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"Manchester United have started discreetly, like Arsenal. We and the Gunners will be in competition with Chelsea until the end. It's too soon to make predictions, but we mustn't forget Tottenham's progress. Houllier will need time at Aston Villa. The disappointment is Everton. I had them among the favourites: they only have two points."

Sir Alex Ferguson on The EPL and Chelsea.

I don't know if it's just me, but don't y'all like it when they call us 'The Gunners'??

bjmighty:
eldee! Pubic hair!!   Nahh. . . . I doubt if u even got pubic hair. The last time i read, researchers said Nigerian girls now attain puberty at 8, they never said a thing about boys. Are u talking about d pubic hair u'll av in future or the one u used spirit and ogogoro and tarzan rub to fertilize? Aburo, go and sit down and wait for your turn.

Damn . . . can you be any dafter??
Never mind, I'm sure some people find this rather funny.

Truth be told, Saucekid just made his opinions known about a subject most of us have discussed here and there.
He's not the first to say Nas has been consistently mediocre, Sauron has said it before, I've said it before . . .

The problem here is, he's a rapper . . . funnily one of the most popular in Nigeria, so his opinions count for sumn, he owes the general public a duty to phrase his opinions in a way that doesn't appear highly offensive to a huge section of Nigerian hiphop fans.

Now M.I made a comment on that same topic once but he said it as, paraphrased . . . 'Much respect to Nas, but I don't think he's on the same level with Jay-Z'. Now this is the same thing Saucekid said, but in a poorly-arranged combination of words.

With power comes responsibility, Saucekid just needs a team of advisers to explain how easy it is not to lose both the power and the responsibility.
At the end of the day though . . .'if nobody talks about you, then you're nobody'.

javalove:
@eldee

i threw meat at u and u jumped at it. . .just wanted to establish a fact and i'm done. .

its either your parents are divorced, thats why u dont have an atom of respect for 'em

or u dont know who they are so its very easy for you to diss other people's parents without remorse. .

or they gave u a good training but u refused to take it. . .

Anywayz, truth is you are toooooooooooooooo low to me. . in all aspects of life. . .if only u knew. . !!!


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Hehehe, see who was feeling like a bad guy a second ago. . . my parents are not affected by whatever you say here.
And when I come out to expose the hidden secrets behind your conception, I just don't have respect for anyone that conceived such an slowpoke.
So you can go and cry from now till Wigan wins the Champion's League, I don't give an eff bout your opinions.

And at the other guy wanking over my posts, maybe you need to get it straight . . . I don't know you, the only BJ I know is the one I got from Javalove's mum, but you're the one that reads my posts all the time . . . you say I dropped in your perspective, you never existed in my perspective.

Get it . . . the difference between you and and a strand of my pubic hair to me is, I care more about the opinions of my pubic hair.

bjmighty:
On a more serious note, u are amazing me. Are u not the same eldee pple use to give thumbs up for the mature way u drive home your point on issue? O boy! E no go beta for the people wey turn your good clock back ooo. Dis gat2 b d gr8test S.T.U.P.I.D.I.T.Y of d highest order i've eva seen in my whole lyfe. U are less than my garbage now.

I'm sorry but . . . do I know you??
Like, why should I care about the opinions of someone that's not in my line of sight??

Your opinion is worthless here, so could you please keep it to yourself.

javalove:
it seems your family members have told u d truth. . that if u want to hear the real story of how u were born, you should talk to me. . .i'm sure u dont want to hear it. .
cos your pregnancy was due to  my carelessness. . .your pregnancy was as a result of broken condom. . .and she told me she didnt want pregnancy oooo. . .my bad
_{u shaaa wan bring me comot for my peaceful shell shaaa,  .i dey house for u}

#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Hehehe . . . is that the best you can come up with??
At least you don't doubt the fact that Mr Lukumonu 'Idiotic' Jaji Senior is that retard that lives in the refuse dump near Alagbon.
It's not his fault actually, he was only trying out what he thought was a fertility booster . . . if only he'd known that it will lead him to despoiling five women that walked past his area at night.

We always warned your mum not to walk at night, I guess she actually wanted the resident madman because no other man would touch her with that smelly pussy.

BTW . . . did you enjoy sex with your mum last night?? I heard she's got more men inside her than the Oshodi - Obalende Molue.

Advantage?? Iceberg Slim had the beat ready, and you think 'you can't be intimate with with me' is witty??
M.I outswagged him in his own Town, that's like Iceprince losing a battle in J-town.

Iceberg tried to do the whole 'you're the King in Nigeria, dude you see right here is my area' but M.I made him look like a groupie, it was like 'Even Iceberg knows he can't diss M.I even if he takes off his jacket' . . .

