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hey jacky, jam dat mouth and park dat tongue right there. See me see wahala, which time monkey begin arm wrestle with gorilla

nah not really *sips champagne* just came to get some soft flesh on my body .

my darling id never change wats up girl

wats up house

Finally d efemented compound of Nland has arrived

lol u are my type of gal

holy moses!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d

whats popping house, *sniffs, sniffs* hmm smells like popcorn

omg! Dis one na deliverance case

see as house just dey dull. Where d gingers na?

see as yinka baby dey current for id world. Keep it up girl, i love dat

@El, *hugs him too* man i don miss u die, how things now, i heard ur bar business was booming good, but man e don long since CM touch my lips

MY sweet wonderful perfect awesome gorgeous beautiful rare unique gem hw are u now

Hey EL!!! BRO, wats up man, longest time *extends hand for a shake*

oh ok am back, did i miss anything?

yinkalink:
Am used to it. If even my own husband can abandon me in dis conditn. Gud mornin sha.

which condition?

sorry el man but i really didnt find d post funny

wats up house? @yinka abeg no vex say i run commot yesterday

i dey oo baby girl. How body?

wats up house? Wats popping

make i just give una my welcome joke, dont mind it please, it might not be too good

10 fruits.
3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with 10 bananas, and the chief says, shove them all up your butt without making a sound.
So the 1st guy gets 2 bananas in when he starts screaming, so the Indians kill him. The second guy comes back with 10 berries, and they shove 9 in and are about to shove the 10th in when he starts laughing, and so since he made a sound the Indians killed him too.
Now the first two explorers souls fly out of their bodies and into heaven and they start talking. The first explorer says 'Hey dude why did you laugh you could've gone back and told out families what had happened'.
The 2nd explorer replies, 'Sorry I just couldn't stop when I saw Fred coming down the hill with 10 pineapples.



Professions

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know, Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know, Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know, Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know,
Wash, Iron, Bleep, Etc."

where everyone na?

y be say anytime i come, every1 go don close. i no dey ever lucky

OMG!!! FIRST TIME I WILL ENTER A THREAD MADE BY BADOSKY

my flat a$$, because ur own come big now abi *gives is a quick glance* anyway av been gud sweerie, how u been doing too?

see your cute eyes, never knew they could get dis big, oya come jor, come hug ur lovely friend

y dis place dey smell like say dem bury dead masses for here *covers nose*

*swaggerliciosly walks into the bar* how my cute nland friends, hope say una still dey pump wella

@dyt obun, elede ni e

dyt na so u dey laugh reach?

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bet $20000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you dont mind, but i feel much luckier when i'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and quickly departed, The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "what did she roll?" The other answered, "i dont know - i thought you were watching."

wait wait wait who be d people wey go cage

wats up people