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Wait till I get my money right . . . then you can't tell me nothing right??
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Kanye is a style icon . . . this is a fashion statement from the horses mouth.

IBIME VS DBR

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-537391.0.html

IBIME'S Verse

Soon as I step in the booth/ he's destined to lose/ cos I wreck and abuse/
leave his ancestors skeletons bruised/. . . cos every punch I land will 'connect with his roots'!/

Go to his office, put his neck in a noose/ or make him sip some venomous juice/
or maybe let bullets exit his wounds?/. . . Tough choice!. . .so Ima let his[i] secretary choose![/i]/

I never disrepected his views. . .

but he persisted in grieving/ this lyrical deacon/ so I'ma get rid of his demon/
like a Celestial church. . and give him spiritual healing. . . through a physical beating!!!/

I insist to this heathen/ that we're not realistically even/ cos this nigga is median/
My flow is mean. . . and he's average. . . . thats statistically speaking!/

The lyrics Im weaving/ leave him visibly seeking/ his pastor for prayer/
He's just a bytch trapped in a player/. . cos look past, after the layer. . and he's Caster Semaya!!/

Im smarter than a NASA surveyor/ cos I spit sick doom/
His chick lick/ big stick/ in my picnic room/. . which I twitflix to em. . . when my pic click zoom!/

I slap this big lip goon/ His rap career taking off, he'll get a big hit soon/
cos its his time to blow. . . . literally. . . . . . . tick, tick, BOOM!!!/

Bring a thick big spoon/ if you dine with me/ or spit a line with me/
Anyone who see his career when Im done. . . will get a finder's fee!!/

He's pursuing a bad course/ Im ruing the sad loss/ when this dude hit the ashphalt/
He'll get pushed off the last floor/. . . with only a waterproof bag. . . to use as a drag force!!/

They exhuming this mans corpse/ with one more dig/ of this dumb LovePeddler pig/
after I adjust your 'wig'/. . by sinking drills in ya 'waves'. . . like an offshore rig!/

I use gasoline to attack your motor/ flip ya Range and leave its back turned over/
Now he switched a black Toyota/. . cos if I saw where e wood park. . . you know this Black Burn Rovers!/ (he would park)

When he chitter chatter/ I kick his bladder/ and split his matter/
So even if he leaves Africa. . . he's still in-continent. . . cos his shyt'll splatter!!!/

I snatch his nuclear fam infact/ His two kids and his wack bee-atch/ tie em between two cadillacs/
drive in opposite directions. . . then give his extended family back!!!/

Im not deliberately tryna be harsh/ so with these final three bars/
Ima waste this one. . . and use it to send his wife my regards!/

I dont mean to bad/ Was always gonna eat him, but first I had to 'season his @ss'/
thats why I let him shine in the cypher. . . just to 'ginger his swag'!!/

In the first place, you weren't even supposed to compare/ Im like DSTV cos my focus is clear/
so NEVER AGAIN joke with me here/. . or get ideas above ya station. . . you phocking Toyin Subair!!!/

DBR's Verse

Bang!!!. .ibime fired shots. . when i aint wearin a vest/
but i dust it off and chuckle. . it was a tickle at best/
frontal lobe spurring . .potentiate me spittin complex /
while i was snorin. .this bozo contemplates what i come up with next/
launch Shake n Britney at him. . he catches 2 Spears in his chest/
Put this gay on a Necrophilia sh!t. .now he's so Fhuckin dead!

Rest! didnt ask for Price Cut. .but he tryna Discredit me/
barber shop. .u lose Here. .cant touch ma credibility/
molten verses i erupted disrupted the beat of his heart/
i plead guilty for killin ur buzz . .now b!tch drop the charge/
or u finna bathe in HIV blood with an open sore/
cos last bars got u[i] wounded[/i]. .next will just throw in salt /
Getit? throw insult?. .send beef ma way . .i splash it with tomatoe sauce/
Braiding skill. . the way i Weave prose. . he Dreads those words/
u suck. .I got Frozen cold flow u aint Mighty. .son u Thaw/
cant believe wat u saw . .lines Diabolical . .Jazz like Uttah/
strum ur feeble heart wit a plectrum . . like Carlos on Guitar/
drive a Santana up ur rectum. .to prove ur a big A$s!/

with arrow piercing ur heart~~~trust me it wont be a cupid/
ur heart Trembling. .phuck Stetos' this is "Horror-scope" ~stupid/
cos u old in the game like Larry~ now u think u a King?/
u'z a Joke. .break u down like food. .u Die Jesting/
spitzophrenic. . .spit yo zenit . .still no merit. . im'a slit throat bandit/
rabbit! call me a skillful Muslim Wrestler how i slam this pig /
its the Eve of Ur doom so why shud i give A-Damn. .b!tch!
stop. . claimin u flow mathematical. . ur shit dont add up?/
im #1 u. . just an average Joe Bidding for #2[/i]spot /
turn u to a [i]Sprinting Balding Rasta . .u Run out of Lucks!/
ma fierce 16 punctures ur ego. . im a bad vulcanizer/
wanna see how i eat Beef send ur chic i phuck and knife her!/
so b!tch. . better bounce/ or i'ma trounce/ u witout burnin an ounce/
dare call me out again witout a strap. .t'will be ur burial announced/
he claims Dope so i Crack him . .he'aint gon last 1 round/
Like i caught the joke late. .finna have the last laugh around!/


oNe

DBR: FFR Warlord

The heartbeat of the Flow for Rank thread . . . mystical with wordplay, dropping metaphorical wonders at a rate that leaves witnesses in shock, technique that's forced netcees to take up other hobbies, he has continuously upped the standards of topicals on this section.

Warcraft CV includes battles with HJ and an unbelievable collections of worded images on the Warcraft State of Mind Thread.
Flowed For Rank till he defined rank, his flair and consistency has lived through droughts, mindfreezes and writers blocs in the section. . . for the first time in a long while, I present to you DBR.

i got verbal ammo under ma suit~ call it Coat of Arm

hommie. . i stay on ma grind. .hommie. . thats d way im design/
gettin Married to their brain. . im Engagin their minds/

he wudnt spit hard . .even throwin phlegm at medusa/
wrapped a Bullet wit a Condom. .i Safely Phucked out his medulla/

IBIME: Le Spitzophrenique

Warcraft god, arguably undisputed champion of this endz, most prolific netcee Rap Battles ever witnessed and studio work to show for it, Rap Battles Man of the Year 2009. . . Ibime is that netcee that the netcees that you know fear.
Back to back battles with Streetwise keep you questioning when if ever this vet will lose steam.

Is it too late to add that Ibime needs no introduction . . . he's the legend behind the Rampage series, making netcees reconsider concede before battles with consistency that's beyond reasonable doubt. . . I present to you, IBIME.

I flow remote control. . . so standby. . . as I channel thoughts

I just broke ya jaw/ and raised the roof. . . to expose ya flaw/
How many mics do I eat on a daily?. . . you know The Score(20)!/

hey’re begging me to spare the heathen/ cos this isn’t fair and even/
So abort any thought of winning. . . it doesn’t bare conceiving!/

Warcraft returns from a six-month hibernation and what's more is more befitting for this event than a battle between two of the most influential netcees of this era of Nairaland Rap Battling.

It's black history in the making . . . the return of the dark days, it's a test of wit and technical mastery, it's a clash of the best Flow For Rank has ever produced, it's tale of two legends.

You saw Xenophobia, Kick In The Door, State of Mind and The Forgotten, the bars have been raised

It's lyrical, it's wordplay heaven, it's where metaphors meet reality, it's stuff of legend, I present to you Warcraft: Armageddon.

@Lala

If na shakara I wan do, I for add '4' for the end.

That's in about an hour by the way.

Aiite . . . I'm not home now, I'm on my Iphone I'll do it as soon as I get to my PC.

Aiite . . . so when do y'all want the thead up??

Ibime:
@ DBR,

Send the verse to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com and Ill holla Eldee to handle biz.

BTW, I did a little scribbling last night and I'm halfway through. Will finish after work today, so if you wanna bring the deadline forward I'm all set to go.

Aiite . . . when do you guys want the battle thread up??

ritchboy:
The way he glides past defenders without even breaking sweat is a joy to behold. . . In the whole of Europe, Messi is the only player i can think of right now who does it better(and no, I'M NOT comparing Diaby to Messi, cos e be like say some people here no go primary school)

This is what people mean when they say . . . 'not to be mentioned in the same breath as . . .'
It's an insult. . . when you mention Messi, hit Enter twice and then mention the name of the one not worthy of being mentioned on this line.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=533403.msg6984986#msg6984986 date=1287661431]The topic is Hip Hop . . . and the main thrust of my argument is about why any 50-year old would wanna listen to Rap Music . . . comprende??[/quote]And I'm saying . . . why go into all this hard work when you could just get an Asa album.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=533403.msg6984683#msg6984683 date=1287658525]Yes, and Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder . . . even Asa . . . unfortunately these are not rappers [/quote]There's not statute of Parliament that says every black man has to listen to people talk over repetitive beats at 50.

debosky:
More like Dudu is Wenger without the pointed nose and French accent.

If I didn't know better, I'd say Diaby is paying Dudu's school fees the same way Ando was sponsoring Sharon through school.

Now you know better, he's on the Arsene Wenger Scholarship fund.
He uses one note for all seven courses and gets old editions of the texts because they come cheap.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=533403.msg6984560#msg6984560 date=1287657530]Most 50-year olds would most prolly listen to some types of Rap for relaxation/enjoyment . . . they'll prolly want the typa Rap that's devoid of cussing, swearing and uttering sheer profanities[/quote]Or they could just listen to Coldplay, U2, Marvin Gaye and people who spent their careers making music for grown ups.

duduspace:
If you also are too brain fatigued to see the irony in my original post then go take a nap, I wonder if you are so full of BS that you see it in everything you behold.

Bros no be fight abeg . . .

Isn't it weird that you're the same person that came out to say Vela is a slower version of Messi.
And now it's Diaby is Zidane but erm . . .without the brains??

What next?? Fabianski is Buffon without the reflexes?? Senderos is Maldini without the strenght??
Duduspace is Will Smith but without the looks??

duduspace:
How tall was Zidane? was he a small player? are you saying Zidane wasn't mobile or couldn't seamlessly transition from defense to attack with some outrageous skill or just plain physical power? can Cygan protect the ball with his body and keep possesion like Diaby or Zidane can?

When I say mobile and having the legs to cover the pitch, I don't mean dashing around like Flamini, Edgar Davis or Gattuso, cos Diaby doesn't do that as well. Some players glide and make it look easy but they still cover the pitch effectively and dictate play.

I'm not going to honour that with a reply . . . if you missed the sarcasm in the first post, then that's your problem.

Now saying 'if you do a Fab/Diaby you get a Zidane' is like saying if you add graft Usain Bolt and Berbatov you'll get a Ronaldo . . . it's irrelevant nonsense more commonly known by it's two lettered abbreviation B.S.

duduspace:
Lai lai, he doesn't have the touch, the dribbling ability or the engine or legs to cover the pitch, You would have a good player no doubt but not a MF in the class of Zidane abeg.

Cygan has the engine, Fabregas has the dribbling abilities . . . how is having long legs Zidanesque??
My case rests.

duduspace:
Diaby frustrates every one even those of us who back him but that he is a talented player isn't questionable hence my reason for musing about doing a brain graft with Cesc to get a Zidanesque player. Every other thing you want in a player, Diaby has got and it makes you wonder why he can't get his decision making right or why he isn't driven like the likes of Theo, Cesc and even young Jack to approach a game purposefully most of the time. Seems he is content to coast in his comfort zone.

Dude, brain graft Cygan with Cesc and you'll get a Zidanesque player.
This same Diaby that takes five touches before he can make a proper pass??
Abeg comot for here jare.

hax:
they claim that they picked rappers who 'debuted' in the 00's. but that doesn't explain eminem and lil wayne and jada, etc.

wetin concern me? lol

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the important thing is in their prime they made better music. but that's beside the point.
there were cats like guru and jeru the damaja and scarface and nas and mos def and talib kweli and common sense in the mainstream trying to make sense and sound matured. compare 20 year old nas in '94 and 18 year old havoc in '95 in 'the infamous' to 20 year old B.o.B and tyga.
sh-it is real son, word is bond. lol

Yeah . . . the 20 year old Nas/Scarface/Big L I remember was rapping about guns, the 20 year old Snoop I remember was rapping about pussy . . . how is that different from Tyga and Weezy rapping bout weed??

I just want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes, the HOES, i suppose. . .
and by hoes, i also mean proposals to nicki minaj, songs about his ex's who are 5'3 in height, the best he's ever had, etc. nahmean?

Have you listened to the song?? Tell me if you heard him mention hoes once.
And rapping about past relationships isn't immature, MJ made a career of it.

how do you sound 'matured' then? that's exactly how to sound matured, if done correctly. maybe drake isn't doing it correctly.

I meant 'that in your opinion'. . . Drake is more mature than all those guys of the 90s.

really?

'money just changed everything, i wonder how life without it would go'

You know, that's the very first line on his very first album.

You define that as money talk?? ?? Even broke-ass Nas did more money talk on We make The World go round.