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Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:58pm On Mar 23, 2010

BlueDiva:
Seriously it ain't that easy again.
Everyone has a foreign degree now.

It's either you're very smart or have long legs or the HR people like you.
I work in HR in a multinational here, i know what i'm saying.

You know how I'm always nice to you.
And how we're really close friends . . . and you know how you said you owe me one the other day??
Well . . . grin

davidylan:
U mean it?

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:55pm On Mar 23, 2010

debosky:
Eldee's uncle has a HOUSE INSIDE Chevron Office

Chai - wey road to Lekki?

Hehehe . . . You know the place jare.
The Chevron Staff Estate . . . grin

debosky:
You have to relocate bro. . . .Hull isn't the locale for upstanding black folk.

It's a really nice place though . . . London's hard work.

frosbel:
My goodness if you live in a BNP constituency you sure had it coming, na your choice.

Funny thing is . . . I was there when they got the seat.
They all seemed nice till I saw it on TV that they voted BNP. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:44pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=416374.msg5753910#msg5753910 date=1269383840]If you are really successful within three months maybe that might convince me. cheesy

[/quote]Convince you?? I'll be too busy watching 24 in the Lagos Traffic in my jeep to have time for you grin

davidylan:
There are quite a lot of them. If you have a deg from the UK i dont think you shld have a problem[b] unless it was in religious knowledge.[/b]

Are you trying to discourage Sauron?? grin

He has a degree in Yoruba Studies

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:38pm On Mar 23, 2010

Freiburger:
That what they told you, is it the black mentality that is better? LETS NOT DEVIATE FROM POINT dude. Else its gona be a long night and i haven't got that time.

Dude . . .the BNP won two European Parliament seats, one of them is for my constituency.
So don't even let's start talking about white supremacists, they do exist . . . it'll be stpid to deny that.

I know first hand.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:35pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=416374.msg5753853#msg5753853 date=1269383336]Who? The customer service advisers?? undecided

Tell me, havent heard your friends in naija tellin u to come to naija cuz thats where money si now?? when u went, how many contracts they help u secure?? undecided

I have a gf who went to naija to work, she was tellin me to come to naija . . . blah blah
she is living VGC, driving a nice car. i was kinda tempted myself until another told me she can only afford the house n cars cuz she is dating her married oga but these chics wont tell u abt that part until u see it for urself. sooo ummmm . . . . . . maybe i might go there wen i retire or when i find a job where i wont have to be sexually harassed first. grin

[/quote]It's quite easy . . . get your CV and your degree.
Take about three months and reconnect with your family and everyone you knew in high-school.
Always tell them you need a job and you've got a degree from Kent.

It doesn't have to be one or the other . . . you can even do some of the work from here.
I know guys that work in MTN and my uncle works for Chevron . . . he's got a house in the Lekki Office, official car and company paid cleaning.
All that 'illegal money' thing is stale abeg.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:26pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=416374.msg5753819#msg5753819 date=1269383064]Who is being a kid?
How can you get into a foreign country without a Visa? huh

You're ridiculous, Please come up with something that makes sense.[/quote]Erm . . . you know that small book . . .it's called a Brit Passport.
If you show the airport man in brown uniform . . .he'll smile and let you go on the fast queue. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:25pm On Mar 23, 2010

BlueDiva:
I live in Naija.
I was once like you till i got wiser and came home.

I'm not some desperate Nigerian who wants to live abroad.
Living abroad is my right, i'm Irish.
Coming home to me is optional, i have no regrets whatsoever.

I'm on your side jare . . . this tax this tax that system here is sickening.
I don't know why no one wants to admit it.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:23pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=416374.msg5753793#msg5753793 date=1269382859]Lmafo grin

what i am tryin to say is that all these young guys with millions dont really have the money in a legal way n we both knw it. lipsrsealed

[/quote]That's what we tell ourselves . . . those guys at MTN know their money is as legal as weed in Holland.

Freiburger:
Dark night LOL.
White rasist

Check out my profil pic and see what a white rasist is doing for some your kids in Nigeria, many of them could never afford a primary education
and that suppose to be the responsibility of those silly ppl u call your government.

Are you seriously going to deny the existence of white supremacists??

