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excanny:
I'll like to suggest that if we even want to use some of these foreign names, we can localize them to spell like our native languages.

For example, i've seen some Igbo people Igbonize
a biblical greek name like 'Peter' into 'Pita'.

There's a Yoruba movie titled 'Jenifa', which i think is probably a Yorubanized form for
the Welsh name 'Jennifer'.

If we can localize some of these foreign names into our own forms like the English do, it might still be fine.

We already do that . . . Fatima is pronounced Fatimoh, and I can't express the accents in names like Felix and Josephine.

slimshay:
Amongst other things I believe one thing is working for Ibime: dude's got stamina. Big ups man. So I see no problem for him picking up the HJ challenge.

I think the reason DBR came considerably weaker than his FFR posts is the fact that he let Ibime take the battle to his comfort zone.
It's a tactical thing . . . Ibime brought up multies, what DBR shoulda said was 'my wordplay is unrivalled'.
The easiest way to beat Tiger Woods is to play him at any game outside of golf.

That said Ibime was just better at everything though, that Magna Cum Laude line was a 'I do the punchlines thing but I does this wordplay ish better than you'.

And for goodness' sake, DBR is too much of a nice guy, how can you acknowledge the fact that Ibime is critically acclaimed in a rap battle.
He was saying 'u engrain greatness', 'he's critically-acclaimed . . but im closing the-range' . . . when Ibime was saying 'if he say my name in vain, theres no pardon for him/ cos Ill shoot Cannons at this Primate. . . for his Cardinal sin!/'??

This is Ibime on form, the only person I see touching him right now is HJ.

slimshay:
Amongst other things I believe one thing is working for Ibime: dude's got stamina. Big ups man. So I see no problem for him picking up the HJ challenge.

@eldee fair enuff 5 in 9 makes ibime the winner, but I wld presume you shlda delayed dat announcement. You gonna disenfranchise other voters you sent word to. And then deprive folks of quality analysis like Bamysyle's etc.

Thing is . . . the only thing I can do to make it transparent enough is post the scores as soon as they drop.
It makes it easier for everyone including myself to keep track of everything as it happens.

What the announcement does is to declare a winner so that analysis can come in from everyone else and gives DBR and Ibime a chance to make comments without swaying votes.

Same reason British people have Jewish and Latin names . . . RELIGION!!!

If the Prime Minister of the UK is called David, then there's nothing wrong with our President being called Goodluck.

Scores at the end of Second Round . . .

Ibime 5 : 0 DBR

I hereby declare Ibime the winner of WARCRAFT: Armageddon


He remains Warcraft's Champ in the absence of a challenger.

04kaa:
this battle was wacker than the first, and dbr to me came a bit weaker , in this round, well it was a bit boring to read. i would prefer u both to spit on audio, i dont even need to vote cuz it was obviosu ibime took this round. onto the next battle, streetwsie vs ofoka (audio battle

eldee if u dont set up the warcraft thread i will create my own brand. i give u up to the end of today to set it up

I won't set up the thread till you post me the link of the audio battles from both sides.

As usual, Kanye prolly just did it to get everyone talking bout his new album . . . genius.

Mobinga:
Kanye is Gay

Not according to the picture he isn't.

DBR's Verse

Sshhhhh!. .quiet. .lets have a minute of silence/
im releasing lyrical menace . .ibime "ambulanced" with sirens/
ending his fame. .amnesia. . erasing memory of his name/
putting his head in a vault. .the only way he'l be saving his face/
im winning this race. .it's evident im halting his pace/
seperate his eyes from his face. . cut his feet. . put it in a case/

cos with fire retardant for legs. . u cant stand this heat/
ur life u forfeit. .a fiery punch . .and u gnashin ur teeth/
i kno this pu$.sy feelin me. . like a whores grappling for d!c[/i]k/
so im hangin this dawg. .[i]kill him legally , like a murder in-law!/
leave his core splatter on the floor. . chop him up wit rusty saw/
i already killed this rat. .this u . .just a clone attack/
this is ur final Waterloo. . name u Napoleon Blown-apar[/i]t!/

blow ur brain to [i]multiple pieces . . see how i "multie" b!tch!
this gay[i] Sleek with the Spit[/i]. . "salivaring" his partner faulty d!ck/
he Comes Correct?. .well must be Ejaculatin on Nike sneaks/
while his b!t[/i]ch. . [i]Wet and Light headed when i Tap her Current/
flip her clit like Book, split her open and Table her Content!/
torrent. .as i Shoot a full load in her face with ma Piss tool/
u like Rythm. .i beat u Black so u can have real Blues/

this fool. .he's critically-acclaimed . . but im closing the-range//
make him cynically-ashamed. .he rovers cos im fueling his-rage/
im clinically-enraged. . this dude is only as tite as he-claims/
when a horse pulverize his a$s and me pulling the-reins!/

