₦airaland Forum

Anything between 150k and 250k for bachelors; 450k and 750k for married men.

Kill them all!

Leave Nigeria out of anything statistics. All we have at our command are fake figures: fake population, fake birth rate, doubtful age claim, fake NIN, fake SIMS, fake everything!

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Good job!

All hail to our ever tormenting government. Experts at intensifying and sharing out trouble to the populace towards pointless and silly end.

Another way of using the word "efficiency"
It is not just hardworking that produces the result in life but hardworking in the right direction otherwise your whole effort will be a waist. A man planting maize in the desert is working hard and so is another man planting his own maize on a good substrate. The first achieves nothing while the second gets the result. To get the best result in life you must always plan carefully in addition to working hard. That's what makes you smart.

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inoki247:
lol unless say na olodo dey kidnap u can easily cross to Neighboring country nd buy dere sim wen u enta here the sim will roam him sef nd u recharge it u might be charged heavily buh na u know wetin u wan use am du.....


So the Nin linkage will jus mak people to use anoda Avenue e no fit stop anything....


Naturally ordinary sim registration is enough to get a culprit buh if sim registration no work I don't think Nin gt any role to play people will use anoda method....


And u people don forget say every kidnapped victim gt phone so dey can use dere phone number directly to contact derr family.....


Nin won't solve 1 percent of kidnapping so u guys should rest....

I just wonder why this is so hard for Pantami to understand.

I think there's a direct reference to this in the Bible.
"But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery"
Matthew 5:32 New International Version

Because today, man's heart is far away from God more than ever before. Those who draw near to God today actually experience God's intervention everyday. I remember the day I boarded a bus at Offa heading to Ilorin I didn't know I had no money on me. It's halfway through the journey that I realized there was nothing on me. I was so worried and apprehensive. I didn't know what to tell the bus conductor. Seconds before getting to the bus terminus, we were asked to pay our fares from the back seat. I was at the seat next to the back. A man behind me paid for two people and when the conductor asked him who he's paying for, he pointed to me. I was completely taken aback because I neither knew the man nor chatted my delimma with him throughout the journey. It was as if the man was sent to address that very situation. Till today it remains one of the greatest surprises to me. So, there are miracles everywhere, only those who experience them know.

Maynman:
Most Israelites are Judaist and they don’t believe in Jesus as son of god, he is just an ordinary prophet like Joshua, I bet they even regard Joshua more.

It's biblical:
Isaiah 6:9-12
King James Version
9 And he said, Go, and tell this people, Hear ye indeed, but understand not; and see ye indeed, but perceive not.

10 Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.

11 Then said I, Lord, how long? And he answered, Until the cities be wasted without inhabitant, and the houses without man, and the land be utterly desolate,

12 And the Lord have removed men far away, and there be a great forsaking in the midst of the land.

They should slaughter him abeg! We can't be dealing with hunger, at the same time living with people of weird behaviour. All such wierd cases as cannibalism, ritualism, underage rape, kidnapping, banditry, terrorism and so on should be concluded with death sentence once confirmed. No time for nonsense.

As for me and my household, we root for Peter Obi. Enough of this suffering abeg!

When they are ready we will know but for now they are only using NIN as a subterfuge for their failure to secure the land. Crimes are being committed every minute but they're waiting for NIN as if it has a magic wand to resolve our security issues. The NIMC itself is having huge technical problems yet they want us blocked to increase the suffering that we are already exposed to.

We have gotten to a point where everybody, from childhood, must have more concrete plans about what will bring food to our tables than just going to school and hoping to secure job. What people are going through is just more than words can describe. We must go to school to learn and more than ever before, we must apply ourselves also to obtain marketable skills We must use what we learn to tackle poverty in the future if we don't want hunger to overtake us.

When this man steps out of power there will be more jubilations in Nigeria than we had it when Abacha died. The only good thing about Buhari presidency is our coming to the knowledge of the fact that Nigerians are highly resilient, able to absorb hardship at times of extreme tension, insecurity, famine and bad economy. If Nigeria does not collapse in this Buhari's regime, it may never come down in subsequent dispensations. Drops pen!

