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Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by ElementG(m): 10:01am On Aug 18, 2010
tanimz:
Where did all the monkeys on this thread run to?
Monkeys?? i like dat one oo, e be like say i go like dis section, anyway no yab me ooo cos i no fit pack shiit for dog mouth ooo grin grin grin wink wink cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Another Case Of Daftility by ElementG(op): 9:58am On Aug 18, 2010
thanks efe grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 8:07pm On Aug 17, 2010
@ido which one be hydrogen again
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:55pm On Aug 17, 2010
@vicks yepa coconut head and u dey look, u no go kick im brain commot
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:53pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:
wetin 'g' stand for, huh
gull bladder, golum, goat, . . .

en, tell me cheesy
u don chop padlock abi? undecided undecided

Idowuogbo:
cant believe u wan pick race so
Christmas fowl  cheesy cheesy grin
Tell me say if i plant bomb for ur underside (knw wat i mean), u no go shout
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:43pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:
dont wooory , i wud alert dem wen about to mix d wrong elements
ok oo sha take am easy because if anything happen, me i no dey there ooo grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:37pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:
parle-g[biscuit] ,mama-g[female untalented artist] ,

no better thing. undecided
makajibbz u don kolo finish honestly grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:30pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:
Kool. We all are waitin 4 your jokes
huh who are u refering to?? huh huh undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:27pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:
cool ders more to come
as dere are lots of element wink wink wink cool
humn idowu lets just stick to monoxide, too much elements can blow up Nland grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: This Is How To Solve Maths by ElementG(op): 7:26pm On Aug 17, 2010
thnx man
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:
terry-G brother cool
na hot water go burn ur mouth, u no even see better person rhyme me with angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:
am going by your id cat  cool
no offense am jus customising it 2 my own taste
is it a crime  undecided
no no no, as long as it aint said in a bad manner, its all accepted wink wink grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:14pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:
@monoxide
anytin up ,must come down
life is interesting , rocking each day as it comes
dats y we humans
woah woah woah, wait a minute, is it me dat ur referring to as monoxide, ur very funny cheesy cheesy smiley smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:10pm On Aug 17, 2010
idowu wats up naaa cool cool cool cool how ur life
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:04pm On Aug 17, 2010
k thanks ben, i owe u one grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by ElementG(m): 6:01pm On Aug 17, 2010
na true ooo stud no dey claim things wey no be ur own, u fit turn to yam ooo grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:54pm On Aug 17, 2010
i guess our mod has locked one of my topics embarassed embarassed embarassed undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:44pm On Aug 17, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6587850#msg6587850 date=1282059525]^^ Yes.

I don't know if fear is the right word to use in this context but yes, I fear and respect Vicks. . .[/quote]i understand dat u fear and respect him cos him be ur husby abi
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:36pm On Aug 17, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6587806#msg6587806 date=1282059195]You try your luck but Efe no give you face

Efe's not into child abuse (and you have a long way to go sha) - so, pls stay with Tanimz and be happy[/quote]o ga oo, dis ur swagga too much oooo, efe u still get any man wey u fear cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Boy by ElementG(op): 4:33pm On Aug 17, 2010
oga abeg no vex cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:32pm On Aug 17, 2010
@stud, wetin dem suppose call am b4 if no be biff wink wink wink grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:22pm On Aug 17, 2010
@stud, i never still understand d kasala wey dey ground now, shey na u dey form divorce paper abi which one naahuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:20pm On Aug 17, 2010
o ga oooo, see paloma and diego in d making
Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Boy by ElementG(op): 4:18pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:
element follow oh!

na him and studio dey take me learn karate

do u think just breaking their backs don do?

make i break d other one wink
which other thing u wan break, if u see am ehn, u go faint, if i come use am ontop u ehn, u go decay grin grin grin

cynthoney:
who?!!!

d element i kw?

he is not as harmless as u think!

his ways r deceptive but he doesnt fool me!!!
hmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:12pm On Aug 17, 2010
*element rolls his eyes at d love drama acted by efe and vicks* anyway sha element don come back ooo grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Boy by ElementG(op): 3:17pm On Aug 17, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498094.msg6587216#msg6587216 date=1282054264]Lol

Break one of dem backs jor!

Afterall, dem be very, very rude boys. . .[/quote]hope say me i no dey there sha undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: A Greedy Man's Wishes by ElementG(op): 3:15pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:
element u don join too?

na me una think say una fit do caricature!!!

d sledge wey u dey praise no get mouth talk oh

make your own case no worse oh

as for dis cockcroah by d name,studio

na otapiapia na im i go go buy for u!
cynthy, me i no fit clean shiit for dog mouth oooo, anyway no be me talk am oooo
Jokes Etc › Re: A Greedy Man's Wishes by ElementG(op): 2:54pm On Aug 17, 2010
honestly dat yab is loaded grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Smart Gambler by ElementG(op): 2:54pm On Aug 17, 2010
i guess we are back from, well am back from sleep and u are back from where??
Jokes Etc › Re: A Greedy Man's Wishes by ElementG(op): 2:48pm On Aug 17, 2010
sledge406:
If I say I nor fear wen I see dat picture, I lie!
Wetin make me fear na your future. bosoms turn grinding stone, thighs turn yam and even your face sef be like wetin dem dey use take seperate fight. shocked
Oya change am if you want make I still dey converse with you. wink
man if na say na for dat female bashing thread u put am, oh boy na 10 points be dat ooo
Jokes Etc › Another Case Of Daftility by ElementG(op): 2:45pm On Aug 17, 2010
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his pupils a lessen about the evils of drink, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of whiskey, a glass of water, and two worms.

Now class, Observe closely the worms, said the professor.

He put one worm in the glass of water, and the pupils observed that the worm writhed about quiet happily. Then he put the other worm in the glass of whiskey. The worm writhed about for a short while then sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

Now what lessen can we derive from this experiment? Asked the professor.

Johnny at the back of the class, raised his hand and wisely responded, DRINK WHISKEY and you won't get worms.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 1:14pm On Aug 17, 2010
vicks u knw wat, i need to go now, i don weak die, we'll meet later around 3 or 4pm, bye my guy cool cool cool

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