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*yawns* kunbee, how body na?

*swaggers in* wats up house?

woah chill, start telling me those who ordered and what i ate

Idowuogbo:
^garricakes how u de now

eldav:
hell0 bread crumbs

wassup?

una two no dey serious, una don kolo finish

El, just spill d damn thing and let me know d price

my belle don dey cry

El Guapo:
See this One. . .U sure say u fit pay 4 3 wks debt?
Maybe letting your pant stay can make a difference.

just shut up and tell me d price, abi u wan run down?

guy belle dey worry me, talk make i pay so i fit order another one

u sure? i thought i paid, ok how much is it

third leg?? girl u bad oooo

nice one bashy, na big truth u talk for dia, kudos

wetin dey waooohh

u and dis ur lyrics self, na God go help u

Idowuogbo:
laye emi o le fo pata gigan o

See ur mouth, u dey talk as if say ur own better

El, where my drink na?

aww, ok wat do u want

Umn, give me d usual *champaigne*

d sweetness wey u dash me? oya, no mind d haters, just vex and create one

Na only ID go sabi all the lyrics, by d way ID, make a new year resolution na, CREATE A THREAD , I PROMISE U D HUNDRED PAGE OF THAT THREAD, ABEG, BIKO

abi Taz, na lie i lie

Idowuogbo:
@element
i no talk now
haba make una dey enjoy ursef o , life is short o

of course i agree, with u, life is short, and when u get involved with them, it will be shorter

*swaggers in* El, where dis guy self, belle dey worry me now

Idowuogbo:
sweet chicks like thmmmmmm,

u are not serious

Lysaa, u are not serious at all

nah i wasnt really yabbing d girls, i was talking to stud, dont misunderstand me

El, if efe use tumbler wipe ur face, wetin make ur eye shift go dat place go jump out,

by d way, anything in d house, gimme a bottle of champaigne

Abeg go hug high tension if u no get better thing talk

wait, wait, i didnt say i like one type of woman, wat am just saying is dat theses ones u guys are showing me are far too u know, beyond any man's sexual imagination

ok look at those fat chicks, those ones are already toxic to a man's health, then look at the skinny or watever u call it woman, aving intercourse with dat kind of woman is already d same thing as using rock for mast urbation, so wats d use? ABEG I NO WAN BECOME IMPOTENT, by d way sweet chicks like hmmmm ,  still dey Nland so wetin i dey find for this AIDS PATIENT body?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=582295.msg7494369#msg7494369 date=1294581703]Girl!!

Great set of jokes - love 'em all

'tis a nice, new and fresh start to the New Year

Keep 'em rolling pls [/quote]Efe, y u force urself laugh untop d jokes. I know say u don hear am before but just because she be ur babes, u sha wan cut d girl some slack, no wahalas sha, i respect ya concern

Studio CFR:
Helmet

U talk too much

Are u pregnant?

may thunder fire dat corrupt yansh of urs, ewu mtseew

see fish wey we dey try save from frying pan

abeg where lysaa, come finish dis guy jor mtseewww

anyhow, food sha still dey dere

chill now, y u dey boil self, oya make we go El's bar go cool down

EL!!! WHERE MY STOUT, by the way, y is the bar empty today, let me guess, peeps never arrive

sits on d sofa beside him, so gist me, how things dey run