

He scored a brace for me too . . . but that's like -1 for my two Birmingham defenders.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=373612.msg5731604#msg5731604 date=1269098962]Bent deuce. Damn i just sold the nigga[/quote]Come on . . . we were expecting regrets like this but not just ten mintes after you boasted of you new Galacticos.

semid4lyfe:
Semid comes in into the thread. . .pops some popcorn into his mouth, takes a sip of his drink while the pg 3 of the thread loads. . .reads the posts. . .sighs heavily, shakes his head and says to himself *typical El razur*

Shut up!!! I'm the only one allowed to have fun on this thread.
Now pass the popcorn

ElRazur:
Once again you proved me correct.  I love this!

Jesus wept. With your post of IQ, shredding and dicing elrazur, punchlining blah blah blah. The best you did was come out with that? Damn, you are like Nigeria's Post office - Never delivers. Utter drivel and disgrace.

Seriously, engage me and stop trying to engage me. Gosh who am I kidding, at your most serious post you didn't manage that I very much doubt you can.

Hehehe . . . what more can I say??
Trying to engage you?? More like enjoying watching you make a fool of yourself.
It's nothing personal . . .Hope you don't mind me deleting the offtopic posts later . . .[size=2pt] it's wrong for a mod to be caught making a fool of sumone in public.[/size]

ElRazur:
In other words, you are contradicting yourself? Nice.

Please don't go. Let us unravel you more for what you are.

Whoa!!! Two lines??  It took you five posts to know that you were spewing fuckery??
This is no more fun . . . shioor 

Genuflect:
Danny Young - L'Orita Fogo

Never hear that one before now.

ElRazur:


Surely you are by your respond? Not only will you twist people's word, but now you appear to be pretending. Why respond if you are not taking me serious like you claim

Oh gosh, it was gone by the time it hit you. Sarcasm. Go back and read my post. I am neither laughing or bursting my veins sir. Jeez. I am more or less watching you go along the lines of what I predicted.


"Here I am enjoying this ---->>>

Once again **Insert roll eyes smiley here**  " [Clue, there is a message in that]

Hehehe . . . okay this is unfair on you, I can't keep making you a walking punchline.
But how can I stop replying when I know every two lines I say 'I'm done with this' automatically produces a 2500 word essay about how Eldee is egoistic??
Aiite last time . . . I'm done with this

This is unfair . . . no one likes 'fokasibe'??

mukina2:
its a lie

the guy wan make i shoot am ni

I'm not watching the match, but I saw it on soccernet.

Pts.OF.Athrty - Linkin Park

Milner own goal?? ?? ?? ?? ??

@topic
Omoge wa jea Tongolo . . . D'banj

ElRazur:
The fact is you are. Take a look at your own post. But you probaly can't see beyond your nose. I think you are mistaking taking a laid back analytical approach to your post as "sentimental" [a word you appear to throw around a lot lately. Mid life crisis? Nah wah o]

Once again you are telling me what to do. **shakes head** Some things will never change. May be you should take a look in the mirror?

You are done? I heard that same from about 5 posts ago. Are you sure? Come on now, Mandy. Don't die on me now.


Oh wait, let me use this smiley so it shows am enjoying this ----->>

**rolleyes**

Of course . . . I'm done with trying to pass across my message. I reckon you're smart enough to know I'm no more taking you serious.
All I'm doing is watching you burst your veins and putting smileys to claim you're enjoying ish.
Now be predictable and post another fifteen paragraphs about how you're loving this again

Discussion continued here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416235.0.html

Moved to Music Business.

ElRazur:
Again, you are STILL doing exactly like I analysed and predicted - Talking about having the upper hand or some drivel along those lines.

Sorry, what lesson can you MANDY teach me? How to be a toy thing or how to suck hard as Dyson. Or better still, show me how to twist people's word and demonstrate your long e.pen!s. What a joke. Perhaps the question is if there was ever a lesson in the first place. Dude, I stand by every post I made in this thread, you are just not getting it are you?

How deluded do one have to get to even make such post on a forum. I guess one should never underestimate the power of stupidity and egomaniac all wrapped in the body of one person - Eldee.

Please quit giving excuses. I am enjoying this. What more do you have to say?





I am not the one trying to safe face here. If anything, you are the one who seem to be begging for support indirectly and trying to save face by claiming you "shred someone apart" "you taught someone a lesson" etc.

Hehehe . . .egomaniac, stupidity?? It's funny how you're getting overly sentimental with this
You're so predictable, if e sure you leave the posts for everyone to see and stop crying here.

As I said before . . . I'm done with this. . . on to the next one.

@Jamale
Could you please provide Images??

Topic Modified for Clarity

@topic
No do gragra for me - Lagbaja

ElRazur:
Yawn. Jeez. Please ginger you post next time. It lacks swagger and less stimulating which each one. Yawn. And I mean a big yawn.

You've learnt your lesson. . . I told you I've closed your file, I've got to deal with sum retard that's dissing Alex Song.
I know you won't spew that kind of B.S again . . . all this is just you trying to save face.