Divoc19:
Coming from both Christian and Muslim home, I use to switch my religion to favour me when ever I wanted. It has now affected me as I realized religion is a big scam on our economy and mentality. My NiMC, BVN, License and international passport all have different identity
I have more than 5 legal names and looking for how to make it just 2. I am a graphic designer, I my working days I use to design any ID card i wanted.
Until I entered the NiMC and BVN trap.

Am still in the process of reducing my legal names to one. You are not alone in this mess. Don't mind any hypocrite that wouldn't want to believe you.

Respect!

Crysallis:
If you wanted to do a fake name change, u could hv done that via voters card (you can register as many as you want)

But with that NIMC, it pretty difficult.
Just go to NiMC website, get their number n call. Explain your predicament.

Perhaps, they will let you change it when you meet their requirements.

Thanks for your useful input. Am just here to know if someone out there had a similar experience so that I can be guided. Am really tired of worrying, depressed because I may soon lose my job.

Ishilove:
You have the mind of a dubious person. Ogbeni carry your cross.

It's a true story! I think it's more of fear and absurdity

BigYash:
Wahala they say be like pencil jean.. To wear am no dey hard ,na to pull am off, be the wa ha la inside..

Op to change name no hard.. Stop telling them this your long fake-like story.. They will see you as a criminal if you tell them this story.. When I did a change of name/correction of nane last year.. I just settle them there for the office .. Na them even help me do the running around,cux me no like stay sun at all.. They called me after few days to come ,that its ready. Just rapport with their oga there,or you try another center.. No be intl passport ,so I no see why you go have to travel to abj yet..

Thanks, that's what am thinking about. Although when I approached a supervisor there with all my other documents bearing my real names, they still doubt me but I will check back.

LilMissFavvy:
Even if you changed your name for security reasons, how come you also changed your tribe from Igbo to Yoruba? Your story doesn't add up, you better let go of that job before you are arrested and locked up. A simple change of your first name only would have been enough if truly you were trying to protect yourself from cultists.

I didn't intend to change it permanently. Just for the whole thing to die down.

yyba:
and the guy doesn't know you physically ?

No! the security of the premises was handled by two private security companies. The guy and the aboki were from the same company but I am from another company. It's done that way to make the two companies monitor each other. So when the guy broke the glass door my company called me to come and explain and defend them so I came and exposed their secret, leading to the termination of the company and their staff. But I was advised to leave for security reasons so that another person from my company can take over my place. So we don't know each other.

chatinent:
Attack from?

the guy that was sacked from his job and was now threatening to find out wherever I am in that town

chatinent:
Why change names? Do you have an ulterior motive?

No! just to protect myself from attack.

Please, great Nairalanders, I implore you to advise this young guy on his identity predicament.



I'm a guy in my early twenties. I was tempted to use a false name during my NIMC registration and for that am now in deep water.


I changed my surname from an Igbo name to a Yoruba name. I also changed my farthers name to a Yoruba name just to fake my identity as a Yoruba guy. Why?


Few years before I started my work as a machine operator in a nail making company, I had been working with a private security company as a security guard. I was working with two other colleagues at an MTN office. One of them was an Hausa guy the other was a Yoruba guy. The Hausa guy was working on a 24 hours basis and I normally joined him only for night shift but the Yoruba guy normally worked in the morning as my reliever. Along the line, I noticed some irregularities in our work: the Yoruba guy, after his morning duty, would come back late in the night with touts and harlots and would spend the night in the MTN office and that's how they had been doing before I started work there. Seing the mess, I warned the guy that I wouldn't tolerate his actions and to stall his actions, I began to lie just at the entrance of the main building every night.


Out of frustration, however, the guy came after I left and broke the glass door of the main building to implicate me. He reported me thereafter and I was called to explain what happened to the broken glass door.


When I got there and saw what happened, I use the opportunity to explain all that had been happening in the night. So the panel that called me appreciated my action and fired my two colleagues: the Yoruba guy and the aboki.


But thereafter, the director called me aside, gave me money in appreciation but also warned me not to continue my work there because the Yoruba guy that normally brought touts with him to mess up the venue every night and all his friends are cultists.

It was as a result of this and other threats that I left the security company entirely. When I started work with another security company I changed my name to a Yoruba name for protection without telling the company my real identity as an Igbo guy.