I beat u twain . .i'ma repeat it. .ur life on line. . i'l retweet it/
true u engrain greatness. . but ur defeat is Seeded!/
death deeded. . snipper in reality. . but a poet in disguise/
with vile. .i spit precise. .on this fly. . slit his wind pipe!/
no reply . .leave him grievin. .bullied by this lyrical rebel/
Tall order . .this Leprechaun cant get Up to ma level!/

dare u. .script ur multies in Korea, still that sh!it lacks true Soul/
strike a Sonorous Pitch . .this still wont end on a Good Note/
so u best call me Octopus cos i predicted ur doom ho!/

oNe

Ibime's Verse

INTRO. . . .


Im not a warlike man/
I didnt want round 2, but the crowd forced me to abort my stance/
cos I cant short my fans/
but before I crucify this dude. . . please first allow me to wash my hands!/



LETS GO. . . .



I stitch lines thats cocky and brash/ and material thats tailor-made to[i] chop him in half[/i]/
but he still got room to grow. . . so Ima 'cut him some slacks'!!/

My gun is a gay/ It 'ejaculates noisily'. . when he gets shot in the @ss/
. . cos my 'magnum c[i]u[/i]m laude'. . .like Im[i] 'top of the class'[/i]!!/

He gets No Award. . . so give D N/A. . . like a hospital lab!/ I need money to stash/
Give him a chin-'check'. . . and make his jaw turn my punches to[i] cash[/i]!/

They said I didnt punch hard. . . still I toppled his @ss/ Why shouldnt Rocky relax?/
He like my last opponent. . .cos he delivered good hooks. . . but got stopped with a jab!/       (Take it easy Bamsyle!) lol

Take him away like some rubbish and trash/ cos he's a has bin/
Real recognise real. . so if you think his rhymes fat. . .just ask Slim!/

Now you beefing Street for saying it plain/ that I gave you the pain/
but you aint got respect on street-level. . . so just stay in ya lane!/

This gay is insane/ cos crossing Street is a slippery path/
so if you skid and you crash/ or trip on ya @ss/. . . don't blame it on rain!!/

Im preparing his doom/ with lyrics carefully groomed/
to attack his PC. . and crash his WINDOWS. . . like Im airing his room!/

His LovePeddler is wild/ she'll be forced to bow/ for my dogggystyle/
Make her adopt the position. . . like its a foster child!/

If you cant handle my quotes/ then sample some coke/
I kick rhymes that knock you out ya shoes. . . and make you 'canvass' for votes!/

He better Reverence my rhymes, cos Im a Father [/i]to him/
If he say my name in vain, theres [i]no pardon for him/ cos Ill shoot Cannons at this Primate. . . for his Cardinal [/i]sin!/

You better say the [i]Lords Prayer before I fill my gun/ cos I kill for fun/
so when I blow you to Kingdom come/ Thy WILL be done!!!/

My numbers add up when I state my case/ Give him rap 101, when I blaze this fake/
cos my 505 drive over his chest. . . and turn his heartbreak. . . to an 808!/


OUTRO. . . .

Me and my gun stick together like pages of your porno mag/
You throw in-salt on injury, but we all know that/
they were minor scratch . . nobody ever saw no scabs/
Your kids cant mourn no dad/ cos your torso get tore-so bad/ Its all so sad!/
I dont know why his wife even bore those brags/ for this HIV infected cornrow gay/
who slept with a Borno drag/ across the border in Chad!/
so his rhymes dont suck. . . they give oral gags!!!/

And your final verse went to spam.

@Ibime

Aiite, I'll open a new one and lock this one, I just thought people might want to see the warning shots.

