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aww, d two luv birds have finally seen each other, hey efe, vicks talk say u go market go buy efo yesterday

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=504202.msg6649023#msg6649023 date=1282902336]You be winch?! How you use knw say purge dey hold me?!


Nsogbu uwa!! lol[/quote]wetin u chop, abi efe don give u her special **** chop

blackie give good comment for once naa

OMG!!! efe dat joke was sweeettttt!!!

Oh GOD, now dat is wat i call a miserable condition, chai see suffering, efe keep dis jokes coming, i lov'em

Holy SHIIT, now dat was some kinda joke, i love it but OJ who's the male and female parrot

@sledge
if u no want make i commot ur rotten teeth for u since u no get money wey u go use go see dentist, abeg close am oooo

tanimz:
I am strong.

I might not be here tomorrow though.

kk, but dont worry tanimz, i will make it up to u okay? i need to go now see ya, miss ya

which one na, pig, tadpole, fowl, lizard, tanimz take am easy now, and vicks forget dat ur scientific insult na baba ooo

tanimz:
Don't go!!

just chill it out nw, dis is not d tanimz i knw ooo, oya be strong, i'll be back tomorrow, u knw element's not feeling completely well so he needs to rest, see ya

abeg no wyne me jor, anyway i av to go now, more of my jokes will come later man, see ya

tanimz:
You wan break the remaining pieces?

oya tanimz am sorry now , but i need to go now, i'll see ya later

Labour Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

@tanimz
am breaking ur heart? common dont even near dat side oooo

dont mind me cynthy, its just dat dis malaria of a thing is making me lose my touch, dont worry i will soon be back with d bomb

anyway tanimz, i no get ur time today, i av to go now cos i need to rest, blackie see ya later ok and tanimz bye only if u will accept oooo

@tanimz
wetin u want make i talk again oooo TANIMZZZZ!!!

@ben-10
it kinda looks like someone on Nland, can u figure dat out

@tanimz

oya no vex , u no say we be padi nw

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

tanimz abeg make we no start today oooo, i just dey recover oooo

stud hope say u don use ur ear hear dat one ooo, big bros don talk say him go lock ur thread

sledge406:
Who u dey threaten
Do face like beans wen don sour!

dis one wey ur mouth dey rap, it be like say u don chop cow liver oooo

blacksta:
No problem  - i take back my advise  - you are on your own now.  

i support dat idea blackie, it be like say dis chick don dey fall our hands oooo

stud u dey hear sledge now, if i spank am now, people go talk say i dey bully am

tanimz:
Trust me na.

But talk true, you go school?

tanimz, dat one no be nice complement na, take am easy oooo

stud which one be dat one now, at least i don tell u people say i no get malaria again lol, no dey wyne me jor

@tanimz

d mosquitoes now (no be dem u dey call my lovers)

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=503734.msg6644598#msg6644598 date=1282836082]Studio don paste another joke. Weldone! on your quest for best poster of the year?. [/quote]na true ooo, abeg make i start to dey post too, e be like say i don dey lack for back bad bad oooo

tanimz:
You no hear say I get husband?

I like you very much to be honest._{I just love to tease you.}

Thank God say your malaria don go. E mean say your lover no dey anymore, abi?

na true, i don forget say u get husby, anyway i don vex eradicate all my lovers for d area

chai tanimz, u no like me at all, anyway am fine, and as for my lover (which i believe is u) is ok, and my malaria too has gone so i guess i dont need to be on drip again

hey tanimz how ur life naa

@skyndrop
awww, is it because i havent approached u, well all i knw is dat he who is in me is greater dan he who is in stud

Hehehehehe