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:18pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=416374.msg5753722#msg5753722 date=1269382357]True that, i have no intentions of going home soon either. cool

All these millions naija ppl shout are usually lies abeg. lipsrsealed

[/quote]You obviously haven't gone to White City during the Christmas period . . . see guys speaking Pidgin to cashiers.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:16pm On Mar 23, 2010

BlueDiva:
Don't be a kid.
Not all of us need visas to travel.
All i need is my one way ticket, a mere 100k.

Will you like Senior Special Asst to the President on Religious Affairs?

Truth be told . . . you guys spend shitloads of money when you come shopping here.
Besides the weather is better over there.

And what else do you actually need in Abuja??

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 11:04pm On Mar 23, 2010

davidylan:
well since none of the above applies to me i guess i can return sometime soon[b]. I know bluediva has something for me.[/b]

Guy me too oh . . . abi you think say na only you want opportunities wey go give you 800mill Naira house??

Music/Radio › Re: Popular Black Uk Artist Says He'll Never Put Black Girls In His Music Videos! by eldee(m): 10:59pm On Mar 23, 2010

asha 80:
[/b]

Is there any example ?

Amy Winehouse

1 Like

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by eldee(m): 10:57pm On Mar 23, 2010

Whoa!!! I'm going on a Coming to Naija very soon.
I want a N750mill house too angry

Music/Radio › Re: Popular Black Uk Artist Says He'll Never Put Black Girls In His Music Videos! by eldee(m): 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2010

Come on guys, it's so obvious . . . his target demographic are the white folks.
That's not racism, it's just business.

The UK is 92.1% white . . . there are only about 1 million black (prolly 500,000 youths)people in the UK.
Black people will always buy his records because he's black, but that's such a small number.
Record companies get white girls to make sure he sells to the 92%.

In the US, notice how Justin's 'Like I Love You' featured a black chic . . . that's because he wanted to do a crossover song to be accepted by the black market.

[b]Besides why doesn't anybody complain when 50Cent uses black girls??
[/b]Isn't that racism too??

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 10:37pm On Mar 23, 2010

davidylan:
maybe those who think casual intimacy is ok should think twice about this. I cant tell you how sweet it is to sleep each nite knowing u're not going to get a pregnancy allegation in the morning.

You don't have sex because of a 2% chance of getting a kid??
Then people shouldn't shag at all then.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 10:34pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=417101.msg5753471#msg5753471 date=1269379570]ppl still get pregnant using rubber so what if that was the case and he guy wants an abortion and she refuses, what next?[/quote]Sue the effing condom company grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2010

davidylan:
why? I thot it was just casual intimacy . . . no responsibilities attached.

If you weren't smart enough to use protection, then you have to bear the burden of the risk you took.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 9:14pm On Mar 23, 2010

chic2pimp:
I'm not one to brag but my first class degree in Medicine speaks for itself

Yeah . . . you specialise in the field of Medicinal Masturb@tion grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2010

dayokanu:
^^ You meanchickenshrimp lied he has had several women when he has only been serviced by PALM-ELA??

He even buys condoms all the time to look like he's actually doing stuff. grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:48pm On Mar 23, 2010

chamotex:
There's nowhere for you to hide anymore . . . you are now at a dead end.
If I was you, I'd report to the nearest police station immediately before it gets worse.
DNA don't lie and sooner or later you would be found out.

How only your semen would block the fuckin drainage still amaze me

I know . . . because of one person, the whole of Brunel cannot use the sinks.
If he's going to w@nk that much, the least he coulda done is to posh-wanck. grin

chic2pimp:
Sorry mate that ain't happening
As an 'A' Grade student my face is always on my school's web

So that's where you get your A's?? W@nking??

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2010

platinumnk:
hehehehehhe my friend was mad at me cuz he wore a turtleneck in April and he had a presentation in the morning

heehheheh, then I found out about toothpaste

I'll try the toothpaste style . . . I have a feeling that toothpaste will make it extremely painful.
So now I need to find a chic that gives really bad hickies. grin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=417101.msg5752797#msg5752797 date=1269372765]His spunk is useless in a spermatozoa bank.
They have started profiling in em organisations now.

Someone like Messi, Beckham, Bill Gates, Federer are grade A donors. . . . .Their spunk go as high as $5,000,000.
But Chic2Chimp has no obvious talent, he is a midget, he is an albino and he walks with 1 K-leg and 1-bow leg.

His spunk cannot be more than $0.00005 per 1000 litres. grin

[/quote]Hehehehe . . . besides no one wants to take the sperm of an ex-serial self-servicer.
When your baby is kicking in the womb, the one from Chic2pimp will start w@nking grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:30pm On Mar 23, 2010

chic2pimp:
@ CH[b]AMOEBA[/b], ELDEE & SHARON

May Amadioha destroy una a$$es and leave you begging for mercy!!!