Round II of Warcraft Armageddon continues here . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-537391.160.html#msg7020661

DBR's Verse II

Sshhhhh!. .quiet. .lets have a minute of silence/
im releasing lyrical menace . .ibime "ambulanced" with sirens/
ending his fame. .amnesia. . erasing memory of his name/
putting his head in a vault. .the only way he'l be saving his face/
im winning this race. .it's evident im halting his pace/
seperate his eyes from his face. . cut his feet. . put it in a case/

cos with fire retardant for legs. . u cant stand this heat/
ur life u forfeit. .a fiery punch . .and u gnashin ur teeth/
i kno this pu$.sy feelin me. . like a whores grappling for d!c[/i]k/
so im hangin this dawg. .[i]kill him legally , like a murder in-law!/
leave his core splatter on the floor. . chop him up wit rusty saw/
i already killed this rat. .this u . .just a clone attack/
this is ur final Waterloo. . name u Napoleon Blown-apar[/i]t!/

blow ur brain to [i]multiple pieces . . see how i "multie" b!tch!
this gay[i] Sleek with the Spit[/i]. . "salivaring" his partner faulty d!ck/
he Comes Correct?. .well must be Ejaculatin on Nike sneaks/
while his b!t[/i]ch. . [i]Wet and Light headed when i Tap her Current/
flip her clit like Book, split her open and Table her Content!/
torrent. .as i Shoot a full load in her face with ma Piss tool/
u like Rythm. .i beat u Black so u can have real Blues/

this fool. .he's critically-acclaimed . . but im closing the-range//
make him cynically-ashamed. .he rovers cos im fueling his-rage/
im clinically-enraged. . this dude is only as tite as he-claims/
when a horse pulverize his a$s and me pulling the-reins!/

I beat u twain . .i'ma repeat it. .ur life on line. . i'l retweet it/
true u engrain greatness. . but ur defeat is Seeded!/
death deeded. . snipper in reality. . but a poet in disguise/
with vile. .i spit precise. .on this fly. . slit his wind pipe!/
no reply . .leave him grievin. .bullied by this lyrical rebel/
Tall order . .this Leprechaun cant get Up to ma level!/

dare u. .script ur multies in Korea, still that sh!it lacks true Soul/
strike a Sonorous Pitch . .this still wont end on a Good Note/
so u best call me Octopus cos i predicted ur doom ho!/

oNe

INTRO. . . .


Im not a warlike man/
I didnt want round 2, but the crowd forced me to abort my stance/
cos I cant short my fans/
but before I crucify this dude. . . please first allow me to wash my hands!/



LETS GO. . . .



I stitch lines thats cocky and brash/ and material thats tailor-made to[i] chop him in half[/i]/
but he still got room to grow. . . so Ima 'cut him some slacks'!!/

My gun is a gay/ It 'ejaculates noisily'. . when he gets shot in the @ss/
. . cos my 'magnum c[i]u[/i]m laude'. . .like Im[i] 'top of the class'[/i]!!/

He gets No Award. . . so give D N/A. . . like a hospital lab!/ I need money to stash/
Give him a chin-'check'. . . and make his jaw turn my punches to[i] cash[/i]!/

They said I didnt punch hard. . . still I toppled his @ss/ Why shouldnt Rocky relax?/
He like my last opponent. . .cos he delivered good hooks. . . but got stopped with a jab!/ (Take it easy Bamsyle!) lol

Take him away like some rubbish and trash/ cos he's a has bin/
Real recognise real. . so if you think his rhymes fat. . .just ask Slim!/

Now you beefing Street for saying it plain/ that I gave you the pain/
but you aint got respect on street-level. . . so just stay in ya lane!/

This gay is insane/ cos crossing Street is a slippery path/
so if you skid and you crash/ or trip on ya @ss/. . . don't blame it on rain!!/

Im preparing his doom/ with lyrics carefully groomed/
to attack his PC. . and crash his WINDOWS. . . like Im airing his room!/

His LovePeddler is wild/ she'll be forced to bow/ for my dogggystyle/
Make her adopt the position. . . like its a foster child!/

If you cant handle my quotes/ then sample some coke/
I kick rhymes that knock you out ya shoes. . . and make you 'canvass' for votes!/

He better Reverence my rhymes, cos Im a Father [/i]to him/
If he say my name in vain, theres [i]no pardon for him/ cos Ill shoot Cannons at this Primate. . . for his Cardinal [/i]sin!/

You better say the [i]Lords Prayer before I fill my gun/ cos I kill for fun/
so when I blow you to Kingdom come/ Thy WILL be done!!!/

My numbers add up when I state my case/ Give him rap 101, when I blaze this fake/
cos my 505 drive over his chest. . . and turn his heartbreak. . . to an 808!/


OUTRO. . . .

