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never said u were, as the topic says "secrets that adults like tanimz keeps"

u ke, oya lie say u never spread dat ur leg for one rod of salvation

dis one wey u talk say make i hug u, hope say i no go offend one guy for Nland sha

eeeyaaah, dats true i guess u fall in d category of d barren type

which one again oo tanimz, abi u too get secret wey u no wan expose, u better do before devil jilt u

skyndyp:
Element did u miss me

Yep, of course i did

wat about u? milkless cow

skindrop, u don come back?

av said it before, i no fit pack shiit for d mouth of dogs like tanimz

blacksta:
Wa gwan bro = whatd popping

i be christain but d thing wey dey there be say i no understand when person dey speak in tongues, so please break it down for me ooo

honestly, without looking at u, i can easily tell dat u are figure 1.5

@efe, honestly wit wat u did d other time dat got plaster of paris on my behind?
i kinda support hotwire dis time u knw??

but dont worry when u blast him back, i will accept d blasting as an apology Hehehehe

hey blackie wats up, how business na?

oh u want make we start, anyway na because i no want make u cry i keep my peace ooo

am back now, hey hotwire i heard u've been thrash-talking at my back, who talk say u no be bad boy, infact if na normal thing make i call u evil, na d best word im go be for d kind person wey u be

@hotwire, i guess ur a gud boy now abi?

ok man and thnx for opening my thread back

efe see ya later

Hotwire:
You sef, cover my back jo. You siddon there like a coffee mug and girls are attacking your bros.

Wetin you want from them that your never taste?

free me ooo, as u see me so ehn? i be gud boi oooo

Idowuogbo:
abeg use bed jare or na back problem u go get at an early age
i warned u oooo, cus walking stick don scarce

chai see yab, forget idowu, u get swaggs ooo
@hotwire, and u too u dey luk d chick abi, common give her a gud reply jor

now efe, u av cracked 52 ribs out of me , keep em coming efe, i love it

@hotwire, honestly u be wahala sumtimes u knw?

i might av posted dis before but pls just dont get mad at me

Joke 1:A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"   

Joke 2:The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

i rememember well well jor

abeg efe talk am, make i no wetin dem dey call their type

ya, just post sumtin funny, no one is fighting wit u, if u post sumtin dat will crack my 52 ribs then u are d bomb

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=494914.msg6593463#msg6593463 date=1282136227]Now, where in the rules does it mention something about being abusive / using abusive language on other forum members with differing views to yours??  

Xynerise, I think I go click on the report to moderator link - seeing as you dey use abusive language on me and Element

'tis called bullying you know - and Ben's online as we speak[/quote] now dats d efe i knw, she always knws how to silence a man anytime, anywhere

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6593432#msg6593432 date=1282135933]Bros, the[i] only [/i] trick (if u can call it that) I have up my sleeve is being a daughter of Eve  [/quote]hmm dats enough for her if it worked for d almighty queen of Nland

Hotwire:
Elemant,
How come Oga Ben put your name near Tanimz when openning this thread.  

Abi the bobo wan stir the hornet's nest?

no be my fault now, dem no fit place fine and monkey together, na fine and fine and monkey and monkey

u tried man but dats not still funny

xynerise, everyone is funny, even a dead person can be funny if placed in d coffin in an improper manner, u just av to find where ur swaggs is and i swear u will shine

xynerise:
Me self I don tyre o. N o be joke section be this again? Abi make we discuss politics?

na true efe talk self, ur jokes no to funny but they are ok sha? and talkin about politics, i think i will play d role of EFCC cos we need to banish some stale jokers in dis forumn

efe u don kolo finish, infact na hot water go burn dat ur mouth, see as u do me?
Even u self no say i be pure comedian but anytime, anyday if dem ask me say "Who are d two most devoted lovers?" i go answer say na u and vicks anytime, so i know say u get some tricks up ur sleeves, oya teach d girl jor and dont do yanga for me oooo