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ayettymama:
im not??

im very simple

i dont like men

Hate is a very strong emotion. . . see what I'm saying??

ayettymama:
well after datin a typical naija man

i dont blame women from consulting the movies!!

eldee if i can manage to take myself out everyday

then its not a big job takin out your woman everyweek!

I saw a movie the other day . . . and I just knew that the movie was written by a woman.
Why?? The male character were just extremely adapted to fit the Disney-like Prince.

They are not flipping realistic. . . and then the way you see someone always manages to affect the way you act towards him, you see him as below standard, then it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

ayettymama:
lolz

plati wat does that have to do with it??

lol eldee

ill write it then

That's the problem, we can't let a chic write it because they are slaves to emotions.
Anger, rejection, love, hate, infatuation . . . you chics can't keep a clear head.

debosky:
One day Susan Boyle's cousin, next day, an anorexic oluchi wannabe, next day, Yokozuna's cousin.

PEACH!!!

stillwater:
I don't know why you guys think what a woman (not a girl) wants is adapted from a movie.
What do you take us for?

And women don't?

Let's check out NL as our sample space, even the relatively mature chics have bullshit lists.
It's hilarious . . .

'If he doesn't take me out once a week, we'll end it' . . . like WTF . . . it's 2010.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5746774#msg5746774 date=1269299008]Ori legend o pe [/quote]Hmmn . . .  

ayettymama:
lolz

1look 1dollar!!

i pray the white gyals dont turn up to your wedding  

lolz

eldee mite as well write one for the ladies then!!

titled; men that cant handelit

I should actually . . . but then it goes against the Act 45 Section 1 of the Guy Code.

I'll see what I can do

chamotex:
I don't know if I'm weird but I don't really have a type . . . me just go with the flow

Me too . . .exactly what I said before.


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417013.msg5746760#msg5746760 date=1269298817]The feeling is mutual hun [/quote]

ayettymama:
who is the legend??

The Legend?? It's one of those guides every smart guy has.
You know how we have the guy-code, the player's manual, the player's player's manual, then we have The Legend.

stillwater:
And guys don't have a mental picture of what they want in a lady?

Being practical also involves knowing what you want and going for it.
A mental list is a sure way of knowing what you want and having a plan which makes women practical.
Practical doesn't suit guys in this case if he is yet to know what he wants.

It's not bad for women to have these lists . . . but then, when it's created by the Disney movies you saw as a kid or the romance flicks written by overly imaginative scriptwriters, it becomes a problem.

I meant practical as in being able to adapt expectations to accommodate the one they want.
So there's this vague picture of say Halle Berry in your brain, but then you'll adapt it to fit anyone.

@tope
I run away from chics like you

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5746631#msg5746631 date=1269297406]LMFAO

Can you kindly explain further what each point really mean for those of us who r not familiar with THE LEGEND [/quote]Aiite . . . I'll help you mere mortals.

Rule 1: Never get them wet - If you let her sleep-over till she starts taking a shower in your house, she'll end up ''forgetting'' her toothbrush and stuff like that. . . so you call a cab for her immediately after sex.

Rule 2: Keep them away from sunlight - Never meet up in the day, because then you don't get to say 'your place or mine'. Dates at nite are more likely to end up with sex and no time for B.S talks.

Rule 3: Never feed them after midnight, you never, ever have breakfast with her . . . they tend to give women a sense of aftercare.

ayettymama:
your not serious one kobo!!!

what rule will go for guys then??

to sop them from giving me trouble??

Hmmn. . . remember I didn't make these rules, the Legend did.
But I'll see what I can get for you.

stillwater:
^^^ That didn't make sense to me.

Guys are more practical . . . they don't know what they want till they find it.
Women on the other hand have a mental list a guys has to tick for her to actually like him.
And the lists are usually made up of stupid things like 'neatly trimmed toenails'


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417013.msg5746584#msg5746584 date=1269296882]sad but true [/quote]I know the number one condition on your list is . . . 'he must be able to dig 300 ridges in one day'

I'm all for casual relationships.
The key is to cut out communication.

According to the Legend

The rules of how to keep a girl you're seeing FROM being your girlfriend are the same rules as the ones for gremlings.
1. Never get them wet. (No showers)
2. Keep them away from sunlight.(Only see them at nite)
3. Never feed them aftermidnight.

She's got the X-factor

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=362607.msg5744111#msg5744111 date=1269273239]@Mufasa
So basically you are saying this present Chelsea that would be away to Utd,Liverpool and Chelsea and host Aston Villa would win 7 matches and draw just one. I laugh in Egberipapa 1 of Bayelsa[/quote]I decided to calculate the scores with all the Top 3 winning till the Man U v Chelsea match . . . we could be joint top with Man Utd at 73 points and that's assuming that Chelsea will beat Villa with 5 games to go and Man Utd still having to play Man City.