Me and my gun stick together like pages of your Indecency mag/
You throw in-salt on injury, but we all know that/
they were minor scratch . . nobody ever saw no scabs/
Your kids cant mourn no dad/ cos your torso get tore-so bad/ Its all so sad!/
I dont know why his wife even bore those brags/ for this HIV infected cornrow gay/
who slept with a Borno drag/ across the border in Chad!/
so his rhymes dont suck. . . they give oral gags!!!/

Round II to be continued on this thread, any votes on the first round will not count.


@Everyone

Could you please put a 'My Vote: Ibime/DBR' in bold font at the end of each of your votes.
It makes it more transparent.

Results for Round I

Ibime 4: 3 DBR

Votes for Ibime: Streetwize, Ofoka, Elbereth and Nellaluv.

Votes for DBR: Bamsyle, Hax and Mykali.

Draw and mutual call for a second round.

dayokanu:
So why should you think the girl in the picture has offended others.

She can give your exact reasons for "sagging"

That's why I gave reasonableness as a yardstick. . . sagging on a b-ball court is reasonable(you have to show your Ralph Lauren boxers), same way if she were to be in a stripper's club, that would have been reasonable.

Van Persie trying to sign a 5 year old to Physio United

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dayokanu:
Dont you think some people might find you exposing your boxers offensive

Will some people find it offensive?? Yes.
Will the reasonable person at my local park find it offensive?? NO!!!

It's a test of reasonableness, you won't believe it, some people find women's cleavages offensive, some people find ladies in mini-skirts offensive, some people(All Arsenal fans) even find Dayokanu's existence offesive.
I think it's unreasonable to say you find boxers offensive if all I'm doing is sitting in the park or at a hiphop concert.

DBR:
@ibime. . No worries. Let's do tmoro 9pm. Ma schedule is tighter on wednesday and progresively so for this week. It's a battle naauw. A loss won't make me any lesser. .let's do it now that u r thirsty for ma blood, but live up to your hype o.lol.
Eldeegity, set up for tmoro. .deadline 9ish! God speed.

oNe

Ehn?? A loss will make you lesser ohh.
If you lose, Wackstein will come out and say he wants to batle you.

Classism,

I wont say its wrong but its stamped on everyones mind and almost everyone has done it at some point in time.

The girl in the picture abov might be a first class student in MIT but the first impression of her is that she is a low life.

Classism is still bad no matter how you look at it, but right now we've got bigger issues like Racism and sexism to battle with first, your grandkids will definitely find it weird in their time I promise you.

About the girl, that's why I said there are boundaries even in your freedom of expression. You owe a responsibility not to offend others and to this you're given discretion that should contain the average reasonable person.

You know why we do it?? Because it's cool. And we're still at the age where it's allowed to do things based on that simple reason.
And I still have the right to . . . but old people like you will not get off my case till I start wearing suit to play football.

Image123:
Sagging- it started/ was made popular by prisoners. Prisoners are not allowed to use belts on their trousers/pants to avoid them harming themselves or others. Because there's no belt to tighten the trousers, it's usually left to hang. So people who've spent long time in prison may consciously/unconsciously form this sagging habit. Over time, youths have seen it in prison films majorly and have turned it into fashion. So now it's popular with thugs, street urchins, rappers/musicians and co who themselves are prison material. It actually goes to prove the degenerated state of man, and how he's more easily influenced by negatives than good. A child of God, not to speak of a responsible person has no business copying prisonic fashion but should be a light/model, showing others the right way.

Dayo . . . this is an example of the class snobbery I was talking about, because they don't live Ikoyi makes them second class citizens?? Because they don't wear a tie means they're sinners. As usual, God is used as an excuse for the worst evils.
People paint things bad because of it's origins.

R.I.P Dagrin. . .

dayokanu:
It doesnt necesarily have to be racist, White boys sag as well and anyone sagging might risk being pulled by the cops . Just like anyone wearing singlet only.