@Tavarez
All this rake wey I dey rake na small thing . . .you weren't here when Bamsyle was still on NL.

@chidichris

Kilagbe kileju??
How am I darkminded?? Because I believe Song is a better footballer than Mikel??
Am I missing something here??

Listen to yourself speak . . .
Dude, be a man and stop letting sentiments cloud your thinking, it's a feminine trait.

I've not got time for this . . .

slimshay:
@ Eldee and topic

No lele man. That one nko? Tuface.

Oh did I forget that?? That one's soooo cool.
Tuface's Middle Belt roots always gave us nice slangs.

ElRazur:
@eldee

Just like I thought, running out of steam.

It is funny to see how you have let your ego get the better off you. You have missed my point and instead posted many irrelevant stuff.

Here is an analysis of your post so far:

Sees ElRazur's post, get Hot.
Tell me what I can do or not do.
When that fails, you result to your last card of insult.
And when they do not work you twist my word.
When that STILL DO NOT WORK you look for support.
Then finally, you claim victory and what not.

What a joke. Eldee, your best post are nothing but dandruffs on my shoulder. All I do is dust them off.

Yes I called you Mandy, because I enjoy toying with you.
Yes I Called you dyson and Henry because you suck hard.

Who am I to tell a man who believe there is a yellow lamboghini on his lawn and only him can see it otherwise? Meaning? Who am I to tell you that you "tear me apart" in a debate. Nah you prerogative and wahala. Not mine.

You talked about it isn't about  winning or losing yet in the same post mention tearing me apart. Oh dear.  Dyson did it again.

In the mean time, will Mandy come and ginger my swagger?

I can't shout . . . anyone that needs proof of how you get less logical with each post should refer to my other posts.
If you take the fact that I stopped replying as 'running out of steam' . . . it shows that you understand the fact that I've said everything I wanted to say to begin with.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=415790.msg5730368#msg5730368 date=1269085952]Perhaps there will be no argument between El and Eldee if the actual defination of slang is not "lost" on one of them.

To understand the "ginger your swagger" phrase(which i actually detest myself),is to come to terms with the fact that ginger is a form of spice in Nigeria while  swagger equals style.In essence,you are been told to spice up your style in whatever term or way you can.[/quote]I kinda guessed that,  but I didn't mention it.
First of all because I wasn't entirely sure . . . but more important is the fact that we don't need to know the origins of words we use and therefore shouldn't dismiss them just because we can't prove a link to their original meanings.
It doesn't make them 'meaningless' like he loves to throw around carelessly.

Besides what's more fun than proving sumone wrong when he's trying to sound like he's from sum next planet??

slimshay:
Eldee wetin dey worry you and Elrazur every thread for this music section now nah 2 of una, going at each other.

Sorry I have to ask, who be the male who be the female, nitori ko wa ye awa mo o.

At the end of the day, someone cant even join the debate because it usually ends up being so personal and the main bone of contention has been murked up.

Sorry for that abeg . . . that's why I stopped when I saw that I'd already pulled the plug.

abdurrazaq:
You know there is a way out, earn yourself a permanent ban and you can come back with a preferred username

Hehehe . . . nah, moderators don't get banned.
I think I can look for Eldee's trouble and make him sue Nairaland for the name.

abdurrazaq:
@OP, I hope you distinguished the Nairaland eldee & Ofoka from the already established ones so to avoid confusion. If you did not do it in this track you can do it on the remix
Keep it up and, there is always room for improvement

I keep trying to change my name to El . . . but Seun no gree

@Topic

No be small thing ooh - 2Face

Alapomeji, Alapoplenty - 9ice

@Elrazur
You've shown that it's humanly possible to strike your keyboard about 4000 times in an attempt to cover up B.S and still produce more garbage.
Anyone that read your last post knows you were being desperate.

My job was to shine a torch on that drivel you posted . . .
As I said . . . that job is done, call it Ego, Voltron, Henry  . . . anything, I've proven to everyone that you made an ill-informed comment and you're obviously not man enough to admit your flaw.

I'm not trying to win an argument . . . I'm trying to pass across a message, and I'm sure that message has been delivered effectively.

It's nothing personal . . . I look forward to tearing apart more of your B.S anytime soon.

@Topic
They call, they call, they call me M.I

@mystikal
You find Ginger your swagga annoying??

***Starts playing Hater - Jay-Z ft Kanye West, remembers it's a naija music thread . . . starts playing 2face - See me So***

As you see me so
I nor send you oh

Just kidding . . . I just find it hilarious.

chinesedoll:
Omo Don Jazzy ni mi na, 

Hehehe . . . file, wa gba

ofokaofoki:
eldee na me and your papa get the same IQ. oloshi omo.
eldee you talk too much, do u need to quote every nonsense el razur spews, you are just a jobless idiot like el razur.

As I said, if I didn't do it . . . no one else would.
It's called taking one for the team.

Orobo kibo . . . kiboroki - Pasuma