Even saying you guys should have to pay to listen to me is a Jigga move . . . 'before you come at me, get you a check', 'I don't talk I don't know this person', 'I've never heard his song, no need to worry him' . . . 'there was no malice, even he knows he's not trying to throw stones at the palace', each of his lines got people shouting, isn't that how we judge rap battles??

And the punchline that ended it . . .'is he better than me is he?? I don't know . . . I've been too busy being busy' . . .even Iceberg slim was rapping along to that line.
Reminds me of Lil Wayne on No Love.

javalove:
@eldee

I wont abuse your parents. . .just keep on yabbing if it makes u feel good, .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

I've told you . . . if you don't want your dad to regret his low sperm count, then keep my name out of your silly Modenine wankery.

Rhymstein:
Stil waitin for eldee's reply though am tempted to compound his problems by releasin anoda track b4 he drops,bt i dnt want to appear so overconfident n give him mo points to counter n d reason i watch dis thread frm d sidelines n post less is dat wil make me mo vulnerable n eldee is fully exposed here wit his rantings

So it will make you more 'vulnerable'?? I keep tellin you guys not to use words you don't uderstand.
Your father should me ashamed for such a crappy investment . . .to think you claim to be in Uni.
Oponu.

@Ofoka

Now you're talking . . .

@Slimshay

No believe Ofoka hype, but track coming up sooner than you expect. . .you sef don vex me, no shoutout for you.

bjmighty:
Another reason why abortion should be legalize.

It's almost like y'all have an issue with English, if you're going to throw an excuse of a diss at me, the least you can do is use the right tense . . . to that I'd rather you used 'legalized'.
It fools everyone into thinking that your IQ is possibly above 10.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790380#msg6790380 date=1285033052]That you were setting traps at your village farm when your mates were in school is not ma fault . . . go to the right quarters and vent your frustration  [/quote]Bamsyle . . . your use of English words is disgraceful, if you're going to talk to me, use words in the right context, if you don't I'll point them out.
It's simple . . . you don't want me to do that, get a dictionary.

chiogo:
You're mad! How dare you? In fact, lemme go record my own diss.  

You do know you just signed a record deal with Ofoka Ent by saying that??

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790369#msg6790369 date=1285032722]It's a clear case of foolhardiness and inconsistency.[/quote]Hehehehe . . . who's your English teacher??

chiogo:
lol who and who?
I did and what's your point? I don't see the point of you making back-and-forth disses without delivering the actual thing the thread was created for. You might as well hold off till you're 'ready'. . .unless of course you don't plan to reply.

I might as well 'hold off', but I don't want to . . . if you've got a problem with that, don't read the thread, it's simple.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790348#msg6790348 date=1285032143]That you don't get what I say further proves that you're daft . . . it ain't ma fault - you know who to sue  

It's trite knowledge so it ain't surprising  [/quote]Hehehe . . . you mean the way you manufactured 'ventillating and panting' from an internet post??
Just know I'll keep exposing them . . . I enjoy making you look daft.

I used to think Rhymestein was daft, till I met Bamsyle.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790268#msg6790268 date=1285030452]What is this thing that keeps ventillating and panting?? A chicken that almost got run over by a car??

Read what you just posted . . . you're spittin' unadulterated trash.[/quote]Hehehe . . . again you magically created 'ventillating and panting' from sumn I can't get. . . do you like have communication problems or sumn??
I get the Igbotic accent, but your use of English words is just an example of a modern day malapropism.

chiogo:
Ok, wrap it up guys, it's getting old.  

Eldee, you have time to go back-and-forth but not to reply the original diss?

Read my posts.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790234#msg6790234 date=1285029635]I never knew that someone's i[/i]dioc[i]y could shine so clearly through the internet until Eldee came along . . .

Look at how he's screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy . . . castrated lunatic . . . [/quote]WOW . . .'(I) can't believe you came up with that!!!' to Bamsyle is 'screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy'??

What more can I say?? Can a man be any be any more stupid??

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790139#msg6790139 date=1285027394]Aiight, wishing you da best mahn . . .

Nice to know that you now answer that name . . .  [/quote]WOW . . . you're so smart, can't believe you came up with that!!!
Hehehe . . . ode oshi.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6790098#msg6790098 date=1285026582]Hehehe . . . this nucca doesn't even know the joke is on him.

He now coos when he talks . . . ya folks should be sued for raising a son of pollution like you.

Though asking you when you'll drop ya album is like asking Enron to start breathing . . .

But the question's always nice to ask - Helldee da Dunce, when are you releasing ya diss??  [/quote]I've got a week . . . any more questions before I go??