The fact is people get profiled for their dressing all over the world.  If cops are raiding for ashawos and they see a girl in skirt suit on Allen Avenue at 10pm they wont suspect her of being a hooker despite being in a notorious location at that time of the night. Racism is not a factor there.

Lemme ask you if you meet 2 youths in an alley one with a singlet and sagged pants and the other with shirts and pants worn properly, Which one would you think is more of a security risk.

If you take a friend home and he sags and he is with his singlet only and another with a T-shirt and jeans worn properly, Which one would your mom look at suspiciously.

NOTE that all cases are black to blacks and within the same race

As I said, you should choose the appropriate time and place.
I won't  wear sagging skinny jeans to your mum's house , why?? Because I'm going to your mum's house. That's like wearing a suit to a rock concert.

And you seem to lump sagging jeans with everything else(Lil Wayne vests, tattoed all over and piercing in the lips), I'm wearing a jumper right now and I'm sagging the jeans, I don't look suspicious . . . I do that all the time and I've never been stopped and searched . . .  

That said, it's not racism . . . it's classism. And that's the easiest type of discrimination to get away with in this world.
You look at someone and suspect them because they dress in a way that's more identified with poor people . . . they do it, don't mean it's right.

@DBR

I apologise for not posting the rules earlier but I think that can be excused as I was been hurried so much that I didn't even do a proper intro . . . that said, on Warcraft you need to win by two or more votes to lay claim to a win.
It sumn everyone knows.

And I didn't say it became 3:2, I said if we were to count only the first nine votes including the draw votes, it would have ended 3:2 to Ibime.
It's not a big issue, you can count yourself.

chamotex:
Where u dey run go?
I said put a bet on it mate.

I don't rob the poor

chamotex:
TKB and Mubz my masters?
Oh that's why they are looking up to me on the table.
Even Ibime will soon be overthrowned.

I'm showing no mercy on you mahn.
Put a bet on it son.

See you on Sunday.

dayokanu:
You might be viewed as one of DMX's financial adviser but the guy that sags get stopped by the cops every block

That's the more reason to jack you . . . and also b-ball courts too.
Because they stop and search people for racist reasons doesn't mean it's right.

It's all about dressing appropriate for the place and time. . . it's self expression, sagging in your neighbourhood says, 'yeah I think rappers are cool' or 'I'm balling' . . . yeah you think that's immature, but it's not when you're in your 20s and you know you're wearing a 3-piece suit to church the next day.

chamotex:
Eldee is next in the Gaylord's kitchen . . . I will roast him live . . . . . 3 awoof points.

These guys never learn . . . I've beaten your masters, Ibime, Mubz and TKB.
You better learn to shush when I'm in the building.

dayokanu:
Whats wrong in sagged pants? There are some places you cant go to with sagged pants but there is nowhere you cant go with your pants worn right

A DMX concert . . . don't sag and you'll get robbed.

slimshay:
Eldee see what you get when you make em rush you into umpire bizness. See as dem wan turn you to Stuart Atwell?
Set the parameters for votes abeg. And please conclude on result of this round. Nobody said it had to be a draw for there to be a round 2.

The rules are the same ones we've been using ever since . . . DBR has only battled once so he doesn't understand them.

9 credible votes . . . credible votes are votes which come with analysis, draw votes don't count.
Discretion on what votes are credible remain subject to my veto . . . and that power was signed over to me when they agreed to use Warcraft.

Now in cases of deadlocks or popular demands, a second round will take place if agreed by both parties.
If not we wait till we get nine votes.

DBR is famous for his premature victory laps, only that this time he's using a tongue in cheek comment.

googles:


yea Eldee . . .thank you for disrespecting me. . . f[i]u[/i]ck you very much

Gimme your BB pin, let's settle this dispute over dinner.

DBR:
@eldee,
if after more than 9votes. .about 4 draw points. .ibime +2. . dbr +3 (minus the ones u didnt count o)
if that's d defination of draw. .then declare it draw. na u be iwu/inec naauw

oNe

You wanna be sarcastic then do it right . . . after nine votes, Ibime won if we counted the draw votes.
Elbereth Streetwize And I mistakenly left out Ofoka's vote before.
It would have ended 3:2.