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tnx bro

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Go to google maps
3. Find directions
4. Put taiwan as first place
5. Put china as second place
6. Then get directions
7. Read step 23. That should get u laughing

hi, my one and only taz, av missed u gan oo

no mind them jor ID *rubs d chest wella* cool down jor, abi she i dey touch ya melons like dis , u better dont let them corrupt us

tnx dear

y be say u dey beef me mary free me jor

i wonder ooo, abeg make una free me, its not my fault dat am a celebrity

dis one wey u dey laugh, guy my hand no near d melons oooo, no go think bad

oh ok i get it now , so huh do u av any idea what is making ID go gaga

yinkalink:
I was actually talkin 'bout u Element nat my darling El. Abi u don 4get dat dae u were smellin popcorn?

huh, yinka maybe u should kinda read dat ur post again, u sure u know english *no offence*

Chill now ID *rubs down her chest* wetin happen, oya tell me

Wat the!!! its a miracle, so El has reduced drinking like dis, yinka u should even be thanking God, abeg give am my own share jare, im go deliver am

yinkalink:
I dey oh mumsi Element,Rubbish? Watchu talkin 'bout? Kept 4 six-packs of [b]Hieneken [/b]4 u sha,ao do i get it 2 u?

*Licks lips* now u are talking, just ask El of my address

rubbish , u guys never cease to amaze me

rubbish , u guys never cease to amaze me

*slight bow* thank you, thank you, thank you, am flattered

lol, bro u are not, i knew u will come, so wats up, guy i dey miss CM ooo, where i wan get am now?

If ID show u d real parol of winch, u go know say winch pass winch, u better hang ur mouth like dat

na advice i give u oooo

good afternoon yinka babes, wats up

There were three guys standing in line to get into heaven. Just as they were about to enter, St. Peter stops them and tells them they have room for only one more person, so the one who died the worst death may enter.

St. Peter starts off with the first guy and his reply was: "I always had a suspicion that my wife was having an affair so I came home early one day to find that there was nobody but her. That is until I peered over the balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge in his boxers. I got so upset that I started stomping on his hands but he wouldn't let go. I got a hammer and started pounding on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go. Then finally I went inside and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on top of him. After I looked down to see that he was crushed to death, I felt so bad that I took a shotgun and killed myself."

St Peter says, "that's pretty bad," and asks the second guy how he died.

The second guy said, "I was getting ready for my workout in the afternoon and I always do my aerobic videos in my boxers. Today I somehow slipped and fell off my balcony. Luckily, there was the balcony on the floor below so I held on to the rail. As I was calling for help some lunatic started yelling at me and started stomping on my fingers. He brought out a hammer and started pounding on my fingers, then he quit and went back inside. When I thought he was gone I started pulling myself up from the ledge and all I could see was a huge refrigerator falling on top of me and I fell with it 10 flights below, and now I'm here."

St. Peter thinks to himself, 'that's pretty bad, '

The third guy was Jack
St. Peter was surprised and said, 'Well Jack, what happened to you?" Jack says, "Well, you won't believe it. Picture this, I'm naked inside a refrigerator, "

Sorry guys dat its been long since u read elemental jokes, dis is one for a start

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang
her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

aww, my indomitable darling moia don enter house, how body na

jacky, u need high deliverance, ur own demonic case don pass be careful

Blood of Christ , Which one be d flooding na?

hey El man wats up, lets meet on d offtopic thread

so who is being silly now LOL

@poster, nice joke man i love it

keep em coming

OMG!!! ROTFLMAO

wats up house

@el, man who tell u dat 1. Guy wetin i wan use dat kind number do when no be say i Dey sell pikin

omg dnt tell me d chief sleeps with d sheeps lmaoo

i need a sweet hair cut and also if u have a girl in d house dat i could u knw its been a long time

okay enough enough enough *puts arm round id's waist* abeg leave him. Come attend to me jor. Which hair go fit me