Hand yourself in now before it gets too late.
I don't want to see your face on the school website grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2010

platinumnk:
Some guys are like that, but if you put toothpaste on it, it will go away in the morning.
I dont do it to be territorial, I can care less But U get lost in the passionate moment at times
and thats one of my weak spots

So thats how u end up when u with a passionate strong chick

I know it's hard to stop it in the heat of the moment . . . I never even remember that I hate hickies till after I'm done.
That's when I start wearing scarves and jumpers in summer grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:24pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=417101.msg5752710#msg5752710 date=1269371722]Chic2Chimp is in his Sophomore year in that school.
He is the major culprit. An unrepentant serial w@nker. grin

[/quote]Notice how chic2pimp cleverly avoids the accusation.
He's definitely guilty cheesy

Those cells could have been put to better use in a sperm bank grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:17pm On Mar 23, 2010

platinumnk:
Abi o lol I will leave your neck purple and blue, but you still love it

I don't like chics that give hickies . . . it's so territorial.
It's almost like, 'hey look at me, I survived an attack a tiger in the sheets yesterday'.

chamotex:
LMAO!!!
You know what I almost went to Brunel you know.
There mustav been a serial w@nker on the loose. It could be Chic2pimp

I'm a graadute now . . . Uni was in the past

I think it's chic2pimp . . . we're still waiting for the DNA test results.
But seriously, who w@nks in uni?? Isn't that meant to be sexxprime??

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2010

@Chamo

This is a lil off-topic
But come on . . . what have you gys been doing in your uni??
I just found this on the net. . . is that how you guys get down??

https://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23547_10150126755905602_822010601_11377216_384057_n.jpg

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 8:01pm On Mar 23, 2010

davidylan:
Short or not i like to ask myself two questions every night before i go to bed - What did i achieve today? Of what benefit was it to me?

What did I achieve today?? I banged a chic that needed me to do her.

Of what benefit?? It's good exercise grin

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 7:56pm On Mar 23, 2010

chamotex:
What if it wasn't an away fixture?
Say you were playing on home turf?

Always be the first to call her a cab.
It's a message.

chamotex:
2 months is a lil too much in my opinion . . . just keep contact occasionally. A short text will do.

Remember it's a two-way thing . . . and the woman might need to bang every once in a while.
So two months reminds her that, we're still doing this thing.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 7:54pm On Mar 23, 2010

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=417101.msg5752547#msg5752547 date=1269370114]I agree 100%

Women tend to see feet when they should be seeing hands.
The KEY is not to treat her like something MORE than she is. . . .Don't cuddle with her and talk about the brand of woman you're going to marry either.

Don't bring up anything that would lead her to believe that maybe you want more than just a casual session with her every once in a while.
Women pride themselves on being able to read between the lines, if necessary. . . .avoid after-shagg conversations.

Just wear your pants and buzz off. grin

[/quote]Dude . . . you're so right.
Kill communication . . . never ever do couple stuff.
Everything you do together must end with sex.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 7:49pm On Mar 23, 2010

chamotex:
When you say 'short', please can you give a maximum timeframe?

There's no maximum time-frame, just make it punctuated.
Like do stuff for a month, and don't call her for two months, and then call again after some time.
It helps to kill emotional attachment.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 7:47pm On Mar 23, 2010

ayettymama:
if u say legend one more time *throws fist*

Legend has it that violent women give a lot of hickies . . . do you agree?? cheesy

ayettymama:
i mean society is different from society maybe its seen differently from the perspective of most of the guys here

cos this----he can but she cant has dissapeared, it really has i think its onli in africa they are yet to let it go!

That's what you think . . . you're still part of that same African society, in a little way.
You saying things like 'I can't date Nigerian men cus . . . ' makes you one of em.

Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On Casual Relationships? by eldee(m): 7:40pm On Mar 23, 2010

davidylan:
you best believe it.

Its not as easy as you think but we are all different and so see things quite differently. Been down that road before . . . i personally dont think casual intimacy or a casual relationship leading no where is worth the stress. I think a lot of these females know that to be true but are simply pretending.

It's only when you drag it that you begin to ask if it's leading anywhere.
Make it short as can be and you won't need to worry about that.

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