Ericomoto:
That song is not by J-Units or whatever you call his name.The song was released by Victor Angel in 2007(not so sure). I have the CD

Hmmm . . . my mistake.
Used to hear it on radio when he said 'J-Unit' at the beginning of the song.

BARCA WATCH

Highlights of the last match against Zaragoza.

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Note how the Zaragoza defenders almost want him to score.
One of their defenders even returned a 1-2 pass to Ibra . . .

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=138254.msg5742330#msg5742330 date=1269259356]no1 gives a flying bleep!

#itsnaija[/quote]

The guys said Hiphop was one of his JAMB subjects and you still dey yab am

rasputinn:
The Arsenal loves a team that concentrates on playing beautiful footy without resorting to -ve football,bullying or leg-breaking tactics.

When we came up against Barca (Bar sa by the way),in 2006,no one gave us a chance,we even went ahead to score first,I tell you that for the silly red card to Jens,,,,,,,,well it's all spilled milk now

With The Arsenal,Barca will be evenly matched

BTW,how was your weekend I'm looking forward to a very productive week ahead,driven by God's grace

Did you watch this highlights??
These guys don't defend at all . . . it's almost like Messi had a free pass to do anything he wants.
In the first goal a defender even made a 1-2 pass with him . . . Spanish defenders are shitty.

Even Barca's defenders are crap . . . I think we can beat them, at least our defender won't sleep on the pitch.

Genuflect:
eldee, na Umu nna mu o. Lol

Hehe . . . I try now

Omo nna mo . . . 2shot

tavarez:
yeah i remeber i just forgot MR ELDEE NA U SABI PASS, but u mised out R cube from str8buttah he was on the joint,

Sue me

When the woskolo wiskala enter the zanga the pasapasa mean boys don hammer.

Durella via Terry Tha Rapman

lalaboi:
This one nor be chelski frustration . . .and its not a matter of na tody we don dey hear am?. . .even u sef knw say e nor make sense. . .

I think he meant charging Nokia for concerts and marketing.

javalove:
abeg anyone get link to nutty pin video. . .dat one dat had the hook as "we giving props to d hood we come from, just like hiphop we keep living it up, "

#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated

I remember the song . . . Nutty Pin is the taller than every Nigerian rapper

semid4lyfe:
Dude, you sabi 9ja hiphop. . .that song is the largest colloboration of hip-hop artistes/rappers in 9ja EVER. . .

FAIL!!!
The biggest is I no Send You: Tha Suspect ft Wyclef Jean, Mi Fliss, ill Bliss, Eva, Feahong, Kel, Ghetto P, Mo Cheddah, Vector, M.I., Kemistry, Blaise, Eyme, Zee, Othelo, Teeto & OlaDELe.

@Gunners

It's disgraceful what the FA will let you get away with in the name of protecting the core of football.
What's more amazing is the way some people decide to use the rules against all moral and ethical reasoning.
Here's the 'young traumatised' Ryan Shawcross telling us what to expect from him.

"I[b] was quite surprised how quickly I was back to normal,'' he added. "I knew straight after I was going to be the same player and make tackles.[/b] It was an accident and these things happen in football - I'm not going to change the way I play.''

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=758067&cc=5739

Isn't this the same guy that was so sorry that he was said to be busy crying to his mum??
And he comes here to tell us he knew 'straight away' he was going to make those tackles. . . after that some retard will tell me it wasn't intentional.

Discussion could be continued here . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416891.0.html

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=415771.msg5737954#msg5737954 date=1269194190]Ermm excuse me excuse me can we ask that essential question now?[/quote]Are you talking about the question of who will provide a broken-down analysis of the economic situation of of today's trades??

Fingers crossed . . . Chelsea might drop points today.

elderly:
Hi,

what is the album title and name of the artist that sang this:

like say no be God o/2ce I for don peme,

Sounds like J-Unit - If no Be God

Thank God God no be man ooh
Cus if man be God ooh, I for don die ooh
I for don peme ooh

slimshay:
Truth be told, i dont like the 'dumbed' down lyrics for the world cup version.

Waving Flags is a very conscious song for child soldiers and others in adversity in Africa. The day i first heard this song i was in a reflective mood for the whole day. The hook stuck with me for days on a repetitive loop. Very few songs about adversity and hope gets to my consciousness so. Then imagine my shock when i heard. . .'See the champions, take to the field now' I couldnt just relate.

Anyways the World Cup are happy days, we could forget our sorrows for the while no?

Hehehe . . . if I start counting how many versions of Waving Flag I've heard, I'll have to use my fingers and toes.
K'naan is enjoying legend status, with the way everyone wants a piece of that song. . . I can't believe it didn't get a Grammy.


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