The new company then posted me to a nail making company a little farther from my previous location. Two months later, after working as a security man in the nail company, I made arrangements with the Accountant of the firm and he decided to help me to join the factory workers as a casual staff. First he asked me to go to my security company and tender my resignation. while I was away to do this, the Accountant just picked my wrong name and sent it to the company's headquarters. When I came back I didn't bother to tell anyone am an igbo guy. I was also made a member of the company's staff cooperative society. The second year I was asked to bring my guarantor because they want to make me full staff. It was then that I decided to tell them that am an Igbo guy. They were very sad because they took me for a Yoruba guy because I was so fluent and eloquent in the language. As I was trying to let them know the security situation that led to my action, they didn't want to believe me.

In the meantime, I foolishly went ahead to NIMC office and registered the wrong name there so that I would quickly open an account with it and get my money out of the cooperative society.

But the accountant said I shouldn't use the
wrong NIMC slip . So, I went to register for PVC, I then opened an account with a bank. To correct the error in my name, I got a court affidavit and a newspaper publication for that.

Now, the crux of the matter is this: I need to change the wrong name that I registered at NIMC. I have been struggling with this for a long time but their supervisor that they refaired me to said I should go to Abuja to sort it out. Please what do I do?

His resurrection is the greatest miracle and centrality of the Christian faith.

Ndimkpurummiri:
Niger state alone is bigger than all 5 Eastern states combined

It's not about land area it's about the people there, their living standard, their exposure, innovation, personalities and so on. Israel is small but is better than the larger countries surrounding it.

mrvitalis:
That's it noise and nothing else ...Buhari didn't make noise or pull crowed but he picked the next chairman

Election is not by noise at least for now ...a man who moves house to house meeting delegates would do well now

Only a fool declares when the power brokers are against you

Noise of those who only think of the little money or positions they hope to get while hundreds of milions of innocent Nigerians are subjected to another cycle of toment. Going by the hell we've been through so far in seven disastrous years, APC is not supposed to enjoy any place in the hearts of
Nigerians.
We need to completely overhaul the polity to avoid another 8 long years stroke of hardship. How can we continue to suffer and smile; how long are going to live. Drops pen!

Massiveglory:
Warning shot to sleepy Joe.

250 miles away; are they scared or what? Let them blast any part of Poland or any other areas that can trigger attack by NATO then we'll know if he's really sleepy.

AfroKnight:
For those naija men outside naija, it’s because they think too much and are afraid to love a woman who would use the system to defraud them legally.

For those in naija, it’s for a number of reasons. Naija babes are not loyal. They always lookout for themselves first. Once your usefulness in their lives end, they end the relationship/marriage. Men are trying to avoid that, so they remain single and opt for babymama arrangement if they need kids.

It may also be because the men intend to relocate abroad and they would rather not take their nemesis along. So they resign to a single life.

Thirdly, it could be that some men want to solve certain economic/financial issues before adding the responsibilities of a wife to the load they carry.

Everything here points to the prevalent fact that young Nigerian women do not carry their own weight. Once you ask them out, it’s like they open a ledger for you as a debtor. They use you for your resources then demand to be treated like an equal. Lol. Men are tired of slaving for women.

You see single and even married women online openly asking for trips, perks, gifts and money. It’s almost like every man owes them. You never know who is going to use his money to trigger your wife’s release clause. Even the faithful ones think they must be rewarded with marriage for standing by you while you were struggling. Why would any sane man want to marry such a woman who thinks she’s entitled to his possessions just because she was present while he was struggling without even contributing tangibly to his progress?

So unbalanced.

If marriage was such a sweet deal, more men would embrace it. Many of those who are married were pressured by their parents to get married or were young and blinded by initial infatuation which later faded away and revealed the true nature of their wives.

Women have turned this marriage thing into a punishment for men. It shouldn’t be so.


Men are the ones truly settling down. They settle and put up with broke, unworthy women who offer nothing but drama and the possibility of paternity fraud and strife in a family that was fine until the man brought in a wife.

Marriage should be sweet but naija women fail to realise that both partners MUST contribute to a happy marriage, not just the man.

Good job!

Now that we know them what are we going to do to them? Don't be surprised if they are given government padon tomorrow and sent abroad on scholarship. Nonsense of a country.