Ibime:
You cant blame a bush man, its lack of exposure. I actually know where hes coming from cos my rhymes are sometimes cockneyed, but lack of exposure makes him identify it as Ijaw.

At least Ofoka has no identity crisis. His H-factor blares resplendently through the speakers with pride. I just cant get round a Yoruba man with Igbotic accent. Was he raised in the East?

Bamchike Obi
Now I feel like mimicking his accent for a week just to see the reaction I get from people

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6789963#msg6789963 date=1285024521]That accident that occurred when you were born . . . that part of your head that hit the ground . . . still affects your mental and cognitive reasoning till date.

Like I expected sumn different from a nucca that I already extinguished with a few lines??

You know what?? No one shows you respect around here no more . . . you're a small turd . . . get outta ma face and lemme face the one you worship . . .

He's the one I've got ish with.[/quote]Hehehe . . . dude, just don't break your keyboard.
You know I don't bother with people I consider to daft, you kinda went into that part with your diss track. . . it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, I won't just take you serious.

@hax
But come on . . . this guy's battling Ibime, how can you battle Warcraft diety without one sick line in the whole song??

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6789849#msg6789849 date=1285023141]Eldee's punchlines: I need two weeks to reply Rhymestein.

Eldee's multies: I owe y'all that at least.

[/quote]Like seriously?? ?? ??

Ibime:
And to think hes always dissing Mode9, MI, Eminem like he knows better . . . he must be a born critic.

After laughing at my supposedly "Ijaw accent" what do you think of this Yoruba man with conc Igbotic accent? I thought it was Emmanuel Babayaro for a second.  

That's the part I don't get. . .the accent, how can you say sumone has an 'Ijaw accent' when you sound like that??
Maynne, I'm just glad I have sumn to hold on to when he starts with those Wikipedia definitions.

Mobinga:
Damn You Mahn!! What are you insulting his parents for?? I'm appauled.

It's spelled 'appalled'.

Ibime:
@ Eldee,

What do you think of Bamsyle track. Does it measure up to his overopinionated bragaddacio?

Punchlines: 'You want drama?? I'm an actor' . . . Multies: 'Your father, okada'

javalove:
eldee

u can diss me from now till 2morow. . .pls keep my parnts out of this


Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Your father has failed if his sperm produced an slowpoke like you . . .
If you don't want your mother to regret giving birth to you this condom ad, then keep my name out of your silly ejaclations.

By the way, if you can't complete the homework I gave you, give it to your father to do, just prove that your stupidity is not a result of his corrupted DNA. . .freaking retard.

Ibime:
Meanwhile, where is Eldee and whats the date of his release. . .

Rhymestein, no vex abeg, I get red-eye for this Bamsilly nigga long time. Sorry for derailing your thread.

I asked for two weeks, Ofoka decided his own countdown was four days, I'm still bound my own deadline.
I'm trying not to post here till I drop sumn, I owe y'all that at least.

chamotex:
For where?
Flimsy excuse . . . . .all you need is 5 minutes in a week to fine-tune your team.
That excuse will not hold mate.

Yeah, I'll pick players from the sky when I've not being following EPL matches??

I'm quitting . . . I've not got enough time to do this, I'm not even watching any EPL matches.

EWO!!! How Dayo take reach 95 pages??

CLASSIFYD:
Wt was wrong wit badman?? Tryna water down his flows jst to appeace y'al haterz.
Mode9 na badman jor!

What's wrong with Badman is exactly what's wrong with Modenine, he just can't flow good even if his life depended on it.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6773249#msg6773249 date=1284754736]Keep wallowing in your fantasies.

Cook up ya lines and stop looking for strength from other sources . . . the semen that Ibime left in you is getting used up already . . . gay   [/quote]Hehehe . . . Tosin will so laugh when he sees this.

04kaa:
bamysle is like ofoka, he remains unpredictable!! diss him today , u will get a reply in less than 24hrs, ibime is looking scared of bamysle, i knew there were similarities btw ibime and eldee

ibime u don run

I'll try my best to stop posting on this thread till I drop the reply or someone says I ran away, whichever comes first.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6773206#msg6773206 date=1284754054]Until you release the reply??

If you like, go gather all the mercenaries you can get hold of to release your rap or akpala album . . .

BTW, why don't you fight ya battle and allow Ibi[i]y[/i]e to fight his??[/quote]Hehehe . . . 'Bamysle wld nt reply ibime becos d earth is spherical in shape.'

Will you accept 'Ibiye's' challenge or not??

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=506211.msg6773175#msg6773175 date=1284753712]Shut up.

You're too weak for my liking.[/quote]WOW!!!!

Say no more.