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hmmm, oga ooo, see love birds

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I�ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you�re so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck �em dry!"

Gosh!!! wat else, *smokes comes out of his head* i must make dis chick laugh

abi? who no like better thing

lol, u are taunting her, if she catch u ehh, she will define wat it is to lose dat kind of turkey

nothing, absolutely nothing, its impossible to talk when ur being forced to eat chicken right now (even though ur belle don full reach throat)

nah, am cool, but i didnt say i didnt like her oooo, no chook words for my mouth

this is incredibly unbelievable,

these type of words coming out of the game master himself

lol, d woman don stuff u up

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to, its kind of personal, " Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth, and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods, yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

awwww , infact i don vex, dis girl must laugh jor

frost bite ke? our village no too dey dat cold na?

Efe, u dat is talking, u dont know maybe d one man dat u out d other 6 girls that will make his life worth living, is actually a bricklayer , remove the nepa poll in ur eye before fighting over the toothpick in my own eye

i don hear u, na so dem go dey talk

Now dis is wat i call, "Wrong House"

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it, Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

EFE!!!, ur such a silly girl, leave me jor

ok sweerie, one joke coming right up

Studio CFR:
Mama still dey wakka with stick?


No orfiences

deaf human being, u hear me say stick for there, u better no let make bones handle u. The guy cherish our mumsy pass im wife oooo

u can say dat again

wreck ke? ur levels don pass dat one ,

anyway i pity u, all those girls wey u pack 4 house like koko mansion, na dem go still twist ur neck, kill you like fowl

woah woah wait!!!!, lai lai, i no fit dey drag for woman na? instead they come for me

am just too endowed

Efe, u dey miss, u better tell bones make he carry u go village go see mama,

man as dat woman old reach na so her strength dey build make she fit pound yam, efe i swear if u eat her pounded yam, all the sorrows in your life will vanish

too bad i didnt go dis year, @bones, hope say mama no vex for me

na so im go dey talk

by d way stud, how far, e don tey since i don see u dey sip moet, diet coke and watever else u dey drink

wetin happen na? i sure say my man Stud no fit wreck

hehehe, well d one below are called demons, well maybe fallen angelz

wait wait, Efe, av u ever been on any thread made by ID?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466492#msg7466492 date=1294234865]really?

wetin happen last year?

e be like say I miss out on serious fun heare!   [/quote]efe na sure thing say everyone go get coma for their character last year, well its time to convert them to full stops but since my brother here pharoh isnt u know ready to decide, i guess i just av to call him stubborn

but wait a minute, d guy fit dey see profits for there ooo , maybe dats y he doesnt want to abandon dem

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=538180.msg7466482#msg7466482 date=1294234772]what's popping? [/quote]and the wanderer returneth , wats up bro , happy new year

as if say u wey dey talk na international

lol, efe 'angel' no dey stay for dark place na, u know it

abeg free me jor, abi na lie i lie, na d fact be dat, for one male baby dat is born, at least 7 female babies are born to u know, make the boy's life worth living

make d guy drop im bad manners of last year, im no wan do am, i sure say even if d guy drop am self, im still fit reconsider carrying it (well make i no lie, if condition knack me for body, i fit vex go borrow my own too, last year never go finish )

@angelz, man u need to go to a character manager, how can u lock your own son in a room and then trying to make it a joke

@efe, abeg na saddist u still dey talk, dis one